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Pillage
06/10/2005 9:31 PM

Around them, buildings fell to ash. Drug-inducted koalas rushed around, destroying everything in sight. The RPGC was in chaos.
A figure stepped out from a smoky sillhouette, the weapon in his hand revealed as the standard SD/SC weapon. A battle-ready wet trout. Pillage watched expectantly for the enemy.

Khalad
06/10/2005 9:48 PM

:: silently creeping along in the underbrush, Khalad looked through his echidna's scope, waiting for the enemy to appear. With the modifications he's made, and the scope he was using, no one would be out of his range. Khalad had chosen a hill rising above the confines of the RPGC as his vantage point. He waited patiently for his target to appear.:::



[Edited by Khalad on Friday, June 10, 2005 9:56 PM]

Damien
06/10/2005 10:11 PM

~Damien ran across the field screaming. He was naked. He had cut off the ends of his fingers and sharpened the bones to jagged points. His penis was encased in a jagged metal shell. And braided in his hair were razor blades. He screamed and screamed.. pouncing on Pillage, thrusting fingers and penis into Pillage's soft flesh, gaping wounds gushing bright-blood~

Alanded
06/10/2005 10:11 PM


:: silently creeping along in the underbrush, Khalad looked through his echidna's scope, waiting for the enemy to appear. With the modifications he's made, and the scope he was using, no one would be out of his range. Khalad had chosen a hill rising above the confines of the RPGC as his vantage point. He waited patiently for his target to appear.:::



*stands beside the camo'ed sniper idiotically waving the gigantic multicoloured trout that is the battlestandard of the revolutionaries*

Gee...my arm sure are tired.

Alanded
06/10/2005 10:14 PM


~Damien ran across the field screaming. He was naked. He had cut off the ends of his fingers and sharpened the bones to jagged points. His penis was encased in a jagged metal shell. And braided in his hair were razor blades. He screamed and screamed.. pouncing on Pillage, thrusting fingers and penis into Pillage's soft flesh, gaping wounds gushing bright-blood~


*stops waving oversized fish at the sight of the bloody naked Damien (figurines now on sale at the RPGC gift shop)*

W00t! Contact sports! Go get him Pill!

*Jumps up and down waving pompoms like a cheerleader*

DarkMistress
06/10/2005 10:21 PM

"Pill Pill he's our man! If he can't do it, nobody can! Go Pillage!" waving fish like pompoms.

Pillage
06/10/2005 10:22 PM

Pillage blocked the crazed Damien's penis with his trout, teeth clenched in the force needed. He exerted harder. A gap opened between them, causing the struggle to take an axis. He slipped through it and broke the contact.
"Khalad, he's all yours!"
Pillage leapt to his feet and kept kept Damien busy with a trout-slap.

Avenging_Angel
06/10/2005 10:22 PM

*AvA swooped over the battlefield with a mighty cry.
Well, actually she sort of ambled in it's general direction on the back of her fearless war-panda.

The lazy creature finally stopped to munch on bamboo and she pulled back her goggles, to stare in shock at the spectacle of what appeared to be Damien raping and murdering Pillage.

"Geez..." she said in disgust, shaking her head.
"That ain't right."
Normally she would have made disparaging remarks, but since they were on the same side, she forebore, and hefted her blue guitar of head-bashing, prepared to fight off the fish-bearing hordes in the name of the great Chung.*



[Edited by Avenging_Angel on Friday, June 10, 2005 10:33 PM]

Khalad
06/10/2005 10:23 PM

:: seeing his quarry on the battlefield, his mouth goes dry. Gently panning down slightly, Khalad takes carefull aim at Damien's legs. Hegently squeezes the trigger three times and peers through the scope as the quills fly towards their target. At the last second, Damien's wild convolutions move him out of harms way, and the poisined quills embed themselves uselessly in the dirt nearby:::

lonewolfe619
06/10/2005 10:23 PM

Wolfie stepped out of the doorway in time to see Damien take off across the battle feild naked. *The crazy fool* He took off after him, battle paddle at the ready, wolf headdress and deeskin breeches stained with blood from wars past. He couldn't help the feeling he was being watched.

Damien
06/10/2005 10:25 PM

~Digging sharpened finger-bones into Pillage's shoulders, Damien began using his own skull as a weapon, smashing it with infuriated, psychotic abandon into Pillage's nose, mouth, and forehead, while continuing his patented move - the Forward Pelvis Death-Hump~

YOU ARE DEAD TO ME, PILLAGE! [b]YOU ARE DEAD TO MEEEEE![/b]

Pillage
06/10/2005 10:32 PM

"The only death here will be your faction's!"
He slid the top off his weapon to reveal a sneaky, shiny trout-dagger. In the same moment he lashed at Damien's crotch, stopping just before the precious steel touched his naughty bits. Instinctively moving back, he pressed against the stone RPGC walls. Pillage pinned him donw with one hand and aimed the other in a castration pose.
"Now. Where's Chung?"

Khalad
06/10/2005 10:35 PM

Seeing that he needs to rescue his Leader from a fate worse than Death, Khalad first hands some Mark VII trout to Alanded.

"HERE!! Start tossing these down there... They explode on impact!"

Settling back down in his sniper's crouch, Khalad watches with revulsion through the scope at the scene unfolding on the battlefield. Khalad takes a careful bead on Damien this time, and begins to fire rapidly, and as accurately as possible, hoping to aid his leader in taking Damien down.

[Edited by Khalad on Friday, June 10, 2005 10:37 PM]

Damien
06/10/2005 10:38 PM

~With one deft pelvis thrust, Damien drags his jagged steel-encased penis across Pillage's hand, causing it to weaken and drop the weapon. Simultaneously, Khalad is for some reason shooting at Pillage, who is providing Damien with ample soft cover. Wasting no time on his disarmed foe, Damien jams his sharpened thumb-bones into Pillage's eyes, tackling him to the ground again, screaming and whipping his razor-embedded hair all about, cutting his own face as well as Pillage's~

lonewolfe619
06/10/2005 10:41 PM

Wofle caught up to the two as Pillage pushed Damien to the wall.

You want Lord Chung, you need to go through us.

With that he took a mighty swing of his paddle to Pillage's back side, leaving an impression from the picture of Chung.

Hah, you have the Lord Chung tattooed on you hind parts miscreant!

Pillage
06/10/2005 10:47 PM

"Fool! Your own insanity will consume you."
Trembling against Damien's advances, Pillage shook up a beer-can grenade in his free hand. He shoved it between them, instantly soaking the charge in blood from both warriors. Though Revolutionaries were immune to superior beer, the defenders knew not the world of pain exposure could cause them.
"Now die!" He frantically kept shaking. In the grapple, Damien's jagged penis hit the can. An explosion of suds, too fine for outsiders to process, enveloped them.

Alanded
06/10/2005 10:51 PM


Wolfie stepped out of the doorway in time to see Damien take off across the battle feild naked. *The crazy fool* He took off after him, battle paddle at the ready, wolf headdress and deeskin breeches stained with blood from wars past. He couldn't help the feeling he was being watched.



Hey! Wolfie! Have a TROUT! *Tosses the immense TROUT battle standard of the revolution towards Lonewolf*

Pillage
06/10/2005 10:57 PM

"Alanded! That standard has the power to kill us all with a single slap. Use it wisely."

Khalad
06/10/2005 10:58 PM

Suddenly a veritable hail storm of quills rained down on 'Wolfe, forcing him to dance away from the battle between Damien and Pillage.

"HAHA!!! Take that you paddle-wielding sicko!"

Damien
06/10/2005 10:59 PM

"Hahahaha! You are [b]nothing[/b]. I am tempered in 12 year old scotch. Your pathetic percentage of alcohol beer cannot harm me."

~With that, Damien rushed Pillage back to the ground, whipping his hair all about to slash at Pillage's hands if he attempted to stop it, while simultaneously resuming his thumb-thrust into Pillage's eyes, slowly tearing them out. At the same time, Damien thrust his jagged steel penis-shell into Pillage's leg, tearing tendon and muscle tissue~

Alanded
06/10/2005 10:59 PM


"Alanded! That standard has the power to kill us all with a single slap. Use it wisely."



"Hot Dang! ... WOLFIE! I WANT MY OVERSIZED TROUT BACK!"

lonewolfe619
06/10/2005 11:00 PM

Wolfie feels the cold shadow coming down on him and doges on impluse, the thunderous *slap* of the TROUT stander shakes him to the ground. He stares in horror at the size of the fish that nearly ended him and crawls back to his feet, only to have to dodge the raining quills, taking him away from the evil Pillage.



[Edited by lonewolfe619 on Friday, June 10, 2005 11:05 PM]

Pillage
06/10/2005 11:04 PM

Pillage kept Damien at bay with his elbows, popping his eyes back in.
"Impossible. You must be a zombie."
He took up the trout dagger with his blood-soaked free hand, waiting for an opening. Their forms broke at the waist. He slashed above Damien's crotch. A mass of innards spilled out over them.

Avenging_Angel
06/10/2005 11:05 PM

AvA, now a rogue member, loosely allied with the Revolution, spurred her war panda.
"On, war panda! The time for valour and head-bashin is here!" she cried, the panda giving a panda-like bray and charging towards Wolfie.
AvA whacked him soundly on the head with her mighty blue guitar, with a cry of "AMWAHAHA!"


(not bad for a five minute photomanip)

Damien
06/10/2005 11:06 PM

~Accepting the blow, Damien's innards began crawling out, wrapping themselves around Pillage's throat to cut off his air supply, while Damien continued to tear and rip Pillage's flesh apart with his sharpened bone-fingers~

eswiftfire
06/10/2005 11:08 PM

"Er..." Eliar er'd. "Maybe I'll just do what Australia's Finest would do."



Picking up a phone nearby, he tossed it at Pillage and Damien. He hoped it would hit Damien... although he knew he has a lousy aim.

Damien
06/10/2005 11:10 PM

((Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha))

Pillage
06/10/2005 11:11 PM

The Revolution leader gasped desperately for breath. He jerked his head up, the razorblade braids cutting Damien's intestines. His own face took another mass of cuts.
Beside him, the trout standard lay dormant. He took it up and batted damien away. With barely enough time to escape another lock of forms, he swept onto his war emu and charged beak-first.

Damien
06/10/2005 11:13 PM

~Innards crawling back into his stomach, Damien screamed with fury, mouth opening, and bit the emu's head off as it charged into him~ [b]AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!![/b] ~Damien grabbed Pillage, ripping him down from the collapsing emu's body and opened wide, taking a large bite out of the side of Pillage's face~



((Okay.. I have to sign off now, stuff to do. Have fun, kids.))

~Damien pooped on Pillage's foot and run away to guard the Chung~



[Edited by Dark_Elf_Damien on Friday, June 10, 2005 11:15 PM]

lonewolfe619
06/10/2005 11:14 PM

*I just can't get a break* he though as Wolfie got cracked in the head from nowhere. Thankfully the headdress shielded some of the blow, but it left him with a headache.

[b]Traitor[/b], I'll see you thumped for this.

He took off after her and tried to shoulder the panda off it's feet, but it wouldn't go down. With that no working, he grabbed one ear and her leg and swung up behind her.

Khalad
06/10/2005 11:16 PM

"Alanded... one of us needs to go down there with a Mark VII trout and assist AvA and Pillage. I'll shoot you for it..."

Khalad makes a fist, and begins to shake it up and down. "Rock, Paper, Scissors... Rock, Paper, Scissors... Rock, Paper, Scissors!" And holds two fingers out in a sideways V, the sign for scissors, while watching to see what Alanded's choice is.

Pillage
06/10/2005 11:16 PM

"You let your guard down," Pillage smiled, his words partially echoing through Damien's unconventional digestive system. He caught the airborne phone and clunked a massive dent into Damien's head. He struck again before the enemy could react. Damien's head was now an inside out hole between his shoulders.

EDIT:
I've gotta go too. Your head's inside out and I've got pop on my shoe

[Edited by Pillage on Friday, June 10, 2005 11:20 PM]

eswiftfire
06/10/2005 11:20 PM

"Oh well, I think I'm leaving too." Eliar said. "But not before putting something on to boost our morale."

And saying that, the god-awful Delta Goodrem-Brian McFadden duet he played at the Training Grounds started blaring loudly here as well. It would loop repeatedly, endlessly, eternally, until everyone not used to such crap suffer great pain and die.

"Have fun, my dears. I shall continue when I return."

With that, the spiky-haired one vanished.

Avenging_Angel
06/10/2005 11:22 PM


b]Traitor[/b], I'll see you thumped for this.

He took off after her and tried to shoulder the panda off it's feet, but it wouldn't go down. With that no working, he grabbed one ear and her leg and swung up behind her.


"What the hell?" she squawked as Wolfie climbed up behind her.
"Arrrgh!"
The war panda wandered off into a grove of bamboo. AvA swung her guitar at Wolfie's head again, cracking against the headress viciously.

(I'm off in a bit....even I have to sleep)

[Edited by Avenging_Angel on Friday, June 10, 2005 11:28 PM]

Alanded
06/10/2005 11:24 PM


Wolfie feels the cold shadow coming down on him and doges on impluse, the thunderous *slap* of the TROUT stander shakes him to the ground. He stares in horror at the size of the fish that nearly ended him and crawls back to his feet, only to have to dodge the raining quills, taking him away from the evil Pillage.



Alanded takes the opportunity to retrieve the Battle Standard, and then with a single mighty leap he goes to the rescue of the fallen Poobah.


"Hmm.. zombie intestine tentacles. Nifty."

Then he strikes up a harcore battle stance. "Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" He screams, dragonball style, as his hair turns blonde and rippling muscles bulge out from his body.

In his new He-Man form, Alanded picks up the gigantic trout with one hand, swinging it about easily.

"I have a big fish, and a small penis called Hot Rod. Fear me." The blonde muscleman says, advancing on Damien.

Edi: Then he realised that both Pill and Damien had left during his unneccesarily long and drawn out transformation sequence.

"Oh POOP."He says, going after Wolfie instead.

[Edited by Alanded on Friday, June 10, 2005 11:28 PM]

lonewolfe619
06/10/2005 11:35 PM


"What the hell?" she squawked as Wolfie climbed up behind her.
"Arrrgh!"
The war panda wandered off into a grove of bamboo. AvA swung her guitar at Wolfie's head again, cracking against the headress viciously.


Being off balance, the crack to his skull started to knock him off the panda. But he wasn't going alone. He grabbed AvA around the wasit and drug her down with him into a tumble on the ground. He rolled her over onto her stomach and pinned both her hands over her head while he looked for his paddle.

Avenging_Angel
06/10/2005 11:40 PM


Being off balance, the crack to his skull started to knock him off the panda. But he wasn't going alone. He grabbed AvA around the wasit and drug her down with him into a tumble on the ground. He rolled her over onto her stomach and pinned both her hands over her head while he looked for his paddle.


"OWWWW!"
She toppled off with him, unable to grab her guitar. However, she did still have extremely sharp teeth....

The rogue member latched herself onto his arm snarling ferally, teeth digging into Wolfie.

(Ehehe...good night all..zzzzz)

Pillage
06/11/2005 6:06 AM

In a brief deus ex machina, Pillage swept up her fallen guitar and put it to the original purpose for which it was created in World War 2. The ultimate form of manliness.
http://img262.echo.cx/img262/3381/guitarbullets0pb.jpg
GUITAR BULLETS!

Wolfie's form was mercilessly barraged by the guitar-bullet onslaught. No man could survive the assault of rock n' roll in its purest form.


Now I [I]really[/I] have to go.


[Edited by Pillage on Saturday, June 11, 2005 6:12 AM]

lonewolfe619
06/11/2005 10:44 AM

Wolfie yelped as AvA's teeth dug into his arm. He raised his free hand to swat her away and felt a blast from behind. He looked back in time to see anogher shot coming at him. This one blasted him into a rolling pile. A third shot kept the momentum.

His body shuttered to a stop ten yards from where it had been. Wolfie faught to control his breathing untill it would have appeared to anyone that he was dead. The pain was incredible but as he lie there it slowly receded. His wounds also began healing, so he just stayed where he was for the time being.

Avenging_Angel
06/11/2005 11:28 AM

The blast threw AvA through the air, to land in one of the freak stands of bamboo dotting the landscape.

"Aaaaaaagh.." she aghed before passing out.

A large unseen figure waering jedi-ish robes approached her in her dream.
"AvA. This battle is a disturbance in the force."
"Eh?"
"The tides of good and evil are shifting because of the battle."
"Huh?"
"The pendulum of the RPGC's evil and good is moving?"
"Wha-?"
"THE BATTLE IS UPSETTING THE RPGC, you pink-haired moron!"
"Oh..um...k."
"So, you and war panda have to end the battle."
"Says who?"
"Me. Dur."
"Um...right....why?"
"Shuddup. Don't ask questions."
"Okay. Whatever."

AvA sat up, holding her forehead, groaning. The warpanda was munching on bamboo.
"Whoa....that was some dream....where's my guitar..."
She found the guitar and hopped onto the war panda again.

Nix
06/11/2005 11:49 AM

Nix quikly got his Tater-Tot of Resolving +2 and a half, walked out onto the beaten field of battle, raised the tot high into the air and said

"WHAT IN THE NAME OF FRIGGIN' SILENCE IS GOING ON HERE!"

He then proceded to sit and watch the Chaos until he decided what side to fight on.

DarkMistress
06/11/2005 12:43 PM

Mistress put on her super smell resistant black leather armor and stood on top of the hill looking down at where that battle was taking place. She pulled out a bow and reach for a Mark VII exploding super stinky trout to use as an arrow. Now waiting for the next Loyalist to walk on the field.~evil grin~

ogianres
06/11/2005 1:29 PM

Shorty approached the tumultuos battle, carefully and quietly. He reached down to his belt and began to remove his throwing paddles. After a quick chant to power the paddles with extra stinging energy, he crouches, biding for the perfect target...

Nix
06/11/2005 1:42 PM

Nix's Tater-Tot swarm materilizes, and he yells

"The revolutionists are weak-minded and have been hypnotized by a fish, let the true ruler prevail! Chung!Chung!Chung!"



The Tater-Tots then shoot twords the ground in a starchy barrage, decimating anyone or thing caught it the way.

Avenging_Angel
06/11/2005 2:01 PM


The Tater-Tots then shoot twords the ground in a starchy barrage, decimating anyone or thing caught it the way.


AvA dodged the tater-tots, clinging to her war panda, grabbing a few to munch on. The war-panda leapt, and AvA crawled up the wall of the fortress, grabbing a mega-phone.

"Friends! Countrymen(and women), lend me your ears!"

"Right. Why the heck are we fighting? I mean, c'mon...we all are companions in the brotherhood of the Consortium, whether we be Loyalists, Revolutionaries, neutral, or rogues!"

"You!" she yelled through the megaphone, pointing at the revolutionaries.
"Why are you revolting? Do you really want control of the RPGC that badly?"
"And you!" she pointed at the loyalists
"Um....well....why didn't you hide Chung somewhere else?"
"These are the questions that both of us, Warpanda and I wish answered, before you would war!"

The panda made panda noises at her. Translation:
Panda: Whoa......leave me outta this one, AvA.
AvA: But...hey...fine. No more prescription bamboo for you, then.
Panda: Noo...maaan....I gotta have the good stuff!!
Ava: Fine. Then back me up.
Panda: *glares*

Nix
06/11/2005 2:10 PM

"Watch the tots AvA! They have a tendency to explode in a cheesy blast!" Nix yelled

"Now, to find those revolutionists. Here Fish-Hypnotized victims."

"Grrrr.. Come out you ^&%@&#%#(&*$&*(&*$^!"
Nix began to hunt the non-belivers

Avenging_Angel
06/11/2005 2:25 PM

(love your avatar, Nix)



"Watch the tots AvA! They have a tendency to explode in a cheesy blast!" Nix yelled

"Now, to find those revolutionists. Here Fish-Hypnotized victims."

"Grrrr.. Come out you ^&%@&#%#(&*$&*(&*$^!"
Nix began to hunt the non-belivers


AvA stared at him.

"Eh. I hope you realize I am a rogue member loosely allied with the revolution." she called through the megaphone.
"Though now lobbying for a cease-fire."

[Edited by Avenging_Angel on Saturday, June 11, 2005 2:28 PM]

Lunitari0
06/11/2005 2:45 PM

* Standing atop a cliff overlooking the battle going on, looking really good in her black leather armor, Mercenary Luni saw Nix attacking AvA. Loading her trout shooting bow, and aiming for the Loyalist, she gave a battle cry*

DarkMistress
06/11/2005 2:46 PM



"Now, to find those revolutionists. Here Fish-Hypnotized victims."

"Grrrr.. Come out you ^&%@&#%#(&*$&*(&*$^!"
Nix began to hunt the non-belivers


Mistress saw Nix walking about the battle area shooting Tots at AvA and now looking for others to do the same.

"Ah my first Victim of the day!" Mistress says with a wicked smile as she takes aim at Nix and fires a rather stinky trout at him, "Take that you Tot throwing Loyalist! Via the Revolution!"

Edit: Mistress notice that at the same time she was firing her stinky fish her Sister in Arms Luni had done the same thing! Woot for Girl power!

(oops, Luni you and I had the same idea..I was posting when you posted..lol I just read that...You Go girl!)

[Edited by DarkMistress on Saturday, June 11, 2005 2:50 PM]

ogianres
06/11/2005 3:14 PM

Shorty noticed the two women shooting trout from their bow. He lifted up his arm and quickly threw two paddles at the women. Without even looking to see if he had hit, he slunk off into the shadows and sneaked over to another spot.

Arandur
06/11/2005 3:27 PM

...A chill, wind blew across the battlefield as the black clad form of Arandur coalesced from the shadows, his eyes burning with malevolence and dark cloak drinking in the light. In his dark hand he bore the ancient lobster who drunkenly slurred the Frech national anthem as it hungered for the soft fleshy bits of revolutionary genitalia.

Knowing that his eldritch weapon would be sorely hungered against foes like this, the Bearer of Emperor Chung's swear-word jar stalked across the scarred earth searching for miscreants to spank with his cranky, french crustacean...

Alanded
06/11/2005 5:51 PM


...A chill, wind blew across the battlefield as the black clad form of Arandur coalesced from the shadows, his eyes burning with malevolence and dark cloak drinking in the light. In his dark hand he bore the ancient lobster who drunkenly slurred the Frech national anthem as it hungered for the soft fleshy bits of revolutionary genitalia.

Knowing that his eldritch weapon would be sorely hungered against foes like this, the Bearer of Emperor Chung's swear-word jar stalked across the scarred earth searching for miscreants to spank with his cranky, french crustacean...


Alanded, having decided that Avenging Angel can take care of herself, moves to intercept Arandur.

"Halt!" He commanded, then swung the gigantic trout standard of the revolution in a downward arc, redefining the word smackdown as the fish thumped wetly onto the ground with the smacking force of a MOAB.

ogianres
06/11/2005 5:59 PM

Shorty stopped running and ducked under a small rise in the terrain. Daring to look out, he peeks his head over the rise and sees to figures, one holding a large trout, and the other wearing a dark cloak. He notices that the man with the trout is preaparing to strike the cloaked man, and knew who his target was.
shorty reached low to his paddles, but stopped, deciding only to help the cloaked man if the fight goes bad for him. Shorty begins to scan the expanse and hopes to clobber some turncoats.

Pillage
06/11/2005 6:56 PM

Pillage leapt back in, knocking the paddles from Ogianres' hands. He caught them mid-flight and threw them down the rise. A thud sounded behind them. Pillage glanced back. He cringed at Damien lying on the hillside. Both legs missing.
With a desperate pant, he raised his chin at the downwind cripple.
"You were the chosen one! It was said you would defeat the Sith, not attack people with your jagged penis. Bring balance to the Force, not leave it covered in ... Okay, forget I ever mentioned anything. Really, just forget it."
He extended a palm, eyes set on the paddles. They didn't move. For the next minute his expression clenched, the weapons motionless. A distant voice beaconed to him.
"Pillage ... Good going, idiot. You broke the Force."
He shrugged and rushed at Ogianrees with the trout-dagger.

ogianres
06/11/2005 7:50 PM

Shorty rolls to the side, keeping away from the enemy leader. He quickly gets up and reaches for his back, pulling forth the XL paddle in front of him. As an afterthough, he removes a smaller paddle from his hip and holds it in his off-hand. His eyes lock onto the enemy carefully, watching his moves, and praying to Chung for blessing in this fight.

lonewolfe619
06/11/2005 8:22 PM

Wolfie felt infinatly better. He crawled over to his lost paddle. The first person his eyes saw was Pillage, but the last time Wolfie attacked him, he was beset from all directions. Instead, he crept through the bamboo forest to the back of the hill. There would be plenty of targets up top.

The_Bard
06/11/2005 10:09 PM

A silhouette is seen against the red rays of the setting sun. In a sudden movement, it jumps ten feet into the air, right into the middle of the commotion. All goes silent; all eyes turn upon the new-arrival. Many struggle to see the blurred image of a spinning hockey stick as the strange man demonstrates with said stick his superior skill.

He then stands, hockey stick in hand, and many contemplate the impressive man. What can only be a very large amount of Canadian beer cans are strapped onto his belt. Under his large boots is what seems to be a pair of snowshoes… with barbed wire! His hockey stick shines in one hand, and on the other flops a dripping trout.

In a deep, booming voice, he announces, “I am The Bard. Chungians tremble, for I have come to smite you… eh!” And after a blood-chilling war cry, from the hills one can see, many furry beavers gathering, ready to do battle with those who oppose the Revolution.

Pillage
06/12/2005 1:23 AM

"Comrade Bard. You made it."
Pillage effortlessly threw the advancing hostiles back. His mind was set on one goal.
"You can tae care of these guys." With that he approached the stronghold which, presumably, held the strongest of the Chungians and their leader. He'd need a few to help him, who'd hopefully spot the Supreme Chancellor Grand Poobah's entry into Chung's stronghold.

Nix
06/12/2005 9:31 AM


Eh. I hope you realize I am a rogue member loosely allied with the revolution." she called through the megaphone.
"Though now lobbying for a cease-fire."

"Of course I do! But stopping the fight is more important than whos with who isn't it?" He yells back to AvA.

Nix then spies The_Bard
"Dammit! Stupid druncken Canadians! Perish!" Nix begins a Tater-Tot barrage on The_Bard

Avenging_Angel
06/12/2005 9:36 AM


"Of course I do! But stopping the fight is more important than whos with who isn't it?" He yells back to AvA.


"Just making sure."
"So, right....CEASE FIRE EVERYBODY! I mean......can't we talk this out?"
AvA, still standing on the fortress wall with her megaphone in hand scanned the battlefield.
"Well?"

Alanded
06/12/2005 9:54 AM


"Well?"



"Hmm... seems to have fallen quiet here..." Alanded trudges up towards them.

Avenging_Angel
06/12/2005 10:35 AM


"Hmm... seems to have fallen quiet here..." Alanded trudges up towards them.


"Yeah, no kidding." AvA replied.
"Looks like we have a lull in the war. So, right, cease-fire? I mean...be honest...do you REALLY want to have to run the realm of Consortium? Huh?"

Nix
06/12/2005 10:39 AM

"hmmm...uh, I guess the whole things over then? So..who won?."

Nix walks to the wall, munching on a Tot.

"Ahhh...not again!"

Spits it out as he takes cover from the resulting cheese blast.

Avenging_Angel
06/12/2005 10:54 AM


"hmmm...uh, I guess the whole things over then? So..who won?."

Nix walks to the wall, munching on a Tot.

"Yeah, I guess. Nobody, but I mean, how could they? The Revolutionaries outnumber the Loyalists, but the Chung is almighty."
AvA sat down on the wall, pilfering one of Nix's tots, kicking away a drugged koala.


(credits for the picture to the awesome FLCL site http://mabase.agefive.com/html/haruko.html)

"Ahhh...not again!"

Spits it out as he takes cover from the resulting cheese blast.


AvA looked up, and quickly spat out her tot.
"Blargh! Doesn't anybody have any normal food around here...jeez."
A bag of nacho-flavored chips magically appeared beside her, and she started munching on them.

Nix
06/12/2005 11:00 AM

"Hah! I have food, somewhere."

*searches pockets*

"Ahah! Lint, real food" Proceeds to munch.

eswiftfire
06/12/2005 11:16 AM



...A chill, wind blew across the battlefield as the black clad form of Arandur coalesced from the shadows, his eyes burning with malevolence and dark cloak drinking in the light. In his dark hand he bore the ancient lobster who drunkenly slurred the Frech national anthem as it hungered for the soft fleshy bits of revolutionary genitalia.

Knowing that his eldritch weapon would be sorely hungered against foes like this, the Bearer of Emperor Chung's swear-word jar stalked across the scarred earth searching for miscreants to spank with his cranky, french crustacean...


Alanded, having decided that Avenging Angel can take care of herself, moves to intercept Arandur.

"Halt!" He commanded, then swung the gigantic trout standard of the revolution in a downward arc, redefining the word smackdown as the fish thumped wetly onto the ground with the smacking force of a MOAB.


"How bizarre." Eliar remarked. "I thought Arandur was on our side. Oh well, good luck Alanded. If you need help, I'll be here to make the latest lame-ass pop references to the most beloved Australian celebrities. Otherwise, if you can't go on, just pretend to be injured and sneak away like our finest tennis player, Mark Phillopousis... or whatever his name is. Argh."

Avenging_Angel
06/12/2005 12:16 PM


"Hah! I have food, somewhere."

*searches pockets*

"Ahah! Lint, real food" Proceeds to munch.


AvA stared at him.
"That can't be sanitary. Here, have some nachos." she held the bag out to him.

ogianres
06/12/2005 1:15 PM

Shorty's eyes begin to droop. He was still waiting with his paddle for the man with the trout to strike. I wonder what's gonna happen in the war. He let out a great yawn, and fell down face first into the dirt, snoring loudly.

Avenging_Angel
06/12/2005 1:31 PM


He let out a great yawn, and fell down face first into the dirt, snoring loudly.


AvA quickly popped out a magic marker and doodled a cap'n morgan on the sleeping man.
"Hehe. Couldn't resist."

DarkMistress
06/12/2005 2:28 PM

Mistress walked over to Nix and AvA, "Well if this just don't beat all! I get all dressed up in my outfit and I didn't even get to kick anyone's arse!"

Sitting down next to AvA, "Hey maybe we can put makeup on him and paint his nails too!" Mistress said with a wicked smile and then pulled out a big bag. "Since we are at a cease fire, does anyone want any popcorn?"

Avenging_Angel
06/12/2005 3:26 PM


Mistress walked over to Nix and AvA, "Well if this just don't beat all! I get all dressed up in my outfit and I didn't even get to kick anyone's arse!"


AvA shrugged.
"At least nobody tore your outfit or something in the fighting."



Sitting down next to AvA, "Hey maybe we can put makeup on him and paint his nails too!" Mistress said with a wicked smile and then pulled out a big bag. "Since we are at a cease fire, does anyone want any popcorn?"


AvA grinned evilly.
"Good idea. You wouldn't happen to have hot pink nail polish in there, would you?"
She eyed the popcorn.
"No, thanks."

Lunitari0
06/12/2005 4:25 PM

Luni dodged the paddle that had been thrown up her way, deftly tossing it back on the field. She then when a bit nuts targeting every Loyalist she saw with the trout bow, not even watching if they were hitting or not.

Out of breath, she realized the battle field was amost dead silent. Was it over? Or just a cease fire?

Coming down of the cliff, she sat with DM and AvA.

Nix
06/12/2005 5:42 PM

*Graps Nachos and has a lint and nacho sandwich*

"Hey, didn't somebody shoot trout at me?" Realizing that there are in fact two sharp trout sticking out of his ass "Gahhh! OWOWOWOWOW!"

Pillage
06/12/2005 5:57 PM

"Snacking with the enemy. Ironic."
The quiet, still-burning RPGC now housed the odd trippin' koala, armed with marshmallows. Pillage helped them toast their snacks on the 'most entertaining thing you did today' thread. Forgetting about the stronghold for now, but watching every exit. After a moment he shrugged and joined the others.
"The marshmallows have arrived. But, in this ceasefire, I think we should make one thing certain." He paused for effect. "We win."

DarkMistress
06/12/2005 6:22 PM


"Hey, didn't somebody shoot trout at me?" Realizing that there are in fact two sharp trout sticking out of his ass "Gahhh! OWOWOWOWOW!"


"Oh sorry about that darlin! Let me help you out...."Mistress walks over to Nix and pulls both trouts out of his ass, "There you go, all better. Didn't hurt too much, did it? Oh but you better clean those wounds because those stinky fish sure can cause a nasty infection."

The_Bard
06/13/2005 1:01 AM

Bard looks around, seeing the resting troops, and assumes the fighting was over... for now.

"Damn! I didn't even get to call upon my infamous mount. Just you wait 'til my exams are over!" he waves a hockey stick at any enemies left. Seeing his threat go unnoticed, "Anybody want some beer?" he offered pulling a can from his belt.

eswiftfire
06/14/2005 1:57 AM


"The marshmallows have arrived. But, in this ceasefire, I think we should make one thing certain." He paused for effect. "We win."


"Yeah, we did." Eliar said. "What an easy victory. I'm so utterly disappointed. Let's watch Big Brother together, my dears."

Pillage
06/15/2005 1:55 AM


"Yeah, we did." Eliar said. "What an easy victory. I'm so utterly disappointed. Let's watch Big Brother together, my dears."

Pillage nodded. "The only reason it doesn't absolutely suck, is because they haven't kicked Tim out. And since he'll probably win, I guess it'll continue to dominate my attention."
With that he lifted the battle standard, which had mysteriously turned to a herring, and smashed Chung's stronghold. The hallmark of his power destroyed, The Revolution had practically won in a mighty swipe of powergaming. The only thing stopping them was the ceasefire.
As the last brick fell, Pillage's head spontaneously combusted. How would this affect his skill as a warrior and faction leader? Who knows.

eswiftfire
06/15/2005 10:21 AM


Pillage nodded. "The only reason it doesn't absolutely suck, is because they haven't kicked Tim out. And since he'll probably win, I guess it'll continue to dominate my attention."
With that he lifted the battle standard, which had mysteriously turned to a herring, and smashed Chung's stronghold. The hallmark of his power destroyed, The Revolution had practically won in a mighty swipe of powergaming. The only thing stopping them was the ceasefire.
As the last brick fell, Pillage's head spontaneously combusted. How would this affect his skill as a warrior and faction leader? Who knows.


"Hm. It's either Tim or the Logans who will last. Though I think the Logans have a better chance." Eliar said, conjuring a large TV and placing it before anyone interested to watch 'Big Brother'.

Avenging_Angel
06/15/2005 1:48 PM


The only thing stopping them was the ceasefire.


AvA, who had caused the ceasefire indirectly, smirked. Now she was both a turncoat to loyalists and revolutionaries, albeit indirectly.

"Mm, Marshmallows!" she set a handy koala on fire and stuck marshmallows on the end of her fireproof guitar and started roasting.

Lunitari0
06/15/2005 2:20 PM

Luni grabbed some marshmallows as well, and started toasting them. "Burnt is best." she said with an evil smirk. When her snack was burnt completely back, she materalized her spellbook, The Magic of Trout, and started to read while she ate.

Nix
06/15/2005 4:54 PM

"Pah! Marshmellows with Tater-Tots are far more impressive than burnt ones." slapps a Tot between two Marshmellows.

"Don't worry, this one won't explode. I hope."

Munch

"Ah! Normal."

BOMF!

"Ohhhh...Indegestion!"

Pillage
06/16/2005 4:38 AM

The flaming koala yelped around beside Pillage. He'd join the marshmalow-fest, but he had no head, which denied him motor functions of any sort. He probably wouldn't be moving any time soon.

[B]OOC:[/B]
Aight yo', I'm outi.

Avenging_Angel
06/18/2005 10:51 PM

AvA grinned.

"Well, thanks for a good time guys! Not to mention I now have some great ideas for some alien revolutionaries in a story....methinks they'll be armed with various aquatic lifeforms and based out of australia...heh."

She continued munching on marshmallows.

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