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Benn-Salian
01/28/2003 10:46 AM

OOC: In This story I may create many characters and with the exception of Kendrallus, the young blue dragon, I will allow anyone else to do with them what you wish, even pick them up as a character.

BIC: Kendrallus had become overjoyed when her prayers had been answered by Zeboim, goddess of the sea. She had sought knowledge because she was a young dragon (only a few centuraries old). Her prayers had been answered with a book.

Left in her lair by an invisible presense and the soothing voice that called itself Zeboim. The book was written by Astinus himself, "The Age of Times". It contained knowledge that only the eldest of dragons understood.

Here, Kendrallus, a child, held in sway the fate of the world. Because it would not end here. Kendrallus already knew that. What good was knowledge if it wasn't used.signed:
Suggester of Illusion
Benn-Salian

Benn-Salian
01/28/2003 11:51 AM

Opening to a page in her book, Kendrallus read the heading, "Turning Ale Into Gold". Folding the corner of the page so that it stood out, the young dragon left her lair and took the sky traveling to the closest village between the Qualinesti forest and the Plains of Dust.

Landing outside a tavern, the dragon shifted it's form into a kender (because a kender can get into anyplace). She scurried into the door after a large Ergothian.

Watching a dwarf drinking at the bar, the kender-dragon took a seat at the other end. Waiting for the dwarf to take it's next drink she recited the words that she memorized on the flight.

The dwarf, in mid-gulp, immediately stopped his drinking. Which isn't easy for a dwarf to do. The dwarf fell other dead. The kender-dragon started laughing excitedly.signed:
Suggester of Illusion
Benn-Salian

thistledown
01/31/2003 11:44 AM

(OOC: When is it set? If it's with the rest of the forum (around legends, chaos war, etc) then I'll put J'mes and his dragon in.)The sword, it thirsts to drink of man.
The sword, at last must win.
Today is gone, and yesterday,
Must echo in the wind.

Dark_Master
01/31/2003 1:53 PM

OOC: I might add Du'Kuli in, i'll wait and see...hmm.

On the wings of heaven does my spirit soar high,
Under the ocean does my heart swim free,
In the bones of the earth does my mind lie secure,
And in the pit of fire....my passion burns forever.

PrincessOfDarkness
01/31/2003 3:01 PM

OC: I might put my Dragon in too.....Kra'Sor da blue..in dragon and Swiftlight in human terms......transformation- A Sivak-Type thing called an Io. (blue scaled, 6 ft tall, prehenshile tail, usable wings and two very electric fangs that is hidable with a cloak)

Uh....i'll start, if you guys dont care!

****
Kra'Sor was not one to be woken up at night and be happy. So when the two dragonslayers ran over her foot, needless to say, she was extremely pissed.

"EXCUSE ME?!?!?!"

The elf looked at the other one, who was hooded. "You stepped on her toe!"

The hooded one looked at the elf and started casting a magic spell. "As surak dulaakas nasira oreka makasun."

Kra'Sor immediatly reconized it. The "Chill Spell". Another thing she didnt like was the cold.

With a large inhale, she felt the lightning boil up in her jaws, and shot it directly at the mage. He fried. The elf pulled out a sword and, in this time, jammed it into her leg.

"DAMN MAJESTY THAT HURT!!!!" Swearing in Draconic, she daintly stabbed him...or rather she squashed his head witha claw. Then she wiped off his elven blood (corrupted shit, that was) and transformed in her Io form. She inspected the cut more this time, and realized that he'd hit bone. Ouch.

She felt a jolt of magic far off. Not moon magic, not clerical magic, nor wild magic, but something different. She was interested.

SHe tied it up with a bandage, and flew out in her Io form, with her cloak on.

~~~OOC~~~
Kra's one weakness is that she has no healing magic.

Insano
01/31/2003 3:55 PM

OCC: Damn, I would have joined but I vowed never to use my gnome (Insano) after the 2nd Catyclysm. Ah well, it probably wouldnt have gone too well without ol' Tay arround "Hey, I'm not dead! AWESOME!" - Fighter, of 8-Bit Theatre.
http://www.nuklearpower.com

Benn-Salian
01/31/2003 4:03 PM

OOC: I started out the thread with somethings so we will connect them soon.signed:
Suggester of Illusion
Benn-Salian

thistledown
02/01/2003 5:53 PM

(OOC: Actually, if it's a gift from Zaboim, wouldn't it have to be from before the chaos war?)The sword, it thirsts to drink of man.
The sword, at last must win.
Today is gone, and yesterday,
Must echo in the wind.

Dark_Master
02/02/2003 3:11 AM

Du'Kuli stood atop the cliff edge, letting the wind stir his dark blue hair. The sun glinted off his skin, the pale blue hue vibrant and sparkling in the strong light. His elven eyes hadn't lost there touch....keener if anything. These times were troubling. Chaos seemed to reign over everything, mayhem ensued and people where forever asking if the heat was to give up or not.

He leapt off the cliff and into the air, building speed as he did. His brother wind never failed him. He sped forward, squinting his eyes slightly against the biting winds.

OOC: Ok, for those that don't know Du'Kuli, Thistle i think you might....he is half elven/half air elemental. He was the result of a rather perverted experiment carried out by a black mage. Due to this, Du'Kuli can control the weather (just think storm from X-Men)

On the wings of heaven does my spirit soar high,
Under the ocean does my heart swim free,
In the bones of the earth does my mind lie secure,
And in the pit of fire....my passion burns forever.

Benn-Salian
02/03/2003 6:54 AM

Kendrallus, in her kender guise, left the inn; actually she was thrown out because she was a kender. But that wasn't any problem because she was about to leave anyway. "Dammit," she thought to herself, "I'm begining to think like a kender."

she ran off before eyes could follow her. As soon as she was off far enough she turned back into the blue dragon she really was. She became bored rather quickly. She opened the book to a different page and found a spell on fireworks. Finding this entertaining she began the spell.

Toward the end of the spell, a kender popped out of the brush. "Hullo, I'm looking for another kender with a big book. Have you seen her?" he replied.

Kendrallus redirected the spell right underneath the kender and blew him off to the gods know where with the fireworks, that were quite spectacular. The last thing the kender thought before he took off was how fun this was going to be having never been blown up before.signed:
Suggester of Illusion
Benn-Salian

PrincessOfDarkness
02/03/2003 2:13 PM

Kra felt the magic hit again. She was now hoping whoever was casting this could heal her leg, it hurt abdomally. She was now flying near teh source, when she heard a crack and saw a kender fly into the air.

"Greetings." She said in draconic to the Blue nearby. "Are you the holder of the unknown magick, or I am just paranoid? I am Kra'Sor. Could you heal my leg?"

Benn-Salian
02/03/2003 3:17 PM


"Greetings." She said in draconic to the Blue nearby. "Are you the holder of the unknown magick, or I am just paranoid? I am Kra'Sor. Could you heal my leg?"

"Heal your leg? I wouldn't heal your leg if it was my fault it was in pain!" Kendrallus balked at the lesser dragon, "I have no idea what unknown magic you are babbling about, I'm a dragon. It's obvious where my magic comes from."

Flipping the bird as a salute, Kendrallus then shifted form into a faerie and flew away undetected.signed:
Suggester of Illusion
Benn-Salian

Crimson_Riverstomp
02/03/2003 6:33 PM

The sun began to set over the hill and it's orange rays cast shadows across the land as it passed through the forest. Darkness fell quicker in the forests than the plains. The pixie T'Laxshar rose from her bed in an elm leaf and smiled brightly to the ever-encroaching night. She stretched her legs, then her arms, and then her wings, slowly, before taking off to cause some mischief.

She lithely and swiftly flew in and out and around the tree branches, toward the open area and gradually growing population. She so did love to tease and play tricks on the inhabitants of the close town.

As she flew toward the town, she spotted another faerie flying toward her woods and let out a shrill, but relatively small, giggle. She flew back to the faerie she had passed and let out a stream of questions with her high pitched voice. "Who are you? Where are you going? Where did you come from? Do you want to help me do some tricks?"~Shade and sweet water~

Benn-Salian
02/04/2003 10:15 AM


"Who are you? Where are you going? Where did you come from? Do you want to help me do some tricks?"

Kendrallus, now in faerie form, realized that what ever form she was in she attracted others of that race. She then thought about becoming a buck, because she was quite hungary and that sounded good to eat.

Nevertheless, Kendrallus flew right by the inquizative faerie without so much as a glance. The faerie-dragon was much too busy to have to stop and chat with the nuisance. She needed to really test hew new book.

Kendrallus flew for quite awhile until she got to Sanction, the large bustling city that might prove interesting. Landing somewhere, a mile away from the city so as not to be seen, Kendrallus shapeshifted back into a dragon and decided to rest. Sleeping heavily onto of "The Ages of Time" so that it would not be lost.signed:
Suggester of Illusion
Benn-Salian

Dark_Master
02/04/2003 10:48 AM

His cloak hid the blue skin and hair, shielding them from the prying eyes of passer-bys. Whilst not ashamed of his appearence, he had learned the hard way that such attention was not always welcome. Nevertheless, Du'Kuli entered the tavern, sitting down and ordering while he waited. Sanction had never been his favourite city, he didn't even like it to be honest...however for mercenary work, he discovered that there were no shortage of jobs around these places.

On the wings of heaven does my spirit soar high,
Under the ocean does my heart swim free,
In the bones of the earth does my mind lie secure,
And in the pit of fire....my passion burns forever.

Crimson_Riverstomp
02/04/2003 11:03 AM


Nevertheless, Kendrallus flew right by the inquizative faerie without so much as a glance. The faerie-dragon was much too busy to have to stop and chat with the nuisance. She needed to really test hew new book.


The tiny pixie, quite offended by the rudeness of other faerie threw her hands up in disgust. Shaking her head and muttering "Well, I never!" she flew off the otherway, on her mischief making little way.


Meanwhile...

The absolutely adorable kender, Crimson Riverstomp, made her way through the open country, speaking to herself under her breath while keeping her eyes open for possible treasures. After having recently been booted from a town for causing too much mischeif, her very fingers were itching for a new adventure. About a mile past town, she noticed a rather large blue dragon and she giggled in wonder, clasping her hands together.

Cautiously, Crimson approached the sleeping dragon and every so very delicately.... poked it in the forehead. She laughed loudly and poked it again, and again, and again, and again, over and over until the dragon awoke.~Shade and sweet water~

Benn-Salian
02/04/2003 12:11 PM

Kedrallus woke to see the most annoying face of a kender pokig her in the face. "Why must I be the target of such atrocities?" The dragon asked herself.

Not wanting to waste any of her time before she couldn't fall back to sleep, The dragon lifted her large claw and laid it on top of the kender, rending it useless. She then fell back asleep. She dreamt of what dragon's dream of, war and conquest.

OOC: Before Crimson gets any ideas, she may not read out of "The Ages of Time". All the magic has a spell on it that causes the reader to go crazy if they don't control enough magic. Dragons can because they are inherently magical.signed:
Suggester of Illusion
Benn-Salian

Crimson_Riverstomp
02/04/2003 12:49 PM

OOC: That's a bummer... :( Ah well. C'est la vie.

BIC: As the mighty claw of the dragon came down upon her, Crimson let out an amazingly loud screetch which could be heard for miles away -- quite a feat for the small kender. She wiggled and squirmed under the blue dragon's claw and attempted to pull herself from under it.

When this act proved to difficult to accomplish, she began to yell as loud as she could, trying to attract the attention of any who happened to pass by or perhaps awaken the dragon. She kicked her feet as best she could against the dragon, all the while screaming her head off.

"Oh! Help! Heeeeelp! Someone help me! Heeeeeeeelp!"~Shade and sweet water~

Benn-Salian
02/04/2003 2:18 PM

OOC:
I deleted a few of mycomments that weren't part of the story. I would appreciate anyone else that does this, not a large problem in any way though.

BIC:
Kendrallus woke up right before the sun set. She had great dreams filled with battle and power. She decided to herself that she would enter Sanction and build the basis of her following.

She decided she would try to enlist a few knight from the Knights of Nereka and Legion of Steel as some of her commanders. A smile found its way unto the dragon's scaled lips.

Shapeshifting into an elf maiden, Kendrallus ooked down to see the kender that had awoken her had falen asleep where it was pinned down. She grabbed "The Ages of Time" and slid it underneath her green robes. "To Sanction I go," she replied to herself as she departed.signed:
Suggester of Illusion
Benn-Salian

PrincessOfDarkness
02/04/2003 3:13 PM

Kra scowled. "A lesser dragon, youngling?!" She whispered magick, and she transformed into her full blue dragon form. "I think not! You are casting unknown magick, and do not lie! How dare you," she scowled again. She then noticed the faerie flying around like gnat. She caught it between her claws. "Must you fly around me?" she said, holding back the urge to squish it like a bug. It only emmited a terrified sqeak. SHe then let go, and the faerie flew off. Transforming back into her Io form, she sighed. "damn, wheres' that brat?"

***
Karina
Princess of Darkness

Crimson_Riverstomp
02/05/2003 12:05 PM


Shapeshifting into an elf maiden, Kendrallus ooked down to see the kender that had awoken her had falen asleep where it was pinned down. She grabbed "The Ages of Time" and slid it underneath her green robes. "To Sanction I go," she replied to herself as she departed.


After screetching her head off for an ungodly amount of time, the small kender fell asleep where she lay, her breathing shallow because of the heaviness of the dragon's claw.

An hour or so later, Crimson awoke to find her captor disappeared and her neck in a terrible pain. She grumbled to herself and shook her body off, desperate to find more fun concerning the dragon. Peering around, she noticed the unfamiliar tracks of an elf, headed in the direction of Sanction. Deciding that whatever had made these tracks must be more interesting than a dragon who would only hurt her, Crimson made her way to the city of Sanction.

"There's gotta be some fun in the city," Crimson muttered to herself. As she walked, she made up a song and sang it loudly to the trees and surrounding nature.

"Oh, I'm a kender, yes I am. Going to seek my preeetyyyys! Lots of fun I'm sure to have, in the busy ciiiiityyyy!"~Shade and sweet water~

Crimson_Riverstomp
02/05/2003 12:30 PM

Making a loud ruckus as she approaches the gates of the city, Crimson Riverstomp quickly darts into the city, glancing about her with great intrigue. There was so much to do and so much to see... and so much to steal! It was every kender's dream.

"Humm.... What to do first..." Crimson wondered to herself, looking between the tavern and the inn and the many different places that she could possibly go. She decides to try her luck at the local tavern, and makes her way there slowly, while picking pockets of the people in the city as she goes.

After entering the crowded tavern, she smiles to herself and thinks "This is going to be fun!" ~Shade and sweet water~

PrincessOfDarkness
02/05/2003 6:50 PM

Kra followed the transformed blue's tracks, and they lead into to Sanction. however, she noticed a kender, and feeling generally bored, she decided to have a little game.

"Hey! Kender!" she yelled, in full dragon form

Benn-Salian
02/06/2003 9:51 AM


"Hey! Kender!" Kra yelled, in full dragon form

Kendrallus, currently in elf form, looked behind her to see a large dragon. She noticed the that she looked familiar. "Interesting," she thought to herself, "that foolished dragon who had cried to me earlier. I shall use this to my advantage."

The elf-dragon ran to the nearest inn, running inside and allowing the door to slam on the inside wall. "Anyone help me please," she begged in her most innocent voice, "there's a dragon out there. I need the steel of some wonderous warrior."signed:
Suggester of Illusion
Benn-Salian

Crimson_Riverstomp
02/06/2003 10:52 AM


Kra followed the transformed blue's tracks, and they lead into to Sanction. however, she noticed a kender, and feeling generally bored, she decided to have a little game.

"Hey! Kender!" she yelled, in full dragon form


Crimson stopped in her tracks and looked at the huge dragon, grinning brightly. "Draggie!" She shrieked and ran over to it, darting in and around the tail, poking it over and over and over again. She stopped short when she heard the Elf-girl's cry of dragon and stood for just a brief moment, contemplating what to do.

Deciding that she'd rather hide and miss the chance of being thought an associate of the dragon's, she scrambled away to a near alleyway and hid, watching the action from there.
~Shade and sweet water~

PrincessOfDarkness
02/06/2003 12:15 PM


Deciding that she'd rather hide and miss the chance of being thought an associate of the dragon's, she scrambled away to a near alleyway and hid, watching the action from there


Kra'Sor grinned. She was extremely fond of attention. With this, she immediatly maximized her aura of dragonfear so the tavern where the polymorphed blue had screamed. "Dragon!" was very much effected by it. Sitting back on her haunches with her injured leg under her, she laid out and enjoyed the sunshine, watching the Dragonfear take effect on everyone while herself, Swiftlight aka Kra'Sor, did nothing but sunbathe.

Benn-Salian
02/10/2003 8:29 AM


"Anyone help me please," Kendrallus (elf form) begged in her most innocent voice, "there's a dragon out there. I need the steel of some wonderous warrior."

"Aye miss, I am Vectur of Ergoth. My blade shall help slay this beast of yours," a large black warrior announced.

"Oh praised be, I thank you warrior for the deeds you about to do." Kendrallus in elf form replied thankfully.

The ergothian walked out of the tavern with his blade in hand. As he walked out of the tavern he pointed the tip of the blade at the sunbathing dragon. "Perhaps, you should find another elf maiden to attack, you terrible beast!" Vectur called to the dragon.

The dragon-elf stayed her distance inside the tavern, trying to arouse other help.

OOC: Vectur of Ergoth is one of the characters that can be taken up. He will eventually be one of the subcommanders of Kendrallus's army, if he survives. Crimson Riverstomp, it may be a good idea if the kender is more active in the story. She's one of those things the dragon overlooks.signed:
Suggester of Illusion
Benn-Salian

PrincessOfDarkness
02/10/2003 12:16 PM


"Aye miss, I am Vectur of Ergoth. My blade shall help slay this beast of yours," a large black warrior announced.


Kra turned one lazy eye towards this knight. "Hello. Are you going to slay me? You're not very frightening." She picked him up. "I'm busy. Unless you call your dragon-elf freind over there to tell me what magicks he's using, and i'll go away."

Benn-Salian
02/10/2003 3:46 PM

OOC: Kendrallus is a she for the record, but no big deal about the mistake. She disguises herself as other races to hide from people, I think that it's ok that you can see through that because Kra is a dragon too. I would suggest using that knowledge sparingly in the future. Knowledge is power and we musn't give that power away so easily.

BIC:

Kra turned one lazy eye towards this knight. "Hello. Are you going to slay me? You're not very frightening." She picked him up. "I'm busy. Unless you call your dragon-elf freind over there to tell me what magicks he's using, and i'll go away."

"Magic? The only magic is your lies dragon!" Vectur replied. "If the elf maiden had magic she would have no need of my steel, would she? I suggest you leave. I will not hesitate to spill my blood in her defense!" he screamed defiantly.signed:
Suggester of Illusion
Benn-Salian

PrincessOfDarkness
02/10/2003 6:16 PM

OOC~ Oh, most people dont even know half the stuff i think. I'm good at concealing my knowledge. It's just one of those "fine, but your trying to kill a dragon for a dragon." type things.

BIC~

"In Majesty's name.." she dropped the knight with a clang, and sighed. then she chuckled. "You wont hestitate to spill your blood? What are you going to do, go Kamikaze? Ouch." With a single claw, she paitently pulls off his helm and leans way, way down until she is eye-to-eye with him.

"Listen, Sir Vector. I dont care what you say, but i am a dragon, and you are a knight. The odds do not go in your favor. I only want a healer and then i will go away. Is that so simple, or do you have to continue to demostrate human stupidity?" Crushing his helm to the ground, she turns back to her sunbathing.

OOC~
the hardest thing about RPing dragons is NOT MAKING THEM TOO POWERFUL! and i have that problem with everything...AND THIS IS WIERD!!!

Ok, i'm done spazzing now.

Benn-Salian
02/11/2003 11:47 AM

"Kamikaze? do I look elven to you dragon?, " Vectur of Ergoth replied puzzled at the comment.

"My elf maiden has no desire to heal you spawn of evil. I would suggest attending a dark cleric rather than this worshiper of E'li, Vectur suggested, "If she was capable of helping you, she would have already."

Vectur tried to free himself to no avail so he concluded by staring down the dragon.

OOC: I honestly do not know how to get to the next level of my story without more participants, any suggestions on how to arouse interest?signed:
Suggester of Illusion
Benn-Salian

PrincessOfDarkness
02/11/2003 5:29 PM

Well, I would like to pull some magic that would make u reveal your true form, so we could have Valur chase after both of us, and youw ould have to show me the magick so we could rescue eachother, and so on and so forth.

Benn-Salian
02/12/2003 8:03 AM

OOC: Well healing you would take away any reason to be in the story. Not to mention it's out side of Kendrallus's comfort zone. I am honestly thinking about dropping this thread because there is no one out there to object. I can work on the other characters I control. I can resurrect Kendrallus in the future in another thread. Good bye.signed:
Suggester of Illusion
Benn-Salian

Benn-Salian
04/08/2003 11:07 AM

bump"The elven girl looked at the gnome and began swaying as she tried to get Detotrophe into focus. Praise Reorx! She's drunk! Detontrophe realized." - Marderfarking Marderfarkers

eswiftfire
04/08/2003 10:14 PM

OOC: Very well then, this thread has been hijacked by Thread Enders Inc."Ha! I never contradict myself, actually."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Quoting me mockingly in your signature. Real mature. Grow up."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Heh, if he keeps this up. I might need a website for these gems. Mwaha."

-Eliar Swiftfire

eswiftfire
04/20/2003 11:24 AM

Eliar Swiftfire appeared with a manly POOF!

"Time to blow things up..." He sighed. "Ha! I never contradict myself, actually."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Quoting me mockingly in your signature. Real mature. Grow up."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Heh, if he keeps this up. I might need a website for these gems. Mwaha."

-Eliar Swiftfire

eswiftfire
04/29/2003 9:47 AM

Vectur of Ergoth turned towards the spiky-haired alien mage. "Who're you! Identify yourself, human!"

"Yo' mama." Eliar merely replied, he wasn't even looking at the man.

"This is an outrage!" Vectur's face turned red, he gripped his sword tight. "I dare you to repeat what you just said!"

"Why? Ya deaf or something?" Eliar sneered. "So, whatcha' doing now? Trying to kill dragons? As a Dragons Rights activist, I CAN'T let you do that."

He made a gesture, and Vectur's sword immediately turned into water.

"What is this madness? You SORCEROUS DOG! I shall slay you before slaying..." He would have said more, but for some strange reason, he couldn't seem to get any words out of his mouth. Not only that, he realized he couldn't move an inch either...

Eliar grinned sadistically. "You sad sad man. SAD SAD MAN! Should know better than to insult my profession like this." He gave Vectur a stinging backhand slap. "Now, I want you to say sorry..."

Vectur opened his mouth again, yet no word came forth.

"Nothing? Rude rude bastard!" Eliar growled. Slapping Vectur again. And again. And again. And again. And again.

Minutes later, Vectur's cheeks were badly bruised, his nose was starting to bleed. Eliar shook his head in disgust. "You... you HURT MY FINGERNAILS, YOU BASTARD!!"

All of a sudden, the walls around them started to melt...


"Ha! I never contradict myself, actually."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Quoting me mockingly in your signature. Real mature. Grow up."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Heh, if he keeps this up. I might need a website for these gems. Mwaha."

-Eliar Swiftfire

PrincessOfDarkness
04/30/2003 2:46 PM

Kra'Sor laughed. "Thanks, Eliar!" She yelled and burned Vectur to a crisp. "If you think you'd enjoy it, perhaps i'll ask Her Dark Majesty to rip YOUR guts out."- Raist

"I didn't mean to bite you. Your hand got in the way of my teeth."-Tas

May the Gods go with you
Karina Half-Elven Majere
Princess of Darkness

eswiftfire
05/01/2003 12:08 AM

"Ew." Eliar watched the crisp. "Well, I'm going continue my WORLD-DESTROYING SPELL NO. 527. Go through the portal and ya'll be safe."

A portal appeared beside Eliar."Ha! I never contradict myself, actually."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Quoting me mockingly in your signature. Real mature. Grow up."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Heh, if he keeps this up. I might need a website for these gems. Mwaha."

-Eliar Swiftfire

Hellforge
05/01/2003 3:08 AM

OCC: Eek i would have joined this but Eliar got to it first :? oh well lol"To see your world in a grain of sand,
and a heaven in a wild flower,
to hold infinity in the palm of your hand,
an eternity in an hour."
-William Blake

eswiftfire
05/01/2003 7:43 AM

OOC: Well. You can join in if you want to.... in helping me blow things up. Mwahahaha!"Ha! I never contradict myself, actually."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Quoting me mockingly in your signature. Real mature. Grow up."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Heh, if he keeps this up. I might need a website for these gems. Mwaha."

-Eliar Swiftfire

Benn-Salian
05/01/2003 9:08 AM

OOC: I think that's the problem, Eliar.Insert swear-infested quote here to upset the populous of RPGC

"The elven girl looked at the gnome and began swaying as she tried to get Detotrophe into focus. Praise Reorx! She's drunk! Detontrophe realized." - Marderfarking Marderfarkers

Hellforge
05/01/2003 12:57 PM

OCC: Normally I love Chaos and randomis explosions, but i believe it ruins good stories sometimes. I didnt see a need for this posts story to end."To see your world in a grain of sand,
and a heaven in a wild flower,
to hold infinity in the palm of your hand,
an eternity in an hour."
-William Blake

PrincessOfDarkness
05/01/2003 1:56 PM

"Thanks!" She said and walked inside the portal as a extremely fat human walked out.

"Hey! i'm Podngaoenoanbiorn! My cousin is in "The Ring" Maybe you know here?" She said while nosily munching on a crossaint slaughtered with butter. "OH, are you blowing things up? Can I help? PLEASEEEEEE?"

Podng tried to bend down on her knees but she was too fat, and she rolled onto the ground like a blueberry. "If you think you'd enjoy it, perhaps i'll ask Her Dark Majesty to rip YOUR guts out."- Raist

"I didn't mean to bite you. Your hand got in the way of my teeth."-Tas

May the Gods go with you
Karina Half-Elven Majere
Princess of Darkness

eswiftfire
05/02/2003 9:21 AM


OCC: Normally I love Chaos and randomis explosions, but i believe it ruins good stories sometimes. I didnt see a need for this posts story to end.


OOC: Me neither. Wouldn't hijack it either if Benn didn't ask for my services. Mwa ha.
"Ha! I never contradict myself, actually."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Quoting me mockingly in your signature. Real mature. Grow up."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Heh, if he keeps this up. I might need a website for these gems. Mwaha."

-Eliar Swiftfire

eswiftfire
05/02/2003 9:24 AM

Eliar looked at the fat girl for a moment. "Yeah. I know. Well... any ideas on how to blow up the thread?""Ha! I never contradict myself, actually."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Quoting me mockingly in your signature. Real mature. Grow up."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Heh, if he keeps this up. I might need a website for these gems. Mwaha."

-Eliar Swiftfire

Benn-Salian
05/02/2003 10:41 AM

If ony Hellforge was here when I began this... another time and we can try it again. Right now, I don't fee right having a thread like this out and about. Eliar, take contro of my gully dwarf Repf.Insert swear-infested quote here to upset the populous of RPGC

"The elven girl looked at the gnome and began swaying as she tried to get Detotrophe into focus. Praise Reorx! She's drunk! Detontrophe realized." - Marderfarking Marderfarkers

[Edited by Benn-Salian on Friday, May 2, 2003 10:45 AM]

Hellforge
05/02/2003 2:25 PM

Then perhaps you should start another then Benn, Ill be happy to help."To see your world in a grain of sand,
and a heaven in a wild flower,
to hold infinity in the palm of your hand,
an eternity in an hour."
-William Blake

PrincessOfDarkness
05/02/2003 3:31 PM

"Yeah, lots of them!" She said as she attempted to reach a pouch on her back (but could not). Pulling out a claw-grabber, she grabbed teh pouch, and showed the intense mathmatical equations.

"Well, if the world is X, and we want to blow it up "Y"....." she started and went and on and on and on about how Z= Y squared and Y= squared equaled the end of the world, amd Y squared equaled an atomic bomv and how e5346cf x h68 =9.

".......And that's how you blow up teh world!" "If you think you'd enjoy it, perhaps i'll ask Her Dark Majesty to rip YOUR guts out."- Raist

"I didn't mean to bite you. Your hand got in the way of my teeth."-Tas

May the Gods go with you
Karina Half-Elven Majere
Princess of Darkness

eswiftfire
05/03/2003 10:10 AM

Eliar scratched his head, obviously understanding alot about what the fat girl was saying, well... 10% anyway.

"Um... okay. Sure, let's blow things up." He said.

OOC: Nah, let PoD handle this. When this is finished. She's officially a Thread Ender!

"Ha! I never contradict myself, actually."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Quoting me mockingly in your signature. Real mature. Grow up."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Heh, if he keeps this up. I might need a website for these gems. Mwaha."

-Eliar Swiftfire

PrincessOfDarkness
05/03/2003 10:21 AM

OOC: *is running around with pink balloons tied to one foot* Weeeeee!!!!

BIC~

Pod nodded. "Finally someone understands my genius, and dosent just laugh at me becuause I am round, not fat, ROUND!" She yelled and wattled over to a large crack in the groud. She took a small pin and dropped it into the large seismic crack while dancing in typical gulldy-dwarf style and spouting gibberish.

"noien ganborj doivnehgadavkneo g oiehbnoiahdvgj gnoeihglkahe noihnehavneka fnhteiaucb!!!!!" She said.

Meanhwile the pin was made magically stronger by Pod's magic and it flew down the crack into the center of the world. It hit the core, and mysteriously all the oceans evaporated and was then suddenly refilled and flooded the world of the thread. Pod, becuase of her extremely roundness, floated to the top of the flooded world and slowly swam to the edge, where she dissapeared into a crevasse to find her counsins to invade another thread, while everyone drowned.

The END!!!! "If you think you'd enjoy it, perhaps i'll ask Her Dark Majesty to rip YOUR guts out."- Raist

"I didn't mean to bite you. Your hand got in the way of my teeth."-Tas

May the Gods go with you
Karina Half-Elven Majere
Princess of Darkness

eswiftfire
05/04/2003 8:50 AM

Eliar studied the damage for a while, laughing sadistically. "Well, I guess that's over! Congrats! You are now officially a Thread Ender!"

And the world rejoices.

THE END"Ha! I never contradict myself, actually."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Quoting me mockingly in your signature. Real mature. Grow up."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Heh, if he keeps this up. I might need a website for these gems. Mwaha."

-Eliar Swiftfire

PrincessOfDarkness
05/04/2003 9:20 AM

*continues to run around with balloons tied to one foot, and trips*

Ouch.

YAY! PARTY!"If you think you'd enjoy it, perhaps i'll ask Her Dark Majesty to rip YOUR guts out."- Raist

"A tribute to a friend for years that never passed, a tribute to an enemy for days that spanned years." Krystal, Fernwood Village

-Karina Majere
Princess of Darkness

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