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Chaotic_Wolf_Anthro
03/16/2005 6:04 AM

Athos stepped forward out of the barred doors. He raises his hands in the air; the crowd erupts with cheering and satisfaction of the upcoming fight.

The desert winds pick up sand off the ground churning them in the air. Laying them gentle in Athoses hair and on his shoulder.

His piercing blue eyes gaze into his opponents through the other barred door at the end of the arena.

“YEAAHHH!!!”, the crowd cries out.

Dark_Elf57
03/16/2005 10:04 AM

Hie opponent then slams his way through the doors wanting to kill. Hidekio was ready, he was always ready. Ready with his Bastard sword. He just wanted to kill. All he thought about was killing. Killing was his job. He was a killer. Not an assassian, murderour, not even a hitman, he was just a killer. KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL!!!!!

Chaotic_Wolf_Anthro
03/16/2005 1:29 PM

(OOC: post your stats in the OOC page)

IN: Drawing his short sword feeling this guy might acutually be able to back up what he is ranting about.

"Ok, but I am sorry I am going to be the one killing around here!" he beckoned through the arena as the crowd erupted again in ravenous cheering. Channeling his energy he begind to transform if it is necssary.

"Begin!" chants the crowd as Athos charges at his opponent with incredible speed.

Alanded
03/19/2005 3:26 AM


"Begin!" chants the crowd as Athos charges at his opponent with incredible speed.


However, before the fight can actually continue, a shower of sparklies suddenly stream down from the sky.

"Ah ah ah!" A voice from the heavens says chidingly. Something purple descends from the sky on fluffy white clouds, smiling a horrible smile.

"Kids, its not good to fight! Let's sing a song instead!" Barney the purple dinosaur said.

"You love me, I love you, we all love each other..."

People in the front row seats begin to twitch and spasm, while blood pours from their eyes, ears, nostrils, and mouths. Some mewl softly for mercy, while others scrabble weakly to escape the horrible song of friendship and love, but it is too late...

"We are so happy, so happy and g-"

In a final desperate bid to preserve their sanity, everyone's head implodes simultaneously, creating a vacuum force so great that everything within a hundred miles is sucked in to fill the void. Meanwhile, the sheer psychic agony of their deaths sweeps across the cosmic plane, knocking comets off their orbits on a harmless collision course for towns called Midgar.

Somewhere on a blue white planet named Earth, a woman named Jean Grey has horrible nightmares and develops a phobia for karaoke and children's programming.

And on a space station in the middle of space, a guy in dark robes pauses in the middle of voiding his bowels in the Imperial Toilet. "I sense a great disturbance in the force... as if a hundred thousand souls just perished in great agony. Vader!!!! Have you been playing with the Death Star beam while I was away????"

eswiftfire
03/19/2005 6:06 PM

And the world rejoices.

The End

Dark_Elf57
03/24/2005 2:55 PM

Hidekio was ready. he unsheathed his katana. getting into a blockng stance, he would his adversary to make the first move.

Alanded
03/26/2005 3:23 AM

I'm tired about all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want -an adorable pancreas?

Jean Kerr, The Snake has all the Lines, 1958

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

Groucho Marx

Alanded
03/26/2005 3:24 AM


Hidekio was ready. he unsheathed his katana. getting into a blockng stance, he would his adversary to make the first move.



OOC: Uhm... Dark Elf, I think you got the wrong thread. There are two threads with the same name. You want the other one, I think. The one that is still alive. :D

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