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Joe_Ghostbuster
08/31/2000 7:10 AM

A giant blimp lies in the center of the town.
Near it is a small booth and a sign which says:
THE EARTH TOUR! A wonderful trip to a strange place!
In the booth sits a bored looking woman.Above her another sign says: Pay here, liftoff in 10 minutes.
(OOC:This is a round the world trip to earth.Bring your characters fast,becuase we lift of in 10!)
(BTW:There's a tour guide inside the Blimp.)
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Joe Ghostbuster,Founder of the 'Round the earth tour'-"I'll make millions!"

Quiralanthalasa
08/31/2000 8:16 AM

An elf woman walks by and it seems that she has nothing special to do. Seeing the small booth with that sign she stops, staring at it in wonder.

"Earth Tour..." she says, "what is an earth... and what do I have to pay for it?" she asks the bored woman.
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Joe_Ghostbuster
08/31/2000 8:25 AM

The woman stops chewing her gum long enough to answer.
"100 dollars darling, which is about 50 silver pieces here."
The woman resumes chewing, and starts to paint her fingernails a strange purple colour.

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Joe Ghostbuster,Founder of the 'Round the earth tour'-"I'll make millions!"

Quiralanthalasa
08/31/2000 8:29 AM

"50 silver pieces... damn... I only have 45...

But what services will I be offered on the tour? That is pretty much money, madam... And where is this place called earth? It must be very special though, if it is worth 50 silver pieces..."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Don't dream your life, live your dream... and be HAPPY!!! ;)

Joe_Ghostbuster
08/31/2000 8:35 AM

"Earth is earth, honey."
"But if you got only 45 peices, I can get you in."
"Us gals gotta stick together, right?"

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Joe Ghostbuster,Founder of the 'Round the earth tour'-"I'll make millions!"

Quiralanthalasa
08/31/2000 9:28 AM

"Ummm... yes..."

*looks around as if searching for somebody then realizes the opened hand of the woman*

"Oh... sorry." *gives her 44 silver pieces*

"Btw... my name is Quira."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Don't dream your life, live your dream... and be HAPPY!!! ;)

The_Hooded_One
09/01/2000 1:55 AM

*Hooded steps into the blimp and approaches the chick with purple fingernails.*

"Hmm, you seem to be the apparent leader in this flying citadel. How much for passage on this vessel?"



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Joe_Ghostbuster
09/01/2000 7:25 AM

"45 silver peices, honey."
The woman walks to the sign and replaces Liftoff in 10 minutes withLiftoff in 5 minutes.

Returning to the booth, the woman starts doing her toenails.
"I'm not the owner, honey, I just work here.The owner is also the guide."

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The_Hooded_One
09/01/2000 7:01 PM

"45 silvers! That's preposterous! I'll wait for your commanding officer thank you. A little 'negotiation' is in order I think."


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Joe_Ghostbuster
09/02/2000 1:18 AM

"Commanding officer?"
"You're funny mister, so I'll let you go on for 44 silver peices, just like the lady here."
"But hurry up, ''cuse we leave in 5 minutes."

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The_Hooded_One
09/02/2000 4:39 AM

"Fine." Snaps Hooded and chucks over 44 silvers bitterly.
"I hear there are many magical items on Earth? I am interested in acquiring projectile weapons with magical properties."

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Quiralanthalasa
09/02/2000 10:40 AM

*pats Hooded on the shoulder*

"Come on, let us not grieve about those 44 silver pieces... I am sure it will be a great tour... I have never been to this strange place called earth, nor did I ever hear about it. I always like to explore new places..."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Don't dream your life, live your dream... and be HAPPY!!! ;)

The_Hooded_One
09/02/2000 6:33 PM

*Hooded turns to the elfmaiden.*

"Yes. I hear they sell magical projectile weapons like hot cakes on Earth. Maybe the 44 silvers will be worth it afterall. My name is Hood by the way. I plan on recouping as much of that coin as possible." Hooded says and walks over to the complimentary bar. Spitting in disgust when he sees all the cheap whines. Turning to the finger nail chick. "What are these metallic things with rings at the top?"



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Joe_Ghostbuster
09/03/2000 5:14 AM

The woman looks up.
"Those are bottle openers, honey."
"But Gawd, I hope more people come, the boss wanted at least three tourists this time."

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The_Hooded_One
09/04/2000 2:50 AM

"Don't expect any additional coin from me." Hooded says icily to the earth woman.

*Hooded looks at the bottle opener confused, but eventually works out it's purpose and cracks open a bottle of wine. Drinking it direct from the bottle.*



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Joe_Ghostbuster
09/04/2000 7:01 AM

The woman gets up.
"All right people, all aboard the Blimp."
Leading Quira and Hooded onto the vessal and into a room with two beds.
"This is your room for the duration of the voyage."
The woman leaves and closes the door behind her.

After she leaves, the Blimp rises in the air.Anyone watching from below can see as it glows for a moment, and then vanishes, starting its voyage through the planes.

Joe_Ghostbuster
09/04/2000 7:10 AM

After a day,ship time, passes, the Blimp appears somewhere in the mists over New York.
Moving out of them like any normal blimp, it lands in the fringes of the great city.
The bump can be felt by all those within the blimp, including its passengers.
Opening the door of Hooded and Quira's room, the orginazer, funder,and all around boss of the 'Round the earth' tour buisness enters.
"Howdy there!I'm Joe, and I'm your tour guide for this trip."
"Please follow me out into the ground."

Quiralanthalasa
09/04/2000 8:05 AM

"Hello Mister Joe. My name is Quira and I for you seem to be the boss here, I want to make a complaint before we leave. I payed 44 silver pieces on this... and I didn't even have a room on my own. I had to share it with a MAN, a stranger..."

*looks at Hood, then back to Joe*

"I want you to return a part of the money I had to pay for this."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Don't dream your life, live your dream... and be HAPPY (or spanked...)!!! ;)

The_Hooded_One
09/04/2000 4:47 PM

"I would like to add to that complaint. Both of us deserve a refund. I had to share a room with a female. An elven female at that." Hooded says, studying the dagger in his hand.

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Quiralanthalasa
09/05/2000 12:59 AM

*feeling insulted in her pride of being a chosen of the Gods, she looks at Hooded*

"What do you mean... "elven"... you say that like you have a problem with it..."

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The_Hooded_One
09/05/2000 3:27 AM

*Hooded grinds his teeth. Desperately trying to retain control.*

"A problem you don't want to know or find out about Elf." Hooded says gratingly.

*Turning to the tour guide.*

"Is it true the city guards of Earth are extremely powerful and have strong anti-murder policies? If it is just a bard's tale and untrue..." Hooded looks at his dagger and then at the elfmaiden.

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Quiralanthalasa
09/05/2000 6:03 AM

"Don't call me Elf! I have a name, my name is QUIRALANTHALASA..."

Then with a soft voice "If you would tell me... maybe we could solve the problem..."

But seeing Hooded's savage glance at her, she quickly stops speaking and steps closer to their tour guide.

"Umm... maybe we could start the tour now???"

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Joe_Ghostbuster
09/05/2000 11:26 AM

Joe isn't really very suprised by the arguing,he'd gone through it many times.
Perking up when he hears the elf lady suggest they start the tour, he stands up from the bed.
"Yes, the tour!"
"Follow me, this way!"
Leading the elf and the human out of the blimp and into the view of New York, one of the largest city's in the world, Joe hopes they won't be dissapointed.
He waits for their response.

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Quiralanthalasa
09/06/2000 12:26 AM

Amazed by the overwhealming sight Quira forgets about the strange man and his dagger for a while.She sees houses - high like towers and like nothing she has ever seen before. And people... so many people... all of them humans, so it seems. And those strange clothes they wear...

She stares open-mouthed as she suddenly realises that all people who are passing by are staring at her in wonder. She turns to Joe.

"What is it? Is something wrong with me?"
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The_Hooded_One
09/06/2000 3:31 AM

*Hooded positions himself behind Quira. Ready for a killing stab, but is suddenly distracted. When the travel party step out into New York. Hooded stares at the skyscrapers in awe.*

"Even Istaar..." Hooded trails off as he takes in the sights. Seeing the people staring mockingly at himself and Quira, Hooded quickly forgets the amazing scenery and grips his dagger tightly. His knuckles turning white from the strain.

"Tour Guide. Why do the natives stare?"



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Joe_Ghostbuster
09/06/2000 4:20 AM

Joe looks at the people, and then luaghs.
"They aren't staring at you, they're staring at me!"
"This is New York,people only stare at normal people here."

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The_Hooded_One
09/07/2000 4:28 AM

"Hmmm." Hooded, mumbles. "So tell me Tour Guide, where do we find the projectile weapon smith? "

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Joe_Ghostbuster
09/08/2000 5:00 AM

"Ah, your interested in big guns..."
"All right, we'll go visit Big Johny Barrel."
After a walk of two hours, in which Quira has to be stopped from giving a drag queen make-up advice and Hooded has to be stopped from killing the driver of a car that honked its horn at him, they arrive at a broken down shop with a large black man at the door.
"So Joe, here to buy some shooters again? And with another freak show behind you, I see."
"Well, get in, Big Johny is free now."
Joe leads Hooded and Quira in.
"This is Big Johny Barrell." he says, pointing at a small chinese man."Big Johny, this man wants to buy some guns from you, with no taxes.
"Ah, no taxes, I see.Come with me, hooded one."
Saying that Big Johny enters another room, Hooded entering behind him.

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Joe Ghostbuster,Founder of the 'Round the earth tour'-"I'll make millions!"

Quiralanthalasa
09/08/2000 10:34 PM

The sensible elf woman feels that something is wrong here and closes her fingers around her own hidden dagger.Slowly she follows the tour guide and her new found enemy in, but stays in the background, ready to react on whatever situation may arise.This Big Johnny Barrell guy looks more than weird and the fact that Hooded wants something from him makes her even more careful. After all - this guy sells WEAPONS, strange looking ones though, but still weapons... And she still remembers Hooded and his obvious dislike towards her...

She just wished she had brought her bow and arrows, but for she originally planned nothing but a shopping tour before she joined earth tour, she had left all of her own weapons except her small dagger with her husband...
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The_Hooded_One
09/09/2000 1:27 AM

*Hooded walks out moments later.*

"Look at this." Hooded says excitedly and points his newly purchased 44 magnum with laser targeting at the wall. A small red dot appears there. Hooded pulls the trigger and fires a bullet through the wall.*

"The fun this weapon will bring me...." Hooded says reverantly.

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Joe_Ghostbuster
09/09/2000 9:29 AM

Joe looks at the gun in disgust.
He turns to Big Johnny Barrel, who ealked out after Hooded.
"Johnny,Johnny,Johnny.This man can become one of your regular customers, and all you show him is a magnum with laser sighting?"
"Now be a dear and show him the big guns."
Big Johnny glares at Joe, but still pushes the button.A large section of the wall turns into a very large selection of weapons.
There are machine guns,baazokas,uzi's,gattling guns,grenades,flamethrowers, even the parts of a S.A.M. device usefull for blowing Dragons out of the sky.
Joe beams.
"Now thats more lke it."

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Joe Ghostbuster,Founder of the 'Round the earth tour'-"I'll make millions!"

Quiralanthalasa
09/09/2000 10:43 PM

In all this excitement about those strange weapons, Quira starts to yawn silently of boredom. Nobody seems to notice, so she decides to start a little tour on her own and to be back in time. From the distance she has seen a fascinating big figure of a woman with stings in her head and a torch in her hand and she wants to see it closer now.She makes sure that the men are concentrated on their violent stuff and silently leaves the store...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Don't dream your life, live your dream... and be HAPPY (or spanked...)!!! ;)

The_Hooded_One
09/10/2000 3:16 AM

"Thanks Big Johnny, but for the moment this magnum will serve my purposes." Hooded says watching Quira slip out of the store. "I'm going to do earth a favour and keep this world elf free. Tour Guide, do your planet a favour and assist me."

*Hooded leaves the store to hunt the elf.*



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Joe_Ghostbuster
09/10/2000 7:05 AM

Big Johnny turns to Joe.
"Tell me Joe, why are all the people tou bring here such violent people?"
"They live ina violent world, Johnny, as we do.Now how's about you giving me my cut?"
Big Johnny forks over 20 gold peices.
"heh.Its fun doing buisness with people who have gold like we have pennies."
Joe opens the door."goodbye Big Johnny, I'll see you later, with some more gumballs."
"Now where did those weirdos go?"

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Joe Ghostbuster,Founder of the 'Round the earth tour'-"I'll make millions!"

Quiralanthalasa
09/11/2000 10:36 PM

Quira is walking the busy streets of New York, in the direction of where she saw the huge figure. But she is very slow, for there are masses of humans in the streets... and everybody seems to be in a hurry, so she often gets rammed and hit.

She keeps her hand carfeully on her hidden dagger all the time, just in case. She doesn't think that Hooded saw her leaving, probably he is still busy with those weird weaopons, but she doesn't want to get surprised by him.

Some people are still staring at her, at her soft leathern clothing, her typical elven eyes and ears, as if they have never seen an elf in their whole lifes... but nobody says anything, so she finally reaches her target.

She sees several boats, "STATUE OF LIBERTY TOUR HERE" on signs and with a few silver pieces left, she decides to join the tour.

Finally she find herself on a boat, together with dozens and dozens of people, heading for the beautiful statue...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Don't dream your life, live your dream... and be HAPPY (or spanked...)!!! ;)

The_Hooded_One
09/12/2000 2:24 AM

*Initially looking for tracks, Hooded gives up in disgust and picks a direction at random to try and find the elfmaiden. Noticing a lot of people turning, Hooded follows their gazes and catches sight of the elf. Seeing her approach a sea faring vessel of some sort, Hooded quickly sneaks on and hides amongst the crowd. Once the boat takes off, Hooded walks over to Quira.*

"Nice day for a leisurely harbour cruise wouldn't you say?" Hooded says and points the magnum at Quira's head.

*There are gasps of shock, Hooded looks around confused as the crowd of people part to make way for two blue uniformed men.*

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Quiralanthalasa
09/12/2000 4:07 AM

Her blood seems to freeze in her venes, as she suddenly hears Hooded's voice close to her ear and feels his new gun on her head. How blind must she have been not to notice him... but now it is too late...She can still feel her dagger in her hand, but she would never be fast enough... she would be dead within seconds...

But suddenly she feels hesitation in Hooded, she feels how he turns around... her chance... quickly and with the movement of a cat she turns around and strikes him with her dagger. He screams out loud and pulls the trigger of the magnum, but fortunately shoots in the air. Quira jumps away from him and hectically searches for a way to flee. But unfortunately a boat has not many ways to escape and jumping off it is no option, for Quira can't swim.She looks back at Hooded, who is pressing his right hand on his left arm, furiously staring at her. Blood is spilling out of the deep, but harmless wound and he has dropped his gun...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Don't dream your life, live your dream... and be HAPPY (or spanked...)!!! ;)

The_Hooded_One
09/13/2000 2:54 AM

*Hooded clutches his arm. Staring at Quira in hatred, Hooded turns with a start when he hears one of the blue uniformed men shout.*

"You two, FREEZE."

*Standing up and still holding his arm, Hooded mutters a few words to a choking spell. Seeing no effect, Hooded stumble back in unfamiliar. Realizing magic wouldn't work in this world, Hooded rushes over to Quira. Ignoring the commands to 'FREEZE'.*

"Well Elf. It seems we're both in trouble." Hooded says and kicks Quira off the side of the boat. Not hesitating in jumping in after her.

"I don't like it Elf, but we'll have to ally ourselves until we get off this world. We'll need each others help to escape. Back in Krynn though, all ties are cut."

*Ignoring the temptation to watch Quira drown. Hooded ignores the pain in his shot arm and pulls her to the surface. Swimming away from the fast moving boat.*

"If I get my hands on that con man tour guide..." Hooded spits angrily between strokes to the shore.

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Quiralanthalasa
09/13/2000 4:25 AM

Feeling Hooded pushing her off the boat, Quira gasps in horror, thinking everything is over now. Finally he has found a way to get rid of her...

She feels the cold water surrounding her as she submerges helplessly and starts to struggle in panic to move back to the surface again.

But suddenly she feels a strong hand grabbing her arm and lifting her up. She deeply breaths in the fresh air and opens her eyes. She sees Hooded swimming next to her, holding her on the surface, talking something about being allies now and she shrieks back in shock. She tries to get away from him, but her struggles only submerge them both. Back on the surface again, Hooded looks at her so furiously that she decided that it would be better for both of them if she would just remain still and trust him for a while.

"Damn, why are you doing this???", she screams, as he starts to swim towards the shore with her. "If you hate me so much and want to kill me as soon as the possibility arises, why are you helping me now???"But she gets no immediate answer, so she turns around to face the boat again... and sees the two blue-dressed men pointing their weapons at the two of them.

"You better tell me that you have a plan now... or we are both going to die within the next minute...", she whispers breathlessly.

Now Hooded finally turns around to face her, obviously not knowing what she is talking about, but feeling a sudden urge in her voice, as they suddenly hear a shot and only inches next to Hooded's face the water explodes.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Don't dream your life, live your dream... and be HAPPY (or spanked...)!!! ;)

Joe_Ghostbuster
09/13/2000 12:16 PM

Joe stands on the shore with two goons beside him.
Looking at the cops shooting at hooded and Quira, he makes a quick decision.Signaling one to the goons takes the other one with him to talk to the cops.
The goon jumps into the water and pulls both Quira and hooded out.
Holding both up by the collars of thier shirts, he speaks quitly yet powerfully;"Mr. Joe doesn't wan't you dead, so you ain't gonna get yourself killed.Come with me."
Not giving his captives much choice, the goon takes hooded and Quira to an Abanded wharehouse.
He turns to them."Now both of youse stay here until Mr. Joe arrives."
He leaves, locking the door behind him.

The_Hooded_One
09/14/2000 2:37 AM

*Hooded regards Quira with a scowl.*

"I'm sure whatever gods rule this world are holding their stomachs desperately at the moment. Trying to stop their intestines falling out from laughter. Unfortunately, circumstance has forced an alliance."

*Feeling himself pulled from the water by a large human. Hooded goes with them in annoyance. On Krynn the goons would already be dead. On this world however with no magic and the strange projectile weapons. Hooded complies and enters the warehouse. While waiting for 'Mr Joe' Hooded turns to Quira.*

"Have you noticed that none of the warriors here wear armour. Very strange indeed..." Hooded says thoughtfully. Studying the goons through slitted eyelids.

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Joe_Ghostbuster
09/14/2000 6:07 AM

Joe arrives in time to hear Hooded's comment.
"Yes, you are correct, my happy customer, 'warriors' here do not wear armour.Our projectile weapons make it useless.Just like magic does in Kyrnn."
Joe smiles charmingly.
"Now that the cops are um, 'taken care of' we can procced with the tour.If you want to learn more about this world, you can come with me to a library."

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Quiralanthalasa
09/14/2000 8:40 AM

After they were locked into the warehouse, Quira sits down desperately. Seeing Joe coming in, a sarcastic smile shows on her lips and she bends over to Hooded to whisper in his ear.

"So you need me now, do you... Need me to get away from this dangerous world... what are your plans... killing this dude Joe? Forcing him to bring us back immediately? With no magic and no weapons? And what then... once we are on Krynn again everything will be like it was before... why should I trust you... it would really help now if you would finally tell me what your problem with me is."
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The_Hooded_One
09/14/2000 9:24 PM

*Hooded turns to Quira.*

"Your an elf." Snaps Hooded. "The most vile of all
the gods children." Hooded lowers his voice slightly.
"You can trust me because an alliance serves
my interests. This world is strange and unknown. Our
talents need to be pooled. Then we can come up with
a plan. Perhaps going this to library would be a start."
Hooded says and then turns to sneer at Big Joe. "Why
such a big interest in us Tour Guide? What do you
stand to gain?"

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Joe_Ghostbuster
09/16/2000 2:08 PM

"Me?"
"I'm just a tour guide.So lets go to the library, shall we?"

The_Hooded_One
09/17/2000 2:32 AM

*Hooded turns to whisper to Quira.*

"Just a tour guide he says. Well, we'll see."

*Turning back to Joe, Hooded pulls out his dagger and walks towards him.*

"So what does a Tour Guide do to stop his throat being slit?


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Quiralanthalasa
09/17/2000 11:25 PM

Seeing what Hooded is going to do, she takes a quick step towards him and gently puts her hand on his arm, hoping that would calm him a bit, or at least disturbs his concentration on the Tour Guide, maybe he would even focus his anger on her, leaving the Tour Guide alone.

"Hooded, don't - be careful... after all, he is the only one who can bring us away from this world... back to Krynn... do you understand? Leave him alone, please!"

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Mertonius
09/18/2000 12:24 AM

A cab stops in front of the group and its driver hops off.

"Hey, move out of the way! I'm in a hurry here!!!"

His eyes bulged as he recognized to two. He then makes for Joe and whispers.

"Hey, why did you bring 'em here? Now, everyone one Krynn would know my secret alter-ego as a cab driver in New York!!!"

Marcus nudges Joe and makes for his cab and gestures his 'friends' to enter.

"The ride is free and it seems that you've been running around for some time. You're both dripping wet and I have a place that is safe..."

After he has secured them, Marcus drives them to his safe house at New Jersey.

The_Hooded_One
09/18/2000 4:09 AM

*Feeling the touch on his arm, Hooded pauses in his tracks. Turning to Quira with a snarl, Hooded raises the dagger threateningly, but quickly lowers it. Realizing that escape from this world would require a unique combination of good and evil.*

"Mayhap you're right El- arr Quira." Hooded says and spins to see the taxi cab pull up. Vaguely recognizing the driver as Marcus. Hooded turns back to Quira with a triumphant look in his eyes. "Here may lay the answer." Hooded says and enters the strange carriage.



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Quiralanthalasa
09/18/2000 9:01 AM

"MARCUS??? Is that really you??? What the hell are you doing in this strange world???"

Quira enters the carriage behind Hooded and can't believe it.

Marcus brings them safely through the chaos of the city and when they finally arrive at his house and he gets put she embraces him warmly.

"Marcus... it's been a long time... how are you doing... and thank you for getting us out of the danger..."
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Joe_Ghostbuster
09/18/2000 10:17 AM

Joe looks at the 'cab driver'.
"Marcus? You're from Kyrnn?"
"How...interesting." taking a seat next to Marcus in the front, he makes himself comfortable.
The tour guide/mobster lowers his voice."I'm making money off these people here, Marcus.Big money, Big deals.You wan't in?"

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The_Hooded_One
09/18/2000 11:25 PM

"So how do we escape this world?" Hooded asks irritably. "Earth reminds me of Istaar at its peak of power, only worse. I want out."

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Quiralanthalasa
09/21/2000 10:22 PM

Realizing that Joe is whispering to Marcus, she pulls Hooded away some paces.

"Be carfeul, Hood, the two of them might be allies as well. We better not trust anyone..."

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The_Hooded_One
09/22/2000 1:45 AM

*Hooded nods. Grudgingly impressed by the natural elven instinct to distrust outsiders.*

"True. First we must learn what they stand to gain from our presence. It could be useful in finding a weakness we could take advantage of." Hooded whispers back to Quira.

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Joe_Ghostbuster
09/22/2000 5:38 AM

Joe looks hard at Marcus.
"So, are you in, or are you out?"

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Joe_Ghostbuster
09/23/2000 1:25 PM

"I do not enjoy it when people do not listen to me Marcus..."Joe puts an uzi to Marcus's head.
After Marcus has dropped off the tour guide and his paying customers off, Joe takes away the gun from his temple.
"Goodbye Marcus!Have a nice stay on Earth.And don't mess with me again."
"So where now, illistriuos customers?"

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Quiralanthalasa
09/25/2000 3:09 AM

Quira, who has not expected that Joe would be so short tempered, shrieks back at the sight of the weapon. She feels so uncomfortable, surrounded by so much evil. This whole world is evil... and she is forced to ally with evil now...

Hearing the Tour Guides question she turns to Hood with a questioning look. "What do you think?" she whispers. "Maybe we should follow this man a while and as soon as the chance arises make him our captive and force him to bring us back on Krynn?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Don't dream your life, live your dream... and be HAPPY (or spanked...)!!! ;)Slappy with the Happy Whip is watching you!

The_Hooded_One
09/25/2000 4:46 AM

"Hmm..." Hooded mumbles surprised. Impressed twice by an elf in such a short space of time was unprecedented in Hooded's long life. "I was thinking more along the lines of torture, but I'm willing to compromise until we get out of this realm." Hooded whispers to Quira and turns to the tour guide. "How about we go back to the blimp for a while? I left my umm... other dagger there by mistake."

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Mertonius
09/25/2000 8:07 PM

As the cab sped away, Marcus pulls out a mobile and thumbs in a mysterious sequence of numbers associated with certain interplanar communication spells.

"We've got a live one here people. Illegal transportation of natives with minimal planar capabilities to another world. Get our men ready, were going to bust this operation."

At this, Marcus thumbs a set of buttons built into his seat and in a flash the cab transformed into a sleek black Mustang (with specially designed radials from Goodyear).

Marcus is a member of the M.I.T. (Men In Tights) who handle interplanar travel and immigration.
He puts on his slick Raybans on and smooths his matching black suit and tights. (Oh, damn they're a bit too tight, Thought Marc)

Joe_Ghostbuster
09/26/2000 9:32 AM

Joe leads Hooded and Quira to a taxi.
"All right, get in, we're going to the stockmarket."

As the car drives, th tour guide recieves a call on his cellphone.
"Mr. Joe, Sir, we've detected a spell directed to Men in Tights headquarters.Its from Marcus, and its alerting them to us."
Joe thinks a little."All right, have it counter spelled, and every message except routine ones after that.We'll leave Marcus stranded and hope that he gets the message.Alert me to any further spell activity."
He almost closes the cellphone, then picks it up again."Oh, and get the men organized and pass out those new spell blocker's we've developed.In case Marcus doesn't get the message."

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Joe Ghostbuster,Founder of the 'Round the earth tour'-"I'll make millions!"

The_Hooded_One
09/28/2000 3:24 AM

*Hooded glances at Quira with a ray of hope gleaming in his eyes. Turning to Joe, Hooded slides forward in the seat slightly.*

"What did you say about spells? Is magic possible in this realm?"

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Joe_Ghostbuster
09/28/2000 7:03 AM

Joe looks at Hooded in uneasiness.
He had not meant for the travelers to find about the spells, but by the contract he was obliged to tell the truth.
"Yes, spells are capable of being cast on earth as on Kyrnn.But the magic is diffrent, thats why you cannot summon your own powers."
Now that they know,maybe they can be pursuaded to join me.Is Joe's thought.
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"I must have these dudes!"- dude vadar

Quiralanthalasa
09/28/2000 7:29 AM

Quira grabs Hooded by the shoulder and pulls him back again.

"Did you hear that? Magic is possible, he sais... you are a magician... do you think you can learn to use this magic and bring us back to Krynn..."

Then she shakes her head desperately. "I never learned how to use magic... I feel quite useless at the moment..."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Don't dream your life, live your dream... and be HAPPY (or spanked...)!!! ;)Slappy with the Happy Whip is watching you!

Joe_Ghostbuster
09/29/2000 2:51 PM

Joe hears Quira's plaintive request and luaghs.
"You think its that easy to learn Earth's magic?Its just as hard as Kyrnn's magic, and more dangerous.And very different."
"In fact,in this age only my organization knows the existence of magic on this world.Thats why we are here.Its very powerful magic."

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"I must have these dudes!"- dude vadar

The_Hooded_One
09/30/2000 5:48 AM

*Hooded leans forward again.*

"Powerful magic you say..." A glaze of greed crosses over Hooded's eyes. "The wealth that could be gained! With so few magic users, one could start a campaign of war and surely be victorious."



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Quiralanthalasa
09/30/2000 7:38 AM

*grabs Hooded and forces him to look at her*

"WEALTH??? What do you mean wealth??? We are trying to get back on Krynn as soon as possible! Don't let this dude's talking about powerful magic change your mind! He could be lying, don't forget about that! We don't know yet what use we might be for him! Be careful..."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Don't dream your life, live your dream... and be HAPPY (or spanked...)!!! ;)"I love you, dude." - Dudess Leia~~~~~~~~~~Slappy with the Happy Whip is watching you!~~~~~~~~~~

The_Hooded_One
10/01/2000 1:52 AM

*Hooded raises an eyebrow at Quira using the word "dude". A word native to the earthen tongue, Hooded presumes it to mean something along the lines of person.*

"Of course returning to Krynn is our ultimate goal. This tour guide ..." Hooded glances at Joe with a sneer. "Doesn't seem willing to help us back to Krynn however. If we are to return to Krynn, adaptation is essential... Dude." Hooded adds, deciding to use the earthen tongue as much as possible. Turning back to Joe. "Tour Dude. Take me to where I can become a powerful earthen sorceror."

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Joe_Ghostbuster
10/07/2000 3:26 PM

(OOC:Sorry I didn't reply here,I didn't notice the last three posts.)
Joe carefully checks to see if Hooded and Quira have been brainwashed into Californians.
No surfer boards...must be a coincidence.
"Good.If you work for me,than you will be able to return to Kyrnn,but only under a geas to still work for me until the time we settle on is over."
"Now, lets go to my facilty."With that, Joe snaps his fingers,and they appear within an ocean liner.
Joe smiles at Hooded and Quira."Welcome to the S.S. Magic, gentle passengers."
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"I must have these dudes!"- dude vadar

Quiralanthalasa
10/08/2000 10:40 PM

"Okay, dude..."

Quira uses the earthen word that she heard in the streets several times once more. Standing behind Hood and the tour guide, she watches the scenery with much distrust. A magical ship... she glances at Hooded who has that weird look in his eyes...

"Hood, let us do that job as fast as possible and then let us leave... I don't like earth..." she whispers. Then she turns to Joe.

"Okay, so what exactly do you want from us now?"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Don't dream your life, live your dream... and be HAPPY (or spanked...)!!! ;)"I love you, dude." - Dudess Leia~~~~~~~~~~Slappy with the Happy Whip is watching you!~~~~~~~~~~

The_Hooded_One
10/09/2000 1:47 AM

"Mayhap we should not be so quick to judge. With magic here and great wealth..." Hooded's voice trails off as he imagines the massive treasure pile he could hoard in a cave somewhere.

*Turning to the tour guide.*

"How about giving us some answers Dude? What do you want from us?"

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Joe_Ghostbuster
10/09/2000 7:39 AM

Joe sighs."Very well.I will tell you everything."
"About 20 years ago on this world,Kyrnn experienced the War of the Lance.That war and the resurfacing of your Gods sent ripples throuout the planes,and since we are a plane very close to yours,we would have been effected strongly."
"But we weren't,for one reason.The awakening of your Gods woke one of ours,a Demi-God,you could say.His name was Merlin."
"When Merlin awoke,he tought a very small number of people the earthly magic,and together they were able to stop the ripples of effect from Kyrnn.But Merlin foresaw that other great powers would rise upon Kyrnn,and so he instuted my group, those he had tought earth magic to protect from any further ripples.He then returned to his sleep."
"Now we use this 'earth tour' to famialirize Kyrnn'ers with earth,and then set the stage for our hiring them.We find those of Kyrnn accept earth magic much better then those of our plane."
Joe takes a deep breath."And that is all.Now,do you wish to return to Kyrnn,or to work for me?"
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"I must have these dudes!"- dude vadar

Quiralanthalasa
10/09/2000 10:19 PM

"Wait a second, tour Dude... so you are saying that Hood and I shall stay in this terrible world, learn to use earthen magic and then protect your world from any influences of our world??? It would take years and years to make a wizard out of me! I don't know about Hooded, but as for me... I want to return to Krynn."

*puts her hand on Hooded's arm again to make him face her and looks at him intensely, trying to make him understand her silent plea*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Don't dream your life, live your dream... and be HAPPY (or spanked...)!!! ;)"I love you, dude." - Dudess Leia~~~~~~~~~~Slappy with the Happy Whip is watching you!~~~~~~~~~~

The_Hooded_One
10/10/2000 2:53 AM

*Hooded looks irritably into Quira's eyes. Seeing her desperate plea, Hooded shrugs it off. The silent plea of anyone being nothing Hooded would ever worry over, the plea of an elf being of even less consideration. After a period of time however, Hooded sees the longing for Krynn. The longing for home. Hooded sighs. The wealth of earth was immense indeed, but it would never be Krynn. Turning to the tour guide.*

"Well Tour Dude. Mayhap we can come to some sort of arrangement. Our services in exchange for a ticket home. What say you, Dude?"


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Joe_Ghostbuster
10/10/2000 8:40 AM

Joe snorts."First of all,stop calling me Dude.Now,you wish to return to Kyrnn?Very well.I require but one thing.A man of mine,Bob by name,has decided to turn indepindant.Find him and kill him.Then you can go home."
"We will provide you with spell blockers against his magic.Do you agree?Or do you wish to remain on earth forever?"



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The_Hooded_One
10/11/2000 3:37 AM

"How do we know one job won't turn into two? Then three then four?"

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Joe_Ghostbuster
10/11/2000 2:44 PM

"You don't.Like I said,its your choice."

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Quiralanthalasa
10/11/2000 10:26 PM

"You don't seem to understand that I am no magic user... so how could I be of any help... spell blockers are a good thing... but what can I do to defeat a mage... I even left my bow and arrow on Krynn... I am unarmed and I am no mage..."

*shakes her head desperately*

"I will never be able to return home..."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Don't dream your life, live your dream... and be HAPPY (or spanked...)!!! ;)"I love you, dude." - Dudess Leia~~~~~~~~~~Slappy with the Happy Whip is watching you!~~~~~~~~~~

Joe_Ghostbuster
10/12/2000 6:39 AM

I should have known not to take elves on the 'tour'.They are just to much of a bother.But still,those dark ones make up for the useless others.Joe thinks.
"I will supply you with weapons.Here,we are at the armory."They stand before a warehouse filled with weapons,big,small,all sizes.Joe picks up two uzi's,slinging them into pockets large enough to hide the bulge they make.
"Now choose something,and lets go."At the suprised look at thier faces,he smiles."I'm coming with you.You'll need help,and while the spell blockers will block my spells too,I am trained in how to use these."

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"I must have these dudes!"- dude vadar

The_Hooded_One
10/13/2000 2:53 PM

*Hooded looks at the strange projectile weapons.*

"Excellent... I'll have to take a few of these back to Krynn with me. Better than an elven bow I bet." Hooded says to Quira teasingly. Turning back to the tour guide. "How powerful in earthen magic are you?"

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Quiralanthalasa
10/14/2000 12:44 AM

*looks at Hooded a bit hurt, but as arrogantly as she can*

"Well, have you ever used a bow? It is a powerful weapon if you are skilled with it. But I guess you aren't, human."

*turns to the strange weapons and looks at them*

"Now, Tour Dude, give me one that you think might fit for me and then let's go kill this man and then return home..."



~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Don't dream your life, live your dream... and be HAPPY (or spanked...)!!! ;)"I love you, dude." - Dudess Leia~~~~~~~~~~Slappy with the Happy Whip is watching you!~~~~~~~~~~

Joe_Ghostbuster
10/14/2000 4:09 PM

"I am quite skilled in earth magic,one of the most powerful,but Bob is just as powerful as me.That is why I need you."
He hands a shotgun to Quira."Here,this requires markmanship,something all elves have."
He then takes three pins out of his pockets,shaped in the shape of a cross.He gives one to Hooded and one to Quira,taking one for himself as well."Pin these on yourselves.These are spell blockers,and will protect you from Bob's spells."

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The_Hooded_One
10/21/2000 4:24 AM

OOC: Argh! Sorry I didn't reply. I thought I was the last one and stopped checking.

*Hooded listens happily to Quira's reply. Glad he had obviously hit a sore point. Taking the spell blocker off the tour guide. Hooded pins it on.*

"We're ready Tour Dude. Let us make haste and get this over with. The poisoned air of earth grows tiresome." Hooded says and turns to Quira. "Sure you can handle a weapon of that calibre Elf Dude?"

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Quiralanthalasa
10/22/2000 10:33 PM

"Don't ever call me by that earthen name again!", Quira hisses sharply.

*turns away from Hooded and takes the spell blocker from the Tour Guide*

"And yes, human, I am sure I can handle it - how's this?"*points the gun at Hooded's heart and puts her finger on the trigger, then, suddenly, she moves just a little bit and shoots, hitting the wall behind Hooded so close to his face, that he could feel the wind of the bullet on his skin*

"Not bad for my first shot, wasn't it... as much for the elven ability to handle weapons."

*turns to the Tour Guide again*

"Now, let's not waste more time. Let's go find this Dude and then leave earth..."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Don't dream your life, live your dream... and be HAPPY (or spanked...)!!! ;)"I love you, dude." - Dudess Leia~~~~~~~~~~Slappy with the Happy Whip is watching you!~~~~~~~~~~

Joe_Ghostbuster
10/23/2000 4:23 AM

Joe smiles at the conflict between the elf and Hooded."Fine,lets go."
He snaps his fingers and the boat disapears,to be replaced by the streets of L.A.
"Well,at least your 'dudes' will be normal here.Hmmm,now we need to locate Bob here.I know he's in L.A.,but its a big city."

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Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using a chicken.

The_Hooded_One
10/24/2000 1:50 AM

*Hooded feels the wind of the bullet skim by his cheek. Placing a hand tentatively on his face, Hooded turns to Joe.*

"Do you have scrying spells in earthen magic?"

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Joe_Ghostbuster
10/26/2000 2:01 PM

"Yes we have,"says Joe,annoyed that now that they are in california,Hood no longer used 'Dude'."But Bob can shield himself from my sight.Any suggestions on how to find him?"

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"he is such a fuck... lol..."- Slappy

The_Hooded_One
10/27/2000 5:24 AM

*Hooded nods to Joe.*

"A snake is a snake anywhere..." Hooded pauses dramatically "in any hole or in any land a snake is a snake is a snake. This Bill Dude must have a hole somewhere. Some place a snake dude likes to chill out in. The perfect place to carry out an assassination Dude." Hooded says adapting to the new language rapidly.


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Joe_Ghostbuster
11/01/2000 12:47 PM

Joe nods his head,smiling at seeing this Kyrnn'er speaking like a surfer dude of yor.
"Your probably right.Bob did love his strip bars.The biggest one here is the 'Boombah',I think.Follow me."
He waves his hands again,and they are transported to the frobnt of one of the biggest strip bars in L.A.,the 'Shiny Boombah'.
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"he is such a fuck... lol..."- Slappy

The_Hooded_One
11/02/2000 1:19 AM

"Tell me Tour Dude. What powerful arch magus made those runes up there?"

*Hooded says and points at the Shiny Boombahs blue and orange neon lights.*


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Joe_Ghostbuster
11/02/2000 11:35 AM

Joe decides not to explain science right now."Um,the great Florecent."he says.

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"he is such a fuck... lol..."- Slappy

The_Hooded_One
11/03/2000 1:49 AM

"I would like to meet The Great Florecent Dude at some stage. Mayhap we will find time before we return to Krynn."


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Quiralanthalasa
11/04/2000 3:10 AM

(OOC: Sorry guys, didn't notice the new messages... and Hoodie... I deleted your last message, you posted it twice... hope you don't mind...)


Quira gives the shining runes a short gaze, then tries to catch a glimpse of the inside of the place that the Tour Guide described as 'strip bar' through the darkened windows. From out the door she can hear voices - male voices - laugh and scream and she looks at the Tour Guide uneasily.

"What is this place?"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Don't dream your life, live your dream... and be HAPPY (or spanked...)!!! ;)"I love you, dude." - Dudess Leia~~~~~~Slappy with the Happy Whip is watching you!~~~~~~

The_Hooded_One
11/04/2000 2:50 PM

OOC: thanx Quira. I didn't notice, too much jello probbly :p


*Hooded looks at Quira irritably. Snorting in disgust, reaching into his cloak Hooded pulls out a pump action shot gun. Until now unseen. Turning to Joe.*

"Until I have learnt this earthen magic. I will improvise with projectile weapons Dude." Hooded says and turns to Quira. "I would advise you to wait outside Elf. The ineptness of elves outside the twigs and leaves of a forest is a well known fact." Hooded jabs at Quira remembering the close shave with the bullet. Wanting to get the show down with Bill over and done with. Then the tour guide would reveal his true nature. Foe or no, the dude could be either. "Let us be done with it dudes." Hooded adds and turns to fire his pump action at the neon lights which sputter and go out. "Interesting, the projectiles from these guns seem to have some form of dispelling ability."


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Quiralanthalasa
11/05/2000 12:42 AM

Quira looks at Hooded angrily.

"Now, that is enough. Waiting outside??? Like I couldn't handle myself."

Takes a few steps forward until she stands under the door of the bar and pushes Hooded aside, giving him a challenging look.

"By the way, better hide your weapon until you feel the need to use it. Remember what happened at the ship when you were trying to kill me... We don't want to get in trouble again and from what I've seen on earth here, it would do no good if we would walk in there with guns openly in our hands. Plus, if I got the Tour Dude right, we don't even know for sure if that Bill Dude is there inside..."

With that Quira turns around and boldy walks into the strip bar.
Very loud earthen music can be heard and through a thick cloud of blueish smoke she can see several tables around a stage. A woman is dancing on the stage in a very provocative way, almost naked, and the audience - no single woman among them, except for the waitresses, all of them dressed in a skirt that just covers the least - is watching, drinking and bellowing at the dancing woman.

Some of the men seem to have noticed the elf woman's entry and are staring and shouting at her, and almost immediately she is surrounded by 3 extremely drunk men.
Feeling more than uncomfortable, she turns around to see Hooded and the Tour Dude still standing in the entry, obviously discussing something, and Hooded is watching her dilemma with an amused smile. Swallowing her pride and anger, she begs him for help with a look, as one of the drunks is trying to pull her to his table to offer her a drink...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Don't dream your life, live your dream... and be HAPPY (or spanked...)!!! ;)"I love you, dude." - Dudess Leia~~~~~~Slappy with the Happy Whip is watching you!~~~~~~
[Edited by Quiralanthalasa at Sunday November 5, 2000 4:42 AM]

The_Hooded_One
11/08/2000 3:26 AM

*Hooded hides his pump action reluctantly. Not wanting to follow advice from an elf, but knowing Quira spoke the truth. Scowling at her back as she walks in, Hooded watches in delight as the three drunk men harrass Quira. This tour to Earth had been a terrible voyage from start to finish. Seeing the elfmaiden's dilemna however, it almost made it worth it. Nudging the tour dude in the ribs with an elbow, Hooded points at Quira.*

"Sometimes the gods are kind Tour Dude." Hooded says and sees Quira's despairing look.

*Sighing, Hooded stands still for a few moments but realises that despite being an elf, Quira certainly had her uses. Walking over to the table Hooded hits the first drunk man on his gorlitus pressure point, just below the left ear. The man gags has his breathing is halted, falling to the floor clutching at his throat desperately. Pulling out his dagger and remembering the advice given about public killings, Hooded hits the second drunk man with the butt end of the hilt. Knocking his unconscious. Seeing the third man still groping for Quira, obviously so drunk he was unaware of his companions beating. Hooded grabs the man's glass of beer and takes a sip. Regarding Quira amused.*

"Do not fear Helpless Elf. I will save you yet again if you cannot handle one drunkard dude." Hooded says, enjoying Quira's situation and the insult so much a shiver of pleasure coarses through his body.

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Quiralanthalasa
11/08/2000 11:09 PM

Seeing Hooded knocking out those drunks, Quira sighs relieved and watches him almost with a feeling of sympathy. But as she sees him taking that glass of beer of the third guy and drinking it, mocking her again, instead of sending that drunk bastard to sleep, all the sudden sympathy and gratefulness turns into anger and hate again.With an almost incidental movement of her arm she strikes down the third drunk as she slowly takes two steps towards Hooded and stops directly in front of him, her hands on her hips, staring up to him with a challenging look in her eyes.

"Helpless elf you say, Dude? Well, I may be physically weaker than you, human, but it seems that you regard my wits at least so much that you obviously followed my advise..."

She looks down to where he hid the gun and smiles mockingly.

"Taking advise from an elf, don't you?"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Don't dream your life, live your dream... and be HAPPY (or spanked...)!!! ;)"I love you, dude." - Dudess Leia~~~~~~Slappy with the Happy Whip is watching you!~~~~~~

The_Hooded_One
11/09/2000 12:52 AM

*Hooded clenches his fists angrily. If nothing else, elves certainly had a great talent for insulting quips. Losing control in his anger, Hooded pulls out his pump action shot gun and points it at Quira's head.*

"An ill choice of words elf-" Hooded begins to say before he pulls the trigger but turns in surprise. For some reason the loud music had stopped. In its place were frightened screams and most of the bar scrambling for the exit. Although not the entire bar runs for the exit. The barman pull out guns of their own and point them at Tour Dude, Quira and Hooded.
"This is your weak bodied fault Elf." Hooded says only half guiltily. The earthen dislike of public killings would certainly take some time to get used to.

*Pulling the trigger, Hooded fires his pump action. Narrowly missing Quira's head, the bullet hits one of the barmen through his left eye. Blood squirts out as the barmen falls to the ground twitching. Giving his gun another pump, Hooded up ends a table and pulls Quira and the Tour Dude down behind it.*

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Joe_Ghostbuster
11/13/2000 10:09 AM

Joe watches Hooded and Quira argue,then enter with tolerance,tough his 'Dude' limit is close.He smiles in approval as Quira and Hooded take care of the drunkards,and is about to congradulate them when Hood takes out his magnum and starts shooting all over the place.
After the dive behind the table,he is annoyed.He shouts at Hood."What sort of idiot are you?!You pull a gun in a strip bar?We're lucky the showgirls don't pull machine guns on us!"
He calms down a bit."All right,all right, what do we do,what do we do.I know!"he shouts,snapping his fingers.Immediatly the group is again at the entrance.
He looks Quira and Hood in the eye,one after another."Another stupid fiasco like that,and you stay here forever!Now lets go through the back."The 'Tour Dude' starts walking.

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"Observe the spider, how patiently he weaves his web.Then squash the sucker."-Garfield

Quiralanthalasa
11/20/2000 11:36 PM

Quira looks quite confused as she suddenly finds herself outside the bar again.

"Tour Dude, what did you do? What happened?"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Don't dream your life, live your dream... and be HAPPY (or spanked...)!!! ;)"Saucy little lady, ain't she?! She got spunk. That's good. I like that." - Jax~~~~Slappy with the Happy Whip is watching you!~~~~

The_Hooded_One
11/21/2000 1:50 AM

"Hey Tour Dude. We still have to track down this Snake." Hooded says and looks at Quira askance before turning back the the tour dude. "We'll have to watch that one carefully. The last scuffle was all her fault."

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Quiralanthalasa
11/21/2000 2:35 AM

"What do you mean, MY fault?" Quira hisses at Hooded. "As far as I remember it has been YOU who started that mess with your typical human stupidity... or did I ask you to point that gun on me and then shoot the barkeeper???"

She shakes her head. "When will you humans finally learn to solve conflicts verbally instead of using violence all the time."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Don't dream your life, live your dream... and be HAPPY (or spanked...)!!! ;)"Saucy little lady, ain't she?! She got spunk. That's good. I like that." - Jax~~~~Slappy with the Happy Whip is watching you!~~~~

The_Hooded_One
11/22/2000 2:16 AM

*Hooded snorts in disgust.*

"All elves can do is talk." Hooded explains to the Tour Dude. "No walking just talking. No wonder the elf froze in the bar. If she hadn't we would have killed the snake by now and would be floating back to Krynn in that flying citadel blimp thing." Hooded shakes his head irritably, "elves..."


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Quiralanthalasa
11/22/2000 2:42 AM

"Enough..."

With a movement too quick for Hooded to react, she pulls out her small dagger and presses the surprised Hooded against the wall, the dagger on his throat, her face is an expression of pure frustration.

"I'll show you 'elves', human... I want to know what your problem with elves is... NOW... then apologize... or I'll slice you open like a piece of prey..."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Don't dream your life, live your dream... and be HAPPY (or spanked...)!!! ;)"Saucy little lady, ain't she?! She got spunk. That's good. I like that." - Jax~~~~Slappy with the Happy Whip is watching you!~~~~

Joe_Ghostbuster
11/22/2000 3:12 PM

Joe sits on the sidewalk thinking while Quira and Hooded argue.He considers at first dumping the incompetants and doing it all over again.But no,they were good,just stupid.
So maybe-- his line of thought is interupted by an explosion nearby."Oh shit!Stop fighting,Bob's here!"
Out of the smoke of the explosion steps Bob,the archytype of Bob.He weilds really boring memo's in his right hand,and liverwurst sandwiches in his left.He is deadly.

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... Jesus cried with a loud voice: Lazarus, come forth; the bug hath been
found and thy program runneth. And he that was dead came forth...
-- John 11:43-44 [version 3.0]

The_Hooded_One
11/24/2000 12:55 AM

*Knife at throat, Hooded swivels his eyes to see Bob for the first time. He looked a fearsome sight with his memo papers and liverwurst sandwiches. Hooded swivels his eyes back onto Quira.*

"As much as I'm enjoying have a dagger shoved in my throat Dude. Perhaps we could continue this later?"

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Quiralanthalasa
11/24/2000 9:10 AM

With a curse on her lips Quira turns her head to look at that Bob-Dude, prepared too see a powerful wizard in black robes (or the earthen equivalent to that), but the only person she sees is a poor figure walking by, eating a sandwich.Her dagger still on Hooded's throat she turns back to face him again and after another few seconds, she finally lowers it with a frustrated sigh.

"Thank Bob, human... he just saved your life..." she says half-heartedly, knowing that Hooded must feel that she, as an elf, would never have dared to kill him.

Looking at the man the Tour Dude referred to as Bob, she gave Joe a startled look.

"THAT is Bob???"

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Joe_Ghostbuster
11/24/2000 1:12 PM

Joe lifts his hand,as if tou ward Bob away."Away!Away!"he shouts."Your foul sandwich will do you no-good!Your memo's will be as...ashes!"

The memo's burn up,and the sandwich falls to the ground."So,I will bring out the big guns."Bob says,in his bland voice.He opens a suitcase,and takes out the most hideous weapon of all...A American divorce document!
Bob smiles and starts to read."As the first party agree's,the nuts will be divided between the parties.The nut bowl,being bought by the second party,will be given to the first party,out of spite to the second party.The camero,bought by both parties,wil be given to third party,the lawyer.Said lawyer will also recieve the first party's house..."
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The_Hooded_One
11/25/2000 7:07 PM

*Hooded sighs in frustration.*

"Earthen mamby pambies."

*Hooded walks forward and attempts to slit Bob's throat.*

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Joe_Ghostbuster
12/02/2000 1:55 PM

Joe looks in amazment as Hooded isn't affected at all by Bob's horrundos words.But he still is,and at last he faints,Bob's words of power to strong for an earthman.
Bob stops his words as soon as Joe faints,then drops the papers and transofrms himself into a parody of a Kyrrn'ish black robed mage.Hood's knife is forced back by a magical shield.The transformed earthmage laughs."Joe actually thought he could prevail against me?And he thought you two could help?What a joke!"
He sends a fireball at the pair of aliens.
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The_Hooded_One
12/04/2000 1:49 AM

*Hooded reflexively casts a defensive spell and then remembers how useless that is. After a few seconds however, Hooded notes he and Quira haven't been char fried. Turning to Quira, Hooded notes she is also unaffected. Although the Tour Dude seems to be in thrall by Bob. Turning to Quira.*

"It looks like we have some form of immunity." Turning to the Tour Dude. "What's an anti-Bob spell?" Hooded asks, not wanting to waste energy on ineffective spells that might not even work anyway.

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