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Mertonius
03/07/2001 4:08 AM

Out of nowhere, a small ten year old boy pops out and whacks Joe with a paper-mache pinata. (Whack)

"Hiya! Joooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

He then runs towards the bushes and disappears.Suddenly, there was a flash of light. And then there was..........Me

Joe_Ghostbuster
03/07/2001 4:38 AM

OOC:And that,my friends,was the 200'th post in this thread.What an occasion.Now,excuse this,but I must have my revenge."MERTONIUS!!!"
Joe runs into the bush after the boy,and emerges later holding him up by his collar.
"Fun is the purpose of life."-me

Glasswalker
03/07/2001 8:29 AM

OOC: The dragon rider Duncan is dead. FYI. :(

The old mage fumbles in his pouches for new ingrediants, mumbling to himself. "Fireball...fireball...how did that go...?"

Pehlya
03/07/2001 4:09 PM

Pehlya tucks her hanky away and picks up a chicken feather. "Ooooo, chickens!" She giggles and her sadness s forgotten as she approaches the old mage. "Excuse me mister mage sir, but can you make it rain chicken feathers again? That was really great! By the way, I'm Pehlya, what's yah name?"


OOC: Ah, i love Fizban. And he's in almost every book Weis and Hickman write together. He died real early in starshield though, it was sad.

Mertonius
03/07/2001 8:33 PM

OOC: Hey Joe how did you know that this boys name is Squirt? Lucky guess I think...

Mert the Squirt (no relations to Mertonius, Marcus or any of my characters) wriggled this way and that, finally escaping Joe's grasp.

"UNCLE JOE!!!"

Mert gives his long lost(?) uncle a big hug and then runs off towards the woods. (again)Suddenly, there was a flash of light. And then there was..........Me

TolkaninFaznin
03/07/2001 9:03 PM

Cai'de dreams . . .and in her visions she sees Dragon Isle, as it was; bright, forested, with lush green trees and sparkling rivers and streams. Dragons of every imaginable size, shape, and colour dart and dodge and whish and swoop in the blue sky.

But then the sky turns dark . . clouds gather en masse over the isle, and there is a flash of light; the isle is now turned dark; the trees dying, the streams choking. In her mind's eye, Cai'de walks along the shore, looking with deep sorrow at the destruction.

"This is what it becomes." She says to herself.

In 'The Real World', Cai'de groans slightly, then her lips move and she softly breaths; This is what is has become . . . ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"The biggest difference between you and God is that God doesn't think he's you."

Kalia_Majere
03/07/2001 10:06 PM

Kalia flinched suddenly, her Golden eyes filled with fear. Something was terribly wrong. She suddered as if a shadow passed over her soul. She closed her eyes and concentrated. In her mind she could hear whipsers, frantic and pleading.

She concentrated on the voices, and slowly they bacame focused in her mind.

"Help us!!" they cried in hushed whisperes. "Help us Crystal Daughter of the Platinum Father! Please!"

Kalia's eyes snapped open.

"We have to go. NOW!" she stood. "Ayslynn will carry Cia'de." Kalia said, pointing vuagely towards The Thorn and Cai'de.

She stood and walked over to the Wizard known as Fizban. She knelt down in front of him. for all his apparent absurdity, He WAS Paladine, the Platinum Father. and he deserved her respect.

"Advize us..." she whispered hoping that he was in a clear moment and that He may be able to help her.

Glasswalker
03/08/2001 12:09 PM

"Help you...hmmm...yes yes...just a moment..."

He reaches into his pouches again, and fumbles for his components.

"Feathers...falling...featherfall, here we go.." He mumbles. "A little of this, now where is that...ah this? No...ah here it is..."

He draws his arms out again, slowly mumbling to himself. He mutters some words, and points his arms outwards...

...and a huge fireball flys from his hands...directly into a tree...blowing it up. Fizban is so shocked that he trips over his robes, falling on his butt. Peices of trees fall everywhere...

OOC: Didn't see that coming did ya?!

The_Thorn
03/09/2001 1:14 PM

"Well, let's get moving then," says the Thorn.

Mertonius
03/09/2001 10:56 PM

AGAIN, out of nowhere, Mert the Squirt continued to chase the chickens that popped out of nowhere, swinging his pinata of doom this
way and that.Suddenly, there was a flash of light. And then there was..........Me

Pehlya
03/11/2001 11:39 AM

Pehlya claps her hands, "Wow! That was even more wonderful but, do you need any help?" She holds out one of her small hands to help him up.

Joe_Ghostbuster
03/11/2001 3:32 PM

OOC: Pehlya,read the next Starshield novel.Guess who's back...
Joe looks in disgust at the man he had caried."Dead,damnit!"he says in annoyance.He kicks the body.
The rouge looks at Kalia."What are you doing,talking to that old madman.Lets go,i'm sure he'll appear later, thats his style."
"Fun is the purpose of life."-me

TolkaninFaznin
03/12/2001 2:25 AM

Cai'de moans slightly in her coma. (((ooc; Exciting, ain't I???))~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"The biggest difference between you and God is that God doesn't think he's you."

Pehlya
03/12/2001 3:46 PM

OOC: I can't find it at my bookstores, they all suck so i had to order ir online, its gonna take forever though. (Forever is around two days for me, i'm very impatient)

Pehlya looks over at Joe and Kalia, "He isn't a madman, is he? I've never met a madman! Now that'd be exciting." She looks over at Fizban, "'Scuse me sir but are you a madman? It'd be very interesting I bet!" By this time she's smiling and happy hoping Fizban, or any one else present, may be a mad person.

Kalia_Majere
03/12/2001 10:17 PM

Kalia glared angrily at Joe. biting back a bitter retort, she stood and walked over to Cai'de.

"Thorn, help me with her." she said, turning to Ayslynn who stood, back in her Dragon form, behind her.

"We are going. now." she said quietly.

She held up her staff and waved it three times in the air, the crystal at the top growing brighter each pass.

"We should have some help soon..." She said, looking off to the west, as several glimmering shapes dotted the horison.

The_Thorn
03/13/2001 12:29 PM

"Whatever you need Kalia," says the Thorn, lifting up Cai'de.

Glasswalker
03/13/2001 12:41 PM

"Madman...no no no...not mad, I'm just a little confused...was it two parts...no no...only one..."

He looks up, sensing something coming.

"Help is on it's way."

Ahead, 6 dragons, two golds, silvers, and two bronzes approach.

Joe_Ghostbuster
03/13/2001 1:51 PM

Joe walks over to one of the bronzes,'accidently' tripping the old wizard as he passes him.Fizban falls to the ground.The man bows to the bronze."Hello,fighting one.May I have the pleasure of riding you as far as you permit?"he bows again.
"Fun is the purpose of life."-me

Pehlya
03/13/2001 4:06 PM

The kender looks over to the dragons, "By the gods i must be the luckiest kender in Krynn! I have seen more dragons than i knew existed in such short time!" She runs over to Kalia, "Can i ride on one, pleeeeeeassseee? I'll be extrodinarily good!" She flashes a very broad grin and crosses her fingers.

Kalia_Majere
03/13/2001 11:03 PM

Kalia smiles at the kender.

"Of course you may...Me." Kalia said as her staff flashed brightly and she stood beside the Kender

she lowered one wing for the kender to climb aboard, then walked over to the Gold Female apparently the leader.

"Tell me cousin...what has been happening on our home?"

Glasswalker
03/14/2001 9:59 AM

The bronze looks down at Joe. Then looks around. He notices the bloody body of Greabolt, and he approaches it. He sniffs around, nudging the body, and then, with a howl, he takes to the air.

The gold female, in the middle of answering Kalia, glances back and notices him take off. She to, checks the body before letting out a low moan.

"Greabolt...no...His poor son...shouldn't have had to see him like that..."

She shakes her head.

"I'll be back in a minute! Bronzebolt!!! Come back!!!"

She takes to the air after Greabolt's son.

*Meanwhile*

Fizban has gotten back up, and dusted himself off. He approaches Joe, and coughs.

"Pardon me, sir, but you seemed to have knocked me down..."

The old man coughs again, and suddenly, a flash of light glares, and there stands, in his place, a large Platinum dragon.

It growls very feircely.

"I think you owe me an apology mortal...NOW!!!"

Pehlya
03/14/2001 2:58 PM

Pehlya smiles happily and looks around, its quite new to her to be so far above the ground. She calls loudly to Kalia, "Thanks!", and then returns to admiring the view.

The_Thorn
03/14/2001 5:33 PM

The Thorn rolls his eyes. They were getting nowhere and learning nothing.

TolkaninFaznin
03/14/2001 7:25 PM

ooc; Do I have to wake up and smack you all?!?!?!?!??!

ic; Cai'de stirs in Thorn's arms, and opens her eyes slightly. "We must hurry . . ." She falls unconcsious again.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"The biggest difference between you and God is that God doesn't think he's you."

Kalia_Majere
03/14/2001 10:02 PM

Kalia turns angrily to Joe, baring her teet threateningly.

"Stop fooling around, human..." she turned to the Plantinum Father, and bowed her head, allowing the tip of her muzzle to touch the ground. "forgive him, he knows not of what he does..." she apologized. but inwardly she frowned, paladine normally doesn't snap like that...wither Joe was not as he seemed, or something was terribly wrong.

"Help us Plantinum one...what is going on?"

Glasswalker
03/15/2001 9:31 AM

The Platinum one growls softly.

"We have problems. Takhisis wants that acurssed medalion that the silver robes has. Blacks are on their way. A whole lot. We are in trouble. We must run. Now!"

He looks down at Joe.

"I apologize for snapping at you. I'm tired of being taken for a fool as a human. Weren't you taught to respect your elders?...

insert long speech here...

Now then... we must flee, mount me and let us leave."

Kalia_Majere
03/15/2001 12:17 PM

Kalia nodded once then spred her wings and leaped into the air.

'HOLD ON BACK THERE" she shouted to the Kender.

Pehlya
03/15/2001 2:34 PM

Pehlya takes the advice to heart and clings to Kalia, "I've never flown before!" she tries to say above the roar of the wind but her voice seemed lost. Shrugging, she watched the ground below them and hoped that she wouldn't fall off, better, more intersting things seemed in store for her if she didn't.

The_Thorn
03/15/2001 4:38 PM

Unfortunately, Cai'de was in no condition to ride and the Thorn didn't want to run. He had another idea. He cast a spell and suddenly the mage and his injured friend were home. His home to be exact. Now he had time to study the amulet and properly take care of the problem. Also, his tower shielded magic, that coming in or going out.

The_Thorn
03/17/2001 2:07 PM

The Thorn tended to Cai'de, placing her in his bed. He mad sure she was comfortable before heading up to his lab to study the amulet.

Glasswalker
03/18/2001 6:03 PM

OOC: Well, I had never planned to let you have the amulet, so I've got to improvise. Everything that is known about the amulet has ben posted. Just be careful...it will try to attach itself to you. And I mean literally, ATTACH itself to you. Be careful.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
:[ May the forces of evil become lost on the way to your house :[
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The_Thorn
03/19/2001 1:23 AM

OOC: It's safely stored away somewhere. Like I said, I've written it in to several posts. Don't worry, it might show up sometime when noone expects it.

Glasswalker
03/19/2001 9:54 AM

OOC: Okay good....come on everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let get this story back on the road!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
May the forces of evil become lost on the way to your house
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Joe_Ghostbuster
03/19/2001 12:35 PM

OOC:The story is moving a bit quickly for my tastes,but whatever.I assume we (whats left of us) are going to the Dragon Isle's?
Joe looks at the great platinum with as much aproaching awe as he can.Not the god he worshiped,he was more a Hidukel type of guy,but any God deserved respect."I apologize great one.I knew nothing of who you were."
The mans rainbow shines pure platinum,resonataing with the Godly power of Paladine,as Joe mounts the God."To the Dragon Isle's we must go,and qickly,I would say."
"Fun is the purpose of life."-me

The_Thorn
03/19/2001 12:42 PM

The Thorn constantly checked on Cai'de, making sure that she was still okay.

Mertonius
03/20/2001 7:44 PM

Suddenly, Mert the Squirt pops out of nowhere and asks...

"What's a.. a.. WYSIWYG? Is it something you put on your head?"

The small 6 year old tugs at The Thorn's robe and his eyes are about to go to tears.

"What's a WYSIWYG? Huh? My Uncle Joe won't tell me what's a WYSIWYG... He said I wasn't old enough to know what a WYSIWYG is's..."

He turns around and cries into Cai'de.Suddenly, there was a flash of light. And then there was..........Me

The_Thorn
03/21/2001 12:25 AM

OOC: Mert, comedy is great, but that's not very good roleplaying.

The Thorn looks at the little child. "You must have hit your head," says the mage. "I've never heard of anything called that. You should leave her alone, she's not well."

Glasswalker
03/21/2001 3:33 PM

AWAY...AWAY TO THE DRAGON ISLES.............~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
May the forces of evil become lost on the way to your house
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Mertonius
03/21/2001 11:01 PM

Description for Merty:

Age: Six years old(?)
Class: Lvl 34 Psychic/Magic User (Specialty in Illusions)
Race:Human(?)

Mert stares at The Thorn and wipes his nose with the sleeve of his shirt.
"OK. I won't cry anymore... I just... Miss my mom..."
Suddenly, there was a flash of light. And then there was..........Me

The_Thorn
03/22/2001 12:18 AM

"And where is she at?" asks the Thorn to the young one, having calmed the child some.

Joe_Ghostbuster
03/22/2001 11:13 AM

OOC:Glasswalker,i'm assuming you(Big P) have taken us to the Dragon Isle's.
Joe dismounts the Dragon/God,and bows again."Thank you for the pleasure of riding you,Great Paladine.Now,i'm sure you have pressing buisness elsewhere."Joe turns to the others.
"Now,lets find the dragon eggs.We must prevent a recurrence of them being stolen."he says."Lets set off this way,I have learned that dragons generally lay eggs near the sea."he continues,and starts walking down the beach.
"Fun is the purpose of life."-me

TolkaninFaznin
03/23/2001 7:15 PM

Cai'de shifts slightly, and moans. In her dreams, she stands at the shore of the destroyed island. Above her, the bleak clouds are rent by three gleaming figures; crystal, opal, and silver. Cai'de waves, but suddenly five huge black dragons leap from nowhere and viciously attack. Cai'de awakes, screaming. "Thorn . . .I . . ." But she is forced to stop and lay back down, still recovering. "Where am I, Thorn? Where is everyone else?" She asks.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"The biggest difference between you and God is that God doesn't think he's you."

Kalia_Majere
03/23/2001 7:16 PM

Kalia lands beside the Platinum Father, and shook her head. It was obvious to her that this fool had no Idea what he was talking about.

"You're an idiot Joe....dragons lay their eggs according to their habitat...golds in hot regions, silvers (And crystal for that matter) in the snow, the eggs must be kept cold), the bronze in deserts, the coppers in lush forests, and the brass, in murky ponds. If we look there, that is where they will be, but first,--" she turned bowing her head in respect to the Platinum one...

"Platinum Father, what has happened here?" she said gesturing with a claw to the ruined beach, once pure white sands where streaked with oil, and scorched black. The trees in the distance where withered and black, and a dark forboding covered the large Isle.

"what happened to this place of light?"

The_Thorn
03/24/2001 12:19 AM

"You are in my tower," says the Thorn. "There was no way to get you to the Dragon Isles without more harm so I brought you here to recover while the others check out the situation.""Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?"
"You don't need any help from me, sir."
"That's right." - Clue

Joe_Ghostbuster
03/24/2001 2:31 PM

Joe looks at Kalia in irratation.So he wasn't exactly an expert on Dragon nesting.Who was,except for dragons?"I think its pretty obvious what happened.The Dragon Isle's were attacked,and it seems that the mettalics have retreated from this beach."
"Fun is the purpose of life."-me

TolkaninFaznin
03/25/2001 6:08 AM

Cai'de nodded and tried to sit up. "What happened back there? Is everyone okay?"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"The biggest difference between you and God is that God doesn't think he's you."

The_Thorn
03/25/2001 5:46 PM

"They are fine. The bronze didn't make it and neither did his rider, but our group is fine. The rest went ahead to the isles to check out some problems that the great father of good said was taking place," explains the Thorn."Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?"
"You don't need any help from me, sir."
"That's right." - Clue

Glasswalker
03/25/2001 8:04 PM

The Platinum dragon shifts form to Fizban.

"Eggs...yes...yes...gold...but where are they...? Hmmm...."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
May the forces of evil become lost on the way to your house
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TolkaninFaznin
03/26/2001 6:40 AM

Cai'de held her head. The dreams were now hazy occurences that she coulnd't quite place, yet knew they were there. The twitch had returned. "I'm sorry if I've been a burden." She said to Thorn.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"The biggest difference between you and God is that God doesn't think he's you."

The_Thorn
03/26/2001 11:56 AM

"Not a problem," says the Thorn. "I always look after my friends. I've helped another of my friends, Py on many occasions. So this was no trouble.""Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?"
"You don't need any help from me, sir."
"That's right." - Clue

Joe_Ghostbuster
03/27/2001 1:07 PM

Joe lifts a hand to shush the God,then realizes what he's doing."Great One,could you be silent for a moment,I think I hear something."he says,bowing from the waist.
He listens again.Aside from the wind,he can hear something crying,a plaintive cry which reminds him of something.Of a baby crying,or a newborn kittens mewling."Chemosh's ahes!" he curses."There's a baby dragon somehwere here!"
"Fun is the purpose of life."-me

Kalia_Majere
03/27/2001 11:23 PM

Kalia shifted back to her dragon form, and launched herself into the air. from far above, she could find the baby better. There!! A baby dragon, its Scales glittered in the sun, Crystal bright, tipped with a milky white color

Kalia stared in disbelief. Another Crystal Dragon!! she dove down and landed near by...The other crystal was not quite a baby....maybe about 75 - 125 years...a young adult....

She lowered her head and let out a purr-like greeting.your village just called, their Idiot is missing

[Edited by Kalia_Majere on Tuesday, March 27, 2001 11:50 PM]

Dragon_Knight
03/27/2001 11:45 PM

The young dragon just looked around in confusion but then looked up to see another crystal dragon and wondered

"Am I dreaming? Am I dead and gone to the heaven's? If I am dreaming don't wake me... ever."

He Tensed, and began to hiss, as he smelled other's of whom he is not sure of. He Froze, not a scale moved, fear of the unknown creatures kept him still. Although he was afraid to move, he could feel the power of his race course through his blood.

He sat up and stretched his feathered wings and roared defiantly.

Kalia_Majere
03/28/2001 10:03 AM

Kalia stepped forward. Her golden eyes fearful for her kin, and her companions...

"Easy there....No one here will hurt you...not when they have me to contend with." she smiled at the younger Dragon. "My name is Crystalamira, but Humans and the like Know me as Kalia, Kalia Majere...and they know me better in this form..."

Kalia reached up and held the amythyst crystal at her throat, It gave a bright flash, and Kalia stood once again in her human form. She held her hand out to the younger dragon and smiled. Her long silvery hair caught the sunlight and shimmered lile the moonlight on water. Her golden eyes pleaded with the young crystal to trust her.

"I swear that no one will hurt you while I am around..."your village just called, their Idiot is missing

Joe_Ghostbuster
03/29/2001 2:14 PM

Joe runs after the crytsal dragon."I wonder what sort it is."he says to himself.As he reaches where she landed, he finds her back in human form, holding her hand out to...another crystal dragon!Much smaller,but its colour recognizable.He stops,knowing it could kill him with an exhaled breath.
Damn it!Its probably never seen a human before.he thinks.He eyes it."Kalia...could you tell it we are not a threat?And quickly."

"Fun is the purpose of life."-me

[Edited by Joe_Ghostbuster on Thursday, March 29, 2001 2:16 PM]

TolkaninFaznin
03/30/2001 6:49 AM

Cai'de's twitch persisted as the haze around her dreams ebbed and flowed in parts, revealing to her a piecey and dangerous situation for their friends. "Thorn, I think the others are in danger . . ."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"The biggest difference between you and God is that God doesn't think he's you."

Glasswalker
03/30/2001 8:14 AM

"Crystamyth, how arre you?" asks Fizban as he aprroaches with the rest of the group.

"I must go...take care of my friends...they need ...a guide."

And then, he was gone...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
May the forces of evil become lost on the way to your house
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Kalia_Majere
03/30/2001 10:49 AM

Kalia looked over at her friends. Holding out a hand to each, her friends and the new found crystal dragon.

"Please! don't hurt him!" she cries to Joe. "He doesn't understand!!"your village just called, their Idiot is missing

The_Thorn
03/30/2001 7:09 PM

"Are you feeling well enough to travel?" asks the Thorn."Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?"
"You don't need any help from me, sir."
"That's right." - Clue

Kalia_Majere
04/13/2001 2:21 PM

Kalia smiled softly at the other Dragon. Mabe he was the link that she had been looking for all this time. Her family, gone all but this wyrmling. Hope swelled in her heart.your village just called, their Idiot is missing

Joe_Ghostbuster
04/13/2001 2:40 PM

ooc: so is he gonna post? If not,lets not let this die.
"Fun is the purpose of life."-me

Kalia_Majere
04/13/2001 4:31 PM

OOC: he will...he'd better. "He" is my Husband!!!! I'll get him to post tonite!!your village just called, their Idiot is missing

TolkaninFaznin
04/14/2001 8:38 AM

Cai'de nods lightly, then stops as her head begins pounding. "Light travel . . " She replied. "I'm sure I'll get better on the way."~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"The biggest difference between you and God is that God doesn't think he's you."

Dragon_Knight
04/14/2001 9:53 PM

As he stared at the silver haired woman he felt as if he knew her but actually never met her. But he dared not to ask but some how he felt that she could be trusted. She looked as if she came straight out his dream. The man behind her looked nervous, but he knew not to make a sudden move for that could end up in a fight and that is what he doesn't want.

"I am Arconeous, but you may call me Arcon for short milady." He said in a deep, raspy voice.

OOC sorry about the wait.

Joe_Ghostbuster
04/15/2001 11:23 AM

Joe stays frozen, hoping for some reaction from the dragon.He dares not try to start a conversation,or make any move at all. Cold sweat starts to bead around his forehead.
Then he realizes that his rainbow was gone! oh shit...let it stay away,let it stay away...he franticlly prays to whatever gods are listening. But his prayers are unaswered. The rainbow,shining brightly and cheerfully, pops out of the woods,and starts hovering around, 'sniffing' this new terrain out. Then it heads for the young dragon,and moves in front of his large snout. It starts shining bright crystal,brighter then the fading sun.


"Fun is the purpose of life."-me

[Edited by Joe_Ghostbuster on Sunday, April 15, 2001 11:28 AM]

Glasswalker
04/18/2001 11:51 AM

The dragon stares at the rainbow for a moment, and then tries to lick it. He turns his head to the side and stares at Joe.

OOC: is it just me, or did this thread kinda just die? Do we want to continue it, or just close it?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
May the forces of evil become lost on the way to your house
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The_Thorn
04/18/2001 12:47 PM

"Light travel," muses the Thorn. "Well, I suppose we could travel by horse at least until we reach the shore. Will this do?""Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?"
"You don't need any help from me, sir."
"That's right." - Clue

TolkaninFaznin
04/18/2001 3:34 PM

"That should work, except I have no idea where Silvermoon went . . .He could be pretty fast at times but he was always rather skittish."

ooc; No!!! We can't let it die!!! I won't let it!!! CLEAR!!!!!!!! **foooomph**~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"The biggest difference between you and God is that God doesn't think he's you."

The_Thorn
04/18/2001 4:15 PM

"I have a couple of horses we can use," says the Thorn. "Two brown mares that I keep for casual riding. And we can grab some supplies from the kitchen downstairs. I'll go gather that while you get ready up here."

The mage departed the room and went downstairs. He found a couple of unused sacks and put some food that would keep for a while in them. Pulling them shut he called up, "Are you ready?""Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?"
"You don't need any help from me, sir."
"That's right." - Clue

TolkaninFaznin
04/18/2001 9:36 PM

Cai'de slowly rose and sat on the edge of the bed for a moment, collecting herself, and then stood. ((I'm going to assume she's been in a robe or nightshirt or something since you brought her in)). Seeing her original clothing draped over a chair in the corner, she changes swiftly, though carefully, and stands infront of a plain wall mirror, smoothing her skirt as Thorn calls up to her.
"Ready!" She replies. She pulls her cloak on as she walks down the stairs. "How long do you think it will take us to get there?"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"The biggest difference between you and God is that God doesn't think he's you."

Dragon_Knight
04/18/2001 11:12 PM

OOC: can't let it die, nope nope, I just joined it!!

Arcon Stared at the human for a moment then turned his attention to the shiny, glittering thingy in front of him. on Impulse, he bit it, his jaws closing over the gillering Rainbow.

Almost immediatly, Arcon spit it out, glaring agnrily at Joe. Arcon paused and then took a deep intake of breath.

The_Thorn
04/19/2001 12:08 AM

"Maybe four days of light travel until we reach the docks. Then we'll have to get a boat or use magic. Most likely magic if you are feeling better by then," says the Thorn, waiting for Cai'de to join him."Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?"
"You don't need any help from me, sir."
"That's right." - Clue

TolkaninFaznin
04/19/2001 7:46 AM

Cai'de joins Thorn, carefully pulling herself onto the brown horse. "Sounds good." She said. She closed her eyes and leaned back slightly, letting the sun bathe her face, already feeling slightly better. "Let's go!"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"The biggest difference between you and God is that God doesn't think he's you."

The_Thorn
04/19/2001 11:39 AM

The Thorn took off at a slow pace. He lead his and Cai'des horse through a small path that ran through the surrounding forest, headed north. They rode in silence, enjoying the sounds around them."Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?"
"You don't need any help from me, sir."
"That's right." - Clue

Glasswalker
04/21/2001 4:13 PM

OOC: This thread is slower than a Special ed kid and a one way door, can we please try to hurry it up a little folks?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
May the forces of evil become lost on the way to your house
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TolkaninFaznin
04/22/2001 7:23 PM

ooc; Thorn, should we just do a 'four days later . . .' sorta thing or did you have something in mind?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"The biggest difference between you and God is that God doesn't think he's you."

The_Thorn
04/23/2001 12:00 AM

OOC: Not really, unless you want our charaters to get to know each other better."Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?"
"You don't need any help from me, sir."
"That's right." - Clue

TolkaninFaznin
04/23/2001 6:29 PM

ooc; due to the rate of the other members, we should probably speed it up.

ic;

Cai'de snaps the reigns.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"The biggest difference between you and God is that God doesn't think he's you."

Joe_Ghostbuster
04/24/2001 10:10 AM

Joe looks at the inhaling crystal dragon,and almost wets his pants.He jumps for the cover of the forest.
"Fun is the purpose of life."-me

Kalia_Majere
04/24/2001 10:40 AM

Kalia stood in front of Arcon, holding her arms out. she knew that in her human body, Arcon could tear her to pieces.

"Arcon! NO! please!"your village just called, their Idiot is missing

Glasswalker
04/27/2001 9:04 AM

A small frog hops into the scene. It hops across the ground and stops in front of Kalia, and smiles the best that a frog can.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
May the forces of evil become lost on the way to your house
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TolkaninFaznin
06/03/2001 9:41 AM

Thorn and Cai'de's ride;

***FOUR DAYS LATER***

Cai'de dismounted as they reached the docks. "So all we need now is a ship to take us to the Isle?" She asks. She is now feeling almost normal, besides a persistant headache.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"The biggest difference between you and God is that God doesn't think he's you."

The_Thorn
06/07/2001 9:58 PM

"I'll go see if the harbormaster has any captains who are hiring out right now," says the Thorn. "I'll be right back." The silver robe trots off to see what he could find out."Are you trying to make me look stupid in front of the other guests?"
"You don't need any help from me, sir."
"That's right." - Clue

Kalia_Majere
05/11/2002 7:20 PM

hehe...what about this one!...I liked this one...lets try to revive it.. PLEASE?Is there some meaning to this life?
What purpose lies behind the strife?
Whence doe we come? Where are we bound?
Through each day, each lonely night
We long to find the splendid light
That will cast a revelatory beam
Upon the neaning of the human dream

eswiftfire
03/04/2003 9:41 PM

OOC: This thread has officially been hijacked by Thread Enders Inc."Oh, and Kalia's advice about ignoring the posts of those who irritate you is a sound one. It's what I usually do when some self proclaimed "oldies" start reminiscing about the good old days and then complain about how this forum isn't as fun as it used to be."

-Alanded

thistledown
03/04/2003 10:53 PM

(OOC: Another easy kill. When everything but the first post and and last page is gone, that doesn't seam like much of a challenge.)The sword, it thirsts to drink of man.
The sword, at last must win.
Today is gone, and yesterday,
Must echo in the wind.

eswiftfire
03/11/2003 11:30 PM

Eliar Swiftfire appeared floating above the branch Joe was holding in a manly and mighty POOF! capable only by one as manly and mighty as he.

"Me want steel." The spiky-haired mage said, taking out a manuscript containing lines from B-movies or amateur stageplays. "Thy magical rainbow hast just suggested steel to me in a really strange way. Mwaha. Of course, it suggested a damsel in distress too. And despite me not being a knight, and merely an all-powerful mage from another planet, i'm curious to know whether the damsel is pretty or not."

He studied Joe for a moment and frowned. "Damn, you ain't no damsel in distress. Crap! I wanted a babe-licious babe whom I can rescue while showing my awesome manliness. Damn, I've been had."

"No! Save me!" Joe shrieked. "And we can form a partnership. You and me. We can get lots of steel, so many that you'll be able to live the rest of your life richer than a king."

Eliar sighed. "You don't get it, do you? I'm an ALL-POWERFUL mage, my powers surpassed your gods.... er, wait... I AM penniless. Fine, fine. I'll get rescue you."

Then, Eliar landed softly on the branch (not noticing that it was slowly breaking) and reached out for Joe....

The branch broke.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *gasp* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *gasp* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" Joe commented not too cheerfully before he plunged to his death.

"Uh oh." was the only thing Eliar could say. "Guess I screwed up, huh?"

"Oh, and Kalia's advice about ignoring the posts of those who irritate you is a sound one. It's what I usually do when some self proclaimed "oldies" start reminiscing about the good old days and then complain about how this forum isn't as fun as it used to be."

-Alanded

eswiftfire
03/11/2003 11:33 PM

OOC: Before I close off this thread, I gotta know first, what exactly was this thread about? Anyone mind givin' me a summary? "Oh, and Kalia's advice about ignoring the posts of those who irritate you is a sound one. It's what I usually do when some self proclaimed "oldies" start reminiscing about the good old days and then complain about how this forum isn't as fun as it used to be."

-Alanded

Kalia_Majere
03/12/2003 4:02 AM

wow....I just realized that I'm the only one left from this story.... :O! Um....it started with Joe_Ghostbuster's char "Joe" Hanging from a clif I think....then Pyranthas's char, Pyranthas joined in....we got some nasty creatures involved....um....

Kaytr, Pyranthas, um....A char's of GLasswalker's, and my char head for Solamnia (Kaytr's dad is a knight) trying to muster allies to fight the nasty creatures....Blood daemons I think they where....or something like that.....Woops....nope wrong story I think!!! LOL....that was pyranthas's story....

I think we headed for the dragon Isles in this one....crap...I can't remember!!!

Benn-Salian
03/12/2003 6:04 AM

After Detontrophe fixed his pocket, it blew up someplace along his travels, he was able to follow the Alien Mage, Eliar.

Once he concluded searching most of the Girls' Lockerooms, the gnome became worried that he would not be able to find his new cohort. The "AAAAAAAA..." screams gave the gnome his first clue to Eliar's whereabouts.

Remembering where he left his air-powered hot air ballon, Detontrophe jumped into it and hovered adjacent to the falling mage. "Why can't you be in the Girl's Lockeroom, like any other normal person who has powers like you!" the gnome accused."We have clearly reached the point where only rampant and unchecked stabbing can save us. And my first act as self-appointed stabmaster is to slay my comrades" - Black Mage, 8-bit Theatre

signed:
Suggester of Illusion
Benn-Salian

eswiftfire
03/12/2003 7:11 AM

OOC: Okay.


Remembering where he left his air-powered hot air ballon, Detontrophe jumped into it and hovered adjacent to the falling mage. "Why can't you be in the Girl's Lockeroom, like any other normal person who has powers like you!" the gnome accused.


"Ouch." Eliar remarked as he fell into the hot air balloon.

Slowing struggling to get up, he noticed the gnome. "Ah, it's you. Good, this is going to be your second test. We ain't blowing up this place so soon though. We gotta add some craziness which is a trademark of our company here first. What do you suggest? By the way, this world is weird, something DID happen here, in fact, I sense some sort of adventure that transpired here. Involved quite a number of people too, besides the dude who just fell down. But THAT happened in an alternative timeline or something. In that timeline, he did live. But something weird happened, time moved back again, so he was once again hanging from the branch." He frowned, looking at the roaring waterfalls.

"And this time, those who saved him in that timeline might not be here anymore." Eliar shook his head slowly. "Not even one as all-knowing or all-powerful as I am can understand how the River of Time in certain worlds act... besides, I'm confusing myself too."





"Oh, and Kalia's advice about ignoring the posts of those who irritate you is a sound one. It's what I usually do when some self proclaimed "oldies" start reminiscing about the good old days and then complain about how this forum isn't as fun as it used to be."

-Alanded

Benn-Salian
03/12/2003 8:08 AM

Wondering if the Mage had a little gnomish blood in his otherworldly body, Detontrophe completely understood what he was talking about.

"If these companions didn't save this guy in this timeline like they did before, where are they now?" the gnome wondered aloud.

"Perhaps, since you were found here instead of some place where gratuitous nudity could be found; where you should have been. Maybe these companions can be found in the gratuitous nudity place, since you're where they're suppose to be." Detontrophe explained.

Without waiting for Eliar's response, the gnome steered the air-powered hot air ballon to a large building. Parking in the appropriatre spot, Detontrophe peered out to read the sign: Gratuitous Nudity Place: Live Girls! (Told you there was such a place.) There was already one of the companions drunk in front of the building crying their eyes out. "He must of forgotten his ID" Detontrophe suggested."We have clearly reached the point where only rampant and unchecked stabbing can save us. And my first act as self-appointed stabmaster is to slay my comrades" - Black Mage, 8-bit Theatre

signed:
Suggester of Illusion
Benn-Salian

[Edited by Benn-Salian on Wednesday, March 12, 2003 8:09 AM]

DarkDalamar20
03/12/2003 8:53 AM

As the two approached the entrance to the building, they heard a rather loud yell from inside, followed by laughing. Women were screaming uncontrollably. The spiky-haired mage and the gnome entered quickly, thinking that something was amiss. But they weren't prepared for the sightes inside.

On the stage, surrounded by curvy naked women was a dwarf. This dwarf was a damn sexy piece of dwarf. A long luxurious beard covered his handsome face. He was totally naked though. Something that he wasn't ashamed of.

As the two entered the room, the dwarf looked up. "Hey! What are you two doing here? Don't know I know you?" He jumped down off the stage and walked towards the two. "Hey, what are you backing up for? Haven't you ever seen a naked dwarf? No? Well let me get some clothes on."

After much grunting and straining, the dwarf got on a pair of Cowboy Cut Levi Jeans and a pink tanktop. "All right, I am ready. Where are we going?" He looked at the mage. "You know, you look familiar. You don't by chance have a brother named...Marderfarker? No? Hmmm. Oh well.."

He looked at the gnome..."And you, what are you doing with such a tall handsome mage? Oh well, that doesn't matter. The name's Ballsar Rockhard. You were probably looking for someone here. But, unfortunatly they all left when my clothes came off."

Ballsar pulled on some Tie-died thongs (the shoes) and put his arm around the two. He looked up at the mage. "Damn boy, look at your hair! I could make some shishkabobs on that! Lets get going. I am hungry and in need of some action."



All I want is a warm blueberry muffin and absolute world domination.

Benn-Salian
03/12/2003 9:01 AM

Detontrophe looked over at Eliar with confusion and disgust. "Should I use my pocket again? I can't stand his stinky beard, it smells like kender grease!"

Right then a large explosion and water came out of the bathroom. Seeing this as an excuse to get out of nose-shot of the dwarf, Detontrophe offered to fix the comode.

Instead of fixing it, the gnome put a big bucket over the leaky pipe and shut off the water. He told the dwarf that it had to cool off before he worked on it more.

The dwarf acknowledged the gnomes work with a few dollar bills that were tucked into his waistband. "Stinky dollars are still good dollars!"

"We have clearly reached the point where only rampant and unchecked stabbing can save us. And my first act as self-appointed stabmaster is to slay my comrades" - Black Mage, 8-bit Theatre

signed:
Suggester of Illusion
Benn-Salian

[Edited by Benn-Salian on Wednesday, March 12, 2003 9:22 AM]

eswiftfire
03/13/2003 12:40 AM


After much grunting and straining, the dwarf got on a pair of Cowboy Cut Levi Jeans and a pink tanktop. "All right, I am ready. Where are we going?" He looked at the mage. "You know, you look familiar. You don't by chance have a brother named...Marderfarker? No? Hmmm. Oh well.."


Eliar raised an eyebrow. "King Ai Mer Beech von Marderfarker? Of course I know him. But no way he's mah brotha! Da guy's only good at visiting planets I've about to blow up. And he whines whenever his group of dancers fail to jump into the portals I open for them. Idiots! Haven't seem him for ages though, must have returned to the exotic regions of Marderfarker to find his exotic Marderfarking dancers."



Ballsar pulled on some Tie-died thongs (the shoes) and put his arm around the two. He looked up at the mage. "Damn boy, look at your hair! I could make some shishkabobs on that! Lets get going. I am hungry and in need of some action."


"Heh, don't underestimate my hair. When I run out of spells, this is my only way of defense. By trying to poke people with my spiky hair!" Eliar mwaha'd and took out a bottle of gel. "And I could do this properly because of the SWIFTY GEL (tm)!" "Oh, and Kalia's advice about ignoring the posts of those who irritate you is a sound one. It's what I usually do when some self proclaimed "oldies" start reminiscing about the good old days and then complain about how this forum isn't as fun as it used to be."

-Alanded

eswiftfire
03/20/2003 12:36 AM

After standing at on place, doing nothing for a few hours, Eliar made up his mind.

"I'M BLOWING UP THIS PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Ha! I never contradict myself, actually."

-Dark Elf Damien

DarkDalamar20
03/20/2003 9:55 AM

Ballsar stood next to Eliar, "Good sir, please hold one moment. We must get a picture." The dwarf then pulled a camera out of his butt and pulled the spiky-haired mage down to his level.

"Now, smile! You crazy bastard!" Ballsar put his arm around Eliar's shoulder and took the picture. "There, now you can blow this place up. Let me get my spaceship out first, though!"

Reaching into his back pocket, Ballsar pulled out a huge smooth shaft. It was silver, and it started to vibrate. "OOps! Wrong 'rocket'", the dwarf blushed.

He reached around in his pocket again and pulled out a massive rocket. He set it onto the ground and climbed the ladder and entered the spaceship. "Good-bye, darling." Ballsar blew a kiss to Eliar.

With that, Ballsar started the rocket and flew away into the great beyond, leaving a smoking and singed spiky-haired mage behind him.

All I want is a warm blueberry muffin and absolute world domination.

Leandra
03/20/2003 8:29 PM

In a sudden POOF! The Blue-Cloaked figure appeared behind the crispy mage Eliar.

"Wait, Wait, Wait!!!" She shouted, quickly running over to the base of the waterfall, were Joe's remains lay in a mashed heap.

"Just oooone minute!" the BCW exclaimed as she promptly slapped on a pair of rubber gloves, fished out a plastic body bag from her cloak and scooped up what was left of Joe with a gardening shovel.

"Ok Poofstealer." She tossed the bag over her shoulder with a loud Squish, holding her fingers in a V (for victory) "Go do your thang."

And then in a POOF! she disappears.My love, this rose we nurture is a window of our time.
So bright and young, so firm and strong as we are in our prime.
But like all things, this rose will wilt, and die as it is meant.
Yet in its death, like our true love, shall still keep its sweet scent.

eswiftfire
03/23/2003 12:19 AM

"Right. Everybody's gone. Time for me to do mah thang!" Eliar grinned sadistically, rubbing his hands together. "What should I do? Make the entire place go BOOM? Nope, done that. Er, NUKE it? Done that too. Raise thousands of volcanos everywhere to cover world with lava? Meteor shower? Done them too. Um... damn, I'm out of ideas. Oh well, I'll just try something simpler. I will, um.... will, cover the ENTIRE planet with irritatingly irritating BARNEYS!"

Moments later, the entire world was filled with purple dinosaurs singing horrible songs of love and friendship. 95% of Krynn's population chose ritual suicide. The other 5% were deaf, but the horrible sight of Barney made them gouge out their own eyeballs. And like headless chickens they ran around they suffered heartattacks and died (of course, some of their heads exploded for no reason at all).

"Hm. I guess that's all." Eliar said. And he disappeared with a not-too-grand POOF! (he was traumatized by his own creations too)

And the Barneys rejoiced.

The End "Ha! I never contradict myself, actually."

-Dark Elf Damien

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