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Jax
08/01/2000 1:48 AM

Jax sits at his desk in his study, finishing up scribing some spells into his spellbook. With his research done, he retires into the Grand Hall, in the great Keep. He sits and watches the flames in the fireplace dance around. Sips his ale from his cup, and thinks of days gone by. Jax I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight toker, playing my music in the sun....Redwizards.com (http://www.redwizards.com)

The_Hooded_One
08/01/2000 3:39 AM

*Hooded stands and looks at the castle from a distance for a moment. Going to Castle Jax was a bitter pill to swallow, but Hooded was willing to look anywhere after centuries of unsuccessful quests to find the elusive magical artifact he craved. Gritting his teeth, Hooded walks to the massive door of the castle and knocks.*


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ingrid
08/04/2000 5:49 PM

Aurora's purple flowing robes float gracefully about her feet as she enters the study.

"Dearest, you have playing in your spellbook all day long! I think it's time you had some dinner."

She waved her hand in a grand gesture and plate of warm roast beef appeared before Jax.

"Do have a bite dear, there are starving childern in Neraka you know."

Leana_Nightbreeze
08/05/2000 1:47 PM

Don't tell me this one of those things where everyone comes in and they're soo depressing and complain about their life saying, "Oh no, I've wasted soo many years and kids in Africa are starving and life just sucks oh whoe is me..."

Anyway, my life is perfect. See it started out I was with these friends of mine named Paul, George, and Ringo, when we said, "Hey, let's make a band." We named the band 'The Beatles' and everyone in Britain loved us so we went around the world and everyone thought we were awesome. We sold a bunch of albums, none so wonderful as 'Sargent Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band' and everyone loved it so life was great, but then I got shot in 198- wait a minute that was John Lennon...Sorry ppl, I'll leave now...

The_Hooded_One
08/05/2000 9:40 PM

*After no one answers the door. Hooded snaps and decides to sneak around the castle killing and stealing. Throwing up a grappling hook, Hooded scales the side of the building. Hoping no magical surprises leap out from somewhere.* Hood's Hood
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Jax
08/06/2000 4:30 AM

After a quick nap, Jax, being a narcoleptic, gets up and teleports Hooded into the Training Hall. A few hill giants for you to wrestle with?! Jax make a passing sweep with his hands and sixteen hill giants appear and start playing with Hooded, throwing him up and down like a doll.

Jax then returns to and sits and eats his dinner. "Thank you, my dear. Ever so nice of you to make a dinner for a tired, old mage like myself." He smiles at Ingrid and then looks over to Leana, who is babbling about depression and The Beatles and whatnot, and he turns her into a slug.

Then Jax turns around and continue his meal. After he finishes, Jax looks at Ingrid, and tips over. Then he falls asleep, bum still wiggling from the fall. ;)

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Harm
08/06/2000 12:48 PM

*A little girl runs into the room and tugs fevrishly at Jax's sleeve* Grampa! Grampa! A strange man wearing a hood was in my room and he took my necklace and killed Fluffy! *takes a seat at the table and starts crying her eyes out*

ingrid
08/06/2000 9:02 PM

"A strange hooded fellow you say?" Ingrid took Harm's hand and took off into the hallway. With Harm dragging behind, she smiled impishly and said, "What a splendid time to practice your magery my dear!! Let's turn the intruder into a pony!! Didn't you always want a pony?"

The_Hooded_One
08/07/2000 2:41 AM

*Knowing how difficult hill giants are to befriend, Hooded shapeshifts into a mouse escaping the hill giants. Seeing the cute fluffy kitten. Hooded lets the cat chase him for a while and then resumes human form. Facing the kitty, Hooded stamps a boot on the fluffy felines neck. Swivelling his foot as if stubbing out a cigarette. Seeing a necklace with no apparent monetary value, but obviously worth a lot in sentimental value. Hooded grabs the necklace and decides to drop it to the bottom of a lake sometime. After searching the castle a bit more. Hooded stumbles across the room where Jax, Harm and Ingrid are congregated. Hearing the tail end of Ingrid's comment about turning him into a pony, Hooded clenches his fists in anger. We'll see who gets turned into a pony, thinks Hooded furiously.*





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Jax
08/07/2000 4:20 AM

"Oh for Elmister's sakes people, let us enjoy the fine booze I smuggled...I mean brought in legally from Neverwinter." Jax whips up a batch of the finest ales and wines that his magic can produce. Many bottles and flasks line the walls, of the purest and finest liquors in all the land.

Let's get hammered shall we? Oh, and Harmony dear. I thought I told you to lock your door and bolt the window shut, we can't have hooded men coming in here and running around stomping on cats." Jax summons Fluffy the 2nd, a white albino Bengal Tiger for Harmony to play with.

"Just make sure though my little Harmony, that the bigger kitty does not eat you in one gulp!"

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ingrid
08/07/2000 1:29 PM

"Booze, you say!?! Where?"

Ingrid forgets about the Hooded intruder, leaves harmony to her new 'kitty' and pulls out an iced mug out of nowhere.

"Fillerup!" she grins, and downs one with Jax.

Jax
08/07/2000 1:43 PM

Jax pours Ingrid a hefty helping a booze and sits in his chair and pauses to reflect on the old days of quests and adventures. "Ah, I long for the days of youth. The days where I could take down the mightiest of magics and not be weakened."

Jax lights his pipe and a fresh cinnamon scent fills the castle.

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The_Hooded_One
08/07/2000 4:17 PM

*From his unseen position, Hooded studies Jax from afar. It had been a while, but this long? He looked so old. Hearing the proposition of a few drinks. Hooded reluctantly comes out of hiding. Sneering at everyone in the room and sitting down uninvited. Hooded studies Jax dramatically.*

"You certainly aged. I'm not even going to bother thinking up some plot to murder you Old Man." Hooded says to Jax and turns to Ingrid and Harmony. "Is that yours?" Hooded asks Ingrid and jerks his chin at Harmony. "How much does it cost to feed?"




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Jax
08/07/2000 5:24 PM

Jax leans forward to greet Hooded, pipe clenched in his teeth. "Hooded, my friend, well met! Please sit and relax, here is a drink. I have aged several years due to a spell, that can only be broken if the caster is slain. That spellcaster was Elminster."

"since you were gracious enough to stop and visit, old friend. I have a proposition for you. One that I believe will interest you greatly. FInd him, kill him, lift this curse off my shoulders, and bring his head and carcass back to me. In return, you will have anything you desire, gold, jewels, magic, anything! Just bring me Elminster's head!"

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Harm
08/07/2000 5:58 PM

"I want some of the pretty water that makes do silly things Grampa. Like the time you-" she stops as she sees the hoooded one enter. Harmony srushes over and kicks the hooded figure in the shin, seeing as she couldn't kick much higher. "Grampa he's the bad man who hurt Fluffy! I don't like him at all!!"

She then turns to Ingrid, bearing a gapped smile. "I would like a pony very much!"

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ingrid
08/08/2000 12:46 AM

"Is 'that' mine? Are you refering to my little Harmony? Yes, she is!! As for feeding her, I could always turn you into strawberry sunday, then you'll know what it takes to feed her!"

"Harmony dear, can the pony wait? I'll get you a stawberry sunday 'a la hooded fellow' for now instead!"

Jax
08/08/2000 9:54 AM

"Now, now girls, please. Hooded is a little shy and does not know you like he knows me. Matter of fact, we grew up together and used to pick off the caravan traders as they entered the city. Ah the good old days, eh Hooded?" Jax takes a puff of his pipe and looks entranced into the flames of the huge fireplace. Noticable, out of the corner of his eye, a tear starts to form.
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Leana_Nightbreeze
08/08/2000 10:13 AM

Hey, really hospitable! Gees, don't make ME victim of your denile stage of aging. Besides, if you bring me back, I know something that can bring eternal youth under ANY cercumstances...I've been there.

*Noticing Hooded*

Oh, great, the phycotic killer returns...Are you stalking me?

ingrid
08/08/2000 10:44 AM

"Oh, very well dear. But if he were truly an old friend; breaking, entering, and killing your daughter's fluffy just are not the way guests should act."

*pours Hooded a tall mug of booze and hands it over to him, and offers him a seat by her on the couch.*

"There's obviously a long history between the two of you. When did your friendship cease and your rivalry begin?"

The_Hooded_One
08/09/2000 2:55 AM

*Hooded looks at Harmony through suspicious eyes. Having a long standing mistrust of children, Hooded hisses like an angry snake in Harmony's direction. In an effort to cut off further interaction with the little person. Turning to Jax, Hooded reflexively takes note of the tear in his eye. Sore points and weaknesses being Hooded's specialty.*

"So you finally took on Elminster. That makes you the master of your own folly. You should've remained in Thay." Hooded says with a sigh, a rare moment of reminiscence.

*Turning to Leana, Hooded greets her with a quick snarl.*

"Nightbreeze. What are you doing here? I thought you were dead." Hooded asks suspiciously.

*Deciding to take up Ingrid's offer of sitting on the couch. Hooded makes a show of being reluctant and then plops down into the comfortable cushions. Turning to Ingrid.*

"The famous Ingrid. At last we finally meet. What do you mean by 'friendship ending and rivalry beginning'? I thought the two were the same thing. However, there was that magical sapphire in Thay. I never did find out who got that sapphire, or where it got to." Hooded says vaguely.




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Harm
08/09/2000 5:56 PM

"Thankyou Ingrid, I would like a sundae very much!" Harmony looks back at the hooded one and approaches him. Right in front of him, arching her back so she couls stare up at him, she said, "YOU still have my necklace you bastard! Give it back!" She held out her small palm, awaiting a response.



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Joe_Ghostbuster
08/10/2000 4:23 AM

Someone fails to jump down from the roof,doesn't threaten to turn anyone into anything and knows no one in the room.
Instead, Joe walks throu the door, says howdy, drinks a martini and falls asleep.

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The_Hooded_One
08/10/2000 4:29 AM

*Hooded holds the necklace just out of Harmony's reach.*

"If you can jump high enough, you can have it back." Lies Hooded, with the plan of continually holding it just out of reach.




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Jax
08/10/2000 1:10 PM

"Please settle down everyone, I have something that is cause for some excitement." Jax then pulls the gem Hooded had been searching for out of his robes and holds it in his bony hands..."This gem perhaps, you are referring to, Hooded? I believe I got it shortly before Elminster turned me into a clone of his old, doddering self."

You must bring me his head Hooded.
I have put together a list here, read it. One million gold pieces is only the start of what I have to offer you. I need my youth back!"
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Jax
08/10/2000 1:16 PM

Jax looks at Hamrony, seeing she is needing something to tide her over until dinner, Jax whips up 460 pounds of banana split sundae fo Harmony to dive right into, along with a gold spoon. "There you are my dear, chow down." Jax says with a smile on his aged face.

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Jax
08/10/2000 1:20 PM

Yes, darling I know, I know. But I am indebted to him for saving my life once, just as I saved his hide a couple of times. Our frindship began long ago, after we battled each other in another time and place, but that was short-lived, now and ever since that battle, have a mutual friendship. We still do however, have a sort of friendly rivalry going. Isn't that right Hooded?" Jax re-lights his pipe, this time the cinnamon smell wafts throught he castle heavily.

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Leana_Nightbreeze
08/10/2000 8:23 PM

You're gonna smoke your pipe?! I'm a slug *Leana turns herself back into her silver-robed self* and you're SMOKING your PIPE!?!

*She pours herself a drink and sits down uninvited, sneering at Hooded before doing so*

I could probably kill this guy. Don't count on him *she throws her head at Hooded* He can't do anything, I know; he stalks me, so I'm usually there to see it.

Harm
08/10/2000 9:10 PM

Harmony smiles innocently at the Hooded. If you really really want it, you can keep it. I'll just find something else pretty to play with. With that, she snatches the gem from Jax and runs down the hall with it.

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Joe_Ghostbuster
08/11/2000 11:41 AM

Joe wakes up from his nap and sees Harmony running away with the gem.
Not knowing what else to do, he chases her.

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The_Hooded_One
08/11/2000 7:21 PM

*Seeing Harmony give up on the necklace. Hooded chucks it back in his pocket triumphantly. Seeing her run off with sapphire, Hooded snaps his fingers. His dagger materializes instantly into a tight grip, then gets up and joins the chase sprinting.*






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ingrid
08/11/2000 7:39 PM

*Sees the Hooded fellow, Harmony, and the strange narcoleptic child take off running.*

"Oh look dear, little Harm has playmates! How very precious that is!"

*Sees the gigantic banana split Harm neglected to much on then chows down on it before it melts.*

Jax
08/12/2000 4:22 AM

"Slow down dear, we would not want you to become ill! our meal is coming soon, after we put the little one to bed." Jax summons up a giant table with candles, wine, and food for a feast. "I hope you will join me before you retire for the evening."

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Harm
08/12/2000 5:22 PM

Lots of banging and crashing is heard as the small one is chased by the strange narcoleptic and the very angry Hooded. "Ack! No I'm not giving it back until you give me my necklace you hooded freak!" Harmony comes dashing down the hall and dives straight into the banana split Ingrid is busy consuming. "Oh, hello mother. Is that my split you are eating?"

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The_Hooded_One
08/12/2000 8:48 PM

*Hooded skids to halt behind Harmony. Trying to contain his anger. After a quick examination of Harm's ears, Hooded scratches his chin confused. Trying to work out how a human had managed to become as annoying as a kender.*

"You drive a hard bargain demon-child. Give me the sapphire and then I'll give you the necklace."



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Leana_Nightbreeze
08/12/2000 8:55 PM

No he won't, no he won't! *Leana shouts between chews of the feast she's dug into* Give to me kid, I'll take good care of it, promise!

ingrid
08/12/2000 10:10 PM

Aurora looks up with a guilty expression and ice cream all over face as her precious Harmony comes crashing into her. "It was going to melt! I was just helping you out. And it's not as if your daddy can't whip you up a new one."

"Coming Jax!," she called and left Harmony to her newfound playmates. "Don't make a big mess now."

As she walked out the door, she turned to the Hooded One. "If I had known that you were so good with childern, I would have invited you over years ago!" She waves goodbye and follows Jax to dinner.


OOC: I will be on vacation for the next week. Jax, feel free to be 'Aurora' at any time. (keep it PG rated hahaha! there are kids here! ...harm and the narcoleptic one. :) ) I'll see you guys later! Bye!!!

Jax
08/13/2000 3:06 AM

As Aurora joins Jax to sit for dinner, Jax wheels around, very quick for his old cursed frame and casts time stop in the castle.

"ENOUGH!!" Jax's voice echoes throughout the castle. Jax walks over and gives the gem to Hooded...

OOC: Isn't a sapphire blue? I thought the gem was green, in which case it would be an emerald.

IC:

Jax straightens the chaos out, sits Harmony in front of her half-eaten sundae, sits Hooded in a chair with a pipe and the gem safely in his pocket. Jax proceeds to give everyone a glass of wine or tankard of ale, then returns to Aurora, then breaks the spell. "Shall we be off to eat now, my dear?"
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Harm
08/13/2000 11:53 AM

OOC: Demon-child, I like that. lol.

IC: Harm walked over to her grandfather, melted ice cream dripping onto the floor. "Grampa he still has my necklace, make him give it back!"

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Jax
08/13/2000 2:25 PM

"Oh for the love of Bane!!!" Jax casts tims stop again, goes over and fishes hte necklace out of Hooded's pocket and gives it back to Harmony and breaks the spell once again. "There child, now be off, and don't get into too much mischief please?!" Jax turns and shoots a spark of electricity at Harmony's butt.

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ChapStikk
08/13/2000 8:39 PM

After rubbing her sore behind and erasing a very hurt look, she gave her grandfather a large hug and a kiss on the cheek. "Ok, I will. G'nite grampa." She turned to smile sweetly at her guests and do a slight curtsey. "It was nice meeting all of you . . . though some of you were nicer than others." she said with an unmistakably angry glare at Hooded. She then scuttled away, putting her necklace on, followed closely by Fluffy II

Stare through sadness with scorpion eyes . . .

The_Hooded_One
08/14/2000 4:09 AM

"Ah, finally." Hooded says admiring the sapphire.

OOC: I thought it was a sapphire, anyways

*Hooded gives Harmony the look. Making a mental note, Hooded adds the child to a very long list of enemies. Noticing the loyal cat, Hooded chucks Fluffy 2 onto his list of enemies as well. Returning to the sofa, Hooded kicks his feet up and puts his hands behind his head.*

"Time to relax at last."



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Harm
08/14/2000 2:03 PM

Stopping suddenly as Hooded gave her the look,, she turned around and stared at him. Looking at him fiercly, at least for a 4 year old, and accompanied by the growling of the large feline, she called out, "Hey Mister, guess which finger!!"

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Joe_Ghostbuster
08/14/2000 4:12 PM

JOe is supremly shocked by Harmony's response to the look, and faints on to the floor.

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The_Hooded_One
08/15/2000 2:08 AM

*Seeing the 4 year old give him the finger. Hooded snaps his fingers. Materializing his dagger instantly into a tight grip.*

"Demon-child. Come hither. I have a fun new game for you to play. It's called 5 fingers become 4."

*Seeing Joe pass out. Hooded chuck Harmony a feigned look of anguish.*

"You killed him." Hooded says, pretending to wipe a tear from his eye.




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Harm
08/15/2000 9:41 AM

"Oh no! I didn't mean to, it was an accident! I guess I know why Mommy Ingrid always told me it was such a bad finger to use." She extended her small palm to Hooded, middle finger extended of course ;). "We should play five fingers become four, I don't want to kill anymore people!" the distraught youngster said rather frantically.

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The_Hooded_One
08/16/2000 3:25 AM

"Huh!" Hooded says with a blink of happy surprise. Hooded then grabs the tiny finger and chops it off.
"Wow, what an improvement. Look how cool your hand looks now and isn't that geyser of blood fun! Wanna play four finger become three now?"



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The_Hooded_One
08/16/2000 3:25 AM

"Huh!" Hooded says with a blink of happy surprise. Hooded then grabs the tiny finger and chops it off.
"Wow, what an improvement. Look how cool your hand looks now and isn't that geyser of blood fun! Wanna play four fingers become three now?"



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Harm
08/16/2000 9:58 AM

At this the enormous bengal tiger lunges at Hooded,clawing and hissing all the while. Whipping out the necklace and mumbling a spell her grandfather had taught her, the skin sealed over. She yawned and rubbed her eyes. "I'm tired. We can play again some other time. Goodnight Mister." At this Harmony left to her bedroom, leaving Hooded the scrapple with Fluffy.
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Joe_Ghostbuster
08/16/2000 2:30 PM

Joe recovers to find Fluffy and Hooded playing.
'Ooh what a prety pussy cat! Here little pussy cat!"
Joe is then engulfed by 200 pounds of tiger.
"Help, Help!!"

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Jax
08/16/2000 2:36 PM

Jax hands Harmony a 5 foot long, 30 pound candlestick. "Here have at it."

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The_Hooded_One
08/16/2000 4:09 PM

*Thankful Joe distracted the tiger. Hooded casts a shield of protection around himself and watches Joe get scratched and bitten. Shaking his head in disgust at the lack of respect four year olds showed their elders these days.*



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Harm
08/16/2000 6:08 PM

Grinning, Harmony grabs the candlestick, albeit with quite a bit of difficulty. She raises it and brings it down over Joe's back. "You ruined it! You had to distract Fluffy! I hate you!" Dropping the stick she runs away wailing.

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Joe_Ghostbuster
08/16/2000 6:22 PM

Joe is hurt by Harmony's words and decides to leave the nice puddy tat alone.
"MEOWWWWW!!!!" (Translation: Attack Hooded Guy)
Unfortunately Fluffy does not speak cat.
"OH no, not again...aAAHHHHH!!!!"
(ooc:shoudn't harm hit Hooded with the stick?!"

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Harm
08/16/2000 9:12 PM

Seeing the inferior being was no sort of threat, Fluffy yawned licked her massive paw. The enormous feline sauntered after Harmony, flicking her tail at growling as she passed Hooded.Help! Help! I'm being repressed!!

The_Hooded_One
08/17/2000 1:51 AM

*Making another mental note. Hooded upgrades Fluffy from grade 1 enemy to grade 2 enemy status. Seeing Joe get further pummelled with a massive candlestick, Hooded pulls out a biscuit and watches Joe writhe in agony in between bites of his biscuit.*





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Joe_Ghostbuster
08/17/2000 9:34 AM

Since Joe is no longer being mauled by the tiger, he can now greet everyone.
"Hello Hooded guy!Can I have a biscuit?"
"Wow, Jax, can I have a drink?"

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The_Hooded_One
08/17/2000 10:56 PM

"No. These biscuits are my favourites and I only have a few left." Hooded says while eating another biscuit.



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ingrid
08/21/2000 8:52 AM

OOC: Hi! I'm back! :)

"Don't you think we should check on little Harmony and her playmates, Jax? The ruckus thery're causing does seem like it's getting louder. And fluffy seems a bit miffed."

Joe_Ghostbuster
08/21/2000 8:01 PM

Joe turns to Hooded.
"Hey, aren't you going to kill Elminster?"
"If so, can I help? Huh? Huh?"
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Harm
08/21/2000 9:00 PM

Harm lumbers back out groggily and tugs on her mother's sleeve "Mommy Ingrid that boy is being too loud, I can't sleep. Can I have a glass of milk? That makes me go to sleep better. Crackers go nicely with milk too." She stops tugging Ingrid's sleeve and looks intently at Hooded.
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The_Hooded_One
08/22/2000 3:43 AM

"ELMINSTER YOU SAY." Hooded shouts loudly. Specifically to annoy the four year old child.
"Hmm, I dunno..." Hooded turns to Jax. "Elminster, can he be beat?"


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ingrid
08/22/2000 11:00 AM

"There, there, my little pumpkinbutt," coos Ingrid as she plays with her Harmony's pretty braids. "Is the Hooded guy being a bit loud?"

She goes to the fridge and comes back just seconds later with a glass of warm milk. Handing it to the Hooded one, she sais, "Now make ammends with your new playmate and give her some milk. And no more games. Im sure fluffy would like it if little Harmony doesnt receive it, alright?" She smiled sweetly and walked back to Jax.

Jax
08/22/2000 11:14 AM

"Shall we dear, go to another room where it is nice and quiet so as we may enjoy a dinner in peace?" Jax motions and teleports Ingrid and himself to a great dining hall filled with flowers, candles, and minstrels. A large table fills the middle of the room with vast amounts of food on the table already prepared.

Two chairs are placed at the far end of the table. A small boy motions the both of them to sit and eat, servants rush to get everything done and prepared perfect at the last minute.

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Harm
08/22/2000 3:23 PM

Harmony looks up at Hooded and stretches her hand out, grasping at the air. "Give me my milk!"

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The_Hooded_One
08/23/2000 2:19 AM

*Hooded takes the milk off Ingrid and takes a sip, glancing at Harm with a teasing gaze. Seeing Ingrid disappear. Hooded closes his eyes and takes a gulp of the milk.*

"Mmmmm, so delicious." Hooded says as if drenched in ecstasy. "This has to be the best milk I have ever had." Hooded continues and swirls the milk in his mouth, savouring every moment. "Awwww, I only have three quarters of a glass left. Sorry child, none for you." Hooded says and drinks the rest of the milk in one large gulp. "Ohhh, that was sooooo goooood."

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Harm
08/23/2000 1:15 PM

Harm glowers at Hooded and stomps on his foot with all her weight. "I hate you you oversized excuse for a dog treat!" Tearing up she ran away to Ingrid, "Mooooom!"
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The_Hooded_One
08/23/2000 3:53 PM

*Hooded licks his finger and makes a motion in the air.*

"Me... one. Demon-child... zip." Hooded says to himself victoriously.

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Tasslehoff_Burrfoot
08/23/2000 4:11 PM

The air shimmers and a portal opens, shooting out a somewhat winded elf. Lethaligas, that being his name drops violently into an unoccupied chair. "Hi", he says casually. Just then Harmony runs in and screams,"THAT ICKY MAN TOOK MY MILK!!! WAAHHH!!TURN HIM INTO A SPLUTCHBUG!!!WAHHH!" Harmony's eyes glow red. she says in a sepulchural voice as she floats above the table,"Make him a splutchbug. NOW. Or I will-ACK!Nooooooo....bbeeeebblebroxxingbloingohzarkitall.. harmony drops from the ceiling into her mother's lap.a wisp of red smoke seeps out of her mouth and nostrils and then takes a demonic form. Jax points his index finger nonchalantly and obliterates it. "Damned demons",He mutters."Oops, it must've fallen into my pouch."

-Uncle Tas

Joe_Ghostbuster
08/23/2000 5:28 PM

uh...just so I'll know, why are you playing Jax?

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Harm
08/23/2000 5:54 PM

Harm coughs and sputters, shaking her frazzled braids. She looks up at Ingrid with guilt on her face. "Mommy it happened again."

Help! Help! I'm being repressed!!

Harm
08/23/2000 5:59 PM

Fluffy strolls out lazilly and rips the seat out of Hooded's pants while he is celebrating outwitting a four year old child. The tiger looks at Hooded and shakes her head. She then bounds over to the table and rests her head on Ingrid's lap, looking at Harmony strangely, wondering about the normalcy of humans.Help! Help! I'm being repressed!!

ingrid
08/23/2000 9:26 PM

"I'm so glad that I brought this turkey leg with me," and chomps off a big bite. When fluffy paws at the drumstick, I hiss at the big cat.

"Jax, I have a feeling that our dinner will be breakfast if these strange antics continue into the night."

The_Hooded_One
08/23/2000 9:35 PM

"Ouch! Act more fluffy, Fluffy." Hooded says to the tiger annoyed
and puts on a new pair of pants.



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Harm
08/26/2000 8:38 AM

Harmony hugged her mother tight. "Mommy if you really loved me you'd turn the mean hooded man into a goat or something. He took my milk and my finger's gone!"

Help! Help! I'm being repressed!!

Jax
08/26/2000 10:15 AM

"Mommy, I mean Ingrid, you're right." Jax looks at all the ruckus displayed in front of him and teleports everyone into the padded room where they will be securely locked away for the night.
"Maybe they'll eat each other alive, but we can have dinner in peace now dear!"

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Harm
08/26/2000 3:08 PM

Harmony, being so tiny, clamors out the window and runs into the nearby woods, away from the angry imprisoned guests and the grandfather insane enough to lock his grand daughter in a room with a lunatic.
Help! Help! I'm being repressed!!

The_Hooded_One
08/26/2000 5:17 PM

*Hooded grabs Fluffy 2 by the neck and gives the massive cat the death shake. With a flick of his wrist, Hooded throws the tiger carcass at an escaping Harmony.*

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ingrid
08/26/2000 10:28 PM

"Peace and quiet!" Ingrid throws her feet up on the table and takes a massive swig of a chocolate milkshake. Revealing a classy choco milk mustasche, she offerd the mug to Jax. "Want some?"

"Hey, nice tapestries on the wall. Did they come with the castle? How old is this joint anyway?"

Tasslehoff_Burrfoot
08/27/2000 7:20 AM

Ugh.... Lethaligas shakes himself off and stands up. "Can I have a milkshake too? I'm in serious need of liquidation...ooh chocolate would be nice belgian chocolateuhhhhhhh... OOC:if u don't know, he's delirious IC: He mutters incoherently while hooded prepares to splash him with A pitcher of water that never empties..."Oops, it must've fallen into my pouch."

-Uncle Tas

Jax
08/27/2000 10:00 AM

Jax takes a haul off the delicious chocolate milkshake, "Oh, I built it last summer. Needs a little work here and there, but other than that, it's a home. Ingrid, care to join me while I go fishing? Let them tear this place apart if they wish, I'll just build another one!"
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Joe_Ghostbuster
08/27/2000 2:28 PM

Joe goes to sleep in the padded room.
He's used to them.

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The_Hooded_One
08/28/2000 2:58 AM

*Hooded leaves Joe a map leading to Harmony's room. Pleased with his revenge plan, Hooded kicks the door down and walks out. Finding Jax and Ingrid.*

"Wait a minute you two. I just thought of something. If Ingrid is Harm's mother and Jax is Harm's grandfather..." Hooded pauses as realization sinks in. "Elminster really got you a good one didn't he."



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Tasslehoff_Burrfoot
08/28/2000 4:17 PM

"Elminister? I seem to remeber that name from somewhere", Lethaligas mutters. "Oh
, Yeah, he teleported me here. He's a bastard."Oops, it must've fallen into my pouch."

-Uncle Tas

ingrid
08/28/2000 6:46 PM

OOC: Hoodie, Jax and I adodpted Harmony. She just calls him Gramps since Elminster made him look like a Geezer. (ya, ya, that's it!) And, I never started out as "Ingrid", LOL! It was Aurora but everyone started calling me Ingrid anyways!

IC:
"Be good Harmony my dear. Jax and I are taking a fishing trip." *hands harm the keys to the castle.* "That makes you the Queen while we are away! See you soon. Have fun with fluffy!"

Joe_Ghostbuster
08/28/2000 7:51 PM

Joe wakes up, finding a map.
"Wonder to where it leads?"
Following the map's instructions, Joe finds Harmony sitting on a thrown, fluffy at her lap.
"Hey little girl,where's your mummy and granddaddy?"

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The_Hooded_One
08/29/2000 2:29 AM

OOC: Argh! Sorry Ing- I mean Aurora ;)

*Hooded walks into the throne room.*

"How many Fluffys are there anyway?"


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Jax
08/29/2000 3:16 AM

OOC: See, my memory IS fading like an old man's!! ACK!

IC: Jax turns to Tas and Hooded, "If you both give me the head of Elminster and break this confounded spell, I shall reward you BOTH, with riches beyong belief, magical powers, and a infinite supply of breakfast cereals of your choice! Jax teleports Harmony back and looks at her, "harmony, don't do that again, how many times have I told you, don't go slipping through the windows and jumping into the woods." Jax summons Fluffy 3 a large Yeti, snow white of course, and a 50 foot ice cream sundae so Harmony can calm her nerves down.

"Aurora," Jax clears his throat in embarassment. "How come it is when we try to sit and have a peaceful dinner or something else, someone always interrupts?" Looks at Tas and Hodded, "Well?! What do you say men? Do you wish to help me or not?!"

"Aurora, let's gets our fishing poles and gear. We're heading north!"

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The_Hooded_One
08/30/2000 3:03 AM

*Hooded scratches his chin considering. The offer certainly was tempting, but Elminster! Was that too risky? Finally temptation wears Hooded down.*

"A life time supply of cereal you say?"


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Jax
08/30/2000 9:31 AM

"All you want, I'll even throw in Pop-Tarts and Hershey's Chocolate Syrup if you want!!! I want his head!!" Jax faints.

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