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TolkaninFaznin
10/24/2000 5:54 PM

K shrugged at the comment, "Sure, I'll sleep with the winner, just as long as I git a split of the whole. I'm willing to over diversion."

The_Hooded_One
10/26/2000 2:47 AM

*Bill bangs his fist on the table.*

"It's settled then." Bill says with gusto and covers his face with a large handkerchief (or is it a kerchief? they all wear them in westerns anyways)*

Dragon Peak
Where F**K Lives
Minus the *'s

The_Thorn
10/26/2000 11:39 AM

Slim covers his face with some cloth also. He check to make sure he has plenty of ammo for his shotgun and revolver. "I'm ready," he says.

Joe_Ghostbuster
10/26/2000 1:47 PM

Ghostbuster replaces the spoons in his holsters with pistols.Someone might recognize him from the spoons.
He ties a bandana to his face and mumbles the apraximate of "Lets get us some gold!"

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"he is such a fuck... lol..."- Slappy

TolkaninFaznin
10/26/2000 4:01 PM

K is already outside of the bank, propositioning the best way she can think of; dancing seductively in the middle of the street stark naked. Not only to the pastrons and workers of the bank come out to see, but also many other nearby shoppes are emptied.

The_Hooded_One
10/27/2000 4:57 AM

*Bill looks at K.*

"Ohhh K. You know I have issues with seeing you naked." Bill says. A small white liquid covering the front of his pants.

*Recovering quickly however, Bill shoots a couple of guards and runs into the bank.*



Dragon Peak
Where F**K Lives
Minus the *'s

The_Thorn
10/27/2000 11:40 AM

Slim ducks into the bank behind Bill. He immediately looks for the vault. He spots it towards the back. Figuring he can probably carry a fair amount Long Jon heads right for it.

Joe_Ghostbuster
11/01/2000 1:05 PM

As Bill is acting typically stupid and shoots people who aren't even looking at him,and Long Jhon is acting typically sneaky and heading straight for the money,Ghostbuster is acting typically kender like and examaning the guards pouches and money belts.
As the guards wake up from thier sleepy wet dreams to find two of thier number dead and most of the rest robbed within an inch of thier lives,even thier clothes gone and only the soggy underwear still on.
Naturally,they chase the kender.Ghostbuster takes one look behind him,and runs at top speed after Bill and Long John,reaching record escape speed. __________________________________________________

"he is such a fuck... lol..."- Slappy

The_Thorn
11/02/2000 10:42 AM

Slim hits the vault but finds it locked. Using one of his minor skills, Long Jon proceeds to pick it, listening to the old tumblers clank into place. After several seconds, the massive vault door swings open and Slim steps inside.

Joe_Ghostbuster
11/02/2000 11:53 AM

Ghostbuster runs into the vault,shooting at the men at his back and shouting curses.
"Pink fluffy horse wackers!Long Jon,close the damn vault door!"he shouts,and shoots off a salvo of bullets,making the guards retreat for a while.

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"he is such a fuck... lol..."- Slappy

TolkaninFaznin
11/02/2000 4:20 PM

K's giant clawed arms tear easily at the bank's ceiling. With an angry growl, she shoves Ghostbuster and Bill into the vault with Long Jon and slams the door closed. Then, tenderly pumping her wings, she lifts up, vault and all, and heads away from the town.

The_Hooded_One
11/03/2000 12:58 AM

*Bill trips over as he is shoved into the cell by K the dragon. Feeling the entire vault being lifted off the ground. Bill looks at the guys.*

"An unorthodox method for sure, effective though."

Dragon Peak
Where F**K Lives
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The_Thorn
11/11/2000 10:47 AM

"that was certainly profitable," says Slim, barely noticing the vault was flying.

The_Thorn
11/13/2000 9:52 AM

Slim pours several bags of cash through his fingers, then shouts to the dragon, "Hey, pretty thing, maybe you could go for a real man tonight."

Joe_Ghostbuster
11/13/2000 10:30 AM

Ghostbuster opens a sack of money and smiles at the cash."This here is enough money to get all the lady's you want,Slim.An' they don havta be dragonlady's too."

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"Observe the spider, how patiently he weaves his web.Then squash the sucker."-Garfield

The_Thorn
11/14/2000 6:53 AM

"Too true, too true," laughs Long Jon as he hugs the kender sheriff. "We did it, and now we're all filthy rich outlaws."

Joe_Ghostbuster
11/14/2000 2:51 PM

Ghostbuster luaghs too,and thinks that with a few more hugs he would be much richer.He hides the pouch in his clothes.

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"Observe the spider, how patiently he weaves his web.Then squash the sucker."-Garfield

The_Hooded_One
11/15/2000 1:59 AM

"Wahoooooooo!" Bill screams joyfully and dances around in circles joyfully. "I'm gonna buy me a brothel!"

Dragon Peak
Where F**K Lives
Minus the *'s

The_Thorn
11/16/2000 11:15 AM

Long Jon cares less that the kender had found one of his money pouches. There was so much to go around that they were all rich, except from maybe the dragon. Who knew how much it took a dragon to be rich. Slim flopped down on a pile of money and pulled out a small flask. It was time to start drinking.

Joe_Ghostbuster
11/17/2000 1:15 PM

Ghostbuster decides to go to sleep."Wake me when we arrive.I wanna buy me a few sherrifs in a few towns."

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The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering.
He who dies with the most toys,wins.

The_Thorn
11/21/2000 11:23 AM

"Okay," hiccups Slim, putting his drink down. He pulled out some Pax Tharkas Red to roll a smoke. What a haul he thought as he lit up.

The_Thorn
12/19/2000 11:31 AM

SLim realized that Ghostbuster and Blackhat Bill had both fallen asleep. With their descent Long Jon and the great blue rounded up all the cash and left the other two for each other.

The_Hooded_One
12/25/2000 10:51 PM

*Blackhat Bill wakes up.*

"Hey! Where the fuck did Long Jon go?"

Dragon Peak
Where F**K Lives
Minus the *'s

Joe_Ghostbuster
12/28/2000 7:17 AM

"Stop yer shoutin'!"shouts Ghostbuster at Bill.
He reaches for his pillow of cash,then realizes it isn't there.He's awake in a flash."Why the scoundrel took all our money while we was sleeping!"says the kender,admiration mixed with anger in his voice.

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'Cry Havoc!And let slip the dogs of war.'
Shakespeare,Julius Caesar

The_Thorn
12/28/2000 12:56 PM

Long Jon Slim rests in his secret hideout. He had his big score (what was left after the dragonlady had taken her share). He could retire now and live happily ever after (with a nice prostitute or two).

The_Hooded_One
12/29/2000 1:58 AM

"Well I'll be damned." Bill says flabbergasted. "Of all the low down dirty tricks. I would've thought you might do it kender, but not Long Jon... dang him." Bill spits out some tobacco. "As it happens however, I have a map to his hideout. Lets get us a posse and hunt that vermin down."


Dragon Peak
Where F**K Lives
Minus the *'s

Joe_Ghostbuster
12/29/2000 7:34 AM

"Right."says Ghostbuster."I'ma a kender,so I couldn't gather a posse,people woulds thinks I was trying to steal from them.Yer gonna have to do it."

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'Cry Havoc!And let slip the dogs of war.'
Shakespeare,Julius Caesar

The_Hooded_One
01/06/2001 11:07 PM

*Black Hat Bill considers.*

"I guess... actually... the Young Guns owe me a favor. Although finding them will be tough. There a lot of bars they like to frequent."

*Black Hat Bill scratches his stubbly chin.*

"Well dang it. How hard can Long Jon be to take down? Let's just kill'm without a god-dang posse."

Dragon Peak
Where F**K Lives
Minus the *'s

The_Thorn
01/09/2001 7:12 AM

Unbeknownst to Bill and the Kender sheriff, Long Jon had a spending problem, and within a matter of days (three to be specific) he had spent the entire haul. With no money, SLim tries to figure out who he's gonna scam next.

The_Thorn
01/16/2001 6:56 PM

With no money left, Long Jon Slim did what he did everytime he ran out of cash, he headed to the Solamnic Ranger's Headquarters. Once reaching there he checked the local board for wanted posters. He didn't find himself on there but Black Hat Bill was. So was another known scum that Slim hated, Garet Jaxus. Long Jon would hunt him down.

TolkaninFaznin
01/18/2001 12:52 PM

K slept comfortably on her gold pile, which had collected much over the years. Still, she coulnd't help but feel guilty. Finally, she left her hidden domain to find the kender sheriff and that love of a man Bill, carting with her two large bags of goldpieces.

Joe_Ghostbuster
01/21/2001 6:53 AM

Ghostbuster looks up to find a red dragon flying towards him and Bill."Hey Black Hat!Its that yeller damned whore-dragon,with our money!Lets kill her!"



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'Cry Havoc!And let slip the dogs of war.'
Shakespeare,Julius Caesar

Mertonius
02/13/2001 8:53 PM

Suddenly, a tall red-skinned elf with a feathered headdress pops out of the bushes.

"You too noisy! Tanto having hard hard time humping elf-wife."

With that pronouncement., the red-skinned elf returned to bushes, and after a moment or two, groans started emanating from that location. Suddenly, there was a flash of light. And then there was..........Me

Joe_Ghostbuster
02/15/2001 10:11 AM

"God darned elf indjins!"Ghostbuster spits."I must be in a resarvation."
'Cry Havoc!And let slip the dogs of war.'
Shakespeare,Julius Caesar

The_Thorn
02/17/2001 2:08 PM

Long Jon Slim went to the local tavern, the Spiney Cactus, to see if he could gather information on Garet Jaxus. He got a beer and began to listen to several conversations, trying to pick up on any leads.

Mertonius
02/25/2001 9:35 PM

OOC: Howdy, anyone here.... Mike Test.. Hello????

Eye em trying two type using my voice writer butt it paint working.Suddenly, there was a flash of light. And then there was..........Me

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