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Silvermagess
12/11/2002 7:49 AM

(OOC: What I want to do is a Dragonlance crossed with a cheesy slasher movie. All with in the realms of good taste. Tell me what you think? I have to increase my knowledge of slasher fics of course. I would post more, but it is almost time for class.)"There is no greater joy than to be reborn with every heartbeat." Belldandy.

"I am the Keeper of the Talismans. I am the apocalypse of which legends speak. And I am for once and for all your executioner." Shendu.

eswiftfire
12/11/2002 12:16 PM

One night, some nameless yet really beautiful white robed sorceress sat before her crystal ball, trying to peek at her neighbours bathing. Suddenly, a voice came out from the crystall ball...

DUM DUM DUM!

I know what you did last summer....

She jumped up in fear. Then, a severed hand holding a blood-stained knife emerged from the crystal ball and slashed her into half.

SPLAT!

She died.Eliar spat in rage and clapped his hands twice, ten male dwarves in pink dresses pop out from the floorboards and dance a graceful ballet.

"In your dreams man,
Swim very well I can,
Zap you with my lightning,
Until you start crying."

-Eliar Swiftfire in the 'The Future Fellowship'

Silvermagess
12/11/2002 12:28 PM

Two young mages in training sat on a stone bench in the park. It was a lovely night, Solonari shining brightly. But, the two mages were to intent on each other to notice.

One was a girl in white robes with blond hair and a really nice figure. The other was a rather broad shouldered guy in black robes with brown hair.

(OOC: Like the sterotypical jock and sterotypical cheerleader.)

"But, Brent are you sure we should be doing this here? I mean after all they already have found three other kids killed recently. Maybe we should just go back to the dormatories for tonight." The girl sounded scared.

"Oh, come on sweet cakes. Those were just isolated events. Besides none of them happened in this park. Nothing is going to happen." He begans to kiss her neck.

She pushes him away. "Please Brent, lets just go, its scary here."

"Shelia, you have nothing to be afraid of. I will protect you." He sounds confidant and sure of himself.

"Well, alright." She says with a giggle and they procede to make out.

(OOC: Naughty teenagers. Isn't this whole scene just one big death sentence?)

Suddenly there is a rustling in the bushes. "Wh-whats that!!" Shrieks Sheila.

"I'll go check." Brent says smugly, no doubt thinking how stupid women are.

He pokes through the bushes. He picks something up and turns around. In his arms is a small white and gray cat.

"It's just a kitty. Nothing to worry about here Shelia."

Sheila has a look of terror in her eyes. "Behind you Brent." Her voice is small.

"Huh?" He turns around to see a figure in black robes with a wooden mask in the shape of a bird. The figure has a long knife in his hands. Before Brent can react the figure stabs him in the chest. He falls down instantly, dead.

Shelia stands there stupified. The killer stands there staring at Shelia a moment. She stands frozen. The killer starts towards her. She regans her senses and runs screaming. The killer gives chase.

(OOC: I know what you are thinking. If the two kids are mages, why don't they use magic? That is because they are just novices. They haven't learned any useful tricks yet. Plus, they are scared, stupid teenagers. By the way, is it just me or are the girls in horror movies dumber then all the other characters combined.)

Shelia suddenly trips on a rock and before she can get up, the killer is upon her.

(OOC: So we have the start of our story with the typical stupid teenagers getting killed. The way I figure it, it will center around some kind of university for mages. I need the female heroine, maybe her potential boyfriend or boyfriends, many characters who get killed of course and whatever other characters are stock favorites in horror movies.

If people join this thread, I think the killer will be played by everyone. This way, more creative people can come up with mayhem I might not think of as I am only a newbie to horror/slasher genre. But, if people don't join this, I will do it on my own.) "There is no greater joy than to be reborn with every heartbeat." Belldandy.

"I am the Keeper of the Talismans. I am the apocalypse of which legends speak. And I am for once and for all your executioner." Shendu.

eswiftfire
12/11/2002 6:56 PM

OOC: well, if you want to make things more Krynn-ish, we can put this in Palin's Academy of Sorcery... Don't worry, I'll be around to write those one-post death scenes, is what I do usually anyway, just that those self-proclaimed 'veteran RPers' are too high and mighty to appreciate something like this.Eliar spat in rage and clapped his hands twice, ten male dwarves in pink dresses pop out from the floorboards and dance a graceful ballet.

"In your dreams man,
Swim very well I can,
Zap you with my lightning,
Until you start crying."

-Eliar Swiftfire in the 'The Future Fellowship'

Silvermagess
12/12/2002 6:37 AM

(OOC: Thanks. When I posted that second part, you must have posted ahead of me. Sorry about that. Also as for people not posted, I kinda expected that. Ah, well on to the insanity. By the way, since this is a horror movie, any suggestions for a title?)

The knight of Solomnia stood at the crime scene looking at the two dead bodies. Maximus Paxton had seen a lot of mayhem in his life, but this was riddiculus. A young cadet walked up next to him.

(OOC: I figured that I would have knights of Solomnia be the police instead. Plus latter on I can make fun of them. Not because I hate them, quite the contrary. But, they set themselves up for great humor.)

"Uh, sir what do you make of this." Said the cadet.

"What is there to make of this? That maniac has struck again. And on my watch too. Whatever you do, keep quite about this, alright? If the press found out about this, they would have a field day."

Meanwhile, in the bushes sat a kender with a thick pad of paper in one hand and a pencil in the other.

"Oh, boy oh boy! A scoop like this will finally take my career somewhere. No more covering dog shows for me!"

(OOC: We have to have our investigative team. Next time, our stupid teenage heros and heroines shall be introduced. And alas, the majority of them will die.)"There is no greater joy than to be reborn with every heartbeat." Belldandy.

"I am the Keeper of the Talismans. I am the apocalypse of which legends speak. And I am for once and for all your executioner." Shendu.

Silvermagess
12/13/2002 11:48 AM

OOC: Just some notes, nothing else. Yes, this is a very sleazy and distastful thread. Think of it as a McDonalds cheesburger and fries compared to something classy like Salmon Bruille(sp) or a souffle. Really is no comparision right? But, you gotta admit, there are times where it tastes really good. Or at the very least, it feeds those perverse appetites

(God, that sounded so wrong, especially coming from me.)

I will come up with the characters next time. Anyone brave enough to join can. Just remeber, there can only be one safe character, the sterotypical final girl. All other characters will die.

(Yes, slasher movies are horribly sexist. Anything where the excitment of the movie is seeing attractive females butchered for being female is sexist.)

"There is no greater joy than to be reborn with every heartbeat." Belldandy.

"I am the Keeper of the Talismans. I am the apocalypse of which legends speak. And I am for once and for all your executioner." Shendu.

khirsah
12/13/2002 12:05 PM

OOC: just remember, your stereotypical girl has to be pure and chaste and untouched by man. Touched by [i]woman[/i] you have a little leeway with.

And you need your stereotypical minority/buddy to the potential boyfriend of the heroine to get butchered horribly after making a few smart ass comments.

_________________________...

I don't have worms, I just want to annihalate somebody.

eswiftfire
12/15/2002 9:47 AM

OOC: I'm beginning to love this thread.... Eliar spat in rage and clapped his hands twice, ten male dwarves in pink dresses pop out from the floorboards and dance a graceful ballet.

"In your dreams man,
Swim very well I can,
Zap you with my lightning,
Until you start crying."

-Eliar Swiftfire in the 'The Future Fellowship'

Maugetar
12/15/2002 12:47 PM

OOC: Right, one minoritory-buddy-of-the-heroine's-boyfriend coming up.

IC:

Kaleph was abut as much of a minoritory as you could get. Not only was he a Draconian, bu he was a minoritary among Draconians, being a Traag. And he was VERY steryotypical Traag. Apart from being in a University of magic of course, but this is a Slasher, we don't need to make sense.

Anyway - Kaleph walked along the corridors, his crocodile snout somehow not attracting attention from the passing mages and trainees. He headed out towards the fountain in the front garden of the university, sitting down after adjusting the namebadge on his chest that read "Token Minoritory Charecter - Kalef". Then he relaxed and waited for the group of teenage mage-initiates he hung around with to turn up."Ah, they have a cave troll....."

Silvermagess
12/15/2002 3:08 PM

(OOC: I don't know much about the Traag. Could you please inform me? Now I have to decied who does what character. Thanks for taking one though. I guess I will start with the herione. But, of course we need her stupid boyfriend, her inane little friends and so on. I haven't seen too many slasher movies, so if I screw up correct me please.)

Ofinie walked down the halls in her white robes, light brown hair swishing from side. She was curvey, but not as curvey as her one friend Gina.

(OOC: I guess, I will also come up with the well endowed, slutty girl too. God, who all do I have so far that I came up with. The Solomic Knight investigator, kender news reporter, serial killer with bird mask, last-girl-standing, and next post, big busty girl Gina. One of you guys can come up with the boyfriend if you want.

Oh, next we need to get these twits alone in a building away from adult supervision, right? Well, first things first...must describe girl who is way too good.)

Everyone wanted to be like Ofinie. She was pretty and smart and had a great boyfriend. It was a wonder she was still a virgin.

She was also on at least three comittees at any given time and worked in charity's.

(OOC: Thats all for now. Nice thing is, this is the first thread where I don't feel I have sinned if I don't give a 100%. Is that a bad thing?)



"There is no greater joy than to be reborn with every heartbeat." Belldandy.

"I am the Keeper of the Talismans. I am the apocalypse of which legends speak. And I am for once and for all your executioner." Shendu.

eswiftfire
12/15/2002 11:30 PM

((OOC: I'll come up with the boyfriend tonight.))Eliar spat in rage and clapped his hands twice, ten male dwarves in pink dresses pop out from the floorboards and dance a graceful ballet.

"In your dreams man,
Swim very well I can,
Zap you with my lightning,
Until you start crying."

-Eliar Swiftfire in the 'The Future Fellowship'

Maugetar
12/16/2002 8:43 AM

(OOC: Traag are Draconians who are quite vicious, but inherently and excessively cowardly - and they tend to be scitzo, they are more like crocodiles than the other draconians who look like lizards. Not sure what they do when the cop it, I'll have to look that up.)"Ah, they have a cave troll....."

SothsWorstNightmare
12/16/2002 8:07 PM

OOC: What do we need here? ....ahhh a little adult superiority shall we?


IC: Jon walked down the halls of the Palin's fantastic mage school.
Mr. Crumpty, as he was known by all the pupils in the school, was a fat round man. He had a big beard and he shook like a bowl full of jelly. Fat people are usually cheery (exspecially ones described like that) But Mr. Crumpty wasn't, he was an asshole and he was proud of it. He hated kids, couldn't stand them, and thats the reason that he had this job.

He took the job so he could make these kids lives a living hell. The students didn't even know what subject he taught, they didn't even know if he taught a class, because he was always wandering the halls busting the punk kids for stupid little things, he seemed to be in every hall at once!

OOC: How is that?WHO DA MAN???!!!

eswiftfire
12/17/2002 1:28 AM

When he saw Mr. Crumpty nearby, Jack, who was a total stud, smiled in a total studly manner and he made lame jokes only capable by studs like him. "Chill out, man, y'gonna blow an artery. Huh huh huh!" He then laughed in a studly manner.

Those standing around him, attracted by his studness, followed their laughter.Eliar spat in rage and clapped his hands twice, ten male dwarves in pink dresses pop out from the floorboards and dance a graceful ballet.

"In your dreams man,
Swim very well I can,
Zap you with my lightning,
Until you start crying."

-Eliar Swiftfire in the 'The Future Fellowship'

Silvermagess
12/17/2002 6:17 AM

(OOC: Mr. Crumpty. Good one.)

Gina came running down the hall in her red robes, blonde hair a-swinging, assests also a-swinging.

"Wait for Mee!" She cried.

She runs past Mr. Crumpty.

"Sir, speaking of busting an artery, you should really start going to a gym. Innocent people shouldn't be subjected to fat people!" She runs off after her friends."

(OOC: Yes, she is one of those people. The kind I that are the bane of the existance of everyone who doesn't look like the people on tv or magazine covers.)"There is no greater joy than to be reborn with every heartbeat." Belldandy.

"I am the Keeper of the Talismans. I am the apocalypse of which legends speak. And I am for once and for all your executioner." Shendu.

SothsWorstNightmare
12/17/2002 7:14 PM

"You little shits! If I wasn't busy eating this tasty donuts that the school cooks made I would bust you for being in my very presence!" With that said Mr. Crumpty sat down and finished his pastery, then he topped it off by letting a big shot of gas out.

He smiled to himself and saw someone walking down the hall he got up off his ass and started to yell at them getting ready to bust them. WHO DA MAN???!!!

eswiftfire
12/19/2002 7:52 AM

"Uh huh huh huh! You're so fat that after you turn around, it's a whole new year!" Jack said, attempting pathetically to piss Crumpty off and make his schoolmates worship him even more. Eliar spat in rage and clapped his hands twice, ten male dwarves in pink dresses pop out from the floorboards and dance a graceful ballet.

"In your dreams man,
Swim very well I can,
Zap you with my lightning,
Until you start crying."

-Eliar Swiftfire in the 'The Future Fellowship'

Silvermagess
12/30/2002 6:44 AM

"Uh, Jack-baby, he already left." Said Ofinie.

"And besides baby, since its spring break tommorrow, we need to decide where to have our first party." Ofinie said realizing a change in subject would help save his ego.

"Yeah!" cried Gina, jumping up in down in the way only a tried and true sterotypical cheerleader can.

(OOC: Someone suggest where they are going to go party and get slaughtered in.)
"There is no greater joy than to be reborn with every heartbeat." Belldandy.

"I am the Keeper of the Talismans. I am the apocalypse of which legends speak. And I am for once and for all your executioner." Shendu.

Maugetar
01/01/2003 2:25 PM

OOC: Erm, Temple Of Paladine? hmm....Dalamar might be on vacation and leaving a random teenage relitive in charge of his chambers...... The Inn Of The Last Home? In any case, I've got a steriotypical minoritory figure waiting at some random fountain in the grounds......"Ah, they have a cave troll....."

eswiftfire
01/05/2003 10:33 PM

OOC: Heh. Neraka or Raistlin's Tower/Shoikan Grove. Scary is fun.Eliar spat in rage and clapped his hands twice, ten male dwarves in pink dresses pop out from the floorboards and dance a graceful ballet.

"In your dreams man,
Swim very well I can,
Zap you with my lightning,
Until you start crying."

-Eliar Swiftfire in the 'The Future Fellowship'

Airiana
01/06/2003 9:46 AM

OOC: Mind if I join? If I can, I have a good character... :P (A third girl.. there's usually about that many, right?)

Kilandralsilvantaslik.. known to most as Airiana and Last of the Silver/Red Dragons

"All it takes is all you've got"-The Rock
"You tast like honey, Honey. Tell me can I be your honey?"-Matchbox20 'Disease'

Silvermagess
01/06/2003 9:53 AM

(OOC: Cool, join right in. The more the merrier. I am torn between the Shokan grove and the tower of high sorcery now.

Also, we will have to seceretly decide who the actual killer will turn out to be. But, we can save that for whe the killing starts.)"There is no greater joy than to be reborn with every heartbeat." Belldandy.

"I am the Keeper of the Talismans. I am the apocalypse of which legends speak. And I am for once and for all your executioner." Shendu.

eswiftfire
01/06/2003 9:22 PM

((OOC: How about this? One group partied in Raist's tower while some others wandered into Shoikan Grove to smoke weed?))Eliar spat in rage and clapped his hands twice, ten male dwarves in pink dresses pop out from the floorboards and dance a graceful ballet.

"In your dreams man,
Swim very well I can,
Zap you with my lightning,
Until you start crying."

-Eliar Swiftfire in the 'The Future Fellowship'

SothsWorstNightmare
01/07/2003 12:10 AM


((OOC: How about this? One group partied in Raist's tower while some others wandered into Shoikan Grove to smoke weed?))



OOC: I'm down with that idea, lets do it!WHO DA MAN???!!!

Airiana
01/08/2003 5:07 AM

Chloe was the typical teenage prep. She had long blonde hair, big green eyes, and could be a complete b**** when she wanted to. She was a red mage... bordering on the side of black, but still unsure. She had a great figure, but not exactly as good as Gina's.

Chloe looked around at the bouncing Gina and at Jack and Ofinie. "Well... I have an idea, but I dunno if you'll be up to it." She said, a challenging look in her eyes. "Let's go to Shoikan Grove.. I heard there's going to be some sort of a party at the Tower."

Kilandralsilvantaslik.. known to most as Airiana and Last of the Silver/Red Dragons

"All it takes is all you've got"-The Rock
"You tast like honey, Honey. Tell me can I be your honey?"-Matchbox20 'Disease'

eswiftfire
01/08/2003 8:28 AM

"Yeah, it's true, Cornelius, that rich momma's boy is da host, but he merely invited his sissy little friends. So damn rich that his family is that he could convince Dalamar to let him hold a party in the tower while that dark elf goes away for vacation. Damn! Let's go!" Jack said excitedly."Oh, and Kalia's advice about ignoring the posts of those who irritate you is a sound one. It's what I usually do when some self proclaimed "oldies" start reminiscing about the good old days and then complain about how this forum isn't as fun as it used to be."

-Alanded

SothsWorstNightmare
01/08/2003 2:41 PM

Mr. Crumpty looking for a party to crash was wandering around Palanthas he always liked catching kids in the act doing stuff they shouldn't be doing. He hoped that they would get thrown in jail and then there would be less punk to keep in line at the school.

He started searching high and low and was thinking about a big huge juicy roasted elk meat for dinner. He got lost. He was in a part of town where he had never been before and noone was around. He started walking around trying to figure out a way to somewhere he recognized when he saw the freekiest grove of trees that he had ever seen in his life. He started to run away then he heard music. "First sign of a party!" He said to himself. Mr. Crumpty slowly started to go toward the sound of the music.







OOC: I like your quote Swifty.WHO DA MAN???!!!

Alanded
01/09/2003 8:58 AM


"Yeah, it's true, Cornelius, that rich momma's boy is da host, but he merely invited his sissy little friends. So damn rich that his family is that he could convince Dalamar to let him hold a party in the tower while that dark elf goes away for vacation. Damn! Let's go!" Jack said excitedly.


"Yo, Cornelius mah man! I brought your stuff!" Greg said, greeting his friend (and client). Greg was a BLACK (aren't they always) Robe, but in his spare time, he also doubled as a dope dealer for all the parties that were thrown by the rich spoiled brats of Palanthas. he currently had enough dope on him to make an entire city block high for a week. As he spoke the thick gold chains that he wore dangling around his neck flashed in the light.

(OOC: Hope you don't mind, but you were missing out a dope dealer. I could also make him the BIGOT that torments the TOKEN MINORITY CHARACTER the most as well, though of course all the other POSH RICH KIDS should have a turn)



I'm tired about all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want -an adorable pancreas?

Jean Kerr, The Snake has all the Lines, 1958

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

Groucho Marx

Silvermagess
01/09/2003 6:00 PM

(OOC: Oh, god, forgive me for I have sinned. I have helped start a really trashy thread.

Ya, the dope dealer is okay.)

Ofinie ignoring the fact that she had nothing in common with Cornelious other then that he knew her boyfriend,(after all she doesn't do drugs) clapped her hands together in excitment.

"All right! This is going to be the wildest spring break ever!"

************************************************************
Maximus(our solomic knight/authority figure who watches out for the safety of others) sat in his office feeling annoyed.

"Why does a blood thirsty killer have to be loose on spring break? Why? Why me?" He took a swig of coffee.

"No anniversy date with Lea tonight." He groaned sadly."There is no greater joy than to be reborn with every heartbeat." Belldandy.

"I am the Keeper of the Talismans. I am the apocalypse of which legends speak. And I am for once and for all your executioner." Shendu.

eswiftfire
01/10/2003 12:38 AM


OOC: I like your quote Swifty.


OOC: Hehe, me love it too! Gotta thank Alanded for that.

"Oh, and Kalia's advice about ignoring the posts of those who irritate you is a sound one. It's what I usually do when some self proclaimed "oldies" start reminiscing about the good old days and then complain about how this forum isn't as fun as it used to be."

-Alanded

eswiftfire
01/10/2003 12:47 AM

Cornelius, the not-too-looking and rather fat mage looked up grinned evilly. "Yay! I'm definitely going to shove some of these to Gina or Chloe. Either one of those babes will be fine... oh, ya know any good hotels in Palanthas? I prefer one that's *cough* NOT so near the Temple of Paladine."


(OOC: Oh well, I guess I'll play Cornelius too.)"Oh, and Kalia's advice about ignoring the posts of those who irritate you is a sound one. It's what I usually do when some self proclaimed "oldies" start reminiscing about the good old days and then complain about how this forum isn't as fun as it used to be."

-Alanded

Airiana
01/10/2003 5:42 AM

Chloe grinned from ear to ear. "Well, enough talking! Let's go to the party.. I don't care whose party it is or anything else! It's spring break, so com'mon!" At the end of this, Chloe started bouncing up and down in her agitation, acting as the spoiled brat she really was.

Kilandralsilvantaslik.. known to most as Airiana and Last of the Silver/Red Dragons

"All it takes is all you've got"-The Rock
"You tast like honey, Honey. Tell me can I be your honey?"-Matchbox20 'Disease'

Alanded
01/10/2003 8:46 AM


"Yay! I'm definitely going to shove some of these to Gina or Chloe. Either one of those babes will be fine... oh, ya know any good hotels in Palanthas? I prefer one that's *cough* NOT so near the Temple of Paladine."


"Hotels, what for man? We could do it all in the Tower you know? It'd be cool,like you know, with all the EVEEEL spirits and stuff. Them chicks will be scared out of their minds, AND their clothes, ya dig?" Greg whispered to Cornelius.

I'm tired about all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want -an adorable pancreas?

Jean Kerr, The Snake has all the Lines, 1958

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

Groucho Marx

eswiftfire
01/11/2003 5:37 AM

"Whoa! That's totally kinky, dude!" Cornelius grinned evilly. "It's even better if we can sneak into Raistlin Majere's old bedroom or something! Too bad the old study had been sealed by Dalamar, I wanna do it in front of the Abyss! With all those mirrors around, ya know? Huh huh huh."

((OOC: I feel more comfortable playing Cornelius here, anyone wanna take over the studly boyfriend?)) "Oh, and Kalia's advice about ignoring the posts of those who irritate you is a sound one. It's what I usually do when some self proclaimed "oldies" start reminiscing about the good old days and then complain about how this forum isn't as fun as it used to be."

-Alanded

Alanded
01/11/2003 9:07 AM


"Whoa! That's totally kinky, dude!" Cornelius grinned evilly. "It's even better if we can sneak into Raistlin Majere's old bedroom or something! Too bad the old study had been sealed by Dalamar, I wanna do it in front of the Abyss! With all those mirrors around, ya know? Huh huh huh."


"I don't know dude. I don't thinkI could"get it up" ya know, if I thought the Queen of the Badasses was watching. It'd kinda mess with my groove ya dig?"

Even as he spokehe wasbusy setting things up for the party. He'd even brought along a couple of water-pipes for the really posh kids who wanted to do everything in style, and heplacedthemstrategically near divans around Dalamar's study so the guests could elax while enjoying asmokeof hashish or whatever their poison of choice was.That done, he began cutting lines of coke for the less picky ones.There was still more stuff that he hadn't unpacked yet, and he still had to attend to the music for the night.

"Hey dude," he called over to Cornelius."When are the guests comin'?"I'm tired about all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want -an adorable pancreas?

Jean Kerr, The Snake has all the Lines, 1958

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

Groucho Marx

eswiftfire
01/14/2003 9:51 AM

"Hmm... they should be here by now." Cornelius frowned.

And then, there was loud knocking on the door, oh, and some shoutings too.

The rich brat grinned. "Aha! They're here!"



"Oh, and Kalia's advice about ignoring the posts of those who irritate you is a sound one. It's what I usually do when some self proclaimed "oldies" start reminiscing about the good old days and then complain about how this forum isn't as fun as it used to be."

-Alanded

eswiftfire
01/15/2003 8:15 AM

OOC: Um... this is the part where the rest of the characters enter. *cough* don't tell me this thread is being abandoned. If yes, I'll finish it with my own hands. And you should know HOW i 'finish off' threads. Mwa ha"Oh, and Kalia's advice about ignoring the posts of those who irritate you is a sound one. It's what I usually do when some self proclaimed "oldies" start reminiscing about the good old days and then complain about how this forum isn't as fun as it used to be."

-Alanded

SothsWorstNightmare
01/15/2003 11:55 PM

OOC: not abandoned I just havent found a good place to enter. Hell, now is a good as time as any, but im tired and want to go to bed I will type it tomorrow. WHO DA MAN???!!!

Airiana
01/16/2003 5:33 AM

Chloe finds her way to Tower, already slightly drunk from some wine she picked up on the way. Flipping her long blonde hair out of her way, she stumbled through the front entrance. "Let's get this party going!" She said loudly, all smiles.

OOC: Anyone else gonna come with me?

Kilandralsilvantaslik.. known to most as Airiana and Last of the Silver/Red Dragons

"All it takes is all you've got"-The Rock
"You tast like honey, Honey. Tell me can I be your honey?"-Matchbox20 'Disease'

Silvermagess
01/16/2003 7:09 AM

(OOC: We should try to start the killing soon. Yes, really soon. It will be carthetic(sp?) for me. A cleansing experience. Aw yes. Also, we should deciede who the killer will be. Maybe we can do it by e-mail?)

The Kender newsreporter stood by the Shokian grove, feeling annoyed. Yewbow(our reporters name, don't wear it out) pushed up his glasses.

"I wanted to do a report on a savage murderer but noo! Instead of giving me the chance to write an award winning peice, I have do a report on the dangers of unsupervised teen parties.

I hate teenagers!"

But, Yewbow was dutiful if anything, so he set out to make it through the dark forest.

~Meanwhile~


Ofinie entered the door to the tower feeling very misirable. Her no-good-rotten boyfriend had left without her. After waiting with Gina for an hour, they decieded to go on ahead.

Gina bounced up and down in excitment.

"Party time!!!" And proceded to look for the obviously spiked punch bowl.

(OOC: My posting time might be limited. I have classes to attend once more and my computer at home is a little lousy. But, that won't stop me.) "There is no greater joy than to be reborn with every heartbeat." Belldandy.

"I am the Keeper of the Talismans. I am the apocalypse of which legends speak. And I am for once and for all your executioner." Shendu.

Alanded
01/18/2003 7:29 AM

"Yo, dude, scope out the totally bodacious babes that just walked in!" Greg said, elbowing Cornelius in the ribs. "I'm gonna go over there and introduce myself."

"Hey, baby," the teenage dope dealer said as he walked over to Chloe, "my name's Greg, but my friends call me "Nova" as in "Cassanova". Why don't we find ourselves a little quiet corner and have a little party on our own?" He waggled his eyebrows in a suggestive and sleazy manner.I'm tired about all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want -an adorable pancreas?

Jean Kerr, The Snake has all the Lines, 1958

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

Groucho Marx

eswiftfire
01/18/2003 8:48 AM

And then, more guests started to enter the tower.

Which includes:

1) The dark elvish junkies.
2) The elvish goody two shoes who were disgusted by the dark elvish junkies.
3) Dwarven ballet dancers.
4) A barbarian poet.
5) Male draconian cheerleaders.
6) Some other rich human wizards.
7) A couple of politicians from Palanthas.
8) Lady Crysania and some of her clerics.
9) Knight of Solamnia who were bored that they have nothing to do.
10) Knights of Takhisis who were equally bored.
11) Astinus and his scribes.

"AHA! WELCOME TO CORNELIUS' TOWER OF LOVE!" Cornelius laughed maniacally, spreading his arms wide. Then his eyes widened. "Hey! What are you fags doing here! Get out of my tower!" He yelled at (3) (4) and (6)

"Oh, and Kalia's advice about ignoring the posts of those who irritate you is a sound one. It's what I usually do when some self proclaimed "oldies" start reminiscing about the good old days and then complain about how this forum isn't as fun as it used to be."

-Alanded

SothsWorstNightmare
01/18/2003 11:33 AM

Mr. Crumpty made it to the scary ass grove of trees after only pissing himself 3 times! and he hadn't even shit himself yet. He started to walk into the shoiken grove with the only initive of catching kids in the act of illegal stuff so he wouldn't have to see them on the upcomming monday.

While walking something grabbed his ankle and he started running as fast as his fat flabby legs would take him. He tripple chin was flapping this way and that. He tripped over a log and fell on his fat face in some dark cold mud. That didn't faze him much though he ran and ran blindly until he ran right into the front door and nocked himself out on the doorstep. WHO DA MAN???!!!

eswiftfire
01/21/2003 10:51 PM

OOC: You want me to kill Mr. Crumpty? Or you just want Cornelius to open the door for him?

"Oh, and Kalia's advice about ignoring the posts of those who irritate you is a sound one. It's what I usually do when some self proclaimed "oldies" start reminiscing about the good old days and then complain about how this forum isn't as fun as it used to be."

-Alanded

SothsWorstNightmare
01/23/2003 9:03 PM

OOC: Naaa just open the door.WHO DA MAN???!!!

eswiftfire
01/25/2003 6:45 AM

Cornelius, who was about to use some lameass pickup lines on some elvish babes, looked up when he noticed that someone was standing outside the tower.

He swung open the door and shrieked in surprise.

"WHAT THE F(BEEP!) ARE YOU DOING HERE, YOU'RE... YOU'RE.... "


"Oh, and Kalia's advice about ignoring the posts of those who irritate you is a sound one. It's what I usually do when some self proclaimed "oldies" start reminiscing about the good old days and then complain about how this forum isn't as fun as it used to be."

-Alanded

[Edited by eswiftfire on Saturday, January 25, 2003 6:46 AM]

SothsWorstNightmare
01/27/2003 6:04 PM

"You little shit! I'm no fag!" Mr. Crumpty got up and tried to stand on his feet but fell flat on his ass again, still disoriented from slamming right into the front doors.

"I'm....I'm....Shit! I can't remember who the hell I am or where I am! This looks like one slammin party this is going to be DA SHIT FOOL!"

With that he ran in to get wasted and get on some bitches.WHO DA MAN???!!!

eswiftfire
02/03/2003 12:16 PM


"You little shit! I'm no fag!" Mr. Crumpty got up and tried to stand on his feet but fell flat on his ass again, still disoriented from slamming right into the front doors.

"I'm....I'm....Shit! I can't remember who the hell I am or where I am! This looks like one slammin party this is going to be DA SHIT FOOL!"

With that he ran in to get wasted and get on some bitches.


"..." Cornelius commented in a deadpan manner as he watched the amnesiac Mr. Crumpty ran off. Shrugging, he snatched a glass of wine from an elvish babe's hand and drank it.


OOC: Guess this thread's been abandoned. Fine, I'll start making things happen here. This thread has officially been hijacked."Oh, and Kalia's advice about ignoring the posts of those who irritate you is a sound one. It's what I usually do when some self proclaimed "oldies" start reminiscing about the good old days and then complain about how this forum isn't as fun as it used to be."

-Alanded

SothsWorstNightmare
02/03/2003 2:49 PM

"THIS IS ONE HELL OF A PARRRTY!" Mr. Crumpty shouted as he grabbed the funnel from one of the woman that came with Crysania. He grabbed 3 bottles of dwarf spirits and bonged them in 8 seconds flat, then he roared a mighty roar and ripped off his clothes. "Time for the strippers!!" he ran around naked then he took off up stairs to find someone to get laid with. WHO DA MAN???!!!

Airiana
02/04/2003 5:35 AM


"Yo, dude, scope out the totally bodacious babes that just walked in!" Greg said, elbowing Cornelius in the ribs. "I'm gonna go over there and introduce myself."

"Hey, baby," the teenage dope dealer said as he walked over to Chloe, "my name's Greg, but my friends call me "Nova" as in "Cassanova". Why don't we find ourselves a little quiet corner and have a little party on our own?" He waggled his eyebrows in a suggestive and sleazy manner.


Chloe looked Greg over a minute before giving him a reply. When she did speak, it was obvious that she was far more drunk than she should be already. "Nova, huh? ... Haha! Cassanova! I get it!" At that, she began giggling uncontrollably(SP?). "Hm.." She said when she'd finally gotten over her case of the giggles. "Do you have any weed on you.. or wine?"


"THIS IS ONE HELL OF A PARRRTY!" Mr. Crumpty shouted as he grabbed the funnel from one of the woman that came with Crysania. He grabbed 3 bottles of dwarf spirits and bonged them in 8 seconds flat, then he roared a mighty roar and ripped off his clothes. "Time for the strippers!!" he ran around naked then he took off up stairs to find someone to get laid with.


Turning from Greg when Mr. Crumpty starting screaming, Chloe soon found herself screamed in horror when the fat Mr. Crumpty ripped off his clothes. Almost fainting, she caught herself just in time, not knowing what would become of her if she did faint around such company.
Kilandralsilvantaslik.. known to most as Airiana and Last of the Silver/Red Dragons

"All it takes is all you've got"-The Rock
"You tast like honey, Honey. Tell me can I be your honey?"-Matchbox20 'Disease'

eswiftfire
02/04/2003 6:49 AM

Cornelius went over to Chloe and tried to put up his most charming smile possible. "Yo, baby! I didn't realize that you were this beautiful! Want me to show you... Raistlin Majere's ... LEGENDARY bedroom?"

-----

Jack was bored.

He was really bored.

When one as studly yet zero in personality as him is bored, he will bore the crap out of everyone around him.

Oh, and he had no idea where his girlfriend is either.

"I'm going to take a leak." He said, putting aside his glass of dwarf spirits. Then, he noticied that there was a long queue line in front of the toilet. "Jeez! How come they don't have more toilets in the Tower of High Sorcery?"

Shaking his head, he exited the Tower and STUPIDLY walked into the darkest parts of the Shoikan Grove. When a man is desperate to answer Nature's Call, he is practically fearless...




"Oh, and Kalia's advice about ignoring the posts of those who irritate you is a sound one. It's what I usually do when some self proclaimed "oldies" start reminiscing about the good old days and then complain about how this forum isn't as fun as it used to be."

-Alanded

Airiana
02/04/2003 9:33 AM

Chloe blushed at Cornelius's lame pick-up line. But hey, she was drunk off her @$$ and didn't know any better!

"Sure," she said smiling, completely forgetting Greg. "That sounds really cool!"

Kilandralsilvantaslik.. known to most as Airiana and Last of the Silver/Red Dragons

"All it takes is all you've got"-The Rock
"You tast like honey, Honey. Tell me can I be your honey?"-Matchbox20 'Disease'

SothsWorstNightmare
02/04/2003 9:44 PM


"Sure," she said smiling, completely forgetting Greg. "That sounds really cool!"



But Neither of them knew (or wanted to know) that Mr. Crupmty had already found Raistlin's "Legendary Bedroom" and he was finding out why it was so legendary. Aren't they in for a Big surprise?!!WHO DA MAN???!!!

eswiftfire
02/05/2003 8:47 PM

Those infamous, disembodied skeletal hands at the Shoikan Grove were throwing a party of their own too, each of the hands holding a mug of dwarf spirits, elven wine and all.

It isn't everyday that they could get a chance like this unless Dalamar announces that he ain't be coming back to the Tower for a while.

"Ahhhhhhhhhh!" Jack ahhh'd as he continued answering Nature's Call behind a dead tree, and at the meantime trying not to piss on those disembodied skeletal hands. He wouldn't want to go back to the Tower missing one important part of his body...

DUM DUM DUM!

Suddenly, a GLOVED hand burst out from the tree and grabbed hold of Jack's um... that thing between his legs.

DUM DUM DUM!

His ululating scream rang through the night...

***

Laughing, Cornelius took Chloe's hand and led her to Raistlin Majere's 'LEGENDARY BEDROOM'.

Then, to his irritation, or horror, he saw Mr. Crumpty inside...

"Oh, and Kalia's advice about ignoring the posts of those who irritate you is a sound one. It's what I usually do when some self proclaimed "oldies" start reminiscing about the good old days and then complain about how this forum isn't as fun as it used to be."

-Alanded

eswiftfire
02/09/2003 10:57 AM

OOC: This thread isn't really going anywhere. DOOMSDAY for this thread is ten days from now.

IC:

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHRGH!!!!" Jack started howling and screaming, his mouth foaming, his eyes glazing. He was curled into a ball, twitching, shivering, kicking...

His family jewels had been ripped out.

No words can describe his pain....

No words can describe how he felt when the disembodied hands started to tear him apart....

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"Yeah!! Can you believe that Raistlin Majere uses PINK wallpapers?" Cornelius smirked. "Hell, he even had a teddy bear here too. Best thing is, he has MIRRORS ON THE CEILING!"

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"Whoa! Who is this woman?" A Qualinesti dark elf, Lorack, asked, pointing at the portrait of a very beautiful elven woman.

"She's the mother of Dalamar the Dark. Beautiful lady eh?" His friend, Solas, a Silvanesti dark elf, answered.

Both elves were exiled from their homelands because of the FORBIDDEN friendship formed between them. Yeah.

"Wow!" Lorack put away his wine. "She's MILF!"

Solas raised an eyebrow. "What's MILF?"

"Mom I Like To F(beep)!" Lorack grinned.

Solas grinned and nodded in agreement.

"MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF!" They both chanted in unison.

Then...

"Oh, I just remembered that she died more than a century ago. Shortly after giving birth to Dalamar." Solas said suddenly.

There was silence for a while...

"Damn." Lorack said. "Let's go somewhere else."

Both of them walked up the stairs of the tower.

*DUM DUM DUM*







"Oh, and Kalia's advice about ignoring the posts of those who irritate you is a sound one. It's what I usually do when some self proclaimed "oldies" start reminiscing about the good old days and then complain about how this forum isn't as fun as it used to be."

-Alanded

Airiana
02/10/2003 5:24 AM


"Yeah!! Can you believe that Raistlin Majere uses PINK wallpapers?" Cornelius smirked. "Hell, he even had a teddy bear here too. Best thing is, he has MIRRORS ON THE CEILING!"


Chloe shook her drunken head. "It's purdy!" She said laughing. When Cornelius spoke of the mirrors, she bent over and turned her head up to look for them. Being drunk as she was, she fell over onto the bed still laughing. Now finding herself looking up at the ceiling, she found the mirrors. "Oh! He did put mirrors up!" She said, looking at herself in the mirror above her head.


Kilandralsilvantaslik.. known to most as Airiana and Last of the Silver/Red Dragons

"All it takes is all you've got"-The Rock
"You tast like honey, Honey. Tell me can I be your honey?"-Matchbox20 'Disease'

eswiftfire
02/10/2003 9:42 AM

OOC: 9 more days.

Body count in party so far: 1

Hehe, Airiana, feel free to throw in some random killings if you want to. Everybody's controlling the slasher anyway. "Oh, and Kalia's advice about ignoring the posts of those who irritate you is a sound one. It's what I usually do when some self proclaimed "oldies" start reminiscing about the good old days and then complain about how this forum isn't as fun as it used to be."

-Alanded

eswiftfire
02/11/2003 9:25 AM

OOC: 8 more days. Body count: 1

IC:

Cornelius smirked. The pink wallpapers, the mirrors on the ceilings were arranged by himself, of course. But he wasn't too sure about the teddy bear, it could be Dalamar's...

"What the hell are you doing? Get out of here, man!" The rich bastard gave Mr. Crumpty the finger and kicked him out of Raistlin Majere's legendary bedroom.

***



"Oh, and Kalia's advice about ignoring the posts of those who irritate you is a sound one. It's what I usually do when some self proclaimed "oldies" start reminiscing about the good old days and then complain about how this forum isn't as fun as it used to be."

-Alanded

eswiftfire
02/11/2003 9:36 AM

"So, whose room is this?" Lorack asked.

"Looks like a lab to me. Must be Raistlin Majere's. Check this out!" Solas raised a jar containing a two-headed foetus. "Must be some experiment or something!"

"Whoa!" Lorack keanu'd. "Lemme see! Heck, lemme TOUCH it!"

He placed his hand into the jar and touched the foetus.

To his horror, the foetus started to squirm and move.

"Holy shit!" The dark elf shrieked.

CRAAAAAAAAAAANG!

The jar fell onto the floor and shattered into many pieces.

"This is disgusting." Solas said calmly, and stomped the foetus repeatedly, reducing it into nothing more than a bloody mess that twitches a little.

Dum Dum Dum.

OOC: Gotta add more suspense in it. Heh.




"Oh, and Kalia's advice about ignoring the posts of those who irritate you is a sound one. It's what I usually do when some self proclaimed "oldies" start reminiscing about the good old days and then complain about how this forum isn't as fun as it used to be."

-Alanded

SothsWorstNightmare
02/11/2003 9:05 PM

Mr. Crumpty still drunk off his ass found some black robes in the corner of the room he was in and threw them on. Than he ran out of the room and jumped down the stairs letting a huge amount of gas out at the same time. he started choking and gagging on the fumes that came out of his ass and so did everyone else near by. WHO DA MAN???!!!

Airiana
02/12/2003 5:45 AM

Chloe, unknowing of the fact that Cornelius had set up the room in such an odd fashion, relaxed on the bed. She was pretty far out of her mind by this time, being both high and drunk. Mr. Crumpty's being kicked out of the room startled her for a moment, as she was unaware that he was in the room to begin with, but she soon recovered.

"You wanna have a little fun?" She asked Cornelius, smiling in a trying-to-be-seductive-but-drunk manner.

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Kara wasn't exactly the smartest human to ever walk on Krynn, but she knew how to have a good time. Currently, she was giving a private dance for a couple of Elven teenagers she had found herself at the party with.

Both of them seemed to be having quite a good time, despite the fact that most Elves and Humans don't get along.

As the two teenagers were intently watching the human girl dancing, someone slipped out of the shadows, gutting each of the Elves before they had a chance to make a sound.

When Kara turned around, still dancing, she saw the two boys laying slumped over in their chairs with the insides.. no longer in the inside :D.. Kara screamed loud enough for the entire Tower and Shoiken Grove--dead or alive--to hear.

On the wall was a hastily written message in blood on the wall behind the Elves. Leave while you still can! Was printed there, the blood dripping down the wall.

OOC: How's that? :D:P;):)

Kilandralsilvantaslik.. known to most as Airiana and Last of the Silver/Red Dragons

"All it takes is all you've got"-The Rock

"You tast like honey, Honey. Tell me can I be your honey?"-Matchbox20 'Disease'

[Edited by Airiana on Wednesday, February 12, 2003 5:47 AM]

SothsWorstNightmare
02/12/2003 2:48 PM

Mr. Crumpty woke up from a loud screem and stood up and found out that his ass had been broken from the fall. so he started to drag himself around the tower with his hands. Then he dragged himself into a puddle of blood. he was so startled that he fainted again.
WHO DA MAN???!!!

eswiftfire
02/13/2003 11:57 PM

OOC: Shit. I lost count. How many days to Doomsday again?

IC:

Eliar Swiftfire appeared with a POOF! above the Tower of High Sorcery, frowning. "Hm.... shit, I lost count. How many days to Doomsday again?"

Shrugging to himself, he disappeared with another POOF!"Oh, and Kalia's advice about ignoring the posts of those who irritate you is a sound one. It's what I usually do when some self proclaimed "oldies" start reminiscing about the good old days and then complain about how this forum isn't as fun as it used to be."

-Alanded

eswiftfire
02/14/2003 11:51 AM

OOC: Awesome! Oh, and we actually have six days before Doomsday.


"You wanna have a little fun?" She asked Cornelius, smiling in a trying-to-be-seductive-but-drunk manner.


"Sure, baby." Cornelius replied, returning a smirk.

***



When Kara turned around, still dancing, she saw the two boys laying slumped over in their chairs with the insides.. no longer in the inside :D.. Kara screamed loud enough for the entire Tower and Shoiken Grove--dead or alive--to hear.

On the wall was a hastily written message in blood on the wall behind the Elves. Leave while you still can! Was printed there, the blood dripping down the wall.


Everyone at the hall (except for Astinus, who was STILL busy jotting on his GREAT BOOK) turned to Kara, then they turned to the dead bodies, then they turned to Kara, then they turned to the dead bodies, then they turned to... argh. Whatever!

"Hahahahahah! That's some funny crap!" A minotaur laughed.

"Yeah! Can't believe she brought in two dead bodies into the tower to scare us!! Hahahah!!" A dwarf slapped the minotaur's back and laughed too.

"Dalamar the Dark's like, so going to get pissed, man!" A black-robed apprentice giggled, before downing a couple of dwarf spirits.

***

"I heard somebody screaming!" Solas said.

"Big deal. It's probably the banshees singin." Lorack shrugged while inspecting a jar containing severed heads of kenders.

DUM DUM DUM!

They suddenly sensed a presence behind them...

"Oh, and Kalia's advice about ignoring the posts of those who irritate you is a sound one. It's what I usually do when some self proclaimed "oldies" start reminiscing about the good old days and then complain about how this forum isn't as fun as it used to be."

-Alanded

eswiftfire
02/17/2003 9:56 AM

OOC: Four days.

IC:

A flash of metal.

And Lorack's head came tumbling down onto the ground. The headless body followed not too long after that, twitching.

Solas gasped in fear, he could see a black-robed figure... lunging towards him.

Then, liquid splashed on his face... burning, burning into his skin... pain... so much pain...

He clawed at his face, screaming and gurgling. Then, he collapsed onto the floor, trying to keep the skin of his face from melting off... trying to rid himself of that excruciating pain... trying to stay alive...

His agony lasted for twenty minutes, before the slasher put an end to his misery...

by slamming his head repeatedly with a fire extinguisher (!!!). "Oh, and Kalia's advice about ignoring the posts of those who irritate you is a sound one. It's what I usually do when some self proclaimed "oldies" start reminiscing about the good old days and then complain about how this forum isn't as fun as it used to be."

-Alanded

eswiftfire
02/20/2003 8:23 AM

OOC: One more day. This thread is going down tomorrow night.

IC:

An elven chick who got puked on went into one of the many bathrooms in the tower to take a shower.

Dum Dum Dum!

Someone sneaked into the bathroom and stabbed her repeatedly until she died.

Yay.

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Hearing her frantic screams, a heroic knight of Solamnia and a gruff old dwarf ran in and take a look (hopefully at her in her birthday suit). All they saw, however, was a badly mutilated body.

The Solamnic knight and the dwarf swore in unison.

... that was the last thing they ever said.

As someone behind them stabbed the back of their head with daggers.

Yay.

Closing the door behind, the slasher, started to work on the dead bodies, removing their organs etc etc. and put in a jars.

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"Oh, and Kalia's advice about ignoring the posts of those who irritate you is a sound one. It's what I usually do when some self proclaimed "oldies" start reminiscing about the good old days and then complain about how this forum isn't as fun as it used to be."

-Alanded

eswiftfire
02/20/2003 8:34 AM

"And you know, that night, my dear Peter brought me to see a show in Palanthas, it was so nice~! In fact, Peter bought me lots of stuff too! See? Here?" Gina continued showing off her EXPENSIVE enchanted items to her airheaded friends.

"Wow! I'm so envious of you, Gina!" Friend 1 said.

"Yeah! How i wish my Hal would be that nice too!" Friend 2 said.

"But Friend 2, I think Hal's a great-looking guy!" Friend 3 said.

"True, but he sucks on the bed." Friend 2 replied.

Gina and her Friends shook their heads in sympathy. Then, they continued their dumb conversation, giggling and laughing, even though they were in a room which was at the tower's top floor, many others could still hear them...

Of course, the others didn't hear their collective gasps their glasses of ale exploded suddenly (for no reason at all), and the shards of glass flew right into their eyes. The girls wept blood, yet their murderer was merciless.

In less than ten seconds. The floor of the room was covered with blood and body parts.


"Oh, and Kalia's advice about ignoring the posts of those who irritate you is a sound one. It's what I usually do when some self proclaimed "oldies" start reminiscing about the good old days and then complain about how this forum isn't as fun as it used to be."

-Alanded

Kitiara99
02/20/2003 1:12 PM

An atrociously ugly half-goblin/half-kender strode preteniously toward the Shoikan Grove. Tonight, she had decided, would be the night when she, Princess Maricalihandra of the Silvanesti, met Raistlin Majere. And he would fall madly in love with her. Flakes of excessive makeup fell from her face, and every time she fluttered her eyelashes chunks of extraneous mascara gathered under her eyes. Skimpy clothing revealed what no sane person really wanted to see.

As she neared the Shoikan Grove, even the enchanted trees fell back from her horrendous appearance. She smiled, revealing rotten teeth still dripping with white paint (courtesy of a mail-in tooth whitening infomercial). She blew kisses at the horrified trees. Naturally, they were shrinking before her unparalled beauty and awesome magical talent.

"Princess Maricalihandra" reached the center of the Shoikan Grove, quite proud of herself. She wasn't frightened at all... until a cool breeze wafted suddenly out of the trees, sending a chill down her spine (something the cold tend to do to the scantily clad). A dark apparition leapt from trees, its white teeth glistening with blood. She screamed a deep baritone scream, raising interesting questions about the use of the feminine pronoun, and tried to run.

But it was TOO LATE. A gleaming metal claw ripped her beating heart from her chest and devoured it whole. Her lifeless eyes rolled back in her head. She collapsed to the ground in an equally lifeless lump. The trees quickly covered the awful sight with gallons of dirt.

Several minutes later...

A half-way decomposed (amazing what those magically enhanced worms can do in just minutes!) body rose from the earth. "Kahahahaha!" it cackled. "I'm going to eat your soul!" it muttered, over and over again as it moved jerkily, (rather like clay-mation, come to think of it) towards the tower.

Dum Dum DUM!

"Of course you're dying. We're all dying. Where the devil else do you think we're headed?"

Catch-22

eswiftfire
02/20/2003 7:52 PM

OOC: Whoa, scary! A serial killer and a zombie (sort of) on the loose!"Oh, and Kalia's advice about ignoring the posts of those who irritate you is a sound one. It's what I usually do when some self proclaimed "oldies" start reminiscing about the good old days and then complain about how this forum isn't as fun as it used to be."

-Alanded

eswiftfire
02/22/2003 9:58 AM

OOC: Damn, I didn't go online last night. Anyway, my dears, prepare for the beginning of the end of the beginning, or the end of the beginning of the end or the.... oh, wait, it's the beginning of the end. "Oh, and Kalia's advice about ignoring the posts of those who irritate you is a sound one. It's what I usually do when some self proclaimed "oldies" start reminiscing about the good old days and then complain about how this forum isn't as fun as it used to be."

-Alanded

eswiftfire
02/22/2003 10:02 AM


A half-way decomposed (amazing what those magically enhanced worms can do in just minutes!) body rose from the earth. "Kahahahaha!" it cackled. "I'm going to eat your soul!" it muttered, over and over again as it moved jerkily, (rather like clay-mation, come to think of it) towards the tower.

Dum Dum DUM!


Crysania and her disciples, feeling rather bored, decided to step out of the Tower. To their horror, they saw a monstrosity heading towards them.

They shrieked.

OOC: Heh heh heh.
"Oh, and Kalia's advice about ignoring the posts of those who irritate you is a sound one. It's what I usually do when some self proclaimed "oldies" start reminiscing about the good old days and then complain about how this forum isn't as fun as it used to be."

-Alanded

eswiftfire
02/22/2003 10:15 AM

Maximus Paxton, who had been investigating the mysterious serial killings for the past few days, had FINALLY figured out whom the serial killer was.

In fact, he was already in the party during the past hour, being in disguise. Chatting with a Draconian (Tragg) and a girl (Ofinie)

Dum Dum Dum...

A shadow crossed his face. "A shadow crossed my face. Something bad has happened." The Solamnic Knight said, then excusing himself, he ran up the stairs of the Tower (which took him about 25 mins), charged into the room on the highest story and saw tons of badly mutilated corpses.

And in the center of the room....

He saw a black-robed figure trying to activate a NUCLEAR BOMB. (???)

***

Ofinie and Tragg raised their eyebrows. "Something bad has happened?"

"Oh, and Kalia's advice about ignoring the posts of those who irritate you is a sound one. It's what I usually do when some self proclaimed "oldies" start reminiscing about the good old days and then complain about how this forum isn't as fun as it used to be."

-Alanded

Kitiara99
02/23/2003 1:03 PM


Crysania and her disciples, feeling rather bored, decided to step out of the Tower. To their horror, they saw a monstrosity heading towards them.

They shrieked.


The monstrosity lumbered towards the shrieking disciples, growling menancingly. It headed for Crysania first, then changed its mind. It turned and tore off the head of a young male disciple, happily drinking the blood and muttering about eating souls. Then, it *edited for explicit violence* Blood stained the walls of Tower. Still-twitching body parts lay everywhere. The thing laughed maniacally and ran off through the grove, into the streets of Palanthas."Of course you're dying. We're all dying. Where the devil else do you think we're headed?"

Catch-22

Airiana
02/25/2003 6:00 AM

Kara (the girl who screamed loud enough to wake the dead :D), was still in shock, staring at the wall covered in blood. When she recovered, she started to run--still half-naked, mind you-- until she tripped over a series of dead bodies in the hallway. Screaming again (Anyone outside would have seen even the trees of Shoikan Grove shrink back from its amplitude. :P), she nearly fainted before the crazed killer ended her screams forever, slitting her throat deep enough to severe her vocal chords in the process.

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**Edited for sexually explicit content.** After the completely-out-of-her-mind Chloe had... had a little fun with Cornelius, she smiled in his direction and left the freakishly-redone bedroom to find more wine or marajuana... which ever she found first. She too found herself stumbling over a series of dead bodies, but in her state of mind, she didn't notice.

She stumbled her way up a long flight of stairs (also covered in bodies), and found herself peering into a room at the top of the stairs. Right in front of her was a Solamnic Knight standing agape at the sight of... and Chloe moved closer to see what he was looking at... a black-robed mage with a weird looking device in his hands!

Not knowing any better, Chloe made her way into the room, grapped the bomb (which she thought was a toy), and began throwing the bomb and catching it. Needless to say, as drunk and high as she was, she wasn't the best catcher in the world. She threw the bomb up high in the air, and as it came back down, Chloe slipped on some not-yet-dry blood and fell unconcious (SP?) on the floor!

OOC: Best of luck to all of those who are still alive! :D:D:D:D:D:DKilandralsilvantaslik.. known to most as Airiana and Last of the Silver/Red Dragons

"All it takes is all you've got"-The Rock
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eswiftfire
02/25/2003 7:57 AM

"Momma, momma, what's that... AAAAAAAAH!"

SPLAAAAAAT!

"No! Stay away...... "

SQUEASH!

"What the hell is going on????"

CRAAAAAACK!

One by one, the people of Palanthas were being murdered in AWFULLY GRUESOME methods.

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Meanwhile, not too far away, for no reason at all, the Train of Death appeared out of nowhere and began speeding towards Palanthas in a totally INSANE speed.

A herd of cows got in its way.

The train ran them down.

"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

SPLAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

More herd of cows got in its way.

The train ran them down too.

"MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

SPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

A sheep got in its way.

*yawn*

Right, the train ran it down too.

"BAAAAAAAAAA BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

SPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

And it continued its way towards Palanthas...

DUM DUM DUM!"Oh, and Kalia's advice about ignoring the posts of those who irritate you is a sound one. It's what I usually do when some self proclaimed "oldies" start reminiscing about the good old days and then complain about how this forum isn't as fun as it used to be."

-Alanded

eswiftfire
02/25/2003 8:03 AM

The Train of Death (which contained lotsa explosives) crashed into the gates of Palanthas and into the city, bringing down buildings and houses with it. It finally ended up in front of the Temple of Paladine (where the followers were still praying desperately for help, too stupid to know that the Revered Daughter herself and her closest disciples had been happily mutilated in front of the Tower of High Sorcery)

Then, the train, or more rather, the thousands of explosives in it, exploded...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!"Oh, and Kalia's advice about ignoring the posts of those who irritate you is a sound one. It's what I usually do when some self proclaimed "oldies" start reminiscing about the good old days and then complain about how this forum isn't as fun as it used to be."

-Alanded

eswiftfire
02/25/2003 8:22 AM

Maximus, gave a manly cry of heroic fury before rushing in to catch hold of the device, preventing it from detonating.

.... that would've happened if he weren't drunk too.

The nuclear device fell onto the ground with a resounding thud...

The black-robed figure (who had been the slasher all along), threw back his hood, (revealing his face to be Dalamar the Dark's.... for no reason at all) shouted. "You fool!!! I haven't teleported out of here yet!"

Maximus snarled. "You're under arrest..."

Then, the world went white.

Maximus and Dalamar were reduced to dust.

Chloe, who was unconscious, joined in too.

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The Tower was silent. Not a soul was stirring (not that many were left anyway). Tragg and Ofinie looked around. Finally noticing that most people around them had died (they drank someting that caused their heads to explode).

Their gaze went to Astinus... all they saw was a headless body still sitting behind a desk.

The girl and the draconian, without saying a word, walked slowly towards the corpse, to see what were the last words the great Historian has written on the Great Book, before his untimely demise.

All they saw was just three words...

THE WORLD ENDED.

Ofinie gasped. "B... but, this can't be... I'M STILL A VIRGIN!"

"Really...? Can't really help you with that." Tragg replied.

But it didn't matter, since both of them were reduced to dust seconds later.

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In Raistlin's LEGENDARY bedroom, Cornelius, who just faked the best time of his life with Chloe, groaned when he realized that he was the only person lying on the bed.

Cursing under his breath, he staggered out of his door, wearing nothing expect for his wristwatch, hoping to invite a couple of Elven babes into the room. He saw a couple of Elven babes all right, none of them were alive though...

"Holy crap!" Cornelius shuddered, before tripping over the unconscious body of Mr. Crumpty and fell.

There was a flash...

And he became dust too."Oh, and Kalia's advice about ignoring the posts of those who irritate you is a sound one. It's what I usually do when some self proclaimed "oldies" start reminiscing about the good old days and then complain about how this forum isn't as fun as it used to be."

-Alanded

eswiftfire
02/25/2003 8:29 AM

In Ansalon, all that existed were reduced to nothing.

A spiky-haired figure appeared with a POOF!

Eliar's eyes widened. "What? The place's blown up already? Damn, I shouldn't leave the nuclear device in the Tower! This ain't fun... oh, what the hell." He took out a can of Pepsi (tm) and sipped it.

Fireworks appeared suddenly.

And the world rejoices.

THE END

OOC: Well, I guess that's the end of this thread. Great job, everyone who stayed with it until the very end!"Oh, and Kalia's advice about ignoring the posts of those who irritate you is a sound one. It's what I usually do when some self proclaimed "oldies" start reminiscing about the good old days and then complain about how this forum isn't as fun as it used to be."

-Alanded

[Edited by eswiftfire on Tuesday, February 25, 2003 8:31 AM]

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