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Aeramae
12/04/2003 11:03 AM

Got this idea last night while watching re-runs of SNL. We're going to do a Krynn Celebrity Jeopardy! That is, if I can get three contestants to go along with this. All you need to do is pick a character from any DL novel (they must be a major character of some sort though) to play as a contestant. I will be Trebek of course. Any takers?

Lunitari0
12/04/2003 11:16 AM

OOC: If this flies, I'll play Alhana Starbreeze if that's okay. With my own little twist..

Avenging_Angel
12/04/2003 12:11 PM

OOC: I'll be Usha.

krackah
12/04/2003 5:47 PM

OOhh ooh can I play Tas???

Aeramae
12/05/2003 9:49 AM

OOC: Yes! Three contestants! Alright, let's get it on!


BIC: The Jeopardy theme music starts to play, and a mysterious announcer voice is heard over the intercom.
"Welcome to Celebrity Jeopardy everyone. Here are tonights contestants. From Silvanesti, Alhana Starbreeze. From some unknown land, Usha. And from Kendermore," the announcer's voice quivers slightly as he says the next name, "Tasslehoff Burrfoot. And now, here's your host, Alexis Trebek."

Out walks a young woman with a moustache. She is wearing a three piece suit, and her short hair is spiked up. She walks in front of her podium, and bows to the audience.

"Thank you, and welcome to Celebrity Jeopardy," she says. "Let's meet our first contestant. Alhana Starbreeze. Well, I must say it is an honor to have royalty competing on our show. Why don't you tell us a little about yourself?"

Lunitari0
12/05/2003 1:32 PM

Alhana regarded the human cool, her violet eyes searching the Human's face for any sign of insult. Finding none she sighed as she answered, "Well Alexis, I'm the only duaghter and child of Lorac Caladon, Speaker of Stars. I'm loyal to a fault to my people and country, but sometimes I wish for adventure."

Pushing a lock of her curly black hair out of her face, the princess went quiet. It was clear she was done with her introduction.

Aeramae
12/05/2003 1:53 PM

Alexis looked at the beautiful elven princess, making sure she was done with her introduction before she moved over to the next podium. She was now standing in front of Usha.

"Our next contestant is...Usha. I'm sorry, I dont' believe we got a last name for you. Why don't you tell us more about yourself."

Avenging_Angel
12/05/2003 3:02 PM

Usha smiled shyly, reassured that Tas was there.

"Well, i'm from an island in the blood sea of istar. My parents were slaves for the minotaurs until they escaped and landed on the isle of the irda, where I was raised."

Aeramae
12/05/2003 5:07 PM

Alexis' eyes widened as she heard the young contestants story. Quickly regaining her composure for a half a moment, she moved on to the next contestant. She took one look at the kender, and nearly fainted.
[i]Great, nobody told me a kender was going to be here[/i], she thought. [i]Hope we can manage to keep the equipment here when he leaves.[/i]

She smiled winningly at the kender and what remained of the audience. Her composure regained for the moment, she continued on with the routine.

"And finally, we have Tasslehoff Burrfoot, originally from Kendermore. Mr. Burrfoot, please tell us more about yourself."

eswiftfire
12/06/2003 5:55 AM

OOC: Straea, use HTML language instead of EZboard codes.

Haha, sorta weird to see someone else playing Alhana instead of Kit99. :D

IC:

Eliar appeared with a poof and sat with the audience.

"Yay." Eliar yay'd unenthusiastically.

krackah
12/06/2003 1:51 PM

Tas leaned up to the microphone and tapped it gently.
"Umm.. Hello? Is this thing on?" He waited for second, hearing his voice echo.
"Umm.." He begun. "I'm orginally from Solace by way of Kendermore, and I was one of the Heros of the Lance.." He paused for a second.
"Oh and my favorite color is green. It's oh so very fashionable."

Lunitari0
12/06/2003 2:57 PM

Alhana listened to the other two contestants introduce themselves with interest. She knew of Tasselhoff of course, and smiled slightly as she recalled her first meetings with the companions. Usha sounded like she had grown up in hard times and, putting her own background aside, Alhana respected the inner strength the girl must have shown.

Aeramae
12/06/2003 5:08 PM

"Alright, those are our contestants," Alexis informed the audience. She went back to her podium and pulled out her cards for the show. "As I've mentioned, this is Celebrity Jeopardy. Each of our contestants are playing for a charity, at least, that's what I've been told. We'll find out more about that as the show continues. Let's get to our categories."

A handsome human male and a pretty kender lass pulled out a strange looking board with blue squares on it. There were five columns with headings and under each heading were five boxes with numbers ranging from 100-500.

"Let's take a look at our categories. Our first category is Things You Don't Want to Hear a Kender Say, Things a Mage Carries, Colors, Places on Krynn, and Animals. We'll start with Usha. Usha, please pick a category."

eswiftfire
12/09/2003 10:15 AM

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! USHA SUCKS! USHA SUCKS!" Eliar started chanting, waving a sign. "You are finished! Go home!"

Avenging_Angel
12/09/2003 6:28 PM

"Animals" Usha said, remembering what Prot had taught her. Turning to Eliar, she glared. "Be nice, or be quiet."

(((OOC: Don't actually mean that. Just Usha, as I viewed her;). Who doesn't like the swifty??!!:D))))

Aeramae
12/09/2003 7:20 PM

Alexis twitched her mustache in irritation. She glared at the troublesome audience member, then switched her attention back to Usha.

"Ignore that and please pick your category."

eswiftfire
12/09/2003 7:25 PM

"She said animal." Eliar laughed. "How could a backwater woman who spent her entire life in some bloody island knows anything about animals!!! Usha sux! Usha sux!"

krackah
12/09/2003 9:49 PM

Tas shook his finger at Eliar.
"you're a bad man! You shouldn't make fun of Usha like that! What did she ever do to you?!" Tas leapt up onto the podium in front of him.
"you're just jealous coz we're on celebrity jeopardy and you didn't even make the cut!"

Finishing his statement Tas stuck his thumbs in his ears and wiggled his fingers about while making funny noises with his tounge stuck out.

OOC: Jerry jerry jerry...

Lunitari0
12/09/2003 10:13 PM

The raven-haired heir to the Silvanesti throne shook her head at the events of the day thus far.

Things get so out of hand when you get to emotional.

Frowning at the young mage in the audience as he continued to heckle Usha, a flash of amusement quickly crossed her beautiful features as she watched Tas valintly - in his own way - defend the girl.

With a softness that could be seen under her cool exterior, Alhana smiled at Usha encouragingly.

eswiftfire
12/10/2003 8:04 AM

"Hah! I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" Eliar roared back at the kender, a Monty Python Quotes for Dummies book in his hand.

eswiftfire
12/10/2003 8:30 AM

OOC: Hey, Straea, you still wanna rejoin Future Fellowship 2? You still have two characters over there. I can easily give you an opening!

Avenging_Angel
12/10/2003 8:35 AM

Usha glared at Eliar. Taking hope from the encouragement of the other contestants, she desperately tried to find an insult. Suddenly there was a poof! of green smaok, and Jazara appeared. "Eliar,


You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"


"And your father was a smelly son of a camel, while your mother was commonly known as simply "The Drooler!" She yelled, irked.

Then with another poof!,she vanished.

Usha sighed. "What's te first question?" she asked, trying to still play Jeopardy.

OOC: I like your new sig, swifty.

Aeramae
12/10/2003 10:37 AM

Alexis glanced at the cards and prepared to ask the first question, when she remembered that she didn't know which question to ask.

"Usha, you need to pick a number in the category you selected," she calmly reminded the young girl.

Meanwhile, a burly security guard was trying to get back his things after placing the kender back behind the podium where he belonged.


OOC: That'd be great Swifty, but I forgot who my characters were and what they were doing. Could you help me?

eswiftfire
12/10/2003 12:34 PM

OOC: Hehe, thanks, A_A. Well, you have two characters, one was, um... with the Atthole Tours, the other was an elf running away from dark knights.

Lunitari0
12/10/2003 1:25 PM

OOC: Angel, just curious. Who's Jazara?

eswiftfire
12/10/2003 9:20 PM

OOC: Her freelancing thread ender.

erylaen
12/11/2003 8:21 PM

OOC: OOh, Ooh, i want to be amongst the audience!

*Throws popcorn from the front seat*
"Come on, we haven't gotten all day!"

eswiftfire
12/12/2003 1:30 AM


*Throws popcorn from the front seat*
"Come on, we haven't gotten all day!"


"Yeah! We haven't gotten all day! Boooooo!" Eliar agreed with the person throwing popcorn from the front seat.

krackah
12/12/2003 11:00 AM

Tas drummed his finger nails. He was getting bored. He walked up to Alexis and pulled on her sleeves.

"'Scuse me.. Can I please pick a catagory? She's taking too long. I mean I love Usha and all, but.."

Lunitari0
12/12/2003 6:03 PM

Alhana silently shook her head. Her elven etiquet may not have agreed with the heckle's, but she agreed that things had to get moving.

Avenging_Angel
12/13/2003 5:16 PM

"I said "Animals" USha exclaimed, glowering at their host.

eswiftfire
12/13/2003 8:40 PM

OOC: Oh no... don't tell me Straea's gone again!!

Avenging_Angel
12/14/2003 12:41 PM

OOC:

Straea's gone again!!


Shit!

Lunitari0
12/14/2003 4:27 PM

OOC: Hopefully she'll be back soon.

Aeramae
12/15/2003 7:12 AM

OOC: I'm not gone. As I mentioned in OOC: Eliar Swiftfire, I've been in the hospital the last couple of days. I'm kind of loopy on pain meds right now, but I'll be back later on this afternoon to post something substantial in this thread. Oh, and A_A, you have to pick a category and denomination or else I can't ask you the question.

Avenging_Angel
12/15/2003 8:07 AM

OOC:

Oh, and A_A, you have to pick a category and denomination or else I can't ask you the question.


I did! Twice! "Animals"!

Lunitari0
12/15/2003 2:57 PM


I did! Twice! "Animals"!

OOC: But you have to say for how much money sweets. Like this: I'll take Animals for such and such amount, Alexis.

:)

Aeramae
12/15/2003 7:03 PM

OOC: Luni gets it! She must watch Jeopardy every night!

Lunitari0
12/15/2003 10:09 PM


OOC: Luni gets it! She must watch Jeopardy every night!

OOC: I used to watch it with my grandma when I lived with her. :D

Aeramae
12/16/2003 9:49 AM

Alexis kept from rolling her eyes and heaving a huge sigh. This was going to be a long taping alright. She rubbed her mustache, and smiled once more at Usha.

"Okay, you've chosen the category 'Animals'. Would you like a question worth 100, 200, 300, 400, or 500 steel?"

eswiftfire
12/16/2003 9:51 AM


"Okay, you've chosen the category 'Animals'. Would you like a question worth 100, 200, 300, 400, or 500 steel?"


"500! 500!" Eliar shrieked.

Avenging_Angel
12/16/2003 10:39 AM

OOC: OOps!

BIC:"200" Usha said, with a glare at Eliar.

Aeramae
12/16/2003 11:55 AM

"Animals for 200 it is then," Alexis said brightly as she shuffled her cards. "Here's your answer. This animal hops around, eats it's veggies, and has long ears and big feet."

OOC: The first person to answer it will get to pick the new category. I'm keeping this as close to the SNL spoof as possible.

Avenging_Angel
12/16/2003 1:15 PM

Usha's buzzer bleeped.

"Rabbit"

Lunitari0
12/18/2003 12:12 AM

Alhana smiled as Usha was the first one to ring in with the answer, but inwardly kicked herself for not being quicker to the buzzer.

eswiftfire
12/18/2003 1:22 AM

"Bullshit!" Eliar shouted. "It's a kangaroo!"

Avenging_Angel
12/18/2003 8:17 AM

Once again, Jazara appeared.

"It's a kangaroo!"


"No, you are."she stated, and vanished again, leaving a startled Usha.

krackah
12/18/2003 4:17 PM

Tas dug around for his hoopak.

"Can I choose the next question now?" He asked, shaking it to and fro.

Aeramae
12/18/2003 9:16 PM


"Rabbit"


Alexis shook her head and sighed.
"I'm sorry, but your answer must be in the form of a question."

eswiftfire
12/19/2003 7:52 AM


Alexis shook her head and sighed.
"I'm sorry, but your answer must be in the form of a question."


Eliar burst into laughter. "This is fantastic!!! Haha! Dumb Usha doesn't even know that Alexis had given you the answer already! Doesn't matter! Dumb Usha deserves Wussy Palin!"

erylaen
12/20/2003 6:49 PM

Clutches her head, shaking her head and bemoaning her present situation.
Horrible, absolutely Horrible. The worst played out jeopardy ever. With defeated anticipation, she shut her eye and threw the half eaten jug of popcorn onto stage with errant aim.

Avenging_Angel
12/20/2003 9:38 PM

OOC: Swifty, I'm taking it that your insults are completely IC, as mine are.

Usha glared at Eliar. "Exscuse me, but i've never played or watched Jeopardy. What is a rabbit?"

Once again, Jazara appeared with a poof. Her robes had Crowd Control in bright letters on the back.

"This is fantastic!!! Haha! Dumb Usha doesn't even know that Alexis had given you the answer already! Doesn't matter! Dumb Usha deserves Wussy Palin!"


" Ah, Eliar, dissappointed that Palin's leaving you? Too bad. You made such a good couple."

Once again, she vanished.

eswiftfire
12/21/2003 12:39 AM


OOC: Swifty, I'm taking it that your insults are completely IC, as mine are.


OOC: ... of course. What would make you think otherwise?

IC:


Usha glared at Eliar. "Exscuse me, but i've never played or watched Jeopardy. What is a rabbit?"


Bugs Bunny came out of nowhere. "I'm a rabbit."

He then walked out of the place.


" Ah, Eliar, dissappointed that Palin's leaving you? Too bad. You made such a good couple."


"Nah, Palin's just a whiny little bitch. He deserves someone who looks like him. Hah!" Eliar laughed assholishly.

Avenging_Angel
12/21/2003 10:16 AM

OOC:

of course. What would make you think otherwise?


Just checking.

BIC: Jazara groaned. This damn crowd was getting unbearable.



"Nah, Palin's just a whiny little bitch. He deserves someone who looks like him. Hah!"


"Which is why you two were such an excellent couple."((>:)))

Jazara waved a hand, and a half eaten jug of popcorn onstage flew out into the crowd, and upended itself over the woman who had thrown it.

Jazara stalked back over to her Crowd Control chair in a corner, and sat down.

Lunitari0
12/21/2003 8:19 PM

The dark haired elven princess stood at her place in shockeed silence. Shaking her head as she ducked a flying piece of popcorn that came out of nowhwere, she grumbled in elvish about how silly Humans could get.

Avenging_Angel
12/22/2003 10:18 AM


The dark haired elven princess stood at her place in shockeed silence. Shaking her head as she ducked a flying piece of popcorn that came out of nowhwere, she grumbled in elvish about how silly Humans could get.


"Oh for Paladine's sake!!" Jazara exclaimed, jumping up in time to cast a spell the rebounded the popcorn back at the thrower. She hurried over to the elven woman. In Silvanesti, she asked "Are you alright your highness? The crowd is worse then it usually is."

Lunitari0
12/22/2003 6:58 PM


"Oh for Paladine's sake!!" Jazara exclaimed, jumping up in time to cast a spell the rebounded the popcorn back at the thrower. She hurried over to the elven woman. In Silvanesti, she asked "Are you alright your highness? The crowd is worse then it usually is."

Looking gratefully at the woman called Jazara, Alhana nodded. "No real harm done," she assured the woman in elvish, "just marvelling at how....active...today has been so far."

The look she surveyed the crowd and stage with was cool, but when she shook her head again, there was a small smile on her lips.

Avenging_Angel
12/22/2003 7:14 PM


just marvelling at how....active...today has been so far."


"Now that's and understatement." She replied, enjoying hte company of the elf woman. A half drunk bottle of rum sailed over head, aimed, badly, at Alhana. "A moment M'lady." she said politely in Silvanesti. She pulled a pouch off her belt, and pulled out a handful of sand. Chanting the spidery words of magic, she spread it in a loose circle around Alhana's podium.

"That will create a sort of force-field, to repel any thrown objects back at the thrower."

Aeramae
12/23/2003 11:56 AM

Alexis pulled at her mustache in frustration, and then forced a smile onto her face.

"Okay people, calm down," she said. "Usha, you still have control of the board. Would you like to stay in the current category, or would you like a new subject?"

OOC: Here's the categories once again. Things You Don't Want to Hear a Kender Say, Things a Mage Carries, Colors, Places on Krynn, and Animals

Avenging_Angel
12/23/2003 1:22 PM

"Current category, for 200"

Lunitari0
12/23/2003 11:22 PM

Nodding as Jazara (sp) explained her reason for the spell, Alhana smiled. "Good idea. Thankyou." The words were spoken with cool Silvanesti formality, but for the first time there was a friendly glint in the elven royal's violet eyes.

As Usha picked another clue from the board, Alhana turned her attention back to the game.

Aeramae
12/26/2003 8:12 AM


"Current category, for 200"


"Alright, animals for 200. The answer is...this supposedly mythological beast can use magic, breathe flames, fly, and crunch small animals and humans in one bite. It's name begins with a 'd'".

Lunitari0
12/26/2003 10:11 PM


"Alright, animals for 200. The answer is...this supposedly mythological beast can use magic, breathe flames, fly, and crunch small animals and humans in one bite. It's name begins with a 'd'".

Pressing her buzzer quickly, Alhana remembered to speak common. "Dragon."

eswiftfire
12/27/2003 1:17 AM

"Hm. Seems that none of them actually GET how to play this. Oh well." Eliar muttered to himself after the elven queen gave her answer.

Lunitari0
12/27/2003 3:19 PM

Alhana muttered something under her breath as she corrected herself quickly, "What is a dragon."

Aeramae
12/28/2003 8:19 AM

Alexis motioned back-stage for one of her mages to take care of the unruly audience. As she waited for them to do their job, she smiled at the elven princess.

"That is correct. Alhana, you now have control over the board. What will it be?"

UndeadDragon
12/28/2003 12:12 PM

Samsterd Yummypu, the most hideous kender ever imagined, made his way down the isle through the audience. Shouts and curses followed him as he fell on top of Eliar.

"Ah, hey Eliar! I thought I saw you down here!"

He stood up, wiped his nose with his hand, and sat next to the manly mage. The stench that he emitted was at its worse, causing many around him to plug their nose.

Lunitari0
12/28/2003 3:44 PM

"I'll take Things a Mage Carries for 300 Alexis." Alhana answered the host as she glanced at the new Kender in the audience.

Avenging_Angel
12/28/2003 8:04 PM

Usha inclined her golden head respectufully.
----

Jazara smiled politley, and then with an extremely inventive curse in dwarven, hurried back out to the crowd, where a pair of gully dwarves were attempting to strangle eachother.

Avenging_Angel
12/28/2003 8:06 PM

Usha inclined her golden head respectufully.
----

Jazara smiled politley, and then with an extremely inventive curse in dwarven, hurried back out to the crowd, where a pair of gully dwarves were attempting to strangle eachother.

Kalia_Majere
12/29/2003 7:00 AM


Usha inclined her golden head respectufully.


OOC: *Cough* Usha isn't blonde...Silver, White or Platinum would have described her better..... and you posted twice ;)

Aeramae
12/29/2003 5:16 PM


"I'll take Things a Mage Carries for 300 Alexis."


"The answer is...these petals smell good and are usually red in color."

Alexis finally caught the eye of one of her red robed mages and nodded at her. The mage left the backstage area and reappeared in the audience in a shower of glitter.

"Eliar! What a pleasant surprise!" Straea exclaimed. "Where's Ballsar?"

Avenging_Angel
12/29/2003 7:17 PM

OOC: Whoops

BIC:


"The answer is...these petals smell good and are usually red in color."


"What is rose petals."

eswiftfire
12/30/2003 1:22 AM


"Eliar! What a pleasant surprise!" Straea exclaimed. "Where's Ballsar?"


"Straaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! It's YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU! Well, Ballsar isn't around much lately, probably playing with his rockhard balls, of course, when I meant balls, I don't mean THOSE balls. I'm talking about the PG-rated balls."

Aeramae
12/30/2003 10:37 AM

"That is correct Usha. You have control over the board once more. Please choose your category," Alexis said. She looked out in the audience and saw her hired mage chatting with one of the hecklers and frowned. She tugged at her mustache and made a mental note to talk to the strange woman after the show.


Straea sat down next to Eliar and smiled sweetly at Alexis. The mustached lady was pissed off, and that wasn't necessarily a bad thing. In fact, it could make the show more interesting. She turned her attention to Eliar and smiled at him.
"So, what kind of mischief are you up to today?"

Avenging_Angel
12/30/2003 11:15 AM

"Current category for 200." she stated, brushing her silver hair out of her face.

Lunitari0
12/30/2003 3:41 PM

A little put out at missing so many questions so far, Alhana sighed as she watched a woman begin speaking to the mage named Eliar. As Usha picked the next category, the elven princess listened carefully for the answer.

Aeramae
12/31/2003 8:51 AM

"The answer is...you can find this on a beach, and when it is heated up just right it turns into glass."

Avenging_Angel
12/31/2003 11:04 AM

"What is sand."

Aeramae
01/01/2004 1:02 PM

"Sand is correct. Please choose again."

eswiftfire
01/04/2004 8:42 AM


"So, what kind of mischief are you up to today?"


"Well, Usha Majere is here, and she's the embodiment of stupidity and bimboness, so I came here to mock the shit out of her. Yay." Eliar said. "I mean, goddamn it, never in my life have I resent someone like Usha that much, she makes whiny bitches like Goldmoon and Crysania look like angels.

Avenging_Angel
01/04/2004 8:58 AM

Jazara appeared in front of Eliar.

"The only whiny bitch here is you! Stop mocking Usha! You're no heroe, you're just a whiny, washed-up mage! Did you defeat Chaos?? Nooo! So shut the f*ck up!"


--------

Usha frowned.

"Animals for 200."

Aeramae
01/04/2004 3:40 PM

Alexis smiled gently at Usha.
"You've already picked Animals for 200. Please pick again."

Straea laughed at Usha's mistake.
"My gods! How can you forget what you picked only a few turns ago?"

Lunitari0
01/04/2004 3:52 PM

"With all the craziness around here today, I'm surprised anyone can remember anything." Alhana muttered in Silvanesti elvish.

Avenging_Angel
01/04/2004 5:06 PM

"THen things You don't want to hear a Kender say, for 200."



"My gods! How can you forget what you picked only a few turns ago?"


Jazara glowered.

"The same way you forget wipe your ass after you use the toilet."
she stated, wrinkling her nose.

eswiftfire
01/06/2004 8:56 AM

"Bah. What I've battled in my own world were way more powerful than that jolly red giant who dared call himself the Father of All And Nothing. That dumb fucking piece of crap was even less inspiring than villains in Saturday morning cartoons. The fact that he could actually defeat the gods of Krynn showed how pathetic the gods here are." Eliar snorted. "Usha? Hero? My ass. All she did was whine and bitch and waited for some KENDER and some sissified white robe boy to save her ass, and SO BRAVELY catch hold of Chaos' drop of blood with some dumbass crystal. Bah! If people like that can be considered heroes, my buddies, Gandalf and Harry Potter, are gods here already."

Aeramae
01/08/2004 8:47 AM


"THen things You don't want to hear a Kender say, for 200."


Alexis switched cards and found the answer she was looking for. She cleared her throat, glared at Straea and the spikey haired mage she was sitting next to, and read off the card.

"This word begins with an o and ends with an s."

----------
Straea patted Eliar's hand and smiled comfortingly at him.
"Hey, take it easy my friend. We all know what hell H.P. and Gandalf went through. Don't let someone defending that girl up there get to you."

Lunitari0
01/08/2004 1:12 PM


Alexis switched cards and found the answer she was looking for. She cleared her throat, glared at Straea and the spikey haired mage she was sitting next to, and read off the card.

"This word begins with an o and ends with an s."

Alhana buzzed in.

"What is "oops."

eswiftfire
01/09/2004 7:58 AM


Straea patted Eliar's hand and smiled comfortingly at him.
"Hey, take it easy my friend. We all know what hell H.P. and Gandalf went through. Don't let someone defending that girl up there get to you."


"Breathe in! Breathe out! Breathe in! Breathe out!" Eliar said to himself. "Right, thanks Straea. Hmph. It's funny I'm still in this world, when I can go over to Middle-Earth to smoke some crack with my hobbit buddies."

Aeramae
01/09/2004 9:47 PM


"What is "oops."


"That is correct. Choose your category please."

Lunitari0
01/10/2004 11:00 AM



"That is correct. Choose your category please."

"I'll take Things You Don't Want To Hear a Kender Say for 300, Alexis."

eswiftfire
01/12/2004 11:23 PM

OOC: Straea. You still have an elvish woman in the Ergoth arc of Future Fellowship 2, ya know. If you want to rejoin, I can set it up easily for you.

Aeramae
01/13/2004 9:17 PM


"I'll take Things You Don't Want To Hear a Kender Say for 300, Alexis."

Alexis nodded and read off the next answer. She had given up on the duo in the audience. Which was best for her all things considered.
"This phrase usually pertains to another persons belongings and is 3 words long."

-----------
Straea smiled to herself. It looked like Alexis wasn't going to try to hassle her after the show after all. Good, that meant she had learned her lesson...


OOC: Sorry for letting this drop! Swifty, I'd love that.....who was my character in there again, and what was she supposed to be doing?

eswiftfire
01/13/2004 10:23 PM


OOC: Sorry for letting this drop! Swifty, I'd love that.....who was my character in there again, and what was she supposed to be doing?



OOC: Er, can't remember her name. But she was in the Ergoth arc, running away from the dark knights. She was with some Kagonesti elves.

erylaen
01/14/2004 3:22 PM

No more OOCs! NO more OOCs! COme on, more action! WHo's with me?!

00C:00c: Hehe, woah, that was a handful there angel.

Lunitari0
01/15/2004 2:38 PM


Alexis nodded and read off the next answer. She had given up on the duo in the audience. Which was best for her all things considered.
"This phrase usually pertains to another persons belongings and is 3 words long."

Alhana thought for a moment than buzzed in. "What is "Is this yours?"?

Aeramae
01/15/2004 3:55 PM

"That is correct. You still-" Alexis was cut off by the sound of a buzzer. "And it looks like we are going on to Final Jeopardy, seeing as how one contestant is comatose, one is fading in and out of play, and one is actually participating. The Final Jeopardy category is Gods & Goddesses and the answer is: This Goddess resides in a red moon."


Straea laughed at Alexis.
"Oh man, is her daddy ever going to be disappointed in her! I tried to help her, I mean, I even gave her that moustache, but she just can't follow in his footsteps!"

Lunitari0
01/15/2004 4:02 PM


"That is correct. You still-" Alexis was cut off by the sound of a buzzer. "And it looks like we are going on to Final Jeopardy, seeing as how one contestant is comatose, one is fading in and out of play, and one is actually participating. The Final Jeopardy category is Gods & Goddesses and the answer is: This Goddess resides in a red moon."

Once again, the elven princess buzzed in. "Who is Lunitari."

eswiftfire
01/18/2004 11:13 PM

"She got it right! She got it right!" Eliar wept tears of manly emotion and threw confetti. "Er... she did, right?|

Avenging_Angel
01/19/2004 7:05 AM

Usha atttempted to buzz in, too late.

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Jazara groaned as Eliar began to weep. "GODS DAMNIT!" SHe yelled, and finally snapped. She chanted, and flung a humongous fireball into the audience, then vanished with a *poof!*, into "OOC:OOCeswiftfire; )".

Aeramae
01/20/2004 11:10 AM

Alexis wept for joy.
"Yes," she said between her tears, "that is the correct answer."
She dried her tears and handed Alhana a large, cardboard blank check.
"Alhana is our winner of Celebrity Jeopardy. I'm Alexis Trebeck, and thank you for joining us. Time for me to go home and shot myself. Excuse me."

Straea had barely enough time to reflect the fireball back out into the play area. She watched as it engulfed Alexis.
"Ooops," she said. "Oh well, I guess she doesn't need to waste time going home!"


---THE END

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