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Jastom
09/07/2000 1:11 PM

You find yourself in a huge banquet room filled with tons of people. There's music playing, a buffet table and all of that stuff, so let's PARTY!

HiddenEvil
09/07/2000 6:12 PM

*HiddenEvil walks into the party and glides over to the food array and begins snacking*

Joe_Ghostbuster
09/08/2000 4:24 AM

(OOC:oh well, another 'party/vacation' thread.Ho hum,hum ho.well, Lets rock this joint!!!!)

A column of smoke appears in a flash.Our of it steps Joe Ghostbuster,party animal extraordinare.
"Do you wanna rock?"
"YESS!" the people shout.
"I said, do you wanna rock?!?"
"YESS!!!!!!!"
"Then lets ROCK!!!!" Joe takes his guitar and starts strumming.
*BRAWHH*BRAWH*
"Now sing it!!"
"I will, I will, rock you!! *ohh* Rock you!!*ohh*"

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Joe Ghostbuster,Party animal-"Lets Blow this joint!!!!"

The_Hooded_One
09/13/2000 3:12 AM

*A sivak draconian circles down from the sky, landing right next to the table with the assortment of dwarf spirits. Claw grabs a bottle, pops the cork and takes a massive swig.*

"Ayeeee, that's what I call good liquor."

*Looking at the singer on stage. Claw taps a claw against the bottle of dwarf spirits in thought. That entertainer looked awfully familiar.*

"Hmm, where have I seen him before..." Claw says to himself and takes another swig of dwarf spirits.



Dragon Peak
Where F**K Lives
Minus the *'s

Joe_Ghostbuster
09/14/2000 6:12 AM

Joe stares at Claw in amazment, and stops singing, sending the guitar to wherever it came from.
"Claw, my 'old friend'," he says, ignoring the voice that always sounds.
Ghostbuster has left the building!.
"Claw, what are you doing here!?"

The_Hooded_One
09/14/2000 9:30 PM

*Claw shrugs.*

"I've been doing quests and missions pretty much all my
life. I thought I'd take a holiday for a few months." Claw
says and looks around. "Seen any nice sivak chicks
hanging around this party?"


Dragon Peak
Where F**K Lives
Minus the *'s

Autumn
09/15/2000 4:07 PM

A big blue lands outside, "Stay her Boo Boo," it's dragonrider purrs, "Let's see if little ol' Autumn can find you a snack," the Knight of Takhisis kisses the dragon's snout and enters the party.

Stomps to the buffet table and lifts the table cloth looking for gulley drawves, "Dammit! No snack for Boo Boo!" grabs a dozen deviled eggs and saunters on over to Claw and slaps him on the back.

"Skill cruisin' for Sivak babes, eh Claw," chortles and starts stuffing down the eggs.

"Hey, Joe is it?" sprays egg stuff as she speaks, "Check this action out!" produces a pulsating egg the size of a watermellon. It has a bluish black hue to it, "I think Boo Boo is a girl, she popped this out couple weeks ago," plops the dragon egg on the bar, "Sell it to ya for 500 gold? What you say?"

Boo Boo peers thru the window, eyes squinting._____________

Hi. I'm Introspective.

Joe_Ghostbuster
09/16/2000 2:12 PM

"500 gold?"
"Thats quite expensive,I'll give you two hundred."
Joe picks up a Pepsi spiked with vodka and turns to Claw."Actually, there is this sivak groupie that i know.I can set you two up."

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Joe Ghostbuster,Party animal-"Lets Blow this joint!!!!"

The_Hooded_One
09/17/2000 2:11 AM

*Claw turns to Boo Boo and salutes her with his ever present glass of dwarf spirits.*

"Boo Boo! Well well. This is quite the reunion." Claw says happily. Turning to Joe. "Ohh yeah, you entertainer types always have good hoochie connections. Send one over and I'll see if I can dig up a new set of bells for your hat sometime." Claw says generously. Turning back to Boo Boo. "I'll raise the bid to 300 gold. Dragon eggs make great omellettes you know."

Dragon Peak
Where F**K Lives
Minus the *'s

Joe_Ghostbuster
09/17/2000 6:09 AM

Joe looks at Claw in amazment."I'm setting you up with a chick and you bid against me?"then, turning to Autumn "Four hundred and fifty silver pieces for the egg."

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Joe Ghostbuster,Party animal-"Lets Blow this joint!!!!"

Mertonius
09/18/2000 12:10 AM

An old looking man enters the room, leaning on a decrepit staff. He looks somewhat familiar (OK, he looks like Sean Connery), with the black robes and all.

"Gone for some time and things changed. Well, don't stand there lollygagging."

The others in the room are still bewildered for who this man is.

"Dammit, you guys can't recognize anything even after it bites you up close!"

It is Mertonius...

(OOC: Any idea why I aged oh so suddeny? Check out my new post. Oh, by the way, missed you guys alot.Any new gossip flying around?)

Tanin
09/24/2000 7:52 PM

*Tanin runs into the room*
"Tha man is here! This party can actually rock now!"
*puts his shades on*
"HUZAH!"


I am going to give you the choice I never had.
-Lestat

TolkaninFaznin
10/02/2000 9:35 AM

Three female figures enter the room. Two are kender, the dark haired Tolkanin Faznin and the blond Kirtau Moonhammer, and K'sanderlynn, an exquisette human female with flaming red hair, emerald green eyes, and very much well endowned. The kender immediatly disappear with in the crowd, along with Joe's spiked Pepsi. Tolk returns, however, recognizing him. "Hey, what's up?" She says, taking a large swig of a nice spiked drink that had somehow appeared in her hand.
Kirtau found herself at the buffet table, looking at all the marvelous food and drinks and breads and food and a dragon's egg and . . . *A dragon's egg! Coooool!* Kirtau thought. It was pretty heavy, but she was soon fitting it into her backpack next to the table. *I'll take it home and hatch it and grow it into a beautiful dragon and we'll be friends and fly all over the place and we can be inseperable!* She hefted the pack and stood awkwardly, then wavered out the door.
K winked at Tanin and approached him seductively. "Need I say more?" She whispered.

Joe_Ghostbuster
10/02/2000 12:52 PM

Joe calls in his friends,Joe, Ghostbuster and Joe.(Hey what can I say,almost all my human chars are Joe's.)
Joe runs after Kirtau and takes the dragon egg from her,giving it to Autumn to bargain with Joe for it.
Joe takes Tanin aside and teaches him all about protection and how to learn to recognize woman who will tie you up in bed.
Ghostbuster starts an animated conversation with Tolk about the pro's and con's of being a kender 'Survivor'.
And Joe spikes another pepsi and relaxes.

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"I must have these dudes!"- dude vadar

The_Hooded_One
10/02/2000 3:39 PM

"I raise the bid to 600."

*Seeing the pepsi.*

"I've been drinking wayyy too much lately. I think I'll layoff and have a non alcoholic pepsi for a change." Claw says and grabs a spiked pepsi. Drinking it eagerly.

Dragon Peak
Where F**K Lives
Minus the *'s

TolkaninFaznin
10/02/2000 3:49 PM

Kirtau watches as Joe takes her dragon away. Why would he do that? The poor thing obviously needs a safe, loving, caring home--uh, owner.
She stealthy follows the egg.

K smiled at Joe's comment. "I don't tie men . . .I prefer to use chains."

Tolk nods at Ghostbusters comments. The more of the pepsi she has, the more she nods, until finally her hair is flying all over the place and she is giggling uncontrollably. Suddenly, she realizes she drank all of the pepsi and looks around wildly for another.

Joe_Ghostbuster
10/03/2000 4:47 AM

Joe looks at Claw,and decides its all to the best.He spikes another pepsi,more vodka this time,and raises the bid to 760.

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"I must have these dudes!"- dude vadar

The_Thorn
10/03/2000 6:25 AM

A moderately attractive elf enters the party. He views the bidding "pit" and also notes the large group of kender. He puruses the buffet table but doesn't see anything enticing. He makes his way over to where several discarded musical instruments are. He sifts through them until he finds what he is looking for, an ocarina. Kron sits down and crosses his legs, and begins to play a haunting dirge only the shell.

Joe_Ghostbuster
10/03/2000 2:25 PM

Joe smiles back at K."I prefer handcuffs, actually."
Joe puts on his fool hat and starts to practice his act."'Pray n'uncle'; no, overdone.'Pirthee fair damsel'; nope, doesn't click..."

Ghostbuster starts drinking a bottle of whiskey without noticing.He finishes it and throws it away.He then looks strangly at Tolk."Do I know you?"*hic*
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"I must have these dudes!"- dude vadar

TolkaninFaznin
10/03/2000 7:36 PM

K smiles. "That I can do." She says.

Kirtau edges closer to the egg, then finds herself looking at the hilt of a beautiful sword. Interested, she wonders if it has any intricate carvings on it, and begins to pull it out of its sheath.

Tolk excuses herself to grab another pepsi and staggers back only to fall over Ghostbuster's lap. "I think you knows me." She slurs. "We was in that thing...you know, with the stuff? And ... yeah . . ."

The_Hooded_One
10/04/2000 1:05 AM

*Feeling wasted despite only drinking non alcoholic pepsi, Claw raises the bid to 1000. With a challenging sneer at all the bidders in the room. Claw gulps the rest of his pepsi and grabs another. They were nicer than he had thought they would be.*

Dragon Peak
Where F**K Lives
Minus the *'s

Joe_Ghostbuster
10/04/2000 2:13 PM

Joe takes K's hand."Perhaps we can find a more secluded place?I could teach you a few knots,and you could show me what chains are best..."

Joe continiues to search for a starting line."'Welcome,gentles all...' yes,I like that.An oldy but a goody."

Ghostbuster blinks."Oh right!We know from...stuff.Right, those were some good times werent they.Me and you and...who are you again?"

Joe see's an oppurtonity.He whispers to the drunk Claw loudly."Hey,I'll bet you five silver peices that you'll win this bet."

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"I must have these dudes!"- dude vadar

TolkaninFaznin
10/04/2000 3:58 PM

K takes Joe's hand. "These stairs lead anyhwere?" She winks.

Kirtau's mind swims as she watches the egg. She must save the poor poor dragon from whatever fate these greedy people have in mind! She slips under the table to remain unnoticed, where she finds a drunk, passed out dwarf. He had a nifty dagger, for a little while at least.

Tolkanin rights herself so that she's sitting on Ghostbuster's lap, looking at her spiked pepsi. "I am . . .um . . .Toll? Tall? I'm Talk. Talken Fallsin. I think. *hic*." She takes another swig of pepsi. "Whubou' yoo?"

The_Hooded_One
10/05/2000 1:19 AM

*Claw looks at Ghostbuster shrewdly.*

"Okay. I'll take that bet. 5 silvers please. I win. Yayyy." Claw says and turns his attention to "Talken Fallsin".
"Are you afflicted?"


Dragon Peak
Where F**K Lives
Minus the *'s

The_Thorn
10/05/2000 10:26 AM

The elf continues to play, but speeds his melody until it becomes a snappy dance tune.

Joe_Ghostbuster
10/05/2000 12:45 PM

Joe just walks up the stairs,K in hand.They enter a room with a bed in it,nothing else.Throwing K onto the bed,Joe jumps in after her and...*Censored!Unsuitable for children under 18!Censored!*
Joe starts dancing to with himself while practicing his lines and jiggling the bells on his hat and shoes.
Ghostbuster ponders."I'm...Goose!*hic*Goose on the loose!*hic*He stands up suddenly,accidently throwing Talk down."Lets,um,de, uh, di, uh, dance!"
He starts dancing a ragged Polka not at all related to the music that the elf is playing.
Joe frowns sadly."Perhaps you could help me win back my money?Lets bet A whole 10 silver peices that I lose the egg."
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"I must have these dudes!"- dude vadar

TolkaninFaznin
10/05/2000 2:53 PM

**K's portion of this post has been ommitted due to explicit sexual content**

Kirtau edges closer to the egg, still under the table. Then, without warning, she jumps out, waves the dagger, grabs the egg, and disappears before any of the drunken louts have a chance to answer.

After figuring out how to stand, Tolk, or Talk, rather, staggers over to Ghostbuster, or was it Goose on the Loose? and joins him in his 'Polka' (word used loosely).

The_Hooded_One
10/06/2000 1:17 AM

*Seeing Kirtau run off with the egg, Claw chases. Deciding he doesn't really care about the egg, but having nothing better to do Claw unsheathes a jagged sword and jumps into the skies. Flying after the egg thief.*


Dragon Peak
Where F**K Lives
Minus the *'s

Joe_Ghostbuster
10/06/2000 6:33 AM

Joe sighs in pleasure.K was one good *censored*!
He leans over to her side of the bed."Want a smoke?"
Joe is knocked down by a drunken Claw as he runs after Kirtua."Why you..."He shouts,and runs after them,bells in hand.
Ghoose,or Ghost,or whatever,starts walking towards the stairs,wondering what was up there.
Joe curses in Ogre,one of the best toungues to curse in,and runs after Kirtau,Claw,and Joe.

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"I must have these dudes!"- dude vadar

TolkaninFaznin
10/06/2000 9:43 AM

"Sure!" K replies, and morphs into her immense draconic form in order to light (and accidentally incinerate) Joe's cigarrette.

*Whee!* Thought Kirtau, *They want to play hide and seek!* She carefully hides the egg (I'm not gonna say where, naa na naa na boo boo!) and then hides herself in a tall pine tree. Looking at the pinecones, she gets a wonderful idea and creates and arsenal of the cones, ready to pelt whoever walks beneath!!

Tolk, eh, Talk, staggers over beside Ghost, eh, Goose, and joins him in contemplating the stairs. "I think that's where the humans perform their strange mating ritual . . ." She says aloud. "At least, that's what I've heard . . ."

Joe_Ghostbuster
10/07/2000 6:24 AM

Joe swears,and morphs to silver dragon form to snuff out the fire with his vapor breath.He then looks at the great red dragon in front of him,and starts to feel faint.
Joe finds Kirtau hiding in the tree."Come down this instant!"he shouts,and is pelted by a pinecone."Thats it!"he screams,and starts to climb the tree.
Goose ponders the great mystery of human courtship rituals."What,*hic*,do they actually do?
Joe decides to let Joe get Kirtau down,and then shake where the egg is out of her.__________________________________________________

"I must have these dudes!"- dude vadar

TolkaninFaznin
10/07/2000 10:23 AM

K smiles, her draconic eyes glittering.

Kirtau giggles and climbs further up the tree, tossing pine cones at Joe all the way.

"I don't know, like when two pigs get together. . .something like this, I think." Talk begins to go into seizure-like convulsions, then stops quickly; "Whoa, that made me dizzy . . ."

Joe_Ghostbuster
10/07/2000 2:52 PM

Joe morphs back into human form,and sits down on the bed."You...are a red dragon."He says matter of factly."And I...am a silver dragon.And I bet we both had the best *censored* of our lives tonight."
He brightens up."Should we spread the word?"

Joe reaches Kirtau and jumps at her.They both fall from the tree.
Goose shivers."That must be hard.Do *hic* kenders ever do it?"
Joe catches Kirtau and lets Joe hit the ground.Hard."So little kender,where is the egg?Don't worry,I'm on your team in this game of Hide and Seek."
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"I must have these dudes!"- dude vadar

TolkaninFaznin
10/07/2000 11:52 PM

K morphs back into her human form as well and joins Joe in bed. "Might as well." She said, smiling. She nibbled his ear.

Kirtau is too busy giggling to answer

Talk lets her head swivil on her neck. "I don't know. . .never tried it . . ."

Joe_Ghostbuster
10/08/2000 10:42 AM

Joe starts kissings K's neck."Do you know any other willing red dragoness?"he asks between nibbles and kisses."Becuase I have a few friends who just can't find the right girls..."
Joe is uncouncious.
Goose nods."Me neither.Its much easier with us kender,we just show wach other a good time,and *poof*, there's a baby."He frowns."At least I think thats how it goes..."
Joe starts shaking Kirtau up and down."Tell.Me.Where.The.Egg.Is!"he shouts, puncuating each word with a hard shake.

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"I must have these dudes!"- dude vadar

TolkaninFaznin
10/08/2000 4:15 PM

"Well," K starts, "I know of a place where they can be found. . ."

Talk cocks her head for a moment. "My idea of a good time is riding on a dragon, searching for anything shiny, exploring the unexplored, or explioring the explored if it hasn't been explored by me before. . .but somehow that just doesn't seem like it would produce anything. Maybe we should try it and find out."

Kirtau's giggling turns into full burst laughter which even she herself cannot stop.

Joe_Ghostbuster
10/09/2000 5:28 AM

Joe stares with interest."Yes..."
Joe is still unconcious.
Goose shakes his head,trying to clear it."What,try jiggling around and going into seziures?It might be fun,but it'd be boring after a while."
Joe finds a handy lake and throws Kirtau in it.


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"I must have these dudes!"- dude vadar

TolkaninFaznin
10/09/2000 7:34 PM

K teasingly slinks away from him, playing hard to get. "Not like I'm going to tell you for free or anything!"

Talk nods at Goose's comment. "Come on, lets go get some more pepsi. I think I'm sobering up."

Kirtau giggles, and swims out of the lake and back to Joe. "Again!!!"

The_Thorn
10/10/2000 6:32 AM

The elf has taken a break from playing, his throat becoming parched. He too had headed for a pepsi. He sipped his beverage slowly while smoking an elven clove.

Joe_Ghostbuster
10/10/2000 7:26 AM

Joe sighs."All right,what do you want?"
Joe is being humped by a wandering bear.
Goose nods.His head is starting to clear,and that is not good.He goes up to the buffey table and grabs a case of Vodka.He then runs back to Talk with it."Here,lets drink this."
Joe oblingingly throws Kirtau in the water again."Now tell me where the egg is!"he shouts.

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"I must have these dudes!"- dude vadar

TolkaninFaznin
10/10/2000 8:27 AM

K moves so that she is on top of Joe. "My friends are not only willing, they are demanding. You and five other good dragons will become their personal pleasure slaves."

Talk looks with wide eyes at the vodka. "All riiiiiiiight! Drinking game!" She grabs a couple glasses and pours them each a shot. "Okay, all we have to do is drink if we've done what the other person mentions. I'll start; I have never . . .killed a rat."

Kirtau can't hear Joe as she keeps diving underwater, pretending she were a dolphin.

Joe_Ghostbuster
10/10/2000 2:52 PM

((OOC:"Sex slaves"?I think we've gone a little bit too far here.But I'll play along for now.))
Joe starts luaghing."Sex slaves?Oh thats hilarious.But really,what do you want?"
Joe vanishes,since this thread is overJoed.
"All right!"Goose lifts the vodka and drinks it.He had never killed a rat either,but what the heck?"I have never... fallen down into a lava pit."


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"I must have these dudes!"- dude vadar

TolkaninFaznin
10/10/2000 4:20 PM

K shrugs. "Hey, I had to try." She giggled. "A little bird told us . . . momentarially before we had it for dinner . . . that good dragons (silver dragons in particular) give exceptionally good backrubs. What we want is an agreement that in any battle, no matter the winner, the silver dragons will give us all backrubs.

Kirtau is having too much fun pretending to be a dolphin, however she soon gets tired and starts heading to shore. While she is still far from the shore, her leg cramps up. "Hey, Joe! I could use some help here!"

Tolk thought about that for a moment . . .she was once *under* a volcano, she wondered if that counted. She took a shot and poured another. "I have never spit on a Solamnic knight."

Joe_Ghostbuster
10/11/2000 3:00 PM

Joe ponders K's offer."And for this we get unlimited sex.I accept.Shall we consumate the deal?"
Goose drinks.He couldn't even remember what a 'solmanic knight' was,and he didn't really care.This Vodka was good!"I have never jumped on a rooster for fun."
Joe smiles a malicous smile."I'll help you,"he singsongs,"If you tell me where the egg is..."

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"I must have these dudes!"- dude vadar

TolkaninFaznin
10/11/2000 4:16 PM

K thinks for a moment, "Sure, why not?"

Tolk takes a large swig. "Hey, it was fun!" She slurs in her defence.

Kirtau doesn't like the look on his face, but she soon gets a wicked idea; "No! I'll take that location to the grave!!!"

Joe_Ghostbuster
10/12/2000 6:44 AM

"Cool."And Joe starts...*You know,sex scenes and stuff.No peeking!*
Goose drains a bottle."All right.I have never done that human courting thing."
"All right."smiles Joe.__________________________________________________

"I must have these dudes!"- dude vadar

TolkaninFaznin
10/12/2000 8:12 AM

*censored*

Tolk looked at the empty bottle. She's never done it either, and the bottle's already empty, but she can see there's more on the table and she really wants some. But if she takes a drink now, he'll think she's done that wierd ritual . . .but she wants some vodka. Then, without thinking, she bolts (swaying) to the table and grabs a nother bottle, taking a long gulp.

Kirtau was starting to sink below the surface, completely excited that she was going to see Fizban,when suddenly a large turtle came up beneath her and began to tug her back to the shore.

Joe_Ghostbuster
10/13/2000 6:44 AM

*The continiung adventures of Joe are unsuitable for children*"A turtle?!Damn it!"Joe jumps into the water and swims up on to the turtle.He stands up shakily,and shouts as loud as he can."TELL ME WHERE THE EGG IS!!!"
Goose looks at Talk in suprise."What?You did the..."Goose starts shivering and jumping and jiggling."thingy?"__________________________________________________

"I must have these dudes!"- dude vadar

The_Thorn
10/17/2000 8:40 AM

The elf takes up his music again, this time playing something a little more jazzy.

TolkaninFaznin
10/20/2000 6:58 PM

ooc; sorry I haven't posted for a while

***K's posts have been omitted until further notice***

Kirtau giggles as she watches Joe splutter around in the water. The turtle turns around and starts taking her to the OTHER side of the lake.

Talk looks at Goose. "No, I was just really thirsty." She hands him another bottle. "I have never . . .wait, I did do that . . . .well, I never . . .come to think of it, I did that too . . ."Ponders for a while. "Okay, I have never pulled down a human's pants." This is almost a challenge, since the elven musician is standing nearby.

Joe_Ghostbuster
10/21/2000 10:21 AM

*Joe is otherwise occupied*
Joe swims to the shore,shouting angry curses at Kirtau a lthe while.When he reaches it,he heads back to the party,determinied to find Joe and get out of here.He starts up the stairs.
Goose drinks easily."Done that.But....I have never pulled an elves pants down."

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Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using a chicken.

The_Thorn
10/24/2000 11:21 AM

The elf hears the last comment and knows something is up. To avoid being embarassed, he seats himself while playing.

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