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kaistraist
12/05/2002 6:23 AM

OOC: heres an idea i brainstormed with curt-tas one day and want to try. Choose your favorite chronicles/legends character only. Raist is mine, sorry! possibilitys: caramon tika tas sturm kitiara tanis goldmoon riverwind flint fizban laurana crysania dalamar. if you think of others, tellme

Bic: Raistlin paced the floor impatiently. why was he supposed to cast the time spell? why didnt the losers choose Par-salain? his 'friends' were around him begging...
"fine Fine. Ill do it."he said grudgingly as they all pulled out a lifetime worth of gold. might as well make them go bankrupt while he was at it...

Later the spell was ready. the companions gathered in a tight circle and waited impatiently as Raist began kto chant. Minutes later, they were standing in the middle of a surprised crowd. none of them wore swords, daggers, or even armor. there were no mages in cool robes, nor clerics proclaimig their gods. instead all the girls wore blue and black trousers instead of skirts and dresses. there were strange words all around on the shirts of most of the people, words like 'aeropostale' and 'american eagle'. they appeared to be in a market complex of some type and strange aromas drifted about...grease mixed with beef...hmm.... people were staring at caramon's half-plate mail, sturm in his full plate, tas's wrinkles[really that child needs some wrinkle cream...], dalamars and raistys black robes and kitiara.
'great.' mumbled dalamar to raist,' now what?'
"i dunno.."raist was as confused as the rest 'i wonder what happened...'

THATS ALRIGHT!
THAT'S OK!
WE'RE GONNA RULE THE WORLD SOMEDAY!!
-kaist, the thera-flu chugger

thistledown
12/05/2002 10:22 AM

(OOC: Hmmm, you might want to take a look at "new thread" a ways back in this forum. Deals with how Earth and Krynn are related and might be some good background work for you. I'll try and bring it forward but you newbies might need to change your settings.)The sword, it thirsts to drink of man.
The sword, at last must win.
Today is gone, and yesterday,
Must echo in the wind.

Knight_Brightblade
12/05/2002 12:16 PM

OOC: oh oh TAS! I wanna be tas! pleeeeeese, please please please!?!?!?!

Tas's eyes positively glowed.
"WOW!" Tas eyes darted left and right, up and down, they moved so fast that his head wasn't able to keep up and he stumbled back into Dalamar.

"Oh, sorry dalamar, its just theres so many things to see. Like that man there" Tas pointed "Doesnt he look strange? His head is all pointy and green. Do you think hes a mage whos spell went wrong? I remember one time i accidentilly put on a magic ring and..." Dalamar wasnt listening.

"Hey raistlin, this is like the time you magicked me into the pond... except a little more dry... Not that i minded! It was a thoroughly enjoyable experience"

Tas continued to describe this, that and the other, past and present, while the others looked around to figure out what was going on."Why do people run from me?" - Ralph, proceeds to pee his pants

"Elminster this, Elminster that, give me 10,000 years and a pointed hat and I'll kick his arse"

"If they get you mad: Kill them" - Kaistraist

kaistraist
12/05/2002 12:41 PM

ooc: henh henh. curt tas is too late...
ill try to check out new thread.

bic:
''shaddup tas!' raistlin hissed. 'those guys look suspicious of us. we dont want to stir up trouble!'

Officer smith eyed the new arrivals in suspicion. he fingered the handle of his pistol... in case...THATS ALRIGHT!
THAT'S OK!
WE'RE GONNA RULE THE WORLD SOMEDAY!!
-kaist, the thera-flu chugger

Knight_Brightblade
12/06/2002 10:36 AM

Tas shied away from raistlin, he had that look again, like when he killed poor Gnimsh

"Ok raistlin.. i'll just go over and talk to that man whos looking at us...""Why do people run from me?" - Ralph, proceeds to pee his pants

"Elminster this, Elminster that, give me 10,000 years and a pointed hat and I'll kick his arse"

"If they get you mad: Kill them" - Kaistraist

kaistraist
12/07/2002 7:53 PM

Raist snarled and grabbed tas's arm with a claw-like hand.
'NO! dont talk to anyone. we must be...discreet..."
'aww...but raist, how can we be descreet? no one here is wearing armor or black robes and there are no kender!'
Raist's glare again silenced the kender...the innocent eyed...the happy-go-lucky...ANNOYING kender...
'Now lets find a mageware shop. im flat out of guano, marjoram, and i still need that pearl.'
'Aww, raist, can't we find some food? im hungry.' caramon was thinking with his stomach again.
Tanis agreed and 'put his leadership in action'. the party headed off to the food court...

The radio blared with strange warnings of weird midevilists roaming the mall. security guards rushed from every cornerof the mall and began to stalk the 'strange midevilists'...

OOC:hey brightblade, i dont really care, you can throw in your own twists and stuff like that. its more fun that way!THATS ALRIGHT!
THAT'S OK!
WE'RE GONNA RULE THE WORLD SOMEDAY!!
-kaist, the thera-flu chugger

Knight_Brightblade
12/08/2002 2:47 AM

OOC: there ppl go again, giving me responsibility ;)
thou hast been fairly warned! it ist thou's funeral!

IC: Tas fell in line behind the rest of the group, utterly downtrodden. There was so much to see here and he wasnt allowed to explore!

As tas thought about his miserable situation, he spotted something from the corner of his eye on his right side. Tas snuck away from the party with the silence that only a kender could manage.

He walked up to a a big glass window. Within the window there were large black boxes. Tas looked more closely... There were people trapped inside!

Judging from all the black and the noises and the fact that people were trapped there, tas surmised that the shop must belong to a black mage!
tas made his way in. He walked up to one of the boxes... the people didn't seem to notice him.

Tas knew he shouldnt meddle in the affairs of black wizards but there were children trapped inside!

Tas looked around... there was a shelf near by with... books? on it. He walked over. The books had pictures on the front. Tas looked at the title of one.... Terminator 2: Judgement Day" and there was a man the size of Caramon on the front with an extremely large, black... wand? staff?

Tas looked at some others... Dragonheart! Tas put that one down straight away! There was nothing here that could help him!

Then one book caught his attention Breakout This was what Tas needed! He opened the book... there was only a black, sort of block inside. Tas didnt know what to do! Then it hit him!

Tas took his hoopak off his back, loaded the block thingey into it and let it fly at the bow with the children inside.

CRASH!, the front of the box shattered and smoke came out. That was never good.

"Uh oh...." "Why do people run from me?" - Ralph, proceeds to pee his pants

"Elminster this, Elminster that, give me 10,000 years and a pointed hat and I'll kick his arse"

"If they get you mad: Kill them" - Kaistraist

kaistraist
12/08/2002 3:03 PM

OOC: hahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahaha! good! good! hey you should see how they are insulting me on DL setting! haha! i think i should set my kitties on them!

Bic:
Raist spun around.
something was wrong.
seriously wrong.
then it hit him.
the kender was missing.

CRASH!!! all the guards headed toward the shatter.
a child that seriously needed wrinkle cream stood there, dumbfounded.
they slowly walked up to him, ready for anything.THATS ALRIGHT!
THAT'S OK!
WE'RE GONNA RULE THE WORLD SOMEDAY!!
-kaist, the thera-flu chugger

Knight_Brightblade
12/09/2002 2:54 PM

OOC: why for to they insult you? perhaps a swift kick in the evils would rectify the situation?

IC: Tas saw all those authorotive men running towards him and figured that some person near him had done something wrong.

"Some people....oh well," Tas headed down one of the aisles, quietly(not to draw attention away from the investigation the guards would want to carry out) and left through another door. He made his way back to the party, coming right up behind Raistlin

"Hi raistlin, whats going on?""Why do people run from me?" - Ralph, proceeds to pee his pants

"Elminster this, Elminster that, give me 10,000 years and a pointed hat and I'll kick his arse"

"If they get you mad: Kill them" - Kaistraist

curtaintassle
12/09/2002 3:26 PM

OOC; hey brightblade, kaist told me all about you. HI
bic (like the pens)

While Raist was trying to clear up Tas's problems, Caramon and Tanis were trying to get to where ever that smell of food was coming from, and Fizban was moving towards the rest rooms (he was the only one who knew anything about earth) Laurana, Tika, and Kit where off looking at what Laurana, using a secret instict, passed on from generation to generation of elven prinesses, knew were shops.
"Like, oh my gods, this is totally awsome! I cannot believe that a geek like Raistlin would actually send us to a shopping place." Laurana dashed to the nearest store, looking for some clothes, jewlery, and perfume that she knew tanis would have to love.
"And people say that I dress like a whore," Tika murmured under her breath, staring after some teenage girls wearing skin tight belly shirts, mini skirts, and really, really short trousers that only came up to their thighs.
"I've seen worse," Kit replied absent-mindedly as she stared at a group of men wearing odd-looking hats that had a curved duck bill on the back.
The trio left for the store with a sign that read clearly "Clare's""Drink this or I'll pull your hair out by the roots"-Raisty boy

-Curtaintas "the Shrink" Burrfoot

kaistraist
12/09/2002 3:37 PM

OOc: brightblade, they insulted me and called me a little raisty wannabe! thats what!!!
curttas, i knew youd put the bunny thing on! hahaha!

bic: Raistlin glanced up and saw the oncoming guards.
'druk synewa khreneah.' he cursed in elven{maybe raisty knows elven} and snatched Tas by the top knot. He rushed into a store called 'Spencers' and hit behind the rack of gothic costumes while tas bit his hand attempting to get it out of his mouth so he could talk.

When the coast was clear, Raisty yanked his hand away in pain. little teeth marks were indented on his thin hand. 'damn you kender.' he muttered but tas was already gazing at the wierd stuff around.
'hey raist!' he called a little to cheerfully, 'this store is just for you! look!'
he pointed to rows af things that could be used for spell components....

outside, a ruckus was forming in the food court!THATS ALRIGHT!
THAT'S OK!
WE'RE GONNA RULE THE WORLD SOMEDAY!!
-kaist, the thera-flu chugger

Knight_Brightblade
12/10/2002 11:49 AM


hey brightblade, kaist told me all about you. HI


OOC: *bows* i hope she speaks kindly of me :)
kaist, who bestows you with such awfull, non-flattering, non-herioc
titles. i shall sick my little furry animal on them! *takes out a merecat*

IC: Tas was now thoroughly enjoying himself, all this running and saving children and biting Raistlin(and surviving) was all very interesting.
Tas peered under the row of black robe. Two large boots walked past, metal gleemed along the sides and buckles ran up them.
"Another warrior!"
Tas ran around the row of robes and came face to waist with a teenage girl, who didnt look at all like a warrior. Conceivably she could be a mage but Tas was unsure.

"Oh, hullo! I'm Tasslehoof Burrfoot!" He outstretched his little hand. The girl looked at him then his hand, then she blinked, then screamed, then ran.

"Hmmm, people certainly are strange here. Oh well" Tas skipped off to find Caramon
"Why do people run from me?" - Ralph, proceeds to pee his pants

"Elminster this, Elminster that, give me 10,000 years and a pointed hat and I'll kick his arse"

"If they get you mad: Kill them" - Kaistraist

kaistraist
12/10/2002 3:13 PM

OOC: OOOHHH! A Cat! it was themage and dark_elf_damien. haha! they are annoying. the topic got locked! yes i am nice. right curt-tas*jabs curt-tas in the ribs with minimo* right?!

Bic: Raistlingrabbed some pricelless looking gems from the shelf, as well as some incense and a really cool necklace with a metal claw clutching an orb on it {looks like my staff}, and a ring with a dragon on it.
he waltzed up to the counter with the shop owner behind it, who's eyes widened in fear as raist stepped closer.
"well now..."the guy said. he was wearing black, his hair was flattened on his head and a srtange color of green and he looked like a duck. "we see some wierd things here but this is the weirdest.... is that all?"
"Yes."muttered raist, glaring at the rude four-letter-word.
"fifty dollars and twenty five cents."
"hunh?"
50.25."
confused Raist pulled out his wallet and handed the man fifty gold
"OMYGODIMRICHOMYGODOMYGOD!"
The strange man was going insane for some reason. fifty gold was a lot, but this guy was acting as though it was fifty million gold.
Raist rasied an eyebrow. "excuse me sir...is that all?"
'dont you want change?!"
"uh...Sure...."
the guy passed 9/10ths of the gold back and pulled some funny peices of paper out of a dinging box and handed it to Raistlin along with three silver peices.
"thank you for your buisness kind sir!' the shop keeper yelled as Raistlin stormed out of the shop, muttering about how strange these people were.
then again he realised, he had lost the kender.THATS ALRIGHT!
THAT'S OK!
WE'RE GONNA RULE THE WORLD SOMEDAY!!
-kaist, the thera-flu chugger

Knight_Brightblade
12/11/2002 11:37 AM

OOC: consarn it kaist! i checked your register for your e-mail and its not there! my e-mails under my pic if you want it
"Why do people run from me?" - Ralph, proceeds to pee his pants

"Elminster this, Elminster that, give me 10,000 years and a pointed hat and I'll kick his arse"

"If they get you mad: Kill them" - Kaistraist

kaistraist
12/11/2002 3:23 PM

OOC: haha brightblade thats why i never put it on! gotta go ill finish later!THATS ALRIGHT!
THAT'S OK!
WE'RE GONNA RULE THE WORLD SOMEDAY!!
-kaist, the thera-flu chugger

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