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07/28/2005 11:15 PM

(OOC: Your squirrel imposter's going down :))

Longshadow sat on the ground'scartching his fuzzy head and watching the trees intently. He was gonna get that little beast one way or another.

07/29/2005 4:40 AM

(OOC: Your squirrel imposter's going down :))

(OOC: ok this is all I have to say let the best squirrel win lol :))

[Edited by Draco on Friday, July 29, 2005 4:41 AM]

07/29/2005 3:00 PM

(OOC: I intend to :D)

07/29/2005 7:13 PM

((OOC: LOL))

07/30/2005 7:23 AM

Squirrel Nutkin lay on a beach in Hawaii, as scantly clad girls fanned him with large palm leaves and fed him deliciously exotic fruits.

"Ahh this is the life." he said to himself, laying back to enjoy the warm rays of the sun.

He though about the squirrel Longshadow, who would be searching for him now. Nutkin chuckled to himself, thinking about the stuffed dummy squirrel he'd left up his tree. Along with the tens of explosive filled Acons he'd left along with it. As soon as something moved up his tree, the explosives would be triggered.

Nutkin chuckled some more, as one of the girls stroked his tummy. Oh how clever he was.

07/30/2005 11:20 AM

(OOC: Oh come on. heheh)

Longshadow thre a rock at Nutkin's tree, attempting to goad the jerk into coming donw. Instead Longshadow was thrown twenty feet as the tree went boom. He shook his head and got up.

"Oh figures."

He suddenly jumped onto a large black horse with wings and flew to the nearest Airport so he could go to Hawaii. When asked why he didnt just fly on the big black horse, he responded,

"Not enough frequent flyer miles."

07/30/2005 11:56 AM

(OOC: BP, you really should give up now. You will never defeat the Nutkin!)

Squirrel Nutkin waved goodbye to the Hula Girls, as he boarded his own private jet and headed off to a secret destination.

He had played yet another trick on the squirrel Longshadow.

On the beach where he had sun bathed, he had left behind yet another stuffed dummy Squirrel. It was wearing cool shades and lounging on a towel in the sun. Longshadow wouldn't suspect a thing, but buried in the sand around the dummy were many more explosive acorns. One wrongly placed footstep, and boom!

Nutkin smirked at his own wit and cunning.

07/30/2005 11:28 PM

(OOC: Stand still so I can kill you. You've never been in a thread with Longshadow have you.)

Longshadow walked down the beach towards Nutkin. With a savage snarl, Longshadow send the stuffy's shadow to kill it. When only foam came from the small beast, Longshadow made the dummy's shadow rip it apart. There was another loud explosion but Longshadow was airborne on Nightmare already, looking for Nutkin's jet.

07/31/2005 7:25 PM

Toyoku Raiu, a little raccoon came in he wasn't your ordinary raccoon he was a mixed between a turtle and a raccoon. "Hey you two your disturbing my sleep."

08/02/2005 10:20 AM

Nutkin swooped the jet down low over the head of the freakish shelled racoon creature.

"Go sleep somewhere else, this is the RPGC Battlefield!" he screamed out of the window as he chucked an explosive acorn in Toyoku's direction.

08/02/2005 11:06 AM

Toyoku quickly hid in his shell as the acorn blew. "You think that will stop me." He pulled out a pice of wood that had a blade on. He just about to charge but he stoped. "Its not worth my time."

08/02/2005 10:42 PM

Longshadow swooped down on the jet, landing and attempting to tear his way in with his own shadow.

(OOC: Yeah, key word on BATTLE, not runawayandhidelikeasquirrel.)

08/03/2005 3:39 AM

Upon realising Longshadow's attack, Nutkin steered the jet around and aimed it straight for the racoon creature Toyoku.

As the jet plummeted down towards the ground, Nutkin quickly hit the eject button. Nutkin was fired far away into the sky as the jet exploded into the ground in a ball of flame.

The ejector seat was also combined into a jetpack, and Nutkin flew quickly towards the sacred forest.

Night was falling fast, and Nutkin hoped that Longshadow would not be so dangerous without the use of shadows.

08/03/2005 12:03 PM

Longshadow jumped on Nightmare and flew after Nutkin, snarling as he grabbed his sword.

"Damnit, stay still you rat bastard."

Nightmare began flapping faster, although the sun was getting lower in the sky, Longshadow had tricks up his leafy sleeves.

08/07/2005 7:14 AM

(OOC: Draco, are you alive? Please answer, I'm really concerned... :D )

Speeding high over the forest on his jet pack, Nutkin suddenly swooped down and disappeared into the trees.

Landing softly on the forest floor, he switched off the jetpack, then activated a secret code on it's control pannel. A nearby tree made a soft humming sound as an elevator hidden within it rose up from the ground.

Nutkin stepped forward through the holographic projection of the tree and entered the elevator. Re-activating the control pannel, the elevator took Nutkin deep underground into one of his secret weapon holds.

Nutkin eyed the goods for a moment, before grapping his six-barreled rotary Minigun (as seen on Predator :D ) and his Hypervelocity Intelligent Man-Portable Anti-Tank Missle Launcher, known as the HIMAT.

Nutkin attached the HIMAT to his jetpack, then collected all of the ammunition, before heading back up in the elevator, leaving the weapon hold empty.

"This should do the trick..." he assured himself.

08/07/2005 6:31 PM

Lonshadow landed just about on the heavily armed nutkin, swinging his sword, which now seemed patheticly inadequate.

(OOC: Er, ok, then I shall have to pull out a flashlight)

08/08/2005 12:37 PM

Squirrel Nutkin closed his eyes and let rip with the six barreled Minigun! He squeezed the trigger for several long seconds. The firepower from the devastating weapon actually sent him flying backwards for several hundred feet, until his flight was halted prematurely by a tree.


Nutkin opened his eyes and released his grip from the trigger to rub his throbbing head. He looked on with stunned amazement to see that half of the forest lay destroyed before him.


Nutkins eyes narrowed as he scanned the area of destruction for any signs of squirrel Longshadow. The sneaky fellow appeared to have vanished...unless he was vapourised by the powerful weapon, but somehow Nutkin doubted that.

He quickly switched the Minigun for the HIMAT missle launcher and waited...

08/08/2005 2:27 PM

The weapon had created enough shadow for Longshadow to block the slugs that flew his way. The forest was either flattened and burning, or flattened. He plucked a shadow from a nearby fire and fashioned it into an M-16 assault rifle, opening up on nutkin.

(OOC: Damn this is like some freaky version of Conker's bad fur day. I should have made longshadow into a teddy bear instead.)

08/09/2005 9:25 AM

(OOC: lol, that would have been funny! no matter, this is freaky enough anyway).

The force generator shield on Nutkin's jetpack deflected the M-16 rounds harmlessly away. Nutkin tapped the upward thrust and quickly shot up into the air.

"EAT THIS!!!" he screamed as he fired the HIMAT missile launcher down towards Longshadow...

The explosion from the HIMAT was immense, almost taking out the whole forest. Nutkin was relieved that none of his squirrel friends were in there. They were currently all at work in a certain chocolate factory, shelling nuts. Nutkin spun his jetpack around and headed towards them...

(OOC: Get this, lol)

[Edited by Flark on Tuesday, August 9, 2005 9:26 AM]

08/09/2005 7:34 PM

(I am alive)

the little racoontrutle just stood there watching the two squirels go at it. "Holy" he thought.

08/09/2005 10:28 PM

Longshdaow had managed to use the ample shadows the weapon had created to drag the missile into a different section fo forest. He was still quite battered by the explosion, which had thrown him through several standing trees. With a growl he summoned Nightmare and shot after the fleeing nutkin, following him by the glow of his jet pack.

08/10/2005 9:20 AM

The jetpack's radar system alerted Nutkin to the fact he was being followed, so he increased the thrust a little to try to outpace his pursuer.

Nutkin quickly left the forest behind and was soon speeding high above the nearby city. Spotting the chocolate factory, he turned suddenly and headed towards it. Once above it, he swooped down, disappearing into a large chimney.

He hoped that Longshadow didn't see where he went. This would give him time to prepare his forces.

08/10/2005 11:33 AM

Longshadow had been just about on the squirrel when he swooped onto a nearby factory. Longshadow circled it looking for windows before he found the chimney and bulleted down it, chittering angrily.

08/10/2005 12:11 PM

Nutkin quickly descended the dark chimney. Luckly his radar system alerted him to the virtually invisible glass elevator that darted towards him. Just in time, he manged to dodge out of the way as it skimmed upwards and past him.

A double check of the radar system showed that he was being followed. He hoped that the glass elevator would maybe take care of Longshadow once and for all...

08/10/2005 4:19 PM

With a loud shattering noise, Nightmare smashed through the roof of the elevator. Longshadow rose from the floor and suddenly smashed through the glass floor, using the red emergency lights from the broken elevator to slingshot himself at nutkin with his sword spinning.

08/12/2005 7:32 AM

He ran as fast as his little legs could. He jumped into his den and came back out holding a chair and a bag of popcorn. He puts up the chair and sits down with the popcorn in his lap. "Wow thes two are really going at it"

08/12/2005 7:40 AM


Nutkin only just managed to avoid the spinning sword which shaved a small piece of his fur from his scalp. He thrust himself back up just above Longshadow and reached into his pocket for one of the miniture exploading acorns to throw down at him.

"Shit!" his pocket was empty. "Where the hell have they gone?"

Then he remembered that he'd left them in a den, in a bag labelled 'Popcorn'...

08/12/2005 9:41 AM

//Just to make you guys happy, I can leave if you want me too.\\

08/12/2005 4:35 PM


Longshadow moved in for another strike, slashing low with one balde then raising up to slash high with the other blade.

08/13/2005 7:08 PM

As he looked down he realized that what was in bag wasn't popcorn. "Oh you little...." A bang went of shoting him back. "Oh its on like Donkey Kong Beatch."

08/15/2005 6:53 AM

Sakura Ran quickly through the forest dodging tree's and branches. She swept through a bush and she came up instantly a wolf. Her fur was black. She had a white t\stomach and chest, also a streak going down her back that was white also. She stopped as she heard the sounds of someone blowing up something. She quickly ran towards it smelling food.

[Edited by Yuna_summoner on Monday, August 15, 2005 7:15 AM]

08/15/2005 8:11 AM

"Oh thats it you two you really made me mad." Toyoku pulled out a piece of wood and pushed the button that was on it. A blade popped out. He put on his jet pack and headed for the two fighters.

08/15/2005 9:44 AM

*Howls and charges in looking around she runs out into the feild randomly.*

08/15/2005 10:01 AM


Longshadow moved in for another strike, slashing low with one balde then raising up to slash high with the other blade.

Tapping the thrust on his jetpack, Nutkin narrowly managed to avoid having his feet cut off. He then switched off the thrust completely and fell downwards, the high slash from Longshadow's blade only just missed his head as he disappeared into the darkness below...

08/15/2005 10:03 PM

"Whered he go, whered he go?"

Longshadow stepped foreward, and fell into a hole.


08/16/2005 5:52 AM

Runs in looking around. Sniffs popcorn and see's the bag laying on the ground so she runs after it. She sticks her nose into the bag and it blows up on her causing a tree nearby her to fall on her. "Niya!" Slowly turns back into her regular form and crawls out with a bump on her head. whines and looks around boredly. Notices something in the middle of the feild moving slightly and looks at it. She saw a small squirrel fall down a hole and ran over to it. She looks down and see's it. " Aww cute!" And she picks him up out of the hole. >_> " What the hell happened to you?" And pets him.


08/16/2005 6:30 AM

"Hey! How the hell did I get here? What happend to the chimney?" asked Nutkin, scratching his head in confusion.

"No matter...That was a lucky escape, there's a sword wielding maniac squirrel after me you know, help."

08/16/2005 7:34 AM

Toyoku flew towards the hole. As he did he came to a halting stop once he saw the strange being holding the squirrel. "He let him go hes mine." Toyoku yelled but he wasn't sure the strange creature could hear him.

08/16/2005 2:14 PM

Longshadow landed on the thing holding Nutkin.

"What the blue blazes?"

He saw his adversary and bared his teeth, chittering menacingly.

08/17/2005 7:15 PM

Toyoku just stod there looking at the thing that was holding Nutkin. "Yeah I agree."

08/18/2005 2:43 AM

Nutkin squirmed loose from the hold, ran forward and kicked Longshadow hard between the legs.

"Take that!"

Turning quickly, he jumped onto the back of Toyoku's shell, and with his teeth and claws, began ripping the wires out from Toyoku's jetpack.

08/18/2005 6:08 AM

*Grabs Nutkins leg and flips him around slamming him ont he ground. " Why do you two fight liek Nuts? xD" Smiles slightly and begins choking Long. :P ._. *Is evill... xDDDD.

08/18/2005 7:38 AM

"Hey get off no hitchhikers." Tokoyu unstaraped his jet ans pushed the selfdestrucked button BOOOOOM "Hahahahahahahahahaha Take that."

08/18/2005 11:11 AM

Longshadow nearly blacked out from the cheap shot. When the thing started choking him, he farted quite heavily. The overpowering stench made him choke, even though his airways were restricted.

08/18/2005 11:55 AM

[posted by Yuna_summoner]
*Grabs Nutkins leg and flips him around slamming him ont he ground.

( OOC: I'm not on your back anymore, Draco! :P )

Nutkin lay on the ground as Tokoyu's jetpack exploded, sending fragments of metal in all directions.

Jumping back to his feet, he heard the frighteningly loud fart come from squirrel Longshadow. The sound was quickly followed by an unholy stench that made his eyes water.

Nutkin quickly re-ignited his own jetpack, and aimed the flame in the direction of Longshadow's butt...

08/19/2005 2:47 AM

George The Loveable Lizard calmly walked into the midst of the battle.
"Hey Guys. Whats Happening?" He asked. He didnt notice that he was in the green cloud..

08/19/2005 5:00 AM

Nutkin used the thrust of his jetpack, and along with the force of the huge explosion, it carried him several hundred miles into the air. He landed in a swimming pool full of bikini clad babes.

"Wow! That was a stroke of luck," he commented.

08/19/2005 5:46 AM

Flies backwards into a tree breaking the tree in half. Begins to gag and looks at him " I WAS BRUSHING YOU!" She screamed at longshadow. o_O

08/19/2005 7:38 PM

Tokoyu just stands there with soot all over him and his hair sticking way up. "*Cough* Oyz I souldn't have done that" He falls to the ground

08/20/2005 1:13 PM

Longshadow was standing there with his eyes wide. He looked down to find himself completely hairless.


He charged after Nutkin, pulling a rubber chicken from nowhere to beat the offensive squirrel.

08/21/2005 8:36 AM

From the comfort of a sun lounger, Nutkin raised his shades to stare in disbelief. A naked squirrel Longshadow was quickly approaching. He looked to be in some kind of frenzy, and worst of all, he was carrying a rubber chicken!

"Dude. You really shouldn't be running around in public like that! You're offending the ladies."

08/21/2005 1:17 PM

Longshadow threw the chicken, which suddenly flew at Nutkin, attacking with its now non rubber beak. Longshadow himself pulled his sword off of its sling and leapt at the squirrel.

08/21/2005 10:24 PM

"Oh so THATS whats Happening" George said as he lay in a large number of pieces around the field...Fortunately he is able to regenerate, but that could take a while. He began singing in the meantime
"Always Look on the Bright Side of Life! Whistle Whisle Whistle Whistle" He said the last words as his lizard mouth would not let him whistle properly

08/22/2005 5:46 AM

Looks around and falls over anime style. Watches the squirlls go at it and laughs.

08/22/2005 7:31 AM

Tokoyu saw him as he got up and started to fall over and he gives a laugh

08/25/2005 9:23 AM

*Watches them silently from the shadows her wolf eyes glinting with red fire. She looked around and sat back. Her body melted and merged untill she formed a duplication of Sakura **I am the real one. Yuna is my sister, she fucked up my account life.** She watched them and leaned back against the tree.*

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