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Joe_Ghostbuster
05/25/2001 12:06 PM

Joe (thief,juggler,con-man, and all around bastard) posts up the last poster.He smiles,and wonders at his own genius.The sign read:
Horribly dangerous Quest. Will involve dragons and other evil and really mean monsters. Absoloutly no monetary reward for joining.Kender are not allowed!!!contact Joe at Jumpin Jack Flash inn and bar.
They were spread all over town.Joe smiles again,a rather wicked smile, and heads for the his room in the inn.Once there,he spreads himself confortably on the bed and waits for the kender to arrive.
"Mr Darcy, I am undone... your britches are magnificent...
oh my....
dreadfully undone...."- khirsah,in a moment of surging hormones.

TolkaninFaznin
06/03/2001 9:49 AM

Tolk passes by the poster, immediately drawn to it. When she sees the note about 'No Kenders' she pouts, then starts thinking; "Well, I'm sure he woulnd't mine ONE kender . . . perhaps he doesn't know how good we are to have around! I should tell him!" She hears something behind her and turns to see Kirtau reading the poster and thinking the same thing.

"Are you going to check it out?" She asks Tolk.
"Yeah, and I saw it before you. . ."
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
And the two bickered right into the bar.

Cai'de watched as two bickering Kender approached the bar and asked for Joe. The human smirked. "This ought to be interesting . . ." She mused. The fox at her feet lifted his head, watched the two kender, and then went back to sleep. Cai'de herself had considered looking Joe up for adventure, and was now very much interested to see what he had to say about two kender.
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"The biggest difference between you and God is that God doesn't think he's you."

Joe_Ghostbuster
06/03/2001 2:05 PM

OOC: Ok,let me share something. In some of my threads,after barely a week at least 10 people show up and post millions of things that barely involve me.(example: 'Annoying' and 'our hero' threads.)Or,there are threads where no-one responds at all.Like this,until now.So thanks,Tolk, for bringing me to the middle ground.*checks for now stampeding posters*
Joe hears the prattling of kender,and the little taps of kender feet,a sound that most men would fear. But the fearless Joe smiles, and walks toward the horrors,his colorful rainbow floating with him."I've heard you want to talk to me. I thought I put on the signs 'no kender allowed.'"
As he automatclly checks the room for gullible saps and dangers, his eyes focus on a woman clad as a barbarian,with a fox at her feet.Cai'de! Damn it,this isn't the time!. The rouge didn't have any problem with the woman,in fact she was one of the few people (men or women) that he actually liked. But she was disrupting his plans here, and if she wanted to join this stupid pretext of a quest...he prays to Hiddekul that she doesn't see him.
"Mr Darcy, I am undone... your britches are magnificent...
oh my....
dreadfully undone...."- khirsah,in a moment of surging hormones.

TolkaninFaznin
06/04/2001 4:36 PM

"I just thought . . ." Tolk started . . .
"It was my thought first, I thought it before she thought she thought it, and if she thinks she can out think me she's thought wrong!" Kirtau interrupts.
"Liar!"
"ANYWAY . . ." The two start talking at once.
"Kender are good . . ."
". . .you should always have at least one . . ."
". . .If not six or seven . . ."
" . . .because you never know . . . ."
" . . .you could run into a giant flesh eating cow or something . . ."
"Hey, even a little flesh-eating cow would be cool!"
"Yeah, or a goat or something . . . ."
"I wonder what that would look like?"
"I've got some paper in my bag . . ."
Suddenly, the kender were sprawled on the ground with some parchment and a few pieces of charcole. "You see . . ." Tolk said, looking up to Joe, "You really should have a couple kender with you at all times because we come prepared for things . . . ."
"I have a magical shiskabob!" Kirtau piped.
"Seeeeeeeee???" Tolk said, and suddenly the two were looking up at him with their biggest, bluest, pleadingest kender eyes.
"And who's gonna draw pictures of you defeating a flesh-eating pig-elope-with-wings like this?" Kirtau added, brandishing the child-like sketch.

Cai'de laughs to herself in the corner and throws a scrap of meat to the fox. "He's got himself in for it now. No way I'm joining that moron and two kender!"
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"The biggest difference between you and God is that God doesn't think he's you."

Mertonius
06/04/2001 10:06 PM

Suddenly, Marcus (our ten year old chronomancer) plops out of the bathroom, a long piece of paper trailing on his left sandal.

"Ahh, uncle Joe, I think we ran out of paper..."There are seven constellations for the four Gods. And for The Maiden of Suzaku, there was Tamahome...

Mysterious Play

TolkaninFaznin
06/05/2001 8:44 AM

"Look at the picture I drew of Joe defeating a flesh-eating pig-elope-with-wings!" Kirtau said, showing the picture to Marcus.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"The biggest difference between you and God is that God doesn't think he's you."

Joe_Ghostbuster
06/06/2001 1:03 PM

Joe strains not to stab the two kender.remember old man,these are here for your purposes,if they're dead the plan won't work...oh but the temptation! Best to be off now,before I do kill them. he thinks.
"Hehe...nice drawing,em,Kirtau,is that it? Very good.Now, I have to go.Alone! Don't follow me,or i'll do something so horrible you can't even imagine it!" Joe's brain throbs at the knowledge that now the kender would follow him to the very edge of boredomn,just to see what they couldn't imagine.
The rouge grabs Marcus and smiles as a plan comes to him."Meet your Aunty Cai'de,Marc!" he says, and throws the kid at the barbarian.He then runs out of the inn, hoping the kender could find thier way after him.
"Mr Darcy, I am undone... your britches are magnificent...
oh my....
dreadfully undone...."- khirsah,in a moment of surging hormones.

TolkaninFaznin
06/06/2001 3:29 PM

"Man, I don't think our sales pitch worked too well!" Kirtau said as the two quickly pocketed the drawing (among other things) and bolted after Joe.
"He certainly does like to keep people on their toes, doesn't he?" Tolk said.

Cai'de stands and takes Marcus's hand. "You want us to help you find your Uncle Joe? It wasn't very nice of him to just leave you here. I'll help you find him." She nods to the fox, who takes off ahead of them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"The biggest difference between you and God is that God doesn't think he's you."

Mertonius
06/06/2001 7:23 PM

"Thanks a lot Aunty Cai'de!!!"
Marcus immediately grabs a hold of his dear aunty and waits for her next move."I can't believe it..."

"Believe what your majesty?"

"I can't believe that... I'm so handsome" -Hotohori

TolkaninFaznin
06/08/2001 9:39 AM

Cai'de takes MArcus and follows Swifter, who, once having found Joe's trail, surges forward and doubles back to make sure they are following.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"The biggest difference between you and God is that God doesn't think he's you."

Joe_Ghostbuster
06/08/2001 6:35 PM

Joe smiles as he hears shrill voices behind him. He walks quickly forward,towards the city Armoury.Once there, he walks silently to an area in shadow beside the guards in front of the door,and waits.
"Mr Darcy, I am undone... your britches are magnificent...
oh my....
dreadfully undone...."- khirsah,in a moment of surging hormones.

TolkaninFaznin
06/08/2001 9:27 PM

Tolk and Kirtau soon come around the corner.

"Cool, the armory!" Kirtau says happily. She starts to skip toward it, but Tolk suddenly grabs her back, on the verge of insane laughter;
"I've got an idea!"
"What?"
"Let's surprise him when he comes out!"
"Oh, come on, that would be too boring!"
"What do you mean?"
"I don't want to sit around and *wait*! I'm going in!"
"Fine!" Tokl retorted. "I'll surprise him myself!"
Kirtau entered the armory.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"The biggest difference between you and God is that God doesn't think he's you."

Mertonius
06/08/2001 9:52 PM

"Hey, Aunty Cai'de. What are those two small people doing over there?"

Marcus, his one hand wrapped around one of Cai'de's hands and another wrapped around his pet, Jiggs the Rabid Jigglypuff, stuggled to keep up.And darkness took his soul and made it it's own, forever trapped in the endless nothingness that is the heart of darkness...
-Prophecy of the Mad One

Joe_Ghostbuster
06/09/2001 9:52 AM

Joe curses as the idiot kender just walks in calmly into the armoury's forbidden entrance. They were supposed to distract the guards, not lure them further into where he had to go! He watches as the two guards turn white at the presence of a kender in the armoury and quickly run after them.
"How the hell am I going to get it out now?" he asks himself.
"Mr Darcy, I am undone... your britches are magnificent...
oh my....
dreadfully undone...."- khirsah,in a moment of surging hormones.

TolkaninFaznin
06/09/2001 2:11 PM

Cai'de smiles at Marcus's antics. "Those are Kenders." She said, slowing to a pace that he could keep up with. "And they are on a mission with Uncle Joe. Why don't you wait out here with Swifter and I will go in and find Joe?" Cai'de leaves the boy, his [rabid] jigglypuff, and the fox, shakes her head at Tolkanin hiding in the bushes (or at least sitting in the bushes suddenly enraptured by an inch-worm) and enters the armory.

"Hey, Joe, you're 'nephew' is waiting outside."

Kirtau looks, wide-eyed at all of the weapons. She accidentally bumps into one of the guards, and smiles up at him. "This is sooo cool!!! What are they made of? Are they elven make? Human? What about ones with Rubies? That would be cool . . . or sapphire, or emerald or opal . . .I love opal!!! Do you hve any with Opal???"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"The biggest difference between you and God is that God doesn't think he's you."

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