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PrincessCasandra09
10/10/2002 11:01 AM

(( Ok, this is my post!!!! I would like as many peeps as pssible!!))

Liliac sat up in her tower of the Royal Palace of Aviro. She blew on a hair that fell srtay from the crown that she dawned upon her head. She was going to be givin away to some ugly old Lord who was 50 years older than her. She was a mear 17 years old. " To make peace with the Gouls." Her Ftaher said. She wished she could get out. To be with her tru love________.

(( Ok, people. People can play any char, even my true love Donovan. Please Join!!!!))I play tennis and i can kick you butt
I play Basketball and i can kick your butt
I play soccer and i can kick your butt
I play football and i can kick your butt
Any questions?

Phobic_rion
10/10/2002 2:58 PM

Princess, I only have three words for you, especially frome me.

GIVE IT UP!!!!!!

(sorry. My guilty concious told me to. Do you expect a good post after all of yourpahtetic faliers??) I'd join, but I've got to much else to handle right now, and i don't want to jump into something that will fall apart in the next few days. Sorry....

Trully sorry about my crualty. It was an ugre

I hadn't known him well but now i wish I had...
I'll never be able to let it go...never have a life of my own...
Don't worry...you'll be avenged. ~Cain (Unnamed story)

eswiftfire
10/11/2002 9:20 AM

Cassy. Managing a thread is really hard, but you really shouldn't abandon it whenever you can't think of continuing it. As the Dungeon Master/ Threadstarter, it is one of your main duties to keep your threads alive. Perhaps if you can do that properly, players here would have more confidence in your thread. This is all I want to say.Eliar spat in rage and clapped his hands twice, ten male dwarves in pink dresses pop out from the floorboards and dance a graceful ballet.

"In your dreams man,
Swim very well I can,
Zap you with my lightning,
Until you start crying."

-Eliar Swiftfire in the 'The Future Fellowship'

PrincessCasandra09
10/11/2002 10:05 AM

oK oK i GET IT

PLEASE JOIN!!!!!!!!!

From a princess in distress!

I play tennis and i can kick you butt
I play Basketball and i can kick your butt
I play soccer and i can kick your butt
I play football and i can kick your butt
Any questions?

Phobic_rion
10/11/2002 12:59 PM

Sorry Cass. I'm not into the whole "true love" Romance novel thing. It just isn'tr right in my eyes. I mean, how many dragonlance books are there, that revolve around a princess and her damned lover!!?? NONE! (or maybe one or two. I haven't read them all. But I doubt it.) Just not into it, and my character got no recognition last time, and poor what's his face got killed by your almighty hand. Don't feel like trying to keep up with more than threee threads at a time. Maybe when it has nothing to do with lovey mush, and or when I have no more threads to jump around in.I hadn't known him well but now i wish I had...
I'll never be able to let it go...never have a life of my own...
Don't worry...you'll be avenged. ~Cain (Unnamed story)

Phobic_rion
10/11/2002 1:02 PM

And one other thing....It's not always a good idea to have a bunch of peoople in the thread at once. It's realy easy to get lost that way. You might try stciking to less that seven. Est, on the other hand, can probably handle more than that because of experience if I'm correct in thinking so. Me, I can barely hold on to five!! Sometimes, the less the better, that way you don't have as many people trying to goof up the story, becaseu it goes nowhere.Catch my drift? Just a nice suggestion. Maybe take it to heart. I did.I hadn't known him well but now i wish I had...
I'll never be able to let it go...never have a life of my own...
Don't worry...you'll be avenged. ~Cain (Unnamed story)

DarkDalamar20
10/11/2002 5:52 PM

Ballsar Rockhard came riding into the large castle on the back of a large elephant. The mammoth was calmly munching on a KFC chicken wing. People all over the courtyard jumped out of the way as the elephant made its way into the castle.

"What the hell is a dwarf doing on the back of an elephant??" Someone said after they had passed.

"Uhh...is the answer 9?" the other said.

Ballsar Rockhard was definately a dwarf. With a long black beard and long black hair. He was dressed today in a pair of blue and black striped tights and a yellow horizontally striped tank top, that read "Poo happens". Around his waist was a black belt with a rather wicked looking battle ax hanging from it.

"Whoa, Santa!" Ballsar stood up on the elephants back. The mammoth actually listened for once, for it stopped rather quickly, unceramoniously dumping the dwarf onto the ground. After much swearing and smacking, the dwarf extricated himself from under a noble ladie's undergarments.

"Sheesh, can't I get a little respect?" Ballsar mumbled.

"What are you doing here, dwarf?" A gate guard asked the dwarf suspiciously.

"Why, Isn't it obvious? I am here to marry the princess!" Ballsar smiled. "That is, if that Marderfarker didn't beat me here...Do you know a Marderfarker? He dresses kinda like a....well...you know...Anyone come matching that description?"

"No comprendo," said the guard.

"What?"

"No, I have seen no one of that description." Said the guard, pulling off his sombrero.

"Ok, good...Now show me to the princess. I am sure she will be happy to see me." Ballsar adjusted his tanktop and shooed the guard into moving....
Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.

[Edited by DarkDalamar20 on Friday, October 11, 2002 8:08 PM]

Phobic_rion
10/12/2002 9:59 AM

The dude captured the prince in hoping it was the princess he put the prince down and said "sorry i grabbed the wrong one" "sorry he said he wasn't thinking quite correctly at all today in fact he was a bit on the you know tipsy side and plus he forgot his glasses at home so thats why he grabbed the prince and not the princess he happned to be a freak of some sort no one knows why because he is a little slow

(this doesn't make any sense at all!!!!!!!!)
-Excerpt from my good freind. Not me.

Phobic- Cain stared at the dwarf, who seemed as if we where on drugs of some sort. He shrugged it off, his eyes widening at the sight of a dude grabbing the prince in all the wrong places...

"Yeah....where am I living..." He sighed, sitting down and nodding over to Ballsar.

"Nope. No Marderfarker...Haven't seen him actually..." He pulled his hood far over his head, sheilding his eyes from the horrible sights around him. A sound was comming from the dude, obviously a drunken burp. He grimaced, pikcing himself off the ground, and walking over the the prince.

"Ehh....sory about all this chap..he's in a tipsy mood today..." Before Cain dragged the protesting man away, the dude gave him a little smack on the bottom...

"MY EYES!! THE BURN!!!" Cain ran around wildly, falling into a puddle.I hadn't known him well but now i wish I had...
I'll never be able to let it go...never have a life of my own...
Don't worry...you'll be avenged. ~Cain (Unnamed story)

PrincessCasandra09
10/12/2002 1:29 PM

Liliac heard a knock at the door. " Please, come in." she said, looking back out the window. Ballsar entered. Lilac let out a scream. " Who are you?" What do u want!"~§~§ Punk Princess ~§~§
§~§~ The Outcast §~§~

Seductive_Mage
10/12/2002 3:01 PM

A younge woman stopped in the streets when she heard the screaming. She had heard the Princess screaming before, almost every night, but his was a diffrent sort of scream. Almost full of terror. She shook her head, her long curly lockes of blood red hair spilled down her back and shoulders like a waterfall of blood. Her deep green eyes gazed up at the tower, smirking a bit. She was a mage, and known very well about the town as Genocide. For, before she was a mage, she was a warrior in battle, having won many victorys, and defeated many opponents, she was dubbed the name Genocide.

eswiftfire
10/13/2002 7:52 AM

"Ladies and gentlemen! The Marderfarker is here!" King Ai Mer Beech von Marderfarker the 14th, ruler of the exotic regions of Marderfarker walked along the streets, announcing himself to attract everyone's attention. His scantily clad male dancers following closely behind.Eliar spat in rage and clapped his hands twice, ten male dwarves in pink dresses pop out from the floorboards and dance a graceful ballet.

"In your dreams man,
Swim very well I can,
Zap you with my lightning,
Until you start crying."

-Eliar Swiftfire in the 'The Future Fellowship'

DarkDalamar20
10/13/2002 10:42 AM

"Hubba hubba!" Ballsar said as he walked into the room of the princess. "Aren't you easy on the eyes," the dwarf smiled. He combed his short fingers through his thick black beard.

"Who am I? Why, I am Ballsar Rockhard. Heir to the Rockhard estates. Why, my father was only he most prominant underwear salesman on Krynn. Just where haveeeeeee you been?" The dwarf smiled as he walked towards the princess.

"Oh, don't go screaming like that. You know what they say! Good things come in small packages." Ballsar winked. "I am here to take your hand in marriage. Have you ever been with a dwarf? No? Well, sure we are a little hairy. But we are better than those weak human males with their skinny litte......What was that?"

Ballsar heard two trumpets blare. They weren't that loud, but they were annoying enough to interrupt him. And then he heard the words. The words that he had been dreading since entering this castle.."Marderfarker".

He walked past the frightened, yet dreadfully attractive, princess and looked out the window...and there he was. Marderfarker, the bane of Ballsar's existence. The pathetic trumpets must have been to announce his arrival..oh, and there were his half-naked man singers behind him...They were singing some song with the words..."So tell me what you want, what you really really want!" What was that all about?

Ballsar turned to the princess and reached out and took her hand. After smacking a rather juicy kiss onto the back of it, Ballsar growled at the commotion outside.

"I will be back later, princess. We can continue" Ballsar Rockhard bowed slightly and smacked the princess on her butt as he walked out. "I'm coming you...you.. Marderfarker!" He yelled and ran out to the courtyard. Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.

PrincessCasandra09
10/13/2002 1:03 PM

Liliac gasped at Ballsar! " How dare you!" she said, slapping him across the face and towards Marderfarker. " Marderfarker!" she yelled as she raced towards him as she grabbed his arm. " That... That beast! He, kissed me! The bastard! Do something about it, please?"~§~§ Punk Princess ~§~§
§~§~ The Outcast §~§~

eswiftfire
10/13/2002 7:25 PM

Marderfarker chuckled. "Ah, beautiful princess, though we've never met, no one calls me 'Marderfarker' like you do. I like it so much it scares me."

The male dancers and singers behind him began singing:

Sometimes I run,
Sometimes I hide,
Sometimes I'm scared of you,
But all I really want is to hold you tight treat you right...

Then, he turned his attention to Ballsar, his face darkened. "Heard that you kissed her, you little midget. I'm going to bitchslap you back to Thorbadin. Haiyah!"
Eliar spat in rage and clapped his hands twice, ten male dwarves in pink dresses pop out from the floorboards and dance a graceful ballet.

"In your dreams man,
Swim very well I can,
Zap you with my lightning,
Until you start crying."

-Eliar Swiftfire in the 'The Future Fellowship'

DarkDalamar20
10/13/2002 8:13 PM

Ballsar bristled at Marderfarker's bitch slap comment. As the weakling human slapped him, a large elephant jumped out of the dwarf's beard and slapped Marderfarker to the side with its large trunk.

"Like! Don't like be touching him! This is like my owner, like. You don't be, like, touching him roughly, like." The elephant said.

"You listen to me, Athhole!" Ballar lisped (though he didn't know why). "This is my princess. Don't you dare be fronting on me! She is mine, so you can just take your scene stealing singers back to the brothel where you found them!"

Ballsar moved over and ran a hand over the princess's junk in her trunk. "Hey, princess. Why don't you back that thing up, and come with me. This Marderfarker can't give you anything! Unless you want a quartet of almost nude males following you around all the time. I think you would much rather prefer me and my talking elephant."

Ballsar jumped up and flicked Marderfarker's nose and stuck his tongue out. "Suck that, biznatch!"

Rockhard smiled and walked off with (dragged) the princess off towards the castle.

Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.

Phobic_rion
10/14/2002 6:46 AM

Cain stared wide eyed at all the confusion and bitch slapping, trying to decide just what to do with himself. He eyeballed the scampy male dance singers, thinking this would be the best time to try a new trick he'd been studying. He cracked his knuckles, smiling grimmly. He slowly but surely cast the spell, but something was wrong. Nothing happened to the dancer! A shout was heard over yonder, and he slapped his head.

"Damnit! Messed it up AGAIN!!" His sister Mika stared at him, pointing down the ways.

"I told you mage wasn't your type! You'd make a better towel boy!!" Cain's eyes became the size of saucers as he stared down the way, quickly loking another direction. Instead of his fireball, he'd somehow managed to make Ballsar's clothes dissapear!!

"I'm tellin' ya! Towelboy!!" She sighed, going into a bar for a drink. Cain looked over at Marderfarker.

"Sorry....looks like your dancer is still dressed at least..."I hadn't known him well but now i wish I had...
I'll never be able to let it go...never have a life of my own...
Don't worry...you'll be avenged. ~Cain (Unnamed story)

PrincessCasandra09
10/14/2002 12:26 PM

Liliac screamed. " Stupid dwarf." she said, getting herslef free from Ballsar. She turned around and kicked Ballsar, well, lets just say where he didnt want it to go. She yelp a small victoyr cheer and ran off towards Manderfarker. " Get him boys!" she yelled louder and a thousand winged rabi cats flew over and started to bite Ballsar.~§~§ Punk Princess ~§~§
§~§~ The Outcast §~§~

Leandra
10/14/2002 1:25 PM

A blue-cloaked figure watches the whole scenario from behind a tree.

"Oh I'm like a kender in a candy shop!" she beams:P.
Running up to the barrage of flying cats she picks out four or five and stuffs them into a large jar. After sealing and labeling the jar the blue-cloacked figures creeps up to Ballsar and plucks three black hairs from his beard, taking care to avoid the hungry cats.

She walks back over to her tree and climbs up onto the safety of a high branch examining her samples.

"Not nearly enough:(." she sighs stuffing the dwarf hair into a plastic bag.
"Until some explodes at least!" grinning:D she flips out a small note pad and begins to record the hootenanny.


I dream of the night, I dream of the moon.
I woke from this sleep, but far much to soon.

DarkDalamar20
10/14/2002 8:45 PM

Ballsar looked down at his sexy naked dwarf-bod. Many women stopped and staired at him. Ballsar did a couple sexy poses and pretty soon there were women jumping all over him. It wasn't long until Ballsar realized that these were rabid cats. Ballsar screamed and then pulled out his miniture bbq and started roasting the cats on it. Pretty soon the castle was fillled with the sweet aroma of roasting flesh.

Ballsar batted more of the cats away and moved around the courtyard yelling. He reached over and grabbed the first cloth from a vender that could get get a hand on. With a loud rip, he pulled the cloth and wrapped it around his body.

A loud scream ripped through the air.

"Oops." Ballsar blushed and looked over. Standing there close to him was the princess. She was stark naked since Ballsar had ripped of her dress. "Well, now that is a sight!" he smiled and wrapped the reminants of the dress around his body.

"How about that Marderfarker, she is an 'innie'." Ballsar laughed loudly. Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.

Leandra
10/15/2002 9:19 AM

":OLET'S SEE AN EXPLOSION!!" The Blue-cloaked figure shouts from her perch in the tree.I dream of the night, I dream of the moon.
I woke from this sleep, but far much to soon.

Phobic_rion
10/15/2002 2:28 PM

Cain looks over at the "blue robed figure", figeting about. He yelled over to her.

"Oh! I can do that!!" He yanked out his spellbook, fingering through the pages untill he found it.

"Oh yeah!! Burn baby burn!! Krynno inferno!!" He yapped, mouthing the words to the spell, trying to pronounce them all correctly. He blinked twice, turning to the girl.

"I got it!" He sung, his sister nodding her head in dissaproval.

"Towelboy." Cain snuffed, turning up his nose, and picking the words out. He smiled, as he got what he wanted. The whole world stopped, for seconds, to marvel over the sound they heard. A cracking..wind.. Cain's eyes narrowed letting it go.

"Oh yeah!!"

The entire area was engulfed in flames, wich lead in a large cataclasmic explosion. I hadn't known him well but now i wish I had...
I'll never be able to let it go...never have a life of my own...
Don't worry...you'll be avenged. ~Cain (Unnamed story)

PrincessCasandra09
10/15/2002 3:16 PM

The princess looked at Ballsar. " Loser!" she yelled and snapped her fingers. A light pink dress apppeared. " Manderfarker, take me home!" she yelled.~§~§ Punk Princess ~§~§
§~§~ The Outcast §~§~

Phobic_rion
10/15/2002 4:11 PM

Cain threw his hands in the air, and a fireball the size of lrynn fell apon the city, blowing every little bit of it up. He laughed in defiance if his sister.I hadn't known him well but now i wish I had...
I'll never be able to let it go...never have a life of my own...
Don't worry...you'll be avenged. ~Cain (Unnamed story)

eswiftfire
10/15/2002 6:51 PM

"Oh mah god!" Marderfarker looked up at the sky and saw the HUGE HUGE fireball plummeting towards him (and because of that, he didn't get to see the princess in her birthday suit). "ANOTHER CATACLYSM! I can't just leave this place that early and let Swiftfire come in! This is my first starring role in.... WEEKS!"

Then, he turned his attention back to the princess, who was now wearing a light pink dress. "Why?" He raised an eyebrow. Eliar spat in rage and clapped his hands twice, ten male dwarves in pink dresses pop out from the floorboards and dance a graceful ballet.

"In your dreams man,
Swim very well I can,
Zap you with my lightning,
Until you start crying."

-Eliar Swiftfire in the 'The Future Fellowship'

Lady_Kylie_Starglow
10/17/2002 8:18 AM

Amburrtail snuck up quietly behind the princess.

"Why in the Abyss did she have to pick pink?" she whispered to herself. "She ALWAYS wears pink...and such an unbecoming color on her!"

Amburrtail snickered and, grabbing the top of her pink underwear (with little gold crowns and 'Princess' written along the waistband), Amburrtail gave the princess a massive wedgie.

"I am Amburrtail Buttpicker, the Mother Of All Wedgies! Member of the Underpants-Stealing Gnomes guild, slayer of dragons, professional prankster, and wedgie-puller extraordinaire! And I have STRUCK AGAIN! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"

Amburrtail scampered away gleefully as the princess sobbed over her sore wedgie....and ran straight into Marderfarker.

"Marderfarker!" she exclaimed with joy. "I haven't seen you in ages! How have you been? Let's go on a crazy wedgie-pulling rampage!"

OOC: (Hehehehehehehe! I just can't resist wedgie-pulling in a post started by Cassandra. By the way, I'm not officially 'back' to the forum...but I saw this this morning and just COULDN'T resist!)Peace and terror all in one, My future life has just begun.....

Leandra
10/17/2002 12:13 PM


a fireball the size of lrynn fell apon the city, blowing every little bit of it up



In desperate attempt to protect herself The blue-cloaked figure shielded her eyes with her with blue-cloaked note pad.

Seconds later she found herself sitting in a pile of ashes. Her blue cloak, however, remained intact (along with the rest of her).
"Saved again by my handy dandy Notebook!!" she beamed kissing its cover.
"Now how am I going to collect samples of all of these burnt remains?" she sighed unhappily.

":(Oh I take it back!! I never wanted anything or anyone to explode in the first place!! I didn’t mean it...*Sniff* ....Towel boy please!!" she crawled over to Cain grabbing his robes

"Can't you undo what you did?? I was only kidding..*SOB*...*Whaaaaaaaaah:(*...I miss my tree!!..*Weep, Weep*. Where will I live?? Where will I keep the remains of all the people that Iv'e abducted and dissected?? Without that tree I'm lost!!"
I dream of the night, I dream of the moon.
I woke from this sleep, but far much to soon.

[Edited by Leandra on Thursday, October 17, 2002 12:17 PM]

Phobic_rion
10/17/2002 1:33 PM

Cain looked down at the poor sobbing blue-robe-still-in-tact girl, hi eyes wide in suprize. He listened intently to her blubbering, and sighed.

"Hmm...let me see here..OOpps...did I do that!?" Cain looked around, examining the remains of the city. He scratched his head, laughing.

"oops. Let me see.." He ran through his books again, untill he found it.

"Woo!" He said a couple of weird words, and the whole city came back. with the tree.

"Taadaa...wait..did you say BODIES??!!"I hadn't known him well but now i wish I had...
I'll never be able to let it go...never have a life of my own...
Don't worry...you'll be avenged. ~Cain (Unnamed story)

Leandra
10/19/2002 10:24 AM

The Blue-cloaked figure wiped her tears and blew her nose on Cain’s robes. She could not believe it! Her tree, her beautiful tree was completely whole again!

"Oh thank you thank you thank you!! " she sobbed crying tears of womanly happiness. "Now I can continue to dissect my victims-I mean ..uh...experiments in the privacy of its branches."



...wait..did you say BODIES??!!"


"Bodies??" The blue-cloaked figure scratched her hood. "Of course not, I said no such thing." she walked over to the tree and grabbing a nearby branch she pulled it down like a lever.

" What I said was Body Parts...see?" The trunk of the tree swung open to reveal an assortment of labeled jars with limbs, eyeballs and other things floating around in a transparent pink liquid.


I dream of the night, I dream of the moon.
I woke from this sleep, but far much to soon.

eswiftfire
10/19/2002 10:28 AM

OOC: Oh crap... I forgot about this thread.Eliar spat in rage and clapped his hands twice, ten male dwarves in pink dresses pop out from the floorboards and dance a graceful ballet.

"In your dreams man,
Swim very well I can,
Zap you with my lightning,
Until you start crying."

-Eliar Swiftfire in the 'The Future Fellowship'

Phobic_rion
10/19/2002 9:02 PM

Cain covered his eyes, turning around from the sight, walking a few feet and barfing in the grass.

"I...never...EVER want to see that again.." His sister laughed at him.

"And a sissy."I hadn't known him well but now i wish I had...
I'll never be able to let it go...never have a life of my own...
Don't worry...you'll be avenged. ~Cain (Unnamed story)

DarkDalamar20
10/22/2002 8:23 PM


and a fireball the size of lrynn fell apon the city,


OOC: How can a fireball the size of Krynn fall upon one city? The sheer dynamics of it are impossible. Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.

DarkDalamar20
10/22/2002 8:31 PM

Ballsar Rockhard forgot about the snobby princess. She would make her future husband/slave's life a living hell. How anyone could live with such a kinky and angry woman, this dwarf couldn't tell.

The years went by quickly for Ballsar after that. He was hired as a male model for Krynn's leading erotic magazine, Playdwarf. His carreer went well. He made many friends and had a different woman everynight until he met Marderfarker's sister, Ivonna. They were quickly married and ended up having 73 lovely children. Marderfarker even came to the wedding.

Today, Ballsar lives in a small quiet town where he still does some occasional nude modeling.

The End. Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.

[Edited by DarkDalamar20 on Thursday, October 24, 2002 2:57 PM]

Phobic_rion
10/24/2002 2:21 PM

Cain just does what he does for the rest of his life. Esty needs to come and blow up the world now..I hadn't known him well but now i wish I had...
I'll never be able to let it go...never have a life of my own...
Don't worry...you'll be avenged. ~Cain (Unnamed story)

DarkMistress
10/28/2002 6:11 PM

Razzel Dazzel runs out into the middle of the city and yells at the tops of her little kender lungs, "Time to bring out the exploding Gnomes!!"

OOC: Where is Kit when you need her?!?*cries* Sorry Princess I just couldn't help myself!"I made love to a beautiful woman and I didn't know it. Just my luck." ~Raistlin

[Edited by DarkMistress on Monday, October 28, 2002 6:12 PM]

Alanded
10/29/2002 6:23 AM


Razzel Dazzel runs out into the middle of the city and yells at the tops of her little kender lungs, "Time to bring out the exploding Gnomes!!"

OOC: Where is Kit when you need her?!?*cries* Sorry Princess I just couldn't help myself!


OOC: Hey there! Long time no see!!!!!!!I'm tired about all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want -an adorable pancreas?

Jean Kerr, The Snake has all the Lines, 1958

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

Groucho Marx

DarkMistress
10/29/2002 1:51 PM


OOC: Hey there! Long time no see!!!!!!!


OOC: yeah I'm back for at least a little while*smiles*
"I made love to a beautiful woman and I didn't know it. Just my luck." ~Raistlin in DoSF

eswiftfire
10/29/2002 6:05 PM

A portal appeared before King Ai Mer Beech von Marderfarker, telling him that it was time to leave this realm.

The King stared at the huge fireball expressionlessly.

Years later, he would be shocked that his sister, who was suffering from Down Syndrome, would marry the horrifying Ballsar Rockhard... but for the time being, he will continue his planeshifting adventures with his three friends. Oh, wait... Bardus Athhole just got himself a starring role in a certain thread, while Schtolheim Erynius Reinbach had an expensive cameo role in that thread too.

That leaves only...

"SWIFTFIRE! WHERE ARE YOU????" King Ai Mer Been von Marderfarker bellowed.

Eliar Swiftfire, who had been practically jobless since Future Fellowship 1 ended, appeared with a POOF! (he had discarded Blue Cloak Woman's thingie ages ago)

"Huh? What? What?" The spiky-haired dude who MIGHT be an all-powerful mage with godlike powers but continued to act dumb asked.

Then, he noticed that the sky was on fire....

"GET INTO THE PORTAL, YOU IDIOT!" Eliar shrieked and kicked the king into the portal.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!

The fireball hit Ansalon. Everything, EVERY SINGLE THING, was reduced to smithereens, leaving a soot covered Eliar Swiftfire floating in space.

And the world (or what's left of it...) rejoices.

The End

"Crap. My beautiful blue robes with moons and stars..." Eliar sobbed.

The End!

"Eh? You wanna end the thread right now? Why? I wanna cast another spell to blow everything up!" He whined.

THE END!

"Hey! I'm more popular than Bardus, Ai Mer Beech and Schtolheim, I DESERVE MORE SCREEN TIME!!!"

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!

"..."

THE END! (for real)
Eliar spat in rage and clapped his hands twice, ten male dwarves in pink dresses pop out from the floorboards and dance a graceful ballet.

"In your dreams man,
Swim very well I can,
Zap you with my lightning,
Until you start crying."

-Eliar Swiftfire in the 'The Future Fellowship'

[Edited by eswiftfire on Tuesday, October 29, 2002 6:07 PM]

sylvan
10/29/2002 9:49 PM

OOC:

Although probably not what was intended, that was awesome =)"Eyes that fire and sword have seen,
and horrors in the halls of stone,
shall look at last on meadows green,
and trees and hills they long have known."

-The Hobbit

Phobic_rion
11/01/2002 2:56 PM

and Cain lulliasna sobs for the world, and pokes the silenced eliar in space.

"I gotta question for ya. How come we never talk eh?? might as well talk now eh?? Yeah?" He sighed, sitting in space. (which can't be done by the way) He fixed his hair. Stupid people blowing up earths....how many more do i go by before i can't dissapear in the nick of time anymore...

Yoyo!! (sorry)I hadn't known him well but now i wish I had...
I'll never be able to let it go...never have a life of my own...
Don't worry...you'll be avenged. ~Cain (Unnamed story)

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