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Nadja
07/17/2000 6:09 PM

My mother has been kidnapped. She was wanted by
the dragons of the west for her healing powers.
She is the queen of our little camp. They have
killed my father and I am the only one left to
find her...


Please help me. I am fluent in dwarf,
elvish, common, and dragon. Please help me.
I am setting off soon. So any help would be
appriciated.

teutonicknight
05/19/2000 10:03 AM

i shall be thine knight in shining armour!!!

(ummm, what was it we were doing then?)

Nadja
05/21/2000 4:13 PM

TK we are going to rescue my mother who was
kidnapped to help some ugly person heal.

She is very powerful adn i am just like her. But
without her i am nothing.

*begins to cry*

teutonicknight
05/21/2000 5:13 PM

"Awww, dont cry."

*walks over and hugs her*

"We'll find your mother. Even if we have to...wait, I'll stop there."

Baz
05/21/2000 6:32 PM

A kender walks into the middle of the campground. Seeing the young lady and the knight standing alone in the center of the camp the kender approaches them. "Hello, what seems to be the matter here?" Glaring around, the kender just seems to come to terms with the scorched ground, a few dead goblins, and the many bodies of merchants. Seeing the young lady crying in the knight's arms brings tears to the kender's face. "Don't cry. I'll help you. You know, I'm a hero among my people. They call me Queerli, War Kender. We'll catch the evil scum who did this."

Nadja
05/22/2000 6:39 AM

*looks up at Queerli and drys tears*

Thank you my dear kender. My name is Nadja four
moons. It is my mother who was kidnapped. I fear
for her safety every minute she is not with me.
I am sorry to be crying like this I am just so
sad at this point. My father dead my mother
missing and my sisters raped and murdered.

*with that she crys all over again*

teutonicknight
05/22/2000 2:02 PM

"Sshhh. Don't cry Nadja, we'll find your mother's capteurs. I promise."

*he comforts Nadja and she eventually stops crying*

"Shall we start off?"

Baz
05/22/2000 3:07 PM

Queerli stares at Nadja. "Yes, lady, don't cry. We'll find your mother. I believe I saw a goblin yonder east. Shall we start that way?"

Nadja
05/26/2000 8:21 PM

*looks at them both*

'Thank you both. i will try not to cry anymore.
Yes shall we be off.'

teutonicknight
05/28/2000 8:51 AM

*bows to Nadja*

"I am glad I can be of service. And I am also glad you shall try not to cry. I don't enjoy seeing such beautiful women in such pain."

*starts off with the other two*

Nadja
05/30/2000 9:06 AM

*looks at Tk with wonderment*

'Why are you helping me? I have one child and
am about to have another one. Why you ask? Well
when they ransacked my home i was r...raped.'


'I have personal revenge in mind also.'

teutonicknight
05/30/2000 1:18 PM

*looks at Nadja. then looks at the ground and sighs*

"I am to help any in need, so says the code of the knights. And I can also not let a young woman go without help in her time of most need."

*looks up just in time to avoid tripping on a rock in the road*

Nadja
06/02/2000 10:22 PM

*laughs at him*

'Thanks i am grateful for your help"

teutonicknight
06/04/2000 12:48 PM

*smiles at nadja then looks at the kender*

"And where might this goblin, or whatever you saw, be?""The same thing we do every night, Cal. Steal, plunder, and be just plain evil." said Lor.

Nadja
06/04/2000 2:08 PM

*Looks at TK*

'I saw what looked like a camp about 1 mile back
when I walked here to find help. Maybe we can try
there?'

Jessamine
06/04/2000 2:48 PM

jessamine walks toward the group, slipping her sword into a sheath at her back and calling out to Nadja.
"Count me in!" she turns and looks at the kender...amazed that someone would admit to being called 'Queerli' :) She nods authoritatively to TK and puts her hands on her hips.
"uh, by the way, is it okay if Mischiem tags along?"

Nadja
06/04/2000 7:10 PM

*Looks around as the group grows bigger*

'I am grateful for any help all who are willing to fight are welcome in this battle. But as soon as we find the ones who have kidnapped and raped me I want the leader.'


*She grabs her stomach as if in pain. The child will be here soon*

teutonicknight
06/04/2000 7:38 PM

*nods to Nadja*

"I will allow your revenge, m'lady." he looks off in the direction that she had indicated the camp was. "Perhaps we should try that? I do hope we find some information on the whereabouts of your mother, Nadja.""The same thing we do every night, Cal. Steal, plunder, and be just plain evil." said Lor.

Nadja
06/04/2000 8:35 PM

*She nods to TK*

'Ok lets hurry though I think my time is coming'

Baz
06/05/2000 5:37 PM

OOC: Jessamine, who is Mischiem. YOu mentioned him in the Bloodbath Arena and other posts. I was just wondering who it was.

Queerli stares at Nadja, then at TK, and finally at Jessamine. "The camp I passed isn't that far. It's only about a mile or two east of here. The problem I saw was a rather large bunch of evil looking things. There were some goblins in that camp twice the size of this knight. Not one to tussle with. But if we use tactical warfare and startegy, we could get him."

Seeing the amazed glares of his companions Queerli is quick to bring up, "You know, I am a War Kender. I was once general of the Kender Army of Hylo. I was trained for this stuff. Now, let's plan..."

The companions trudge on as Queerli goes over strategy and tactics of war and surprise.

teutonicknight
06/06/2000 7:47 AM

*listens to Queerli only to entertain the little fella, while going over battle strategies in his own mind. they had Nadja and Jessamine, who he wasn't sure how well they would fight not having seen them in much action. they had Queerli who could fend for himself rather well in a fight. and there was him, the knight, he knew he could take them all on if he didn't have the others to protect*

"I think I may have a plan. I will cut around the camp and cause a disturbance. While all the thugs and goblins go after me, you three can take the leader in his tent. I just hope I can buy you enough time.""The same thing we do every night, Cal. Steal, plunder, and be just plain evil." said Lor.

Baz
06/06/2000 3:28 PM

Queerli stares up annoyed at Sir Gunthar. "That might work, knight. But you fail to remember one thing: there's a great many of the goblins. At least four dozen. If the leader has any intelligence at all he won't call out everyone after you. And then we forget that nearly every goblin lord is intelligent enough to have a personal guard."

Baz brightens at showing up the knight. "Now, this is a good beginning you have there knight. But let's try this: Kender are naturally, dare I say it, somewhat irritating. So, if I can rile most of the goblins to chase me, you, and Nadja, and Jessamine, and Mischiem (OOC: though I still don't know who he is.) can come out by the leader's tent. Sir knight, you should be able to take out the leader's guard while Nadja and Jessamine and Mischiem attack him. Good idea?"

TheFullMonty
06/06/2000 4:20 PM

"That would be me, Handsome," A young warrior grins at Baz as Jessamine laughs. "Hey, sis," he does the Secret-Handshake with his little sister (only a few years) and shakes hands all around, sensing that these ppl are not in a good enough mood. "I think your idea is Great. I'm Mischiem. What a jolly spiffin wheeze, mates- who do i sound like? Hahaha, i know something you all do Not Know. There is a large group - about 10 - of mercenaries back at Your's Truly 's Inn and they're looking for work. i think we can get them out here for free (PS ill do the RP :) ) , and just give them drinks on the house all night. What do you say?" he tries to ignore jessamine, who rolls her eyes but can't hide a bemused smile.

Nadja
06/06/2000 8:12 PM

*Looks at the group that have come out to help*

'I don't know if we need much more help. But I am willing to pay anything to get my mother back.'

*Looks at Jassamine*

'What do you know about birthing children?'

teutonicknight
06/07/2000 8:22 AM

"I believe that the kender's plan will work. He causes a distraction so that all, or most all, of the goblins and such nots go after him. Then the rest of us sneak to the leader's tent. I stand guard whilst the others go inside and proceed to 'interrogate' him.""The same thing we do every night, Cal. Steal, plunder, and be just plain evil." said Lor.

Nadja
06/07/2000 9:11 AM

*She looks around*

'That plan shall do but we must hurry I am afraid that I haven't much time.'

teutonicknight
06/08/2000 11:37 AM

*not fully understanding what Nadja meant by 'not having much time', Gunthar followed the kender on to the camp, where he waited for the kender to do whatever it is that kender do*"The same thing we do every night, Cal. Steal, plunder, and be just plain evil." said Lor.

Nadja
06/10/2000 12:01 AM

*Looks at TK with a pained smile*


'I mean this child is coming sooner than I wanted it to'

Baz
06/11/2000 10:13 AM

Queerli edges to the boundaries of the camp. He silently slides an arrow into his bow. The arrow flies true, lodging in the chest of a scout. Soon two more border scouts lie dead. Queerli then lifts his hoopak.

Moving swiftly through the goblin camp Queerli taunts the beasts with cheers of "Your mother was a boar!", or "You smell worse than three month old garbage!"

His plan works. More than half of the goblin camp trails after him like a lynch mob. Glancing back he sees Gunthar, Nadja, and the rest move into the camp.

But as he turns around Queerli lands right in the arms of a large goblin. Six more of the beasts, armed with scimitars, emerge from the woods. Looking back Queerli sees the mob of goblins moving quickly after him.

"Damn!" he curses. "Heeeeeeeelllllpppp! Gunthar! Mischiem! Nadja! Jessamine! Anyone!"

Leana_Nightbreeze
06/11/2000 6:11 PM

Suddenly the goblin's head rolls to the ground chopped neatly in two.

"Are you all right?" A young woman in strange dark armor asks. A strange band with a black jewel in the shape of a moon glimmers on her forehead. Seeing that the kender seems ok, she turns toward the mob of goblins brandishing her two-handed sword. "You did say anyone, didn't you?"

teutonicknight
06/11/2000 6:57 PM

*nearly runs to help Queerli, but sees the mysterious woman aide him and decides to pull through with the plan. he urges the group on to the mercenary leader's tent and shows them inside, waiting outside to guard their back*"The same thing we do every night, Cal. Steal, plunder, and be just plain evil." said Lor.

Nadja
06/11/2000 8:13 PM

'I thank everyone for their help'


*She walks up to the leader with her head held high. She pushes him into the chair even as she draws her sword.*


'Tell me where my mother is.'

*She gasps as the pains of childbirth grow closer*

Leana_Nightbreeze
06/12/2000 11:25 AM

Outside, the dark knight's appearence changes. The armor falls into neat folds of a dark velvet robe. The sword becomes a black staff with gold writing etched in its sides. Whispering words of magic, a bolt of lightening shoots from her staff at the goblin mob, taking out the first row of them. Knowing that wouldn't stop them she glances at the kenders companions, recoganizing a few of them.

"Jess, nice to see you again now please HELP!!!" she calls.

teutonicknight
06/12/2000 1:29 PM

*Gunthar hears the plea for help from the aide*

"Must I do everything myself?" he questions himself out loud.

*he gestures at the oncomming horde and the ground beneath them turns to mud. they all fall over in the sticky mud and land on top of each other, some on ohter's blades*

"That should slow them down a bit.""The same thing we do every night, Cal. Steal, plunder, and be just plain evil." said Lor.

Leana_Nightbreeze
06/12/2000 6:07 PM

"Gunthar my friend, we have GOT to get together and do lunch sometime! Where'd you learn that spell?" Turning back to the horde, Leana notices a few of goblins are stacking their dead in line leading to her and the kender. She points her staff at the trees around her and the mud in front of the mob. Twigs and branches shoot from the trees onto the ground. Then, as she points her staff at the pile, it shoots up in flames.

"Now why didn't I think of that before?"

teutonicknight
06/12/2000 6:25 PM

*Gunthar laughs heartily at the turn of events*

"Yes Leana, why didn't you think of that before? And that trick was 'given' to me by my druidic friend Saai."

*he looks around to make sure no goblins or anything are around the tent. he motions for Leana to come over to his post so he can explain his training to a more full extent*"The same thing we do every night, Cal. Steal, plunder, and be just plain evil." said Lor.

Baz
06/13/2000 3:48 PM

Queerli stands stunned by the magical performance. "Wow...you know, I would've done that, but they don't kender practice magic. You'd think the magi would have a little more compassion. Anyway, how go things back at the camp. Did Nadja find the leader?"

Suddenly a hand clamps around Queerli's mouth. Queerli ducks backward and brings his head up into his opponent's jaw. His opponent, an enormoous goblin, reers backwards. TK and Leana start to move forward but Queerli stops them. "This fight is mine."

He holds his hoopak in a defensive position. As the goblin charges Queerli ducks aside and slams the goblin in the back of the knee. The goblin drops to his knees and Queerli knocks him over the head with a blow from his hoopak. The goblin drops face first in the mud, unconcsous.

OOC: I'm just beginning to think that all of you (TK, Jess, Mischiem, Leana) are like a little family. It just kinda looks like you've done a lot before. Am I right about this?

Leana_Nightbreeze
06/13/2000 4:22 PM

Seeing that Queerli could take care of himself quite well, Leana makes her way over to Gunthar, courious about the druid.

"Say, how's everyone else doing?"

OOC:Sort of, Jess and me know eachother really well outside of Dragonlance. I've met TK a couple times and I've met Mischiem once.

Nadja
06/14/2000 8:03 PM

*She drills the leader. He is tough but he is starting to wear down.*

'Ok tell me where my mother is. If you don't I will have my friend over there kill you.'

*She points at TK.*

teutonicknight
06/14/2000 8:55 PM

*smiles at the leader man and fingers his blade as if hungry for blood*"Two minus one leaves none."

Nadja
06/14/2000 10:31 PM

*Smiles at TK.*

'Now dear what did I tell you if you can't torture them right I won't let you have anymore leaders.'

*Looks at the leaders surprised face.*

'He always was hungry for blood. Now tell me where my mother is.'

*Gasps in pain.*

'TK get one of the females my child is coming now!'

teutonicknight
06/15/2000 6:44 AM

*Gunthar's face quickly changes from a smile to an expression of surprise. he looks to his right and sees Leana. he gets up and motions for her to come with him*

"Leana, you and Jessamine do whatever it is you need to do. Mischiem, NO, don't look!! Come with me."

*he grabs the leader and yanks him out of his chair and drags him outside*

"You don't get to watch either.""Two minus one leaves none."

Nadja
06/15/2000 8:10 AM

*Outside of the tent you can hear muted screams and gasps of pain. After about 30 mins you hear the high pitched scream of a baby.*

'Hurry someone get TK. I need his help right now.'

teutonicknight
06/15/2000 8:28 AM

*Gunthar hears the cry of a baby and Nadja call his name. he looks at the leader of the bandits*

"Stay." he says and his feet turn to stone so heavy he can not lift his feet.

*he enters the tent and walks up to Nadja. he kneels in awe of the tiny baby she holds*

"M'lady called?""Two minus one leaves none."

Nadja
06/15/2000 10:10 AM

'TK I want you to name my child. You have been with me for a long time. Name my child. Anything you want. It is a little boy.'


*Waits for his answer*

teutonicknight
06/15/2000 10:43 AM

*stares at Nadja dumbfounded*

"But, that is usually the father's job...but, if you want my opinion the child should be named...Androth.""Two minus one leaves none."

Nadja
06/15/2000 11:03 AM

'But the father is a person who raped me. I am not letting him name my SON. So his name shall be Androth.'


*Falls asleep holding her son to her breast. murmmering (my precious son)*

'Oh my the way where is my mother?'

Leana_Nightbreeze
06/15/2000 4:35 PM

Leana pauses on her way out to a nearby stream to wash her hands.

"You plan go after you mother in your condition? With a baby?!

Nadja
06/15/2000 6:22 PM

'Leana, you don't understand. My mother has to give the last rights to my father. She is the only family besides my child that I have.'

*She moves to get up.*

'By the way everyone PLEASE come to my bar for drinks.'

Leana_Nightbreeze
06/16/2000 2:38 PM

"Oh, then I sencerely apoligize," Leana mutters guiltily.

Bowing, she added, "It would be my honor to help you in the rest of quest, then."

Nadja
06/16/2000 3:12 PM

'Thank you for your support. My child will not be in the way. I shall carry him.'

*She gets her child to breast feed him.*

teutonicknight
06/19/2000 10:49 AM

"I shall help thee to the end Nadja. Do not forget that..."

*he watches as she gets her child*

"Uh, I shall wait for thee ouside of the tent."

*he walks outside and grabs hold of Mischiem who was about to walk in*

"She has a healthy new baby boy named Androth.""Two minus one leaves none."

Nadja
06/19/2000 3:08 PM

*Feeds her child. Then she goes outside.*

'If you could bring the leader to me. I need to ask him if he knows of my mother. If he does we act on the information.'

teutonicknight
06/20/2000 6:31 AM

*steps round the corner and returns with the leader whose feet are now stone*

"Talk!""Two minus one leaves none."

Nadja
06/20/2000 7:48 AM

*He starts talking incoherently.*

'You better tell me where my mother is. If I have to have TK here torture you, trust me you rathter not have that. Besides my child is fussy. If you wake him I will kill you. Tell me now where she is.'

"She is in the camp of the dragon queen in the Northern Pasture of Hyrule. It is there where you shall find her."

'Good. Now I shall have TK take you and put you where You shall not be able to follow me.

Nadja
06/20/2000 7:48 AM

*He starts talking incoherently.*

'You better tell me where my mother is. If I have to have TK here torture you, trust me you rathter not have that. Besides my child is fussy. If you wake him I will kill you. Tell me now where she is.'

"She is in the camp of the dragon queen in the Northern Pasture of Hyrule. It is there where you shall find her."

'Good. Now I shall have TK take you and put you where You shall not be able to follow me.'

teutonicknight
06/20/2000 1:29 PM

*Gunthar grins and picks him up by his shirt collar. he walks in the tent and puts him in his bed and ties him down securely*

"There, you should not be able to get out without help now. But if for some reason you do escape here and follow us I will kill you. It will be a slow and painful death, and you do not want that, let me assure you that."

*walks back outside*

"Well, I am ready to depart, and it might be easier to travel while Androth is sleeping.""Two minus one leaves none."

Nadja
06/20/2000 8:05 PM

'Yes I am sure it will be easier to travel while Androth is sleeping. I teleported my other son into the care of a good friend of mine.'

*Takes off after strapping her son onto her back. Hopefully this journey will be easy.*

Leana_Nightbreeze
06/24/2000 6:21 PM

"Alright, let's get going then. Hmmm, Hyrule, Hyrule, Hyrule, now where have I heard that before?..."

OOC: Phewph! I was worried that adventure would be half over when I got back from the beach. Must have been a slow week. Say, Nadja, play any video games?

Nadja
06/24/2000 11:30 PM

OOC: it is from Zelda it was all i could think of.

Leana_Nightbreeze
06/25/2000 2:39 PM

OOC: Hehe, thought so, it's cool name anyway. ;)

TheFullMonty
06/25/2000 3:28 PM

That's where Link goes to defeat Ganondorf who kidnapped Zelda who is the princess, i think, in nintendo 64


Mischiem joins their group but i don't feel like writing the entrance; just pretend he introduces himself. okay?

Nadja
06/25/2000 3:33 PM

*Draws her sword as if to protect her child.*

'Why do you want to join us Mischiem? I have a child I am not about to let anyone we don't approve of here. Guys and Ladies what shall we do let him join us or send him packing?'

Leana_Nightbreeze
06/25/2000 5:21 PM

OOC:Zelda's a cool game. I'm still trying to beat it, though.

"Depends on if we'll need help later. These seem to be nothing but goblins or something we've been fighting so far and they're a push over, but I don't know what we'll be up against next. We could always use him as a decoy when there's a threat of ambush."

Nadja
06/25/2000 10:58 PM

OOC: my bro in law beat it

'Good point. I guess you can come if I see you as a threat at anypoint I will kill you. Got that?'

Leana_Nightbreeze
06/26/2000 10:35 AM

"Sounds like a fair deal, let's go. Say, where in the Abyss is Jessamine?"

teutonicknight
06/26/2000 1:56 PM

"Yeah, that sounds fair. And like a fitting job for him too.""Two minus one leaves none."

Baz
06/27/2000 9:08 AM

OOC: As much as I would like to continue, it's near impossible for me to type. I recently broke both of my arms and it hurts even to wobble my fingers. So, for 8-12 weeks, bye.

Leana_Nightbreeze
06/27/2000 4:08 PM

OOC:Oh Baz that's horrible!:( I'd ask what happened but if it's a long story you probably shouldn't tell it. Hope you feel better! :)

TheFullMonty
06/27/2000 6:34 PM

Hey dude u do Zelda? say how far are you? are you grown up? do you have the big sword? the other one breaks all the time, so it's messed up, man. anyways...

Mischiem sidles over to nadja and takes her hand, pressing it to his chest so she can feel his heartbeat.
"Nadj, i thought we knew each other...how could you doubt me like that? I only want to help you. If you dont' want me to come, i understand...you've been mistreated my many men, why should i be different? But can't you see i'm earnest? here is my heartbeat, here is my hand... do you take it?" his deep brown eyes are warm and soft, like melted chocolate...

Nadja
06/27/2000 8:20 PM

*Takes his hand and looks deep into his eyes.*

'I am sorry of course you may join us. I am just trying to protect my child.'

*Pulls him close for a hug*

Love concurs all

Leana_Nightbreeze
06/28/2000 11:10 AM

"Alright, then, let's get movin'. after all, Nadja, your mother can't wait all day to be rescued."

OOC: Oh sure! I'm big now. I've beaten the Ice Cavern and I'm going on to the water temple soon. I've aeady defeated the forest and fire temples, too.

Neo-guyver1
06/28/2000 11:29 AM

OOC: Zelda: the Ocarina of time, right? I've finished
it already. Twice even....
BTW: You need another warrior? Jordie is always in
for the saving of innocents.





Jordie, Master of Fire and Lightning

'If you so much as touch kitty's ass, I'll put firecrackers in your nutsack and blow
your balls all over your pants!'

-cartman

TheFullMonty
06/28/2000 1:28 PM

He hugs her too, giving a thumbs-up sign behind her back (:)) to the others. Then he turns to Jordie....hey man, are you comin cuz we need to get this show on the road...

OOC: did you know elian gonzalez is going back to Cuba today? okay.....hey! how did you get through the water caverns? do you have to use the fire torches? because i am having so much trouble, i'm all stuck up on that part, how do you do it then? i have those coins...rupees...the ones that are blue in colour...someone told me you have to use those. okay, anyways....

Neo-guyver1
06/28/2000 1:50 PM

Jordie walks out of the shadows and introduces himself.

'..Master of Fire and Lightning at your service'



Jordie, Master of Fire and Lightning

'If you so much as touch kitty's ass, I'll put firecrackers in your nutsack and blow
your balls all over your pants!'

-cartman

TheFullMonty
06/28/2000 2:07 PM

"Master of Fire- and- Lightning-!" Mischiem shakes his hand enthusiastically...
"Mate, that's really out there! Say, I like the introduction...
i didn't even have one, okay?
and they still like me,
so you with all your shadow stuff and the fire-and-lightning,
well
i say
you
could really hit it off....



"Say, do you have any experience fighting goblins?" Mischiem asks with a
hey-you-guys-watch-this
expression on his face.

Neo-guyver1
06/28/2000 2:45 PM

'Goblins?' Jordie asks as he forces his hand back
'Yeah, I've fought those.'

He turns away, looking at you strangely.




Jordie, Master of Fire and Lightning

'If you so much as touch kitty's ass, I'll put firecrackers in your nutsack and blow
your balls all over your pants!'

-cartman

teutonicknight
06/29/2000 7:43 AM

*Gunthar laughs at Mischiem's question*

"Have I fought goblins? I am known as the goblin slayour by the knights!"

*continues on and gives Mischiem a pat on the back that nearly sends him flying*"Two minus one leaves none."

Nadja
06/29/2000 9:09 PM

*Pulls TK to the side of the group.*

'Dear you do know I am now married don't you?'

Love concurs all

Neo-guyver1
06/30/2000 3:41 AM

((OOC: where exactly are you stuck in the water cavern.
The water cavern is, by my thought, the most difficult.
You first need to get the longer harpoon-thing (you know
what I mean right? I don't know how its called in
English) You'll have to defeat your mirror Image for
that. But just tell me where you're stuck and I'll
look it up for ya ;) ))

Married?

*An evil grin appears on his face*

Not without rice!

*With a snap of his fingers a portal appears
above the couple and rice starts pouring on top
of them*

Hehe

*shrugs*



Jordie, Master of Fire and Lightning

'If you so much as touch kitty's ass, I'll put firecrackers in your nutsack and blow
your balls all over your pants!'

-cartman

Neo-guyver1
06/30/2000 7:04 AM

*raises an eyebrow*

Birds? Struck by lightning?

*Throws one hand into the air. Lightning flashes,
followed by thunder. A dozen pigeons fall out of
the sky, crisp and smokey*

Like that, you mean?



Jordie, Master of Fire and Lightning

'If you so much as touch kitty's ass, I'll put firecrackers in your nutsack and blow
your balls all over your pants!'

-cartman

teutonicknight
06/30/2000 8:40 AM

*Gunthar looks at Jordie and has a half grin half frown on his face*

"She's not married to ME you idiot! She's married to Mikhael(sp?)."

*shakes his head as he continues on and dodges the falling birds*"Two minus one leaves none."

Neo-guyver1
06/30/2000 9:31 AM

((OOC: it's Mikhal, I think...))

Duh! And who are you calling an idiot? You don't
look that smart yourself!

*shakes his head as he starts chanting, a second
later a confused expression appears on his face*

I cast a detect intelligence spell on you.

*points to your head*

There's none in there.

*Laughing as he walks past you, he winks at you to
show you it was a joke*





Jordie, Master of Fire and Lightning

'If you so much as touch kitty's ass, I'll put firecrackers in your nutsack and blow
your balls all over your pants!'

-cartman

teutonicknight
06/30/2000 10:30 AM

*smiles and suppresses laughter as Jordie passes him. he sighs to regain composure and continues on*

"Idiot. . ." he mutters under his breath so that Jordie is the only one to hear him."Two minus one leaves none."

Leana_Nightbreeze
06/30/2000 1:25 PM

ooc: you should get the guide. It's inCREDibly helpful. I can't imagine getting through Water Temple without it. It also has a guide to every heart piece and gold skulltula in the back.

"So where exactly is this strangly-familiar-sounding Hyrule...was it Field?"

Neo-guyver1
06/30/2000 2:00 PM

OOC: I've been through all the temples without a
guide..... I also have 19 of the 20 harts and all
4 bottles, I don't have all the skulltulas, though...




Jordie, Master of Fire and Lightning

'If you so much as touch kitty's ass, I'll put firecrackers in your nutsack and blow
your balls all over your pants!'

-cartman

Leana_Nightbreeze
06/30/2000 6:31 PM

ooc:I've got 3 bottles, not enough hearts, and almost 40 skulltulas, unfortunately, I'm soppose to 50 by now.

Nadja
06/30/2000 6:36 PM

OOC-back to the rp



OK now we are in Hyrule. WE travel to an inn and rent rooms. while there we see odd creatures.

*I step outside and am attacked. I relay a message to TK saying HELP*

Love concurs all

TheFullMonty
07/02/2000 7:00 PM

what odd creatures you mean Lor is here? (ha, ha, ha...uh)


Mischiem gets the message by accident and steps outside. Knocking five arrows to his longbow, he shoots all but three of them...

He pulls out his sword and fights them one by one, swearing a bad bad word under his breath as an enemy's blade rakes across his face, painting a deep crimson line from his ear to his collarbone.

The last one is a man, almost as tall as Mischiem. Mischiem has disarmed him, but his sword is lodged in the last attacker and he didn't have time to turn the body over and find it. The two stare at each other; Mischiem looks him over with slitted black eyes. he says something, but so softly that in the noise of the tavern Nadja can't hear. The attacker replies with a go-to-f*-hell and pushes Mischiem in the chest roughly. Mischiem swipes his hand off and puts it in a wrist-lock, then sweeps the man's dagger from his belt and holds it to his chin.

"Now are you going to leave?" he traces a line from the man's chin to his sternum, making his skin white but not drawing blood yet.

"Fine." the man starts to back off, and mischiem releases him, watching him walk away.

He turns to Nadja and hands her the dagger.

"You should never be without something to protect yourself," he holds his hand to his long cut and presses it.

"Are you okay? Gods, you're pale as a ghost. come inside,"

Leana_Nightbreeze
07/03/2000 12:30 PM

"Mischiem, you are now deemed 'knight in shining armor' Congrats!"

TheFullMonty
07/03/2000 1:08 PM

Yeah, baby!


But I'm sorry, I saved Nadja this time, so she has to say it.


All this is OOC or OCC or whatever... by the by, what does that mean?

Neo-guyver1
07/03/2000 1:18 PM

OOC: it means 'out of character'. I think what mischiem
did there was a little bit ooc, too... ;)



Jordie, Master of Fire and Lightning

'If you so much as touch kitty's ass, I'll put firecrackers in your nutsack and blow
your balls all over your pants!'

-cartman

TheFullMonty
07/03/2000 4:15 PM

what was OOC



Killing Nadja's attackers? Hey then, i dont' think that was out of line! What I'm saying is
she can be quite annoying, but it isn't a reason to just let her die! That was definetely not out of context.


OOC


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Neo-guyver1
07/03/2000 4:30 PM

OOC:

No no,

Saving Nadja was not ooc, but YOU saving Nadja was
ooc... I should have done that ;)


Jordie, Master of Fire and Lightning

'If you so much as touch kitty's ass, I'll put firecrackers in your nutsack and blow
your balls all over your pants!'

-cartman

TheFullMonty
07/03/2000 6:11 PM

You couldn't find your way out of a paper bag.

Neo-guyver1
07/03/2000 10:59 PM

OOC:

Yes I can..

*pulls out a paper bag. Gets into the paper bag.*

Goddamnit!

*can't get out of the paper bag*

Er......, HHHHEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPP!!!!!!!


;)

Jordie, Master of Fire and Lightning

'If you so much as touch kitty's ass, I'll put firecrackers in your nutsack and blow
your balls all over your pants!'

-cartman

Nadja
07/04/2000 12:17 AM

OK Who ever saved me in my knight in shining armor. OOC ":)"

Love concurs all

Baz
07/04/2000 2:48 PM

The door to the inn opens. A small, child-like being steps in the door. "Kender!" one of the patrons screams. Everyone grabs their moneybags and jump back. Queerli, War KEnder returns.

OOC: The dog replaced the cast. The other one was too tight and cut off my circulation. Now I can type. So I'm back. Someone fill me in, what happened?

And Nadja, it's conquers, not concurs.

teutonicknight
07/04/2000 6:58 PM

OOC: i have been gone, but am now back! you may all rejoice! (j/k)

(IC) *Gunthar walks outside the inn after hearing Nadja's scream for help but finds that mischiem saved her*

"My, so you do have a use after all."

*Gunthar gives mischiem a friendly pat on the back and chuckles slightly*"Two minus one leaves none."

Leana_Nightbreeze
07/04/2000 8:50 PM

"Hurray!! Now I have to watch my pouches again! Oh I'm so hap-wait a minute, that's a bad thing..."

occ: just kidding, welcome back, baz!

TheFullMonty
07/05/2000 5:50 PM

You all suck punani- except Jordie.
hey Jordie, why don't we go make our own post?

You can say, "HELP!!!!!!!!!!" and then write inside, "Please help me find my way out of this paper bag. Any help at all would be appreciated. I can speak Piglatin, Firetalk, and Lightningspeak!
Please help.
I have ten other small paper bags at home, and i have been married to several Food Lion bagmen. Many of them have raped me. i am looking for a Man. Any Man. There is a list. Please Help me. Please Sign Up To Be my Next Man."



okay, sorry about that.



Hello Queerli! How'd you get the nickname- or do i want to know?

Neo-guyver1
07/06/2000 2:06 PM

OOC: If you replace all the 'man' with 'woman' then
its fine with me! 'Please sign up to be my next woman',
I like that....

*sneers as he looks at the kender*

Little one, if you even look at my wallet, I'll send
you on a one-way trip to the plane of fire....

*eyes flash with fire and a fire-ball appears in his hand*

Comprende?







Jordie, Master of Fire and Lightning

'If you so much as touch kitty's ass, I'll put firecrackers in your nutsack and blow
your balls all over your pants!'

-cartman

TheFullMonty
07/06/2000 4:56 PM

HAHAHA! OOC ...uh, whats that movie with Jamie Lee Curtis, the American woman, and John Cleese? What's the name of that?


Nadja, will you have sex with me? I mean, i just want to know. If the occasion ever came up, i.e. we are on a deserted island with nobody around or something...and i start to kiss you, would you do it?

okay thanks. just wondering.


IR:

"I say we get out of this place as soon as possible."


duh.


Mischiem washes up and gathers his stuff, and everyone sets out for whever the hell we are going.

Nadja
07/06/2000 9:43 PM

*Walks up to him and snuggles him.*

"I might but then my hubby would hurt you and divorce me."Love concurs all

TheFullMonty
07/07/2000 9:26 AM

"He's not here, though is he?" Mischiem asks as she snuggles against him.

"Still...I'd hate to cause a rift in your obviously wonderful relationship ;)...Nadja, good Gods, you're looking frightfully pale in colour.. are you all right?" he takes her by the shoulders and looks at her.

her face is unusually white and her eyes are bloodshot. she is foaming at the mouth.

Baz
07/07/2000 12:36 PM

Queerli stares around the group. "Well, this isn't the happy, go lucky group I left. Where in the Abyss did all your spirit go?"

Queerli stops and stares at Mischiem. "And you! You're rather cruel and annoying. I understand how some people can dislike the kender race because we have a tendancy to find thing you clumsy oafs misplace, but you're just rude and obnoxious. Have at you, sir fool."

Queerli pulls out his War Hoopak and challenges Mischiem.

Neo-guyver1
07/07/2000 1:27 PM

*Jordie grabs Nadja by the shoulder. He sends some
of his fire-energy into her. Already she looks more
colorful.*

Only a temporary solution, she needs to go to a
priest...

*pats Mischiem on the back and turns for the Kender*

I believe you are challenging the wrong person, little
one. Mischiem here didn't threaten you, that would have been
me.

*sighs*

Though threatening you might have been a tad rude, there
is no need for fighting, but....if you insist.

*crosses his arms in front of him. A peaceful stance, but also
one that keeps his hands close to the hilts of his curved
blades.*

Jordie, Master of Fire and Lightning

'If you so much as touch kitty's ass, I'll put firecrackers in your nutsack and blow
your balls all over your pants!'

-cartman

TheFullMonty
07/07/2000 2:05 PM

hahahaha, how have i been rude and obnoxious, Queerli? yes, well, I guess you're right- but i was in a downright bad mood, you see- my grandmother was over and being quite the menace, she refused to leave me alone so i snuck up to my room to be on the computer and I was mean as a snake..sorry...


"Hey, Jordie, I can take care of it," Mischiem steps toward Queerli.

"Ahem. I refuse to fight you, because that would defeat the purpose of this whole mission- i think! So, let's carry on,"

Leana_Nightbreeze
07/07/2000 3:46 PM

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, somehow you lost me this huge arguement/fight thing...who's killing who, now, and why?"

teutonicknight
07/08/2000 1:56 PM

"Nobody is killing anybody until we find out who has captured Nadja's mother."

*Gunthar stepped into the midst of the argument*

"Any problems with that?"
"Two minus one leaves none."

Neo-guyver1
07/08/2000 2:07 PM

*Jordie frowns at Gunthar*

'No problem here...' he says in a calm voice.

*His right hand starts to glow with fire so hot
that all the metal close to him starts to melt
spontaneously and forces the people around him to take
a step back*

'Unless someone wants to make a problem.'



Jordie, Master of Fire and Lightning

'If you so much as touch kitty's ass, I'll put firecrackers in your nutsack and blow
your balls all over your pants!'

-cartman

Leana_Nightbreeze
07/09/2000 9:32 AM

Leana raises an eyebrow at his war-like gesture.

"Problems are made in the Arena, Jordie."

She makes a point of staying closer to him as the others back away, as a way to show her lack of respect for the heat, despite the hot metel searing into her flesh from her knife. After a moment she smirks and starts to gather her belongings.

"Anyway, I believe all our problems are with the goblins right now."

Neo-guyver1
07/09/2000 4:23 PM

*Jordie drops the heat as he sees Leana*

I'm sorry, M'lady. It was not my will to heat this place
up. I have problems controlling my powers when I'm agitated.

*He makes a gesture with his hands and the wounds on
Leana's hands heal up*

I hope you can forgive me....

Jordie, Master of Fire and Lightning

'If you so much as touch kitty's ass, I'll put firecrackers in your nutsack and blow
your balls all over your pants!'

-cartman

Leana_Nightbreeze
07/10/2000 11:39 AM

Leana cannot hide the smile that crosses her face.

"Entirely. I have powers i can't control at times also, and I'm afraid I can't healthe ones I hurt with them."

Baz
07/10/2000 7:00 PM

Queerli sizes up Jordie and Mischiem. "I'll give you this one. But watch out. ANyway, let's get on with this."

teutonicknight
07/11/2000 9:22 AM

"Good, now that that's settled, we can move on."

*Gunthar packs his things and shoulders his pack. he walks up to Nadja*

"Where to?""Two minus one leaves none."

TheFullMonty
07/15/2000 7:36 PM

OOC: what the hell is going on here? Why does Queerli not like us, why is Jordie mad, and why is TK the boss? (hey man, i'm all for you being the boss, it's just...like who made you the boss. this is honestly out of curiosity; i don't want to make you mad.)

teutonicknight
07/15/2000 8:46 PM

(OOC: if i were boss, we would be on our way. i am waiting for nadja, or whoever, to carry us on to her mom. and i just want to get on with this quest, that is the only driving factor here)"Two minus one leaves none."

Neo-guyver1
07/16/2000 6:52 AM

(OOC: Jordie is a bit irritated about Gunthar bossing
him around. He's not mad or anything, but sometimes when
he gets irritated things will start to heat up a bit ;) )




Jordie, Master of Fire and Lightning

Paperweight of discord and bodyguard of The Man for Chaos Inc.

Leana_Nightbreeze
07/16/2000 5:11 PM

ooc: I'll solve your problems, boys. I'm gonna be boss now.

"Ok, as boss my first order is to...Alright, where the hell is Nadja? Right, my first order is find Nadja. My second order is to build a shopping mall. My third order is to find a copy of every Monty Python tape, CD, or movie ever made. Understood?"

TheFullMonty
07/17/2000 12:14 PM

"HEY! MONTY PYTHON! Hooray for the Boss!" Mischiem kisses her feet.

Leana_Nightbreeze
07/17/2000 2:24 PM

"Of course, Monty Python. How can you be the boss without likeing Monty Python?"

teutonicknight
07/17/2000 6:09 PM

*Gunthar zips off and comes back with tons of monty python stuff. he drops it at leana's feet*

"Order 3 accomplished. I shan't do 2. And i can't help with 1. So i'm ready for a nap."

*lies down and goes to sleep*"Two minus one leaves none."

Leana_Nightbreeze
08/01/2000 1:42 PM

"God-damn it, respect ma authoritae! *sigh* Alright, forget Order 2, we'll just watch Monty Python until Nadja shows up."

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