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The Emo-ssassin Saga Game ID: 299018 Posted By: jojo on Friday January 8, 2010 6:52 PM

Listing 1 to 1 of 1 Reply Page 1 of 1   OOC/RECR PAGE:--1 (1 pg.) jojo Initiare RK: 1 MP: 11 Member Since: March 2009 Friday January 8, 2010 6:52 PM The Emo-ssassin Saga Originally Posted by Benn-Salian in Britches and Hose in Marderfarker on Thursday April 9, 2009 5:59 PM QUOTED  Ballsar and Detontrophe left Castle Marderfarker with their bromance still intact. The gay king was vanquished and probably hiding in a cave in the ogre lands of Blode. And over 300 kender looted the premises like it was any other day for a kender. Sexy dwarf and buxom maid had done the horizontal hustle in Marderfarker's Discoteca. The eunuch thanoi that were present were not concerned. Even Bobass and Niagrah found a broom closet where the afflicted kender had his first explosion that wasn't from a grenade. On the day that the Graygem Companions left to return to PepsiCola, Florida they had hung a huge banner over the palisade wall that read; Mission Accomplished! Control of the gay fortress was given to Master Emo-ssassin, JoJo. It was understood that the castle was now apart of the CoG, the Coalition of Graygem. As Detontrophe shook JoJo's hand, the bandages on the emo-ssassin's wrist slipped and revealed that they did not conceal self-mutilation wounds but rather a Hello Kitty analog watch. No one was unduly surprised. The Master Emo-ssassin retired to his private chambers shortly after the Graygem Companions left the castle in his care. "If life is so fair why do roses have thornes?" JoJo started lamenting. "Why are you so dismal?" came an unexpected call from the door. JoJo turned to see who had interrupted his heart-rending. Standing in the door was a Qualinesti elf wearing a tight leather S&M outfit with a ball gag hanging around his neck. His elven beaver cleaver hanging down to his knees like it had been in a torture devise (as it probably had). "If any God exists why did they have to give me such a horrible looking body?" the Master Emo-ssassin sobbed as he gingerly put his hand over his emo-ssassin hood "Close the door so that I might cry in peace." He continued. The door closed leaving the JoJo alone with only the sounds of cheers from the kender army slowly fading into the distance.   Listing 1 to 1 of 1 Reply Page 1 of 1   OOC/RECR PAGE:--1 (1 pg.)