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Aeramae
03/23/2005 5:25 PM

The arena was quietly filling up with a few spectators. It was a brand new facility, full of state of the art equipment. Except for the fighting pit itself. That particular design was strictly old school. Dirt floor, spikes on the walls, the works.

In the center of the ring, a buxom red head stood, a clipboard in hand. She shook out her hair, and tapped the side of the clipboard with a pencil.

"Will the first combatant please step forward," Straea called.

eswiftfire
03/23/2005 6:14 PM

A king dressed in extravagant pink stepped forward. "I am King Ai Mer Beech von Marderfarker from the exotic regions of Cuntonia! And I shall make my combatants suffer great pain and die!"

Alanded
03/24/2005 1:57 AM

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A king dressed in extravagant pink stepped forward. "I am King Ai Mer Beech von Marderfarker from the exotic regions of Cuntonia! And I shall make my combatants suffer great pain and die!"

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A fluffy and cute bunny hops out of the opposing gate, twitching its nose nervously.

OOC: Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Mwaha.

eswiftfire
03/24/2005 7:32 AM

"I do not fear death!" King Marderfarker said, ripping off from another rather famous king. "And I shall smite you, vile rabbit!"

Saying that, the Marderfarking King dashed forward, pulled out his enchanted sword from between his legs and started attacking wildly.

Alanded
03/24/2005 7:52 AM


"I do not fear death!" King Marderfarker said, ripping off from another rather famous king. "And I shall smite you, vile rabbit!"

Saying that, the Marderfarking King dashed forward, pulled out his enchanted sword from between his legs and started attacking wildly.


Then the rabbit leapt for the king's throat, teeth gnashing crazily as it cleared the 15 meters between them in a single mighty bound, and suddenly there is blood flying through the air...

"Reload and fire!!!" Colonel Jerkemoff said from his vantage point high in the spectator stands. The crack team of Cuntonian snipers fired volley after volley off rubber pellets into the rabbit until they were sure it was well and truly unconscious.

"HAH! My liege, once again, I have saved you from a horrible death! I rushed here as soon as I could and I am glad that I am not too late!!!"

eswiftfire
03/24/2005 7:55 AM


"HAH! My liege, once again, I have saved you from a horrible death! I rushed here as soon as I could and I am glad that I am not too late!!!"


"You have done well, Colonel, saving me from my gruesome fate." King Marderfarker answered. "And thus, I won."

Walking towards the unconscious form of the rabbit, the flamboyant king bowed his head in respect. "Vile you may be, rabbit, but you have fought well. From now on, I will prohibit my people from eating your kin... except on Wednesdays, that is."

Alanded
03/24/2005 7:58 AM


Walking towards the unconscious form of the rabbit, the flamboyant king bowed his head in respect. "Vile you may be, rabbit, but you have fought well. From now on, I will prohibit my people from eating your kin... except on Wednesdays, that is."



"Why not on Wednesdays as well, my liege? askedd Jerkemoff, who had heroically tripped and fallen down multiple flights of steps in his haste to appear before his king, which had speeded up his arrival by a good deal.

eswiftfire
03/24/2005 8:35 AM

"Because I want to eat rabbits on Wednesdays." King Ai Mer Beech replied simply. "Anyway, bring me my next challenger!"

Aeramae
03/24/2005 8:35 AM

Straea shook her head, the hand holding the pencil on her forhead, the other on her hip. She sighed, and looked at the two before her.

"I'm sorry, it's my fault I wasn't more clear on this," she said. "When I asked for people to step forward, I meant so I could take names down, and pair them up with an opponent. Now we've wasted a perfectly good rabbit slaying, and with only 20 people to watch."

A small smattering was heard from the growing crowd, and then silence was heard from the stands once more.

Alanded
03/24/2005 8:44 AM


"I'm sorry, it's my fault I wasn't more clear on this," she said. "When I asked for people to step forward, I meant so I could take names down, and pair them up with an opponent. Now we've wasted a perfectly good rabbit slaying, and with only 20 people to watch."


"Aha! Stand back my liege. I, Colonel Ivan Thu Jerkemoff the 14th of the 1st Regiment of the Royal Cuntonian Lancers, shall take care of any common wastrel that dares to challenge you!" Colonel Jerkemoff said as he took a step forward to stand protectively in front of his king while drawing his sword

-and slipped on a conveniently placed banana peel, almost impaling Marderfarker with his blade as he flailed about to regain his balance.

eswiftfire
03/24/2005 8:56 AM

"Traitorous scum dog!" Marderfarker shrieked as he sidestepped from the colonel's blade. "You DARE challenge me? After how 13 generations of Jerkemoffs have been serving the Marderfarkers? I shall smite thee!"

Turning to Straea, red-faced with anger, he asked.

"Well, milady, is this another match for me?"

Alanded
03/24/2005 5:23 PM


"Traitorous scum dog!" Marderfarker shrieked as he sidestepped from the colonel's blade. "You DARE challenge me? After how 13 generations of Jerkemoffs have been serving the Marderfarkers? I shall smite thee!"

Turning to Straea, red-faced with anger, he asked.

"Well, milady, is this another match for me?"


"Noooooo!!! My liege!!! 'Tis a misunderstanding!!!!" The good colonel said, as he stepped forward frantically and slipped on the same banana peel again, almost taking his king's head of with an errant swing of his blade.

Aeramae
03/27/2005 8:31 AM

"Whoa!" Straea cried, ducking as the blade flew in it's wide, errant arc. "Okay, I think you need to sit down for awhile."

She waved her hand, and two slaves scurried out, each carrying a chair. One, for the colonel, and the other, a bright, flashy pink, for the king.

"There, both of you sit. Now, if you want, you may fight each other. But," Straea looked back at the growing crowd, and then at the two before her, "you have to go back and get ready. We'll have your costumes waiting for you. Is this good for both of you?"

eswiftfire
03/27/2005 10:05 AM

"Costumes? Very well, I shall smite you after I wear my costume, no costumes in this world will calm me from my white-hot wrath." The king declared.

Alanded
03/27/2005 4:34 PM


"Costumes? Very well, I shall smite you after I wear my costume, no costumes in this world will calm me from my white-hot wrath." The king declared.


"But it was a mistaaaaaaaaake!!!!" Jerkemoff wailed.

eswiftfire
03/27/2005 7:26 PM

"Cuntonia is a nation of discipline and control! One tiny mistake will lead to its downfall easily. Therefore, we have no room for mistakes! Not a single one! Nada! Lalala! Nada!" King Ai Mer Beech said.

Alanded
03/28/2005 3:57 AM


"Cuntonia is a nation of discipline and control! One tiny mistake will lead to its downfall easily. Therefore, we have no room for mistakes! Not a single one! Nada! Lalala! Nada!" King Ai Mer Beech said.


"What about the time your Majesty mistook the Vajainel ambassador's soup bowl for a chamberpot and relieved yourself in it?"

Black_Plague
03/28/2005 5:56 PM

A figure walked out of the crowd. It looked normal save for the fact it was walking on its hand. And that it's feet and hands had somehow switched places. Which was weird. So the man was ass over teakettle. And dragging a pink feather duster in its left.. uh.... foot. Of course, why stop there. He was a midget too. Wearing a dishtowel like a kilt. Which didnt bode well for the fact he was upside down.

"'Es gotchoo dere King Beech of the Universe."

The midget began juggling the feather duster and a pepsi product rubber ball.

eswiftfire
03/28/2005 6:16 PM



"Cuntonia is a nation of discipline and control! One tiny mistake will lead to its downfall easily. Therefore, we have no room for mistakes! Not a single one! Nada! Lalala! Nada!" King Ai Mer Beech said.


"What about the time your Majesty mistook the Vajainel ambassador's soup bowl for a chamberpot and relieved yourself in it?"


"Bah. I did THAT in purpose." King Marderfarker said. "To show them what I think of their country."

Black_Plague
03/28/2005 8:28 PM

"I peed in a soup bowl once. But, it was my own. So I switched my friend's for it and ran away."

The midget promptyl fell on his ass laughing.

Alanded
03/29/2005 12:24 AM


"I peed in a soup bowl once. But, it was my own. So I switched my friend's for it and ran away."

The midget promptyl fell on his ass laughing.



"My liege, this midget disrespects thee. See? He who is of common blood is dressed even more fashionably than us two cuntonian nobles. I say we should remedy the situation by teaching him to dress according to his station."

eswiftfire
03/29/2005 12:24 AM


"I peed in a soup bowl once. But, it was my own. So I switched my friend's for it and ran away."


"Ah yes," King Ai Mer Beech, who overheard the midget, nodded. "My Pea Nurse did the same thing as well. No, I said, PEA NURSE, as in, P-E-A N-U-R-S-E. She's tiny as a pea, thus we call her the Pea Nurse."

eswiftfire
03/29/2005 12:26 AM



"I peed in a soup bowl once. But, it was my own. So I switched my friend's for it and ran away."

The midget promptyl fell on his ass laughing.



"My liege, this midget disrespects thee. See? He who is of common blood is dressed even more fashionably than us two cuntonian nobles. I say we should remedy the situation by teaching him to dress according to his station."


"Very well, I shall talk about my Pea Nurse later. For now, I shall educate you, midget!" The flamboyant king said, as he had gotten used to listening to the Colonel.

Alanded
03/29/2005 12:32 AM


"Very well, I shall talk about my Pea Nurse later. For now, I shall educate you, midget!" The flamboyant king said, as he had gotten used to listening to the Colonel.


"Excellent. All we need is for the referee to bring us our magnificent costumes and signal the match!" Jerkemoff said.

Lowering his voice, the colonel added conspiratorially, "My liege,I've bribed the aides to steal away the midgets clothes and replace them with common pants and a tunic while he is in costume. He shall leave the arena dressed in the tasteless garb befitting his rank. Mwaha."

Aeramae
03/29/2005 8:24 AM

Straea motioned for three costumes to be brought out. A slave came out, carrying three bags. Straea snatched them out of the slaves hands, and sent him away with the wave of a hand.

"Let's see, what do we have here," she muttered, rifling through the first bag. "Ah, this must be for Marderfarker!"

She pulled out a very flashy, sparkly, pink Elvis costume, complete with sunglasses, wig, and boots. She handed it to the king, and smiled.

"It's only fitting for a king to wear this costume," she said. "Now, this one must be for the colonel."

From the second bag she pulled out a Colonel Sanders costume, this one complete with wig, eyeglasses, and a cane. She handed it to Jerkemoff.

"That must mean this last one is for the midget," she said. "Hm, looks like he'll be finished dressing first."

From the third bag came out a Tarzan-like loin cloth, and nothing else. Grimacing in disgust, she threw it at the midget, and then wiped her hands off on one of the bags.

"Ugh, that's going to be disgusting," she muttered. "Okay, so it looks like our first fight will be between the midget, and The King. Jerkemoff, I'll need you to sit with me on the sidelines for this fight. Once the two combatants are ready, then we can begin!"

Alanded
03/29/2005 2:55 PM


"It's only fitting for a king to wear this costume," she said. "Now, this one must be for the colonel."

From the second bag she pulled out a Colonel Sanders costume, this one complete with wig, eyeglasses, and a cane. She handed it to Jerkemoff.



"....WHAT? THIS IS MY COSTUME?" Jerkemoff shrieked in disbelief. "It's.... so common. How about a crotchless leather toga instead? Or an armoured G string studded with emeralds and complete with matching gold plated gimp mask? Or maybe even just a tastefully placed leaf or two?" He grumbled as he changed into the suit.

"If the waterboy comes up to me for no apparent reason, I'm going to shoot him." He added under his breath, as he took his designated seat on the sidelines.


"Go kick his ass my king! And watch out for the banana peels!" Then he looked at Straea. "Maybe I could swap costumes with you?" He suggested, eyeing the glittery dress, which was the height of fashion in the Cuntonian court right now.

Black_Plague
03/29/2005 5:53 PM

The midget pulled the loin cloth on, which promptly took the same position as his last article of clothing.

"This is so silky, I think my brother has one like it."

The midget began throwing bannana peels left right and center. And promptly fell on his ass. Again. Where his feather duster landed in his mouth. The midget hopped up and extracted the duster.

"Ok, uh, your on."

eswiftfire
03/29/2005 6:38 PM

King Ai Mer Beech, dressed in his Elvis costume, prepared his kung fu stance. Then, with battle cry, he charged towards the midget, stepped on one of the banana peels, and fell flat on his face.

"Ow." Came a muffled cry.

Black_Plague
03/29/2005 8:49 PM

The midget sat (with the correct end) on Ai Mer Beech and sharted (yes sharted) all over the wig, soiling it.

"OOOH that felt good."

The midget hopped up and ran around Ai Mer Beech, waving his feather duster in a little circle. He promptly Fell on his ass. Because of the bannana peel on the ground that Ai Mer Beech had fell on.

eswiftfire
03/30/2005 1:45 AM

"..." Ai Mer Beech, whose head was completely covered with the midget's poop, reacted. Obviously unconscious.

Alanded
03/30/2005 2:12 AM


"..." Ai Mer Beech, whose head was completely covered with the midget's poop, reacted. Obviously unconscious.


"Noooooo!!!! My King! I shall avenge thee!" Jerkemoff was already signalling to the Cuntonian Sniper Team, who were falling into position from the audience stand and unshouldering their rifles.

Black_Plague
03/30/2005 3:55 PM

"EEEEEEK!"

The midget began running around in little circles trying to avoid the bullets. One shot past his right hand, another punched a hole through his feather duster (releasing a great cloud of dust).

"SO MUCH FOR ONE ON ONE!"

Alanded
03/30/2005 8:59 PM


"EEEEEEK!"

The midget began running around in little circles trying to avoid the bullets. One shot past his right hand, another punched a hole through his feather duster (releasing a great cloud of dust).

"SO MUCH FOR ONE ON ONE!"


"Hah!" Jerkemoff hah'd in a haughty manner. "You are not worth duelling. Besides, what kind of weapons are a feather dusty and banana peels?"

"Watch where you shoot! Don't hit the King!" He called back towards the snipers, as he sat back down in his chair and began polishing his Colonel Sanders glasses, which he didn't wear because looking through them gave him a horrible headache.

Alanded
03/30/2005 9:02 PM


"Watch where you shoot! Don't hit the King!" He called back towards the snipers, as he sat back down in his chair and began polishing his Colonel Sanders glasses, which he didn't wear because looking through them gave him a horrible headache.


"Don't worry, I'm safe behind here." A man with a greying cowlick said from where he was sorting through the records in the audio mixing booth. He hummed a few bars from "Heartbreak Hotel" as he worked.

kingrunite17
03/31/2005 9:34 AM

A tall mysterious figure in a grey cloak came striding in.
he walked to the middle of the arena saying, who will challenge me to a fight?

[Edited by kingrunite17 on Thursday, March 31, 2005 9:36 AM]

Alanded
03/31/2005 1:03 PM


A tall mysterious figure in a grey cloak came striding in.
he walked to the middle of the arena saying, who will challenge me to a fight?


"What?" Colonel Jerkomoff said as he saw the man standing in the middle of the arena. "How dare he interrupt my avenging ritual! Oy YOU!!! I'll fight you once the midget dies!!!"

Meanwhile, the Cuntonian Snipers continue to shoot at the midget with the sort of precision matched only by Imperial Storm troopers, the explosive tipped bullets whining past the midget to smack harmlessly into the foreheads of various innocent bystanders in the audience stand, resulting in their instant and bloody death.

"Hey, do you think we should actually just try to hit him?" One sniper asked another.

"Nah. If we do our job, the colonel will make us leave for home cos he's too stingy to pay for popcorn and drinks for the rest of the fights. Hell, he even had us sneak in through the back door because he didn't want to buy us tickets!"

Black_Plague
03/31/2005 5:46 PM

The idget continued yiping, and ancing in little circles around King Ai Mer Beech.

"AAA. AAAAAAA. OH GOD! AAA!"

He tossed a killer banana of gruesome stink at the snipers and the Colonel.

"BREATH DEEP YA BUMS!"

He continued running in little circles and hopping every now and then.

Alanded
03/31/2005 11:58 PM


The idget continued yiping, and ancing in little circles around King Ai Mer Beech.

"AAA. AAAAAAA. OH GOD! AAA!"

He tossed a killer banana of gruesome stink at the snipers and the Colonel.

"BREATH DEEP YA BUMS!"

He continued running in little circles and hopping every now and then.


Somewhere up in the heavens, the midget god must be smiling on the plucky little fighter, cause the stinko projectile hit Jerkenoff right in the face.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Jerkemoff collapsed writhing on the ground, screaming like a little girl. "My eyes!!! My eyes!!! Oh my god.... my fscking eyes!!!!!!!"
_____________

"hey, you think we should help him?" a sniper asked.

"....nah. Let's go grab a beer or something." His buddy replied.

"Yeah, good plan!" A third agreed.

"Let's go!!!!"


And so, the remaining representatives for the Kingdom of Cuntonia went on a grand quest through the massive stadium for beer and easy women, leaving the midget victorius upon the field of battle, standing tall over his vanquished foes.

Aeramae
04/01/2005 6:38 AM

"Great, well, let's get this cleaned up, and we'll have the next fight be between the midget and the new guy," Straea declared.

eswiftfire
04/01/2005 7:41 PM

Eliar Swiftfire appeared with a POOF! among the spectators and cheered at the downfall of the Cuntonian Kingdom.

Black_Plague
04/01/2005 11:02 PM

The midget looked around as evryone fell or left.

"Wicked."

He danced on Ai Mer Beech's body for a few second then did the polka to his own tune.

Alanded
04/03/2005 3:02 AM


The midget looked around as evryone fell or left.

"Wicked."

He danced on Ai Mer Beech's body for a few second then did the polka to his own tune.


"This is boring." Someone said to Somebody. "Let's see another fight!!!"

"Yeah!!! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGH!" The crowd chanted, eagerly awaiting a new challenger to take on this fearsomely lethal midget.

kingrunite17
04/05/2005 9:11 AM

So, said the mysterious man. This is my challenger? ok little midget this will be an interesting fight> (the man throes of his cloak!) he is a half elve. come midget i will fight you.

Black_Plague
04/05/2005 6:06 PM

The midget threw a bannana peel at the half-elf.

"WHOOP WHOOP, WHEEEE."

The midget flew at the man, swinging the feather duster with his leg/hand.

Alanded
04/06/2005 1:56 AM


The midget threw a bannana peel at the half-elf.

"WHOOP WHOOP, WHEEEE."

The midget flew at the man, swinging the feather duster with his leg/hand.



"YEaaaaaaaahhhh!!! Goooooo MIDGET!!!!" screamed a bunch of female dwarven fans who were waving a gaily coloured cloth banner printed with the words 'Midget PWNS J00 F00!5'

Meanwhile, an opposing camp on the other side of the audience stand had set up a counteer-chant. "DIE MIDGET, DIE!!!!"

eswiftfire
04/06/2005 2:42 AM


"YEaaaaaaaahhhh!!! Goooooo MIDGET!!!!" screamed a bunch of female dwarven fans who were waving a gaily coloured cloth banner printed with the words 'Midget PWNS J00 F00!5'

Meanwhile, an opposing camp on the other side of the audience stand had set up a counteer-chant. "DIE MIDGET, DIE!!!!"


"I don't even know who to support. Maybe the half-elf. Yeah, he's the underdog anyway. GO HALF-ELF!" Eliar shouted.

eswiftfire
04/09/2005 1:39 PM

After long moments of screaming and shouting and cheering, Eliar's voice went completely hoarse. Quietly, he wondered when will the half-elf ever make his next move.

SoaringEagle
04/09/2005 3:40 PM

A portal, high up above the arena, appeared. For awhile it just stayed there and suddenly disappeared, leaving a monk in its place. "What the..." Was all Jiroku could say before he was hurdling downwards at incredible speeds. "This is going to hurt..." Jiroku said as he saw the arena coming closer and closer.

"Watch out below!" Jiroku said as he plummeted down even faster now. Then he landed on a spiky haired mage. "Wow, I really thought I was going to die." Jiroku got up and brushed himself off.

He then looked around and his faced drop. "What!?I thought I was going to the place with all the really hot chicks! Where are the hot chicks!" Jiroku said as he began to stomp on something beneath his feet.

He then looked down at his feet and realized that he was stomping on the spiky haired mage that he had landed on. "Oops, my bad."

Black_Plague
04/09/2005 10:38 PM

The midget(OOC: Yes thats his name) was busy rolling around on his arse laughing at the spiky haired fellow.

"Thats funny."

He was waiting for the abdsent half elf to twitch again.

eswiftfire
04/10/2005 2:54 AM


The midget(OOC: Yes thats his name) was busy rolling around on his arse laughing at the spiky haired fellow.

"Thats funny."

He was waiting for the abdsent half elf to twitch again.


"You and I. We'll fight next." Eliar, who was pissed off, said to Jiroku.

Alanded
04/10/2005 3:56 AM


"You and I. We'll fight next." Eliar, who was pissed off, said to Jiroku.



"10 to 1 odds shrimp-boy gets knocked out in the first five minutes!" One spectator said, glancing at Eliar.

eswiftfire
04/14/2005 6:30 AM



"You and I. We'll fight next." Eliar, who was pissed off, said to Jiroku.



"10 to 1 odds shrimp-boy gets knocked out in the first five minutes!" One spectator said, glancing at Eliar.


"What? You called me a shrimp-boy who is so insignificant that I have to be viewed via a microscope?" Eliar shook his fist at the person.

Alanded
04/15/2005 1:39 AM


"What? You called me a shrimp-boy who is so insignificant that I have to be viewed via a microscope?" Eliar shook his fist at the person.



"No. I called you a shrimp-boy who is tinier than the eye of a three-legged hairy wood louse from my homeland of Tiki-tiki-wakolukia." The spectator shouted back.

eswiftfire
04/15/2005 7:47 PM


"No. I called you a shrimp-boy who is tinier than the eye of a three-legged hairy wood louse from my homeland of Tiki-tiki-wakolukia." The spectator shouted back.


"Why you..." Eliar ran towards the spectator. "I shall cast a spell on you that will make you so small that you'll make the eye of a three-legged hairy wood louse from your homeland of Tiki-tiki-wakolukia look as big as a planet!"

Alanded
04/15/2005 11:49 PM


"Why you..." Eliar ran towards the spectator. "I shall cast a spell on you that will make you so small that you'll make the eye of a three-legged hairy wood louse from your homeland of Tiki-tiki-wakolukia look as big as a planet!"


"Hah. I am a priest of Moolooroo-looroo, she of the Divinely Fat Ass, and Guardian Protector of the Sacred Salsa Dip and Holy TV Remote! I fart in your general direction!!!"

With that, the priest of Moolooroo-looroo turned around and let rip with an almighty gaseous emission that was both strong in scent as well as force.

eswiftfire
04/16/2005 7:59 AM


"Hah. I am a priest of Moolooroo-looroo, she of the Divinely Fat Ass, and Guardian Protector of the Sacred Salsa Dip and Holy TV Remote! I fart in your general direction!!!"

With that, the priest of Moolooroo-looroo turned around and let rip with an almighty gaseous emission that was both strong in scent as well as force.


It was once said that Eliar Swiftfire was the most powerful mage of his generation, some said that he was quite possibly one of the most powerful mages ever lived. Becoming the High Magister during the War by violently ousting his predecessor, ruling over all wizards in his world for a short period of time, even before the age of twenty, he already had the makings of becoming a legend, already, his name was beginning to appear in some history books. Then, mysteriously, halfway during the War, he disappeared from his world. His administration barely lasted more than a month. His legacy... there wasn't much to say about his legacy, since he didn't know what happened in his homeworld since then. Probably, to many, he was a former prodigy who never had the chance to fulfill his own potential.

Regardless of all these, despite his former greatness, Eliar could not handle against such a mighty fart.

"Ugh."

He passed out immediately.

Alanded
04/16/2005 6:45 PM


He passed out immediately.


"Hah!" The priest hah'd in contempt, before doing a victory dance. Then he noticed the fart had also incapacitated everyone else nearby, including his fellow Moolooroo-looroo worshippers.

"Uh oh!" The priest said as security came running in his direction. He hiked up his robes and began fleeing in the opposite direction.

SoaringEagle
04/21/2005 3:46 PM

"..." Jiroku was baffled. Not only had he been sent to the wrong place, he had to fight Eliar. Though he was relieved when the priest had incapacitated Eliar. "Well lets see what potential we have here shall we?"

Jiroku clapped his hands together and began to search for hot chicks. He found two girls sitting next to each other, and well lets just say they had very appeasing bodies. "Did it hurt when you two fell from heaven?" Jiroku said as he sat in between the two.

The two girls sighed heavely and turned towards Jiroku. They smiled and Jiroku actually thought it was going well. Until they started to pound the living crap out of him.

Alanded
04/23/2005 2:49 AM


The two girls sighed heavely and turned towards Jiroku. They smiled and Jiroku actually thought it was going well. Until they started to pound the living crap out of him.


"Hah!" The priest of Moolooroo-looroo hah'd contemptously. "You have all the charm of an eight-legged man-eating drool-spitter from the swamp of Ssteenk'i Far't."

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