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Mertonius
08/17/2000 9:18 PM

In an alternate reality, where Solamnic Rangers rode the range. With Black Hat Mages and White Hats mix it up with six guns and bat dung. Where the Kender roam where the dragons and the antelopes play. Come on pardner, cinch up your belt, holster that Colt, round up the posse and head out to the wild yonder.

The man rode in Solace, city of trees, and made his way to the Inn of the Last Home Saloon. Dusting off the dirt he picked up he made his to the bar. Pouches jiggled from his belt with a silver Colt six shooter holstered at his side. He tipped his Black Hat at Otik, barkeep, then sat on one of the stools. He orders some beer and takes a long swig from it before he slams it down hard.

The_Hooded_One
08/17/2000 11:15 PM

*Hooded walks into the bar with a black hat. That's right, there is a hood built into the black hat. Hooded wears a knife shaped gun strapped in an ankle holster. In between chews of tobacco.*

"Barkeep, a bottle of amber liquid and make it snappy." Hooded catches the bottle as it slides along the bar and turns to the other resident black hat. "Howdy stranger."




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Joe_Ghostbuster
08/18/2000 4:50 AM

Ghostbuster walks into the Saloon wearing a plaid hat. He has a spoon shaped holster on each of his ankles.
"All right ya all, I'm the thoughest, meanest, most fast borower in the whole of Kyrnn, so don't try anything on me."
"Barkeep! A glass of your best dwarf spirits!"

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Joe Ghostbuster,Wild West Sharp borower-"I'm the thoughest, meanest, most fast borower in the whole of Kyrnn."

Mertonius
08/18/2000 6:49 PM

The man with the black hat takes one quick look
at the Kender cowboy wannabe and then takes a long
swig from his beer. He takes out a tobacco and
started chewing it. Seeing that only the Hooded
Cowboy was watching he spits some of the tobacco
into a passing barmaids trayfull of wine she was
taking to a number of elves (of course, those soft
footed city slickers ain't worth squat when in a
gunfight). She didn't even see the floating bits
and pieces in the pitcher.

The black hat mage gives the Hooded Cowboy a wink
and grinned.

Aestas_Tamwe_Jume
08/18/2000 9:02 PM

Aestas swaggers in, a cougar magnum dangling lazily from her caddywampus belt.

with her hair twisted loosely up, a worn pair of leather chaps and a skanky grin, she orders a Spiced Tater in an iced glass and keeps it clean away from the mage in the black hat.

The_Hooded_One
08/19/2000 4:59 AM

*Hooded tips his hat in the black hat's direction and scowls in the direction of the elves. Hooded shapes his hand into a gun, and pretends to shoot the elves with it. Signalling to the black hat there was going to be some gunfire action later on. Turning to see Joe enter the tavern.*

"Howdy Stranger. Them some mighty fine spoons you have holstered up there." Hooded says and turns to the one with the cougar magnum dangling from a caddywampus belt. "Howdy Miss. What's a nice girl like you doing in a bad place like this?"



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Aestas_Tamwe_Jume
08/19/2000 9:41 AM

hehehe this is so much fun




"I'm just lookin for a cowboy name of Black Hat Bill. You seen him 'round these here parts?"

The_Hooded_One
08/19/2000 4:08 PM

"Black Hat Bill you say..." Hooded scratches his chin which is perpetually covered in about 3 days worth of stubble.
"Anyone looking for Black Hat Bill is looking for trouble. Maybe you should mosy on out of town and forget about this Black Hat Bill."




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Aestas_Tamwe_Jume
08/19/2000 9:18 PM

Aestas slams her glass down on the rickety bar.


"I'll tell you somethin bout Black Hat Bill! Whats with me and he ain't your damn business pardner!"

she runs two fingers over the brim of her cocked hat, pouting at him as she stands bowlegged and boyish before him.


"I'll tell You somethin, honky. There ain't room in this town for the two of us, me n Black Hat Bill. Now i'd respect if you'd tell me if hes been in these parts...."

Joe_Ghostbuster
08/20/2000 6:58 AM

Ghostbuster turns to Aestas so that she can see the sherif's badge on his shirt.
"I'ma lookin' for Black Hat Bill too, lil' lady.How 'bout we team up?"

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Joe Ghostbuster,Wild West Sharp borower-"I'm the thoughest, meanest, most fast borower in the whole of Kyrnn!"

Aestas_Tamwe_Jume
08/20/2000 12:56 PM

"alright....are you the sherrif in these here parts?"

Joe_Ghostbuster
08/20/2000 2:25 PM

"I am the sheriff in them parts out east, lil' lady."
"Me an Black Hat Bill, we've been enemies since
I heard of him."
"He's one of the baddest staff slingers in the whole of Kyrnn, and you'lla need protection from his death bandits."

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Joe Ghostbuster,Wild West Sharp borower-"I'm the thoughest, meanest, most fast borower in the whole of Kyrnn!"

Aestas_Tamwe_Jume
08/20/2000 7:11 PM

"I always carry my protection right here, on my hip," She swivels to the side, flashing her really cool gun in the hazy light of the afternoon sun.


"I graduated from Humpme Dumpme bordello , down the road a peice, an i shot a fair share of men before, an i cleaned out many a tavern. i can drink with the best of 'em.

Now you help me find him or i blow yer balls off."


she lifts his stubbly chin with one finger and looks him dead in the eye.

"is that clear, Mister Sherrif?"

Joe_Ghostbuster
08/20/2000 7:26 PM

(OOC:I'm a kender, a unuasually serios kender, a kender sherrif, but a kender.Not sure if you remember)
"I'lla help you, even if I lose my balls, missy, 'cuse I'ma sherrif and I keep my word.
Ghostbuster reaches his palm out to Aeastes and spits on it.
"So, do we search for that bastard son of a whore, Black Hat Bill?"

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Joe Ghostbuster,Wild West Sharp borower-"I'm the thoughest, meanest, most fast borower in the whole of Kyrnn!"

Mertonius
08/20/2000 7:58 PM

Suddenly a tall, dark and goodlookin man in a black suit enters the bar. Several of the guest looks over to him, muttering something. He looks around and says, "I'm Jim West and I'm after Doctor Loveless..." He sees the elves.

"Oops, wrong set."

Mertonius
08/20/2000 8:01 PM

OOC: OOPS sorry for that :)
I'll try to keep those other varmints out.

Aestas_Tamwe_Jume
08/20/2000 8:03 PM

OOC: i dont' like will smith and what kinda gun should i have



and sorry i forgot about the whole facial hair thing.... and do kender have balls anyways?



"Goooood. Les go!" she turns on her heel and swaggers toward the door, eyeing mertonius up and down and tipping her hat.

Joe_Ghostbuster
08/20/2000 9:54 PM

(OOC:Yes kender have balls, its sort of a species requirment)
Ghostbuster follows Aestas out, tipping his hat to Hooded and Mert on the way out.
"Wer'a goin' to find Black Hat Bill, pardners."

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Joe Ghostbuster,Wild West Sharp borower-"I'm the thoughest, meanest, most fast borower in the whole of Kyrnn!"

Joe_Ghostbuster
08/20/2000 10:54 PM

OOC:We need someone to be Black Hat Bill so we can meet him at high noon.;)
I will be a battle of epic proportions!

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Joe.

The_Hooded_One
08/21/2000 2:46 AM

lol, one Black Hat Bill coming up.

*Hooded tips his hat to the two stangers and exchanges an amused glance with the locals.*

----Meanwhile Outside The Tavern---

*Black Hat Bill stands outside the tavern with his six shooter already pointing at his two challengers.*

"The names Barnacle Bill. Word travels fast in these parts. I heard you two were nosying around after me. Wait a minute... do I know you?"



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Joe_Ghostbuster
08/21/2000 3:00 AM

"You sure know us Black Hat Bill, w're the people 'ho a gonna take ya down!"
"We gonna give ya till high noon to beat out of this here town, and if ya ain't, well, I reckon we gonna have to shoot you."

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Joe Ghostbuster,Wild West Sharp borower-"I'm the thoughest, meanest, most fast borower in the whole of Kyrnn!"

The_Hooded_One
08/21/2000 3:06 AM

*Black Hat Bill spits out a glob of tobacco.*

"I'll be seeing ya at noon. I hope ya ma wants yous two to keep up a high iron diet." Says Black Hat Bill and walks into the tavern to drink a beer. Deciding to fill in time before noon.*


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Aestas_Tamwe_Jume
08/21/2000 6:33 AM

aestas kicks the wad of tobacco, then turns to the sherrif.

"aye, ol' Barnacle butt knows me a little too well for my likin'. Hell, i cou'd tell you bout the birthmark on his sorry old carrot. heh, more likin a radish..." she unhitches her rope and slaps her chaps with it, sending up little puffs of dust.

TolkaninFaznin
08/21/2000 6:46 AM

k'Sanderlynn came sauntering down the stairs, holding her skirt high so as not to trip on it and also to give customer prospects a peek at her long legs. She notices as Black Hat Bill enters, a patron of hers some years prior, and smiles, approaching.
"Hey, there, stranger. How'd you like to buy a girl a drink?"

The_Hooded_One
08/21/2000 3:59 PM

*Hearing the embarrassing story about his precariously placed birthmark. Black Hat Bill gives the cowgirl a second look. 'Oh no' Black Hat Bill thinks to himself. Seeing the attractive lady walk down the staircase, Black Hat Bill beams and looks hungrily at her leg. Here was a lady that respected confidentiality.*

"Why sure k'Sanderlynn. I've always got time to buy a drink for a pretty lady. Maybe we could fit in something else before noon?" Black Hat Bill says with a wink.

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TolkaninFaznin
08/21/2000 6:15 PM

K smiles invitingly. "For the right price, I gather." She pulls herself up onto the counter and crosses her legs seductively. Getting a glance out the window, she smirks, "Whose your kender friend there, Bill? I always thought you rode alone! Bet you check your saddlebag often with a pardner like that, eh Bill?" She pulled stray strands of fiery red hair behind her ears, her bright green eyes sparkling. She certainly was a gem of the human species.

Joe_Ghostbuster
08/21/2000 7:28 PM

Ghostbuster walks in the saloon.
"I ain't no pardner to no outlaw, k'Sanderlynn."
"Me and my lady pardner are givin Black Hat Bill here till high noon to get out of town."
"If he ain't gonna leave, he gonna be shot down."
Ghostbuster winks at k'Sanderlynn.
"Ever been with a kender, lady?"
"No? Well, I'll just say that we borrow the show."

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Joe Ghostbuster,Wild West Sharp borower-"I'm the thoughest, meanest, most fast borower in the whole of Kyrnn!"

Aestas_Tamwe_Jume
08/21/2000 7:36 PM

Aestas looks over the whore.


"She's got a tough job. but i bet she likes the daily grind (and bump)."


;)

Aestas_Tamwe_Jume
08/21/2000 9:22 PM

if you ever get sick, you can just borrow from a fellow female fornicator (FFF) and they can help you get back on your feet- or should i say your back- again.

Aestas_Tamwe_Jume
08/21/2000 9:24 PM

and if you get tired of whoring, you could open up a candy store- five cents a pop, tne cents a blow.

Aestas_Tamwe_Jume
08/21/2000 9:25 PM

or if you become a loosey goosey and business "drops off"


you can become a gymnast- we could call you Lickety-Split!

Aestas_Tamwe_Jume
08/21/2000 9:27 PM

or maybe soccer- haha, i can imagine now-


"I'm OPEN, I'm OPEN!"




they have no idea...

Aestas_Tamwe_Jume
08/21/2000 9:29 PM

maybe, when your jumblies get all saggy like a sock w/ a marble in it- you know, all pruny and veiny and white and chalky...from not wearing a bra for years, you can run around and slap ppl with them. some ppl do make a living off that , you know.

Joe_Ghostbuster
08/21/2000 9:36 PM

(OOC:Aestas, you are aching for attention aren't you.
all right.);)
Ghostbuster turns to Aestas and says:
"So, can you pass the mustard?"

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Joe Ghostbuster,Wild West Sharp borower-"I'm the thoughest, meanest, most fast borower in the whole of Kyrnn!"

The_Hooded_One
08/22/2000 2:57 AM

*Black Hat Bill grins at K and deposits a gold nugget down her top, Black Hat Bill watches it disappear into the voluminous cleavage.*

"Why of course pretty lady. We all have to earn a livin' somehow." Bill says admiring the feminine figure in front of him with undisguised lust. Turning to the kender. "My my. Mighty feisty for a cut purse kender aren't ye. Come high noon cut-purse, you'll be the first yellow belly, dirt lickin' kender in the west." Black Hat Bill says tauntingly and turns to Aestas, "And ye stop mentioning me birthmark or I'll tan ye hide. Before high noon'n'after high noon."


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Aestas_Tamwe_Jume
08/22/2000 5:17 PM

"I bet you could tan my hide w/ just your smell, you sheep-rutter!"

Mertonius
08/22/2000 8:55 PM

A horse cantered into town, its rider wearing a faded gray hat. He stopped in front of the inn, took one look at the people standing there arguing, shrugged, and went in.

All hell broke loose after he entered.

The Man in Black pulled his colt but before he can fire the man in gray took a shot that sent his revolver flying. One of the elves pulled a sawed-off shotgun and fired at the man in gray.

The Elves and the Man in Black are in cahoots together!!!

The Gray Hat mage ducked out into a corner and used the toppled table as cover as he blew the brains of one of the elves through.

Otik dropped his bulk as the gunfight started, screaming for Caramon and Raistlin, the twins who became heroes during the War of the Lance.

(OOC: Time to provide a background in this reality. This happened about ten years after the War of the Lance. Raistlin managed to escape the Abyss with the help of his friends since Sturm hadn't died at the assault of the High Clerist Tower and a cleric managed to diagnose Flint's heart ailment quite early on. Raistlin is still a black robed mage but now is able to keep a lid on his ambitions. And oh yeah, he got married to Chrysanna in this reality, who is now expecting a child soon. Remmember that this is an Alternate Reality.)

Aestas_Tamwe_Jume
08/22/2000 9:39 PM

A bullet nearly grazing her face, Aestas delivers a roundhouse to the nearest elf and socks him in the face with his own gun as it falls from his numbing hands.


Taking hers out in a flash, she stands next to the Grey Man, and leaning back with her arms nearly straight, fires immaculately away.

The_Hooded_One
08/23/2000 1:44 AM

*Black Hat Bill jumps over a table, joining the elves.*

"Faded Gray Hat." Bill spits angrily. Not being able to match Gray Hat in a direct shoot out, Bill bides his time under the cover of the table. Hearing a rasping coughing noise, Bill hollers in triumph.*

"Cough Cough Cowboy, over here!" Bill says to Raistlin.

*The plan is executed, Raistlin (aka Cough Cough Cowboy) joins the black hats and elves in the duel. Over the racket of gunfire, a deep baritone is heard.*

"Raist, Raist..." Caramon says confused and jumps over the black hats table to join his brother.



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Aestas_Tamwe_Jume
08/23/2000 8:21 AM

we're listening in english

Joe_Ghostbuster
08/23/2000 3:44 PM

(OOC:I have an idea. Lets make all wizards cast spells out of old wild west style guns and the like, ok?)
Ghostbuster overturns a table and moves it back to where Grey Hat and Aestas are.
Seeing Raistlin fire a spell at them, he whips out one of his spoons and fires it.Out comes a white, semi real ray of light.
The light hits Raist's Fireball and reflects it back at the archmage.
The archmage seems angry, and after shooting the fireball to nothing, he raises a his colt, and fires four Ice beams at the kender.
Deflecting those too, Ghostbuster shouts at Grey Hat and Aestas who are busy fighting Black Hat and the Elves.
"We need to get out of here! I can't stop hum much longer, and while death is not the final frontier, I'd like to stay alive for now!"

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Joe Ghostbuster,Wild West Sharp borower-"I'm the thoughest, meanest, most fast borower in the whole of Kyrnn!"

The_Hooded_One
08/23/2000 4:01 PM

(if you're listening in english. How about explaining yourself in english)

"Eavesdropping being a special talent of Bill's, he hears the conversation and jumps out the window. Ready to ambush any escape plans.*

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Aestas_Tamwe_Jume
08/23/2000 4:16 PM

i didn't understand what that whole raistlin thing was about, so i suggested you speak in english...never mind.

Joe_Ghostbuster
08/23/2000 5:24 PM

Hey, now we got an oppening for Grey Hat.
Unless Mert is him.

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Joe.

The_Hooded_One
08/23/2000 9:17 PM

ahhh. Umm. Sheesh, now I'm confused.
I mentioned Raist coz Mert mentioned Raist. Mert
mentioned Raist coz this is an alternative reality
western Krynn?
Isn't Mert Gray Hat? and Raist is just someone
for all of us to control?
I dunno whatever.






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Aestas_Tamwe_Jume
08/23/2000 9:53 PM

we could pretend none of that happened and that Grey Hat (mert) defeated neone who was shooting at him, w/ the help of the Quickest Female Draw in the West, Aestas.

The_Hooded_One
08/24/2000 2:19 AM

(ok!)

*Black Hat Bill grows impatiant with the stand off.*

"I am impatiant with the stand off." Shouts out Black Hat Bill.*

*I should just stand up and shoot at them, thinks Black Hat Bill.*

"I'm just going to stand up and shoot at yous." Black Hat Bill says and stands up, spraying the opposite table with bullets from his gnomish 666 Gnome Calibre Shooter.

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Joe_Ghostbuster
08/24/2000 2:28 AM

(Gnomish? Oh, you've given me a feindesh idea;))
Seeing Black Hat go shooting, Ghostbuster (Plaid Hat) takes out his spoons and shoots a ray of semi-light at Black Bill.
The ray hits the gnomish gun."Run ya'all!Thats a gnomish shooter!"
Everybody runs for the doors,Elves and the others together.
*KABOOOM*
Standing outside and seeing the Saloon burn down to a crisp, Ghostbuster says:
"Well, at least he went with a bang."

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Joe Ghostbuster,Wild West Sharp borower-"I'm the thoughest, meanest, most fast borower in the whole of Kyrnn!"

The_Hooded_One
08/24/2000 2:44 AM

*Black Hat Bill walks out of the tavern. His face and hands covered in black soot. Other than that, he is unharmed. Pulling out a conventional dwarven made .44 calbre Thorbardin Special. Black Hat Bill starts shooting all over again.*


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Joe_Ghostbuster
08/24/2000 2:57 AM

"Wait!"
"Black Hat Bill, I reckon its high noon now."
"We must not do it like this,we shall have our shoot out now,here,just me and you.Unless yur yeller!"

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Joe Ghostbuster,Wild West Sharp borower-"I'm the thoughest, meanest, most fast borower in the whole of Kyrnn!"

Joe_Ghostbuster
08/24/2000 3:01 AM

hey, got a idea.
We start the duel at high noon, and the first to write the response gets the first move.Agreed?

The_Hooded_One
08/24/2000 3:28 AM

(lol, okay. When these boards are at 12:00, the shooting starts)



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Joe_Ghostbuster
08/24/2000 4:13 AM

"All right varmit.I'll be seeing you at high noon!"
Taking Grey Hat with him,Ghostbuster suanters away to wait for the duel.

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Joe Ghostbuster,Wild West Sharp borower-"I'm the thoughest, meanest, most fast borower in the whole of Kyrnn!"

Aestas_Tamwe_Jume
08/24/2000 9:20 AM

"Wait a damned minute here," Aestas sidles up to Black Hat Bill and pokes a finger in his chest.


"I sed i get to kill you. No kender sherrif gonna take that away! High noon and I'LL be here."

Joe_Ghostbuster
08/24/2000 1:59 PM

"Now whats this? Me an Black Billy are a'meeting at high noon,not you missy."
"If I have to,I'll take them shooters of yours away."

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Joe Ghostbuster,Wild West Sharp borower-"I'm the thoughest, meanest, most fast borower in the whole of Kyrnn!"

The_Hooded_One
08/24/2000 9:16 PM

*Black Hat Bill spits out a wad of tabacco. Grinning
at Aestas.*

"Yer just stand aside missy. Furst I take care of
that kender feller, then I take care o' you."

*High noon hits town. Bill's opponents miss their
chance to fire a shot. Black Hat Bill draws out two
Minotaur Six Shooters at once (a great show of skill)
and fires off two shots. One heading for the kenders
head. The other heading for Aestas heart. As the bullets
travel through the air. Bill reholsters his guns.*

"I already broke your heart once Aestas. That bullet
will break it a second time." Bill says watching the
bullets travel at Mark 3.

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Joe_Ghostbuster
08/24/2000 10:15 PM

It isn't high noon yet at the boards.
that was against the rules.

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Joe Ghostbuster,Wild West Sharp borower-"I'm the thoughest, meanest, most fast borower in the whole of Kyrnn!"

The_Hooded_One
08/24/2000 11:01 PM

When is high noon then? My message was done at 9:15pm. So I was 9 hours late.


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Joe_Ghostbuster
08/24/2000 11:48 PM

High noon is 12:00 am.
But we could make it now if you really want.

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Joe.

Joe_Ghostbuster
08/25/2000 1:54 AM

(It's now 11:53 am. Reply to this the second it turns twelve.)
Ghostbuster and Black Hat Bill face each other outside the remenants of the Inn of the last home saloon.
"It's not high noon yet, Black Hat.Ye still got time to get out of town."
Ghostbuster fingers the six shooters he 'found' to replace his spoons for this gun duel.

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Joe Ghostbuster,Wild West Sharp borower-"I'm the thoughest, meanest, most fast borower in the whole of Kyrnn!"

Joe_Ghostbuster
08/25/2000 1:58 AM

If you don't show up, I shoot first.
I'll wait for your reply once, and then commence firing without stop.
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Joe.

Joe_Ghostbuster
08/25/2000 2:04 AM

(ok, here I go.)
The sun reached the middle of the sky.
Both gunmen reached for thier weapons.
Ghostbuster got there first.Aiming for Black Hats arm, and his brain, he shot.
The bullet for Black Hats brain missed, and took off his hat.The bullet for his arm hit, shaking the gun out of his hand and numbing it.

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Joe Ghostbuster,Wild West Sharp borower-"I'm the thoughest, meanest, most fast borower in the whole of Kyrnn!"

Aestas_Tamwe_Jume
08/25/2000 8:13 AM

Aestas takes out her cougar magnum and blows the kender's balls off.


"I told you, bastard cut-purse. Get outta my god damned way"



she turns to Black Hat Bill and tips her hat.




" you sure you wanna do this?"

The_Hooded_One
08/25/2000 7:09 PM

*Black Hat Bill takes the shot to his arm cursing the kender and turns to Aestas. Tipping his hat back in return, Bill allows his lips to curl upward slightly. With his good arm he spins his gun around in traditional showman style.*

"I've been waitin' to shoot yer down for years pretty little lady." Bill says re-holstering his gun ready for a shoot out.

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TolkaninFaznin
08/26/2000 10:16 AM

K'sanderlynn stands outside and watches impatiently. She just hopes that Aestas doesn't take out her favorite customer.

Aestas_Tamwe_Jume
08/27/2000 10:28 AM

Aestas comes closer, leaving an inch between their faces.


Her black eyes look him over, with his stubbly chin and broad-brimmed hat.




"I'm gonna kill you this time, ole Bill,




Anything you wanna do or say before you die?"

Joe_Ghostbuster
08/27/2000 2:25 PM

Ghostbuster takes off his crushed ball protector.
"Good thing I was wearing that."
Ghostbuster walks over to Aestas and shakesw her hand.
"Good luck."
He then whispers to Black Hat:"I took all her guns!"
"hehehe."

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Joe Ghostbuster,Wild West Sharp borower-"I'm the thoughest, meanest, most fast borower in the whole of Kyrnn!"

The_Hooded_One
08/28/2000 3:16 AM

*Bill gazes at K'sanderlynn with lust filled eyes and adjusts his pants to allow for the recently apparent extra bulge. Turning back to Aestas, Bill hears the kender whisper and suppresses a grin. Finally a cut-purse came in handy.*

"I sure am ready lil lady. Sure you won't turn yeller and run off in the middle of the duel?"

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Aestas_Tamwe_Jume
08/28/2000 1:28 PM

Aestas discreetly feels the magnum hidden somewheres to make sure it is still there.

Reassured, she spits on his 'bulge'.



"I knew youd end up a stiff somehows today,"

TolkaninFaznin
08/28/2000 2:16 PM

"Could we possibly hurry it up? I could be working now, ya know. A woman don't earn money just by standin' pretty-like."

Joe_Ghostbuster
08/28/2000 5:16 PM

Umm, I'm a kender.
You can't hide anything from me.
Its like a rule of nature.

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Joe.

The_Hooded_One
08/28/2000 5:50 PM

*Bill smirks at Aestas.*

"Not my favourite way of getting it wet, but thanks for the lube anyway. Prepare to be outduelled." Bill says and turns to Tolk. "Don't worry pretty lil lady. This won't take long and I'll be payin ya double for the trouble." Bill says and turns to the kender. "Whatchu lookin' at yeller cut-purse?"

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Joe_Ghostbuster
08/28/2000 7:44 PM

"Its obvious where I'ma lookin' at, Billy Bob."
Ghostbuster takes out one of his guns and points it the unseemly bulge.
"You got a problem with that?"

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Joe Ghostbuster,Founder of the Order of the Plaid Robes-"Ghostbusting is all!"

The_Hooded_One
08/30/2000 2:33 AM

"Damn right I got a problem with that you yeller beller back-stabbing kender."

*Bills spits.*

"Right after Aestas here. You and me gonna have a showdown. Go and smoke your last cigar." Bill says angrily and holds his angry face to sneer at Aestas, then softens his face to grin and wink at K. Then hardens his face to sneer at Aestas again.


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Joe_Ghostbuster
08/31/2000 5:07 AM

Ghostbuster gets a chair and sits down, waiting for Aestas and Bill to shoot themselves dead.
"I'll just kill whoever wins."He confides to K.
Taking out one of Bill's cigars and lighting it, the kender sherrif waits for the showdown.

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Joe Ghostbuster,Wild West Sharp borower-"I'm the thoughest, meanest, most fast borower in the whole of Kyrnn!"

The_Hooded_One
09/01/2000 1:18 AM

"Alright Aestas. No more'a talkin'. Let's do some walkin'. We'll play by minotaur rules. Ten paces in each direction then we turn and shoot." Bill says, using his standard speech before showdowns.



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The_Thorn
09/01/2000 10:52 AM

Before the pair can seperate a loud shot rings out through the noontime air. It hits the dirt slightly behind Bill. A shadow appears atop the Shady Acres Inn. It's a tall wiry man whose features are hidden by the shadows on his face.

"I Long Jon Slim, and I've come to collect the bounty on the head of Black Hat Bill. The Solamnic rides are offerin' 35 steel pence fer yer' head, dead or alive. You can come now as my prisner or I can gun you and those who oppose me down and get my money that way," shouts the lone cowboy.

The_Hooded_One
09/01/2000 6:51 PM

*Bill spots Long Jon Slim and sneers at him.*

"Well well, if it ain't Long Jon Slim... pick a number and get in line. I'm fully booked in the showdown department at the moment." Bill says. "Actually, if I'm gonna have to shoot this many people, I'm going to have a beer first." Bill says and walks into the tavern. Tipping his hat to K on the way with a suggestive wink.


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Joe_Ghostbuster
09/02/2000 1:23 AM

Ghostbuster sighs.
"Will there never be a showdown?!" He shouts to the sky.
Getting no response, Ghostbuster decides to wait no more.
Entering the tavern,He shoots 4 quick bullets at Bill, and ducks behind the bar, pushing the barman out of the way.

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Joe Ghostbuster,Wild West Sharp borower-"I'm the thoughest, meanest, most fast borower in the whole of Kyrnn!"

TolkaninFaznin
09/02/2000 7:32 AM

K follows bill into the Tavern, then stands impatiently and thuroughly ticked off when Ghostbuster has the nerve to shoot. Leaning over the bar, her vuluptuoisness almost spilling out, she plucks the kender from his hiding space and carries him to the entrance. "Give my Bill some peave, you theiving spoon-snatcher!" She drop-kicks him into the street.

The_Hooded_One
09/02/2000 6:25 PM

*Bill flinches when he hears four quick shots go off. Turning around with a gun already in hand, Bill laughs when he sees the feisty kender dropkicked onto the street. Standing up and gliding over to K.*

"Well pretty lil lady." Bill's says, eyes staring unashamedly at K's chest. "Well maybe not so lil." Bill adds and deposits another gold nugget into the cavernous cleavage. "What say you and me go squeek some bed springs."


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Joe_Ghostbuster
09/03/2000 5:21 AM

Ghostbuster would have felt bad about being kicked out of the inn, but after finding a wealth of nuggets hidden in K's blouse, he luaghs and goes in search of a nice kender's brothel.

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Joe Ghostbuster,Wild West Sharp borower-"I'm the thoughest, meanest, most fast borower in the whole of Kyrnn!"

TolkaninFaznin
09/03/2000 8:04 AM

K smiles seductively. "That sounds just fine to me!" She replies, linking arms with Bill.

The_Hooded_One
09/04/2000 3:13 AM

*Bill nods to as yet, unseen lackey.*

"Chase that cut-purse down and rip his heart out. Bring me back his pouches. Who knows what the little thief picked up on his travels." Bill says and watches the lackey run out of the tavern.

*Turning to K, Bill pulls her close.*

"Learn any new tricks since the last time we got down and dirty?" Bill asks hungrily.


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Joe_Ghostbuster
09/04/2000 7:25 AM

At the door to the 'Borrower's female friends'(male friends at higher price) Ghostbuster is stormed by a human, who knocks the kender to the floor.
Shouting at his attacker that he was the sherrif, Ghostbuster reaches for his spoons and fires one lightray down to the ground.
It explodes.
Both the kender and the human are thrown away, Ghostbuster landing on the human hard.
"Now, what is this?""You attacking a sherrif?" "I do hope you got a good explanation, before I throw you to some bored kender I know."
After being told everything he wanted to know, and lots of things he didn't, Ghostbuster once again sets of to kill Black Hat Bill.

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Joe Ghostbuster,Wild West Sharp borower-"I'm the thoughest, meanest, most fast borower in the whole of Kyrnn!"

TolkaninFaznin
09/04/2000 9:21 AM

K lays her hand on Bill's chest. "Ah've learned plenty, and ah've saved it all fer you." If Bill weren't too busy staring down her cavernous clevage, he would have noticed the slight draconic shadow on the wall.

The_Thorn
09/04/2000 2:44 PM

Long Jon Slim finally reaches the door to the tavern. He kicks it open with his riding boot and stands there scanning the room. He sees K wrapped around his reward.

"I said I kill anyone who got in my way," says Long John in a monotone voice. He raises his shotgun and fires off one round at the back of K. He the recocks his gun for a second shot at Bill.

TolkaninFaznin
09/04/2000 3:51 PM

K wasn't too happy being shot at, and as she turns angrilly, whisps of red hair fall from her braid. Her green eyes glitter evilly. "Ah woulnd't suggest that, pardner, you really don't know who yer dealin' with."

The_Hooded_One
09/04/2000 5:02 PM

*'This is the life' thinks Bill to himself. 'My lacky will soon kill the kender. I'll be upstairs with my dream woman. Nothing can go wrong now.'
Bill spins when he hears the gunfire. Drawing two six shooters with lightening speed. Bill spits in annoyance at Long Jon Slim's entrance.*

"You'll pay for that Long Jon." Bill says and fires a few shots at Long Jon while diving for cover.

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The_Thorn
09/05/2000 5:52 AM

Long John grabs a nearby parton, using him as a human shield. After Bill dives for cover, Slim flips a table on its side to have some cover of his own.He fires a couple of random shots over the table and yells over the gunfire, "the only money I'll be payin' with soon is that there bounty on yer head." Long John fires off a couple more rounds, keeping an eye on where Bill as hidden and where his whore has run off to.

TolkaninFaznin
09/05/2000 6:52 AM

The whore has not run off at all, but has fully transformed into a full sized red dragon. Reaching a massive arm over Long John's table barricade, she plucks him up and grabs the gun before he can do anything.

The_Thorn
09/05/2000 8:31 AM

ooc:just curious how you are transforming into a full sized dragon inside a tavern?

Long Jon slips out of his shirt and rolls behind the bar looking for a weapon or a way out.

TolkaninFaznin
09/05/2000 9:43 AM

ooc; lets just say the tavern got a skylight. K drops the shirt and motions for Bill to climb her back. *We're gettin' outta here!*

The_Thorn
09/05/2000 10:54 AM

Long John notices that good ole Otik has a piece strapped to the bottom of the bar. He grabs the Ergothian Magnum and hops to his feet. He sees the dragon attempting to flee with his prey. Slim thinks of all the money he could lose if this one gets away. He aims while the dragon is distracted with Bill and fires off two shots at the dragons right eye.

Joe_Ghostbuster
09/05/2000 11:41 AM

Ghostbuster arrives late at the inn.(He had to go to the little kender cowboy room.)
He arrives just in time to see Long Jihns shots hit the dragons eye.
"Whoo hoo!Good shootin',pardner!
While the dragon is roaring with pain, the kender runs up and on it, facing Black Hat Bill.
"Now Blacky, Die!"
Ghostbuster whips out his guns and shoots Bill in the chest twice.Both shots hit.
"Ha ha!Say yer prayers, varmit!"

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Joe Ghostbuster,Wild West Sharp borower-"I'm the thoughest, meanest, most fast borower in the whole of Kyrnn!"

TolkaninFaznin
09/05/2000 12:36 PM

Screaming in pain, the dragon whips around and blasts an immense fireball at Long John. Otik's potatoes just got vaporized.

The_Thorn
09/05/2000 1:17 PM

Slim drops back below the bar, looking for a way out. He can feel the intense heat from the dragons breath. His bare back is starting to blister. Finally he finds what he was looking for, a small ring intertwined with the floor. He yanks it open and drops through the passageway onto on of the suspended bridges.

Joe_Ghostbuster
09/05/2000 2:50 PM

Ghostbuster see's that Bill has fainted from the shots.
He picks him up and runs into the kender brothel at the end of the street, hoping the dragon won't see him.

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Joe Ghostbuster,Wild West Sharp borower-"I'm the thoughest, meanest, most fast borower in the whole of Kyrnn

TolkaninFaznin
09/05/2000 4:43 PM

A one-eyed dragon can still see, and is also very angered. Leaping and spreading her immense wings, k'sanderlynn, draconically known at khishani'midoria, lands briefly infront of the fleeing kender, long enough only to scoop the two up in her massive hands and take to the sky, heading toward the sunset.

The_Hooded_One
09/06/2000 4:16 AM

*Black Hat Bill finally recovers. Seeing his fantasy chick turn into a red dragon was quite a surprise. Scrambling up her leg and onto her back. Black Hat Bill pats the red scales with a grin.*

"I always knew you had hidden talents petty lil lady." Bill says with a grin and pulls out both his guns. Firing shots into the air in celebration. Then quickly reloads them and starts firing shots at the annoying kender.


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Joe_Ghostbuster
09/06/2000 4:26 AM

*music plays as the red dragon and Black Hat Bill fly into the sunrise*
"No wait!"
"What about me?"
Ghostbuster jumps off the dragon, and lands hard on the roof of a building.

*music resumes, and Bill and the dragon fly off into the sunset*

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Joe Ghostbuster,Wild West Sharp borower-"I'm the thoughest, meanest, most fast borower in the whole of Kyrnn!"

TolkaninFaznin
09/06/2000 11:18 PM

*Bill,* K the dragon says to her rider, *you an' I gonna be pardners. now lets say we find a place to recoop and gather our losses, perhaps find me another eye, then we can start to decide how to take down those darned ruffians!*

The_Hooded_One
09/07/2000 3:56 AM

*Black Hat Bill glances at the kender hatefully as he and K fly off into the sunset. Seeing the childlike figure on the roof. Bill vows revenge and listens to K's words.*

"Yup, dang right K. No use going to kill them half-cocked." Bill says grinning. Knowing K will pick up on his reference. "What plan of attack ya got pretty lil lady?"

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The_Thorn
09/07/2000 10:54 AM

Long John Slim stands upon the plank bridge spanning two trees and watches the ruffians fly off into the sunset. His back is blistered and is peeling but he doesn't feel that pain. The only pain he feels is the lost reward. Fighting a dragon is alot harder the fighting a gunslinger. He sees in the distance a small object plummet off of the dragon and his hopes peak up. Maybe there was still a chance to catch Bill but first he would have to tend his wounds. He heads back to his room at the Shady Acres Inn to clean up and get a new shirt and shotgun (but he keeps Otik's magnum).

Joe_Ghostbuster
09/08/2000 4:36 AM

Ghostbuster wakes up and finds himself in a bed in 'the Shady Acres inn'.
The innkeeper, a nice lady named Joan with a weakness for kender had brought him there.
Now that he had woken up, he could search for that other man who had fought the Dog-gone dragon.
"But first," he thought to himself, "A long long drought of some fine drink, and a fine kender lady."
He goes down to the barroom, and orders a whiskey, watching the dancing girls and shouting; "Show me yer leg, woman!"

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Joe Ghostbuster,Wild West Sharp borower-"I'm the thoughest, meanest, most fast borower in the whole of Kyrnn!"

TolkaninFaznin
09/08/2000 6:13 AM

::the Kender dancer pulled her skirt a little higher to reveal Ghostbuster's pistol strapped to her thigh::

Joe_Ghostbuster
09/08/2000 6:24 AM

"Thats a nice pistol you got there, woman."
"How about showing a nice little kender what else is up there?"

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Joe Ghostbuster,Wild West Sharp borower-"I'm the thoughest, meanest, most fast borower in the whole of Kyrnn!"

The_Thorn
09/08/2000 10:03 AM

Long John ambles down the stairs to the main room. His back is wrapped in cloth and his shirt hangs open revealing his fresh bandages. He spots "the sheriff" and smirks. So it was true, kender do always land on their feet. He heads to a table in the corner of the room, spins a chair around and straddles it. He peruses the room, sees that it is sparsely populated and orders a sasparilla.

Joe_Ghostbuster
09/08/2000 12:55 PM

Ghostbuster see's Long John enter the room, but is to engrosed in the kender dancer to do anything but wink at him.
"So borrower of my heart, will you consider spending the night in my sack?"

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Joe Ghostbuster,Wild West Sharp borower-"I'm the thoughest, meanest, most fast borower in the whole of Krynn!"

The_Hooded_One
09/09/2000 1:49 AM

*Black Hat Bill walks in disguised. His usual black hat replaced with a green one. Winking at K, Bill walks up to the bar and decides to have a beer before he starts shootin' at the sheriff kender and his de facto deputy.*


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TolkaninFaznin
09/10/2000 9:34 AM

K, back in her human form, had found an amateur white hat and he healed her eye for her. The only problemt was that this eye was hazel, not green. She approached Bill leaned on the counter next to him, emphasizing her bazooms.

Joe_Ghostbuster
09/10/2000 10:08 AM

Ghostbuster was dissapointed that the kendermaid had gone, so he decided to drink his sorrows away.
"Barkeep!Another one, on the ice!"

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Joe Ghostbuster,Wild West Sharp borower-"I'm the thoughest, meanest, most fast borower in the whole of Krynn!"

The_Hooded_One
09/11/2000 2:20 AM

*Bill looks at K's rack while licking his lips lustily. Deciding to say something romantic, Bill looks deep into K's eyes.*

"You sure have a fine set of jugs K." Bill says sincerely.

*Hearing the kender's high pitched voice sound up, Bill grinds his teeth but is unable to remain silent.*

"The saying is (i)(b) on the rocks (/i)(/b) you cut-purse yeller beller." Bill shouts and then realizes he might have blown the trap and tips his hat, covering his face.

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Joe_Ghostbuster
09/11/2000 10:17 AM

Ghostbuster stands up livedly.
"Cutpurse? I reckon ye just said I wasa cutpurse."
"No one calls me a cutpurse!No one!"
"No one but..."

Ghostbuster falls silent for a while, then turns to the 'stranger'.
"So, Black Hat Bill, back in our little town.And here's the once rich dragoness whore with him to."
the kender rapidly takes out his spoons and fires at certian spots all along Bill's and K's clothes.There are sounds of triggers popping.
Ghostbuster puts his spoons away and sits back.
"So, lets talk about why you are back."
"Bartender, another two drinks!On the rocks!"

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Joe Ghostbuster,Wild West Sharp borower-"I'm the thoughest, meanest, most fast borower in the whole of Krynn!"

The_Thorn
09/12/2000 6:11 PM

Slim's interests peaks up when he hears Bill's name but he acts as if he is disinterested.

The_Hooded_One
09/13/2000 1:14 AM

*Bill pulls out a pouch and deposits a large chunk of chewing tobacco into his mouth.*

"Alright Sheriff Cut-Purse. The next showdown will be at high noon today." Bill says and looks over to Long John Slim. "That goes for you two Long Yeller Slim."

*Bill grabs his drink and skulls it in one quick pull. After slamming it on the table.*

"Another round for everyone. Unless ya'll yeller."

*Pulling out another gold nugget from his vast supply.*

"And this here is for you K." Bill says, chucking the nugget in the air and watching it disappear into her cavernous cleavage.*



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TolkaninFaznin
09/13/2000 4:42 PM

K winks at Bill. "You better hurry this time, I may just find another customer." With that she got up and sauntered, throwing her hips, out the back.

The_Hooded_One
09/14/2000 2:45 AM

"Don't ya'll go nowhere." Bill says to the bar in general and rushes after K.

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Joe_Ghostbuster
09/14/2000 6:01 AM

"And I wanted to rescue the Elvish princess fron the east."
"To bad, especially with all that reward the man I met was talking about.Just to bad."

The_Thorn
09/14/2000 11:10 AM

With the talk of another showdown and the insult from Bill, Slim gets up and leaves the bar. He heads down the street to Thunderhammer Smithy and commissions a special item for his use. He pays up front, using most of his dwindling resources. He then goes to the stable to work on the second part of his plan.

The_Hooded_One
09/14/2000 9:08 PM

*Bill stops in his tracks and turns to the kender
sheriff.*

"Elven princess? Reward? Keep talkin'."



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The_Thorn
09/15/2000 10:21 AM

The Thorn takes care of his business at the stable. He heads back to Shady Acres and notices Bill there chatting with the Kender "sheriff." So the little sneak was gonna' double cross me he thinks. Well, I'll be ready. He sneaks a little closer to try and overhear their plan.

Aestas_Tamwe_Jume
09/16/2000 9:49 AM

Intercepting Semen-Breath in the back of the saloon, Aestas slinks up behind her and cocks the magnum to her greasy temple.

"one wrong move and your fishy clam becomes worm-meat, you nasty slut,"

aestas links an arm around K's middle, making sure there are no dragon-nonsense escape plans brewing in the whore's bubbly head.
she forces the fleshy woman around the building and brings her before the Thorn.


"Hey, chaps. Any way we can make use of this object?"

Joe_Ghostbuster
09/16/2000 2:36 PM

Ghostbuster was explaining to Black Bill about the elven warrior who had come seeking his princess when Aestas arrives with K in tow, revealing Long Johns hiding place.
He turns to Aestas.
"Why ye little whorish lass, where have ye been?"
Then he nods toward K."And check if this lady has any more nuggets in her blouse, will ya?"

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Joe Ghostbuster,Wild West Sharp borower-"I'm the thoughest, meanest, most fast borower in the whole of Krynn!"

TolkaninFaznin
09/16/2000 6:11 PM

K reacts in unnatural calmness to the situation. Smiling even, she allows herself to be lead to the back where she regards Bill with a steady gaze. To anyone else, there is no feeling in her eyes, but Bill can hear her voice echo in his head *when I will distract them, you will run*

The_Hooded_One
09/17/2000 3:52 AM

*Black Hat Bill looks at K. Not only did she have an amazing set of tits, but she also had a plan to get him out. Winking at K, Bill spits out some tobacco.*

"Thanks K, but I ain't running from a group of yeller beller worm lickers."

*Bill makes a motion similar to stretching, the difference being he is suddenly armed with two guns. One pointed at the kender's head, the other pointed at Aestas. Talking to Long John Slim.*

"Long John. This yeller beller kender has been double crossing us all for too long. You guard me and K's escape and I'll give ya a showdown at noon."

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Joe_Ghostbuster
09/17/2000 6:22 AM

Ghostbuster makes a streching motion too, and he is holding two guns.Bill's guns.
He points both at Black Hat.
"You were saying something about a showdown?"
"Now Bill, John, I aint double crossed no-one.All I wan't is a few hordes of treasure.Is that so bad?Especially when you can get some too."

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Joe Ghostbuster,Wild West Sharp borower-"I'm the thoughest, meanest, most fast borower in the whole of Krynn!"

TolkaninFaznin
09/17/2000 8:51 PM

K lets out a heavy, exasperated sigh, *men!* she thinks. She closes her eyes and seems to concentrate, and then suddenly the sky is filled with the screaching of many evil dragons.
"You mess with me, you mess with my family." The dragons come into view, the dragonfear spreading like mercury in a stream.

The_Hooded_One
09/18/2000 3:46 AM

*Bill looks at his empty hands in astonishment and then sneers. His hatred for kender suddenly triples in size. Feeling the debilitating dragon fear, Bill glides over to K and clings to her.*

"Next time you tell me to run K. I'll run." Bill says, feeling the the dragon fear grow in its intensity.



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Joe_Ghostbuster
09/18/2000 10:51 AM

(OOC: all right Tolk, If you're doing it, I'm doing it, but only to counter you.
And if you don't know what you're doing, its being almost all powerful.)

Ghostbuster looks at K and sighs.
"I had'a hoped it would na have come to this.But..."
Ghostbuster takes out a platinuim whistle and blows it, hard.
In the sky, the evil dragons find themselves faced by a great number of bronze and brass dragons, the most excitable of all good dragons.But they do not attack.
"Lets talk like nermal people and not sic them dragon armies on each other, all right?"

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Joe Ghostbuster,Wild West Sharp borower-"I'm the thoughest, meanest, most fast borower in the whole of Krynn!"

The_Hooded_One
09/18/2000 4:07 PM

*Dealing with the dragon fear a little better now. Bill stops clinging to K and instead rests his arms over her shoulder. Looking at the kender coldly.*

"Nermal! Nermal! You're a cut-purse kender! You ain't no nermal people." Bill spits in disgust. "Besides, I've got a little surprise of my own." Bill says and talks into his black hat. "Borac. I'm calling in that favour now."

*Moments later multitudes of black dragons join the reds in the standoff over the skies.*

"Alright, let's talk cut-purse. Outside! Dragon battles are better to watch than fireworks."

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TolkaninFaznin
09/18/2000 4:54 PM

"I knew there was a reason I liked you." K responded. She looked at Ghostbuster. You're gonna to be surroudned by bronze droppings in a minute, cut-purse."

The_Thorn
09/19/2000 7:51 AM

Slim looks at the boasting going on. Aestas hadn't said much to anyone since her proposal about K. Slim really felt he could trust her. As for the others, who knows. Not wanting to become dragonbait, Long John decides to shake the dice and add his own piece of the party. He walks about two steps in front of the rest of the group. He draws a large circle in the dirt with a line running down the center. He puts one rune on one side and then steps in front of it so the rune is shadowed. Suddenly there is a very loud roar. It sounds like no other dragon that mortals had heard. Slowly, out of the treetops appears a lone dragon, a SHADOW dragon.

Joe_Ghostbuster
09/19/2000 8:38 AM

(OOC:Let the battle of the dragons begin!)
Ghostbuster once again blows his platinuim whistle.The bronze dragons in the sky attack the red dragons, and a large silver dragon appears beside Ghostbuster.
Mounting it, he leads the brass dragons to attack the blacks led by Borac.
"Onward Joero!Onward!" he shouts.

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Joe Ghostbuster,Wild West Sharp borower-"I'm the thoughest, meanest, most fast borower in the whole of Krynn!"

The_Hooded_One
09/20/2000 2:01 AM

*Bill empties his mouth of tobacco. Pulls out a cigar and lights it up. Turning to K.*

"Let's go kick some ass." Bill says, waiting for K to do that voodoo shapeshifting thing.

---Meanwhile in the skies---

*Borac spots Joero and roars a mighty draconic challenge. Borac had been waiting centuries to avenge that fateful day of his youth. Now would be his chance.*

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Joe_Ghostbuster
09/20/2000 7:06 AM

Joero opens his mouth and fires his breath weapon, a spray of paralyzing cold, at Borac.Behind him the brasses fire thier own breath weapons,sprays of hot steam, at the other blacks.
Ghostbuster takes out his spoons, and adds thier magical firepower to the battle.

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TolkaninFaznin
09/20/2000 9:09 AM

K shifts into the massive but lithe red, her green eye glinting as she motioned for Bill to mount. She then flexes her wings, and leaps off the ground and darts immediately into the turmoil, belching great firballs that are themselves twice the size of the bronze dragons.

The_Hooded_One
09/21/2000 3:26 AM

*Borac watches the breath weapons pass by harmlessly. Being prepared for the standard dragon attack, Borac had already surrounded himself in a protective shield.
Being overwhelmed by numbers however. Borac mutters a few arcane words and disappears to somewhere else in the aerial battlefield.*


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The_Hooded_One
09/21/2000 3:32 AM

*Bill spots the sheriff kender flying on a large silver. Tapping on one of K's shoulders.*

"There be that double crossing cut-purse. How 'bout breathing one of them fireballs in his direction." Bill says and fires off a few shots from his six shooter at the silver Joero.



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Joe_Ghostbuster
09/21/2000 8:25 AM

The shots ping off on the powerfull silvers hide, as after all, they aren't magicall.
Ghostbuster winks at Bill, and Joero heads right toward the big red that was K.

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The_Thorn
09/21/2000 10:45 AM

Before the two meet a black arrow seperates the two leaders. It is the shadow dragon.

Slim smiles to himself on the ground. Neither he nor the dragon cared who won the battle, as long as the got to make some mischief.

Joe_Ghostbuster
09/22/2000 11:58 AM

Ghostbuster stops Joero from attacking the Shadow dragon.Reighning in, he shouts to it:"What do ye want, shadowed varmit?"
"I'ma trying to win a big fight here!"

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The_Thorn
09/22/2000 12:37 PM

"I want treasure, for me and my master," hisses the dragon.

Joe_Ghostbuster
09/22/2000 1:04 PM

"Listen, dragon.I got an army, reddy teddy behind ye got an army, and ye're aloone.What can ye do?"
"I'ma telling ye to git!So git!"
With that, Joero goes around the Shadow dragon and starts to attack K from behind, breathing a cloud of frost on her tail.

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Joe Ghostbuster,Wild West Sharp borower-"I'm the thoughest, meanest, most fast borower in the whole of Krynn!"

The_Hooded_One
09/23/2000 12:10 AM

*Bill spins around on K's back and aims his six shooter at the kender sheriff.*

"Time to meet ya maker Cut-Purse-Double-Cross Kender." Jim says and shoots off all six rounds from his gun.

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TolkaninFaznin
09/23/2000 8:25 PM

K growls in minor inconvenience as her tail becomes stiff and cold. She makes a sharp curve and grabs the silver dragon's mouth, holding it tightly closed as she prepared to let out a huge fireball.

Joe_Ghostbuster
09/24/2000 6:10 AM

Joero claws at K's vulnreble chest, wounding her slightly, and hits her with his tail, until she lets go, just in time for the silver to avoid Bills shots.
Ghostbuster fires four quick shots, two at K's open mouth, and two at Bill.

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TolkaninFaznin
09/24/2000 12:43 PM

Ghostbuster's bullets are immediatly melted as they come in contact with K's fireball. She dives away into the turmoil and disappears from the silver's view, only to come up from behind and grab the kender, lifting him off his mount and shaking him violently until he drops his weapons (and a few extra pouches).

Joe_Ghostbuster
09/24/2000 1:04 PM

Ghostbuster signals to Joero not to do anything.
"All right Bill, K, whad'ya want froma me?"
"Don'tcha drop me, or I'lla shoot your behind while I'm a dropping!"

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Joe Ghostbuster,Wild West Sharp borower-"I'm the thoughest, meanest, most fast borower in the whole of Krynn!"

The_Hooded_One
09/25/2000 4:23 AM

"A backstabber 'till the end." Bill says to the kender in disgust. Patting one of K's scales. "Fly him over to that volcano over there yonder pretty lil lady. "It's barbecue kender time! Wahoooo." Bill shouts and lets a couple of shots off into the air in celebration.

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TolkaninFaznin
09/25/2000 10:19 AM

K arched in the sky and made for the volcano in record time. The pit bubbled and churned as they reached it. The steam issuing was itself scalding, and so K circled it awaiting orders from Bill.

The_Hooded_One
09/25/2000 4:19 PM

"Any last requests Cut-Purse?"

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The_Thorn
09/26/2000 7:47 AM

Suddenly the shadow dragon dives from the sky. It pounces on K, it's claws tearing at her wings and it's teeth seeking her neck.

Joe_Ghostbuster
09/26/2000 12:54 PM

Ghostbuster drops from K's claws almost straight into the valcano, but is saved by a swoop from Joero.
He orders the silver to join the shadow dragon in atacking K, biting a few feet of her tail and clawing at her back with his claws.

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Joe Ghostbuster,Wild West Sharp borower-"I'm the thoughest, meanest, most fast borower in the whole of Krynn!"

TolkaninFaznin
09/26/2000 8:51 PM

K falters and falls against the side of the volcano, she whips her head and hits the shadow dragon full-force with a gale of flame. Joero she kicks viciously in the face. Distracting them, she tears down the side of the volcano and takes refuge in the trees below.

The_Thorn
09/27/2000 12:50 PM

The shadow dragon takes flight again. He heads toward town and lands in the shade of one of the taller buildings. "Anything else master," grumbles the dragon to Slim.

"No, Nightshade, I think we've done our part. I'll see what I can find on the battlefield and split it with you," says Long Jon as he heads towards the carnage.

The_Hooded_One
09/28/2000 4:02 AM

*Bill holds onto K's back for dear life. After the crash landing.*

"I don't know how ya survived that one K, but remind me to give you the map to a gold mine sometime."

*Seeing the shadow and his rider, Bill aims his two six shooters at the rider and fires all twelve rounds. Then reloads his weapons. The cut-purse would be next."

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TolkaninFaznin
09/28/2000 7:04 AM

oo; can dragons morph into their human forms while wounded?

Joe_Ghostbuster
09/28/2000 7:35 AM

(OOC:Yes, but they stay wounded.So you would be a human with a bloody back.)
Ghostbuster orders Joero to land, and then morph into a form more suited for finding the red.
After landing, Joero morphs into silver tiger form, and starts to sniff out red dragons.

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The_Thorn
09/28/2000 11:00 AM

ooc: Long Jon Slim wasn't riding his dragon.

Slim walks out to the remnants of the battlefield. He finds several pouches of gold and other items that'll be woth some coin. A good catch he thinks.

TolkaninFaznin
09/29/2000 5:34 AM

K morphs back into her human form, and groans. Her dress is torn and bloody, her back now adorned with vicious gashes. What was she thinking when she teamed up with this loser? She'd probably be better off with the kender!

The_Thorn
09/29/2000 10:27 AM

Slim sees Bill and K "crash" land. He sees the kender and his mount decend in another area. So, the mighty air battle was over. Long Jon thought about taking his treasure and heading on, but something interesting might still happen. Checking his shotgun to make sure it was loaded, he heads in the direction of the wounded dragon and Bill. He could still kill the varmit and collect the reward. It might be easier now that his ally was wounded.

Joe_Ghostbuster
09/29/2000 3:16 PM

Joero the tiger lifts his head.He then turns and starts running,Ghostbuster still on his back.
They arrive at the crash scene,and see the wrecked trees and bushes, but no dragon K, and no Bill.

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The_Hooded_One
09/30/2000 5:26 AM

*Bill backs off from the red dragon.*

"Why you givin' me that evil look K?" Bill turns and runs. Not wanting to be char fried.

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TolkaninFaznin
09/30/2000 8:13 AM

K ain't in her dragon form no more. "Bill, you stupid lummox,I ain't gonna fry ya, so git yer butt back over here and help me!"

The_Hooded_One
10/01/2000 1:22 AM

*Bill stops and shakes his head. Dames... they were always getting him into trouble. Bill tries to disobey, but one glance at K's rack and Bill knows he is held prisoner by her womanly charms.*

"Yes K." Bill says obediantly and walks back.


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Joe_Ghostbuster
10/01/2000 3:21 PM

Ghostbuster spits on the ground."C'mon Joero,find that dominatrix whore and her yellew bellied boy!"
The tiger runs off,smelling blood.
They finally find K and Bill.Joero quickly jumps on K,holding her down and putting his claws in her veins in case she try's to morph into a dragon.
Ghostbuster takes out his spoons and holds them tight."Now,billy boy,who's caught who?"

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The_Thorn
10/02/2000 10:15 AM

"I seem to have caught everyone," says Slim, who had followed the kender and his new companion. His shotgun pointing at Ghostbusters chest he says, "here is what I want. I don't care if Bill lives or not, but I want part of the reward. 50 Steel, nothing less. You can let him live or not. Also, I get K, alive. I have some talking to do with her. Are we clear sheriff?"

Joe_Ghostbuster
10/02/2000 1:09 PM

"All right,I'll agree.And ifya want some help 'talking' to the whore,My friend here,"Ghostbuster points at the tiger,"Can help you willingly."
"So take her away,and we'll see how long the pot bellied varmit can bluster without her."

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The_Hooded_One
10/02/2000 3:22 PM

*Bill drops from a tree behind everyone.*

"That was an illusion you foo's. Nice voodoo work K." Bill says running off.

*The illusions of Bill and K disappear. Leaving Long John, the kender sheriff and their sidekicks to stare at empty air where the illusions once were. A safe distance away, Bill turns to K.*

"Time to take out the trash." Bill says taking a pump action shotgun off his back. "They'll follow and when they do..." Bill makes a motion of shooting his pump action.

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The_Thorn
10/03/2000 6:15 AM

Never trust a kender, thinks Slim. You just can't win with them.

"They're all yours, lil' sheriff," Long Jon slurs. The gunslinger heads back to town. The winner had to come back there anyway or risk being killed in the wild. Also, he wanted a mess of biscuits and gravy.

Joe_Ghostbuster
10/03/2000 2:32 PM

Ghostbuster guess's that Long John will wait for the winner in the town."Good thing a dragon can take you anyplace."he mutters under his breath.

"Now Joero,ye'll take me te the real K and Bill,wont you?"
The polymorphed dragon roars in aggrement and runs toward where Bills scent came from.
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The_Hooded_One
10/04/2000 1:22 AM

*Bill awaits at the top the clock tower in town. The perfect place for a sneaky assassination attempt.*

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TolkaninFaznin
10/04/2000 8:54 AM

K remains on her stomach on a bed at the inn. Never has she imagined so much pain. She swore that when she recovered, she would destroy that stupid excuse for a silver dragon, and that blood-thirsty battle-hungry salamander of a shadow dragon. She swore . . . then fell asleep, her last thought something about how, despite her hate toward him, the shadow dragon was rather sleek and good looking.

The_Thorn
10/05/2000 10:37 AM

Slim saunters into town. The first place he heads to is the smithy. He finds that his equipment is complete and he gears up. He then heads to the inn to see if he can find some work huntin' varmits.

At the bar Long Jon orders a sasparilla and floats some extra coin to the barkeep. The hefty man behind the bar leans over and whispers some very interesting news into Slim's ear.

The_Hooded_One
10/05/2000 11:56 PM

*Bill lines up Slim through the tavern window. Bill being a great shot and all, only some extremely unusual event could save Slim now. Having Slim lined up perfectly. Bill pulls the trigger.*

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Joe_Ghostbuster
10/07/2000 9:59 AM

And suddenly a large silver dragon lands on top of him.The shot pings off Joero's hide,the dragon not even noticing.
Ghostbuster gets off the dragon,determined to go straight to the 'Quick and Easy' brothel,no little detours,and no meetings with Bill,K',or Long Jhon."Geedbye,Joero.I'lla call ya if I need ya."
And the dragon lifts up,leaving Bill battered,and Ghostbuster on his way to have some fun,finally.

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The_Hooded_One
10/10/2000 2:45 AM

*Feeling battered by the dragon, Bill gets up and walks up to the kender sheriff and punches him in the face. When the kender falls on the ground, Bill kicks him in the guts about 10 times and continues to beat the child like figure to a pulp. Leaving the now battered kender, Bill walks into the tavern to shoot Long Jon Slim.*

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The_Thorn
10/10/2000 5:59 AM

Slim is long gone from the bar before Bill gets there. After hearing his "news" Long John had slammed his drink and taken off to one of the rooms upstairs. He was currently sitting in K's room, staring at the recovering form while his gun lay trained on the door.

Joe_Ghostbuster
10/10/2000 8:54 AM

Ghostbuster smiles and takes out his ring of invisiblty.Bill didn't know his own trick.
The kender puts the ring back on and heads to the brothel.
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The_Hooded_One
10/11/2000 3:25 AM

*Not seeing Long Jon around, Bill waits by the bar and sees the kender walk in.*

"Hello Cut-Purse." Bill says and pulls out his six shooter.

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Joe_Ghostbuster
10/11/2000 3:19 PM

Ghostbuster looks around him in suprise.He had walked toward the brothel,he was sure of it!But why was he back at the Inn of the Last Home Saloon?
Never mind that.With a "Goodbye,boytoy." to Bill,Ghostbuster walks out of the Inn/Saloon and toward the brothel.

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The_Thorn
10/12/2000 9:11 AM

Slim sits and admires the beauty of the dragon-lady in front of him.

The_Hooded_One
10/13/2000 2:37 PM

*Bill watches the kender leave and decides to get drunk instead. Minutes later, the kender walks back up to the bar.*

"I thought you said you were leaving kender?"

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Joe_Ghostbuster
10/14/2000 4:21 PM

"What?!"Ghostbuster once again finds himself in the entrance to the Saloon.

"How in Koochie Hell did I get'a here!I was'a lookin for the brothel!"
He looks angrily at Bill."Is this your doin?"

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TolkaninFaznin
10/16/2000 5:19 AM

K descends the stairs, having been able to heal most of her wounds. She still walks tenderly, however, and takes a seat by Bill, casting a wary glance towards Slim. When the kender enters, she kicks him non-chalontly and orders a sasparilla.

The_Thorn
10/17/2000 8:12 AM

Slim LETS K leave the room. He could have easily killed her while she was recovering, having BEEN in her room. Long Jon follows her down to the bar and sees Bill, the one he really has a problem with. What to do, what to do he thinks.

Joe_Ghostbuster
10/17/2000 4:53 PM

OOC:*sighs in relief that that Role playing paradox is solved*
Ghostbuster despairs of ever getting to a brothel,and sits at a table as far away from Bill and K as he can.
He orders a drink,fondles the waitress, slips the waitress's money into a pouch,and waits.

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The_Hooded_One
10/18/2000 2:52 AM

*Bill lets a grin cross his face.*

"Cut-purse..." Bill tips his hat. "Long Jon..." Bill tips his hat again. "I'm retiring. Hanging up my holster and leaving the show down business. Unbeaten champ of the west."

*Bill waves a barmaid over as he looks down K's top.*

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Joe_Ghostbuster
10/18/2000 3:06 AM

"Retiring,aye..."Ghostbuster rubs his chin."Unbeaten champ of the west,ya say.Ya cin say that,but you'll be known as a yellar bellied coward for leaving becuase of a lost fight."
The kender smiles and tips hsi hat to Bill."So its a'win this way, and a'win the other way.I like being me,I must say."

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The_Hooded_One
10/18/2000 2:56 PM

*Since he's retired. Bill waves the kender sherrif's provoking statement away. For a while.*

"Fine." Snaps Bill and picks his holster back up. "I'd like to announce my return from retirement. Show downs at noon."



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Joe_Ghostbuster
10/18/2000 6:38 PM

"All righty.At high noon."Ghostbuster smiles and orders another drink,from another waitress.

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The_Hooded_One
10/19/2000 2:54 AM

*Bill thinks about the kender's comment about being stuck in a paradox. Perhaps some unseen hand did have an influence over these peoples lives.*

"Show down at high noon it is." Bill says to the kender. The same thing he says to the kender everyday.


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The_Thorn
10/19/2000 10:03 AM

Slim listens to the two's conversation. "I'm sick of this showdown crap. None of us ever win, ya' notice that. How 'bout we all join forces and rob a bank or somethin'," says Long Jon.

The_Hooded_One
10/21/2000 3:44 AM

*Bill looks at Long Jon while scratching his stubbly chin. Bill had shaved 10 minutes ago. His chin and cheeks however had grown about three daysworth of stubble in that time.*

"Ya know. That's a crazy idea. So crazy... it just might work." Bill says and pauses in thought. "The Downtown Bank would be hard... but maybe possible." Bill says and spits a large glob of tobacco chew into a spatoon.


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Joe_Ghostbuster
10/21/2000 10:40 AM

"But that there Uptown Bank has more money,in gold."says the wannabe outlaw kender.

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The_Hooded_One
10/21/2000 6:02 PM

"The Uptown Bank! Sure, but that'd be harder. That's an even crazier idea Cut-purse. So crazier in fact... it just might work."

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Joe_Ghostbuster
10/22/2000 7:25 AM

"All right!So when do we leave'a?I'ma wondering how many sheriffs they got in that Uptown bank."

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The_Thorn
10/24/2000 11:13 AM

"What about her," says Slim, jerking a thumb at the still healing dragon.

Joe_Ghostbuster
10/24/2000 1:41 PM

"She be a lady,as far as a whore can be one.We men rob banks,she sleeps with whoever survives."
Ghostbuster ponders."At least,thats how its supposed to go."

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