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simon
09/26/2002 8:09 PM

The wind rushed through the hair of the dark figure as the dragon powered itself through the sky, in his hand was a black staff with a platnuim dragon claw clasping a complety oynx orb in the middle of it. His completly black eyes glared onto the ground. He pointed down and the black dragon circled down to the ground......... I've walked into the fires of Hate, stared into the eyes of Pain, fought off
the minions of Sorrow and slew the demons of Fear, anyone else wanna try their luck with this Dark Child?

Phobic_rion
09/27/2002 12:14 PM

AHHHH!!! DRAGON!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry...I just had to do that..hey, how do you put people in on this one?I hadn't known him well but now i wish I had...
I'll never be able to let it go...never have a life of my own...
Don't worry...you'll be avenged. ~Cain (Unnamed story)

simon
09/28/2002 11:02 PM

OOC: You can just see the dragon land and come too investigate or you can put yourself in as some one that i'm going to meet. it really doesn't matter i can go along with anything.I've walked into the fires of Hate, stared into the eyes of Pain, fought off
the minions of Sorrow and slew the demons of Fear, anyone else wanna try their luck with this Dark Child?

eswiftfire
09/29/2002 9:03 AM

King Ai Mer Beech von Marderfarker the 14th, ruler of the exotic regions of Marderfarker, popped out of nowhere. "Dragon? Where? Where?"Eliar spat in rage and clapped his hands twice, ten male dwarves in pink dresses pop out from the floorboards and dance a graceful ballet.

"In your dreams man,
Swim very well I can,
Zap you with my lightning,
Until you start crying."

-Eliar Swiftfire in the 'The Future Fellowship'

SothsWorstNightmare
09/29/2002 1:00 PM

A Drifter, Loner, loser, nobody named Zeeble saw the dragon
come out of no where and land. He picked up a large grey flat stone, aimed and hit the beast right in the eye ball. Zeeble giggled and went to go check out the damage he did to the dragon.


[Edited by SothsWorstNightmare on Sunday, September 29, 2002 1:01 PM]

Phobic_rion
09/29/2002 6:02 PM

Cain watched the entire scene quietly, watching the dragon land in the middle of nowhere. He eyeballed the mage riding atop the beast, and scowled at the person who'd hit the thing sqaure in the eye. He loooked over at Marderfarker(LOL^^ I can't get enough of that crazy name..) who was running around like a wild animal. He sighed, humming a tune to himself, and striding out to meet the mage.

"So, dragontraveler, where did you come from?"

OOC: Est, where the hell do you get all of those names?! Your mind??I hadn't known him well but now i wish I had...
I'll never be able to let it go...never have a life of my own...
Don't worry...you'll be avenged. ~Cain (Unnamed story)

SothsWorstNightmare
09/29/2002 9:18 PM

Some thought Zeeble was different others thought he was special but to tell the the truth he was insane. Zeeble was gnome with a very long nose that had a very hairy mole on the end of it.

Zeeble walked up to the dragon and spit in its already hurt eye and shouted at the top of his lungs "That will teach you to scare the living shit out of me you big exuse for a rino!" after stating this he sat down cross legged and introduced him self as Zeeble and asked the dragon its name and where it came from and what it was doing. If he noticed the others he paid no attention to them. WHO DA MAN???!!!!

DarkDalamar20
09/29/2002 9:29 PM

OOC: Sorry, I can't add to this story. But I found Swity's Marderfarker the 14th quite funny and thought I should congratulate him on another demented entry. Bravo. Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.

simon
09/29/2002 9:32 PM

Simon looked at the pathetic gnome sitting in front of the dragon. If the gnome noticed him he didn't show it. Looking down at him, he asked.

" What are you doing here you damned fool. i am the only thing that keeps this dragon from killing you. I think you have some explaining to do.....I've walked into the fires of Hate, stared into the eyes of Pain, fought off
the minions of Sorrow and slew the demons of Fear, anyone else wanna try their luck with this Dark Child?

SothsWorstNightmare
09/29/2002 10:40 PM

Zeeble looked up at Simon and immediatly passed some gas. Bursting out in high pitched giggleling he kept saying while rolling around on the ground "Stinky air! Stinky air!" He suddenly stopped and got up and said Hi i am Zeeble, yes i know, no autographs today sorry. I saw your dragons eyeball here and thought it looked like a pretty good target. I got a bulls eye! Proud of me? "

Zeeble puffed out his chest and in a deep voice said "What are YOU doing here you damned fool?" and burst out laughing. "You know your not all that high and mighty." he said. Then he finished under his breath with "Compared to me." He walked closer to the man on the dragon and said "So where are we going?" WHO DA MAN???!!!!

QueshuWarrior
09/30/2002 2:09 PM

" Excuse me sir!" said a voice behind the bushes. It was made by a man with light brown hair down to his shoulders. He carried a spear and was marked with black tribal paint. He was one of the few Queshu people to flee the village before it was destroyed by the Dark Queen long ago. He was just a boy then" I am Vonjo. I saw what you did with that dragon! How did you learn that trick?!"If your expecting a kick in the balls and you get a slap in the face, its a victory!

Phobic_rion
09/30/2002 4:01 PM

Cain looked over at the man who'd just looked in through the bushes warrily.

"So, you're from around here I gather..." He pouted, crossing his arms and stuffing them in his robes crudely.

"Everyone just knows everyone around here...cept' fer me of course." He pouted, giving a look to the guy rollling around on the ground with the stinky air. He wafted the scent in another direction, waving his long robed sleeve about.

"Insane I've alwatys said, nobody and I mean NOBODY that I know would even...well.." He sighed, sitting on the ground with a heave, and pulling down his hood to scratch his spiked hair.

"Brother...where art thou.."
I hadn't known him well but now i wish I had...
I'll never be able to let it go...never have a life of my own...
Don't worry...you'll be avenged. ~Cain (Unnamed story)

DarkDalamar20
09/30/2002 4:18 PM

There was crashing in the bushes. It drew the attention of everyone in the clearing. Grumbling, a dwarf stepped out of the shrubbery.

"What is going on out here? Can't a dwarf get some sleep?" He roared in a voice that scared the birds from the trees. He pushed his antlered helm back onto his head, shaking it so the stray branches fell to the ground.

"Great Reorx! A black dragon!" The dwarf exclaimed. He noticed a gnome, a warrior from the plains, and a few others in the clearing. They were all standing and looking at the dragon.

"You aren't here for me treasure are you?" The dwarf looked around wearily. When no one said a word, the dwarf stepped closer to the others in the clearing.

"The names, Ballsar Rockhard. If you are all in search of my treasure, you can take a look at my axe...up close and personal." With that, Ballsar pulled a vicious looking battle-axe from his back. "Anyone interested?" He stepped forward and tripped on a exposed tree root.

"Damn that spirits, the last time I drink any before I kill someone!" Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.

SothsWorstNightmare
09/30/2002 5:20 PM

Zeeble got up and looked at everyone and told them all to bow to him before he struck them with lightning when everyone just stared at him with a look that said WTF written all over it, he ripped the biggest greasiest fart in all of Krynn. He burst out laughing and rolling on the ground.

He turned to the plainsman and said "Hey buddy we are still best friends right?" when the plainsman didn't do anything he said "Good that what i thought. We will always be friends forever!"

He looked over at the dwarf and bursted out laughing "He is almost as short as I am!" He shouted. WHO DA MAN???!!!!

eswiftfire
09/30/2002 7:38 PM

King Marderfarker yawned. He was getting bored.

"Eliar Swiftfire!" He roared. "Where are you?"

.... (crickets chirping)

"Damn! He went back to 'Future Fellowship'! Schtolheim Erynius Reinbach! Where are you?"

.... (crickets chirping again)

"Damn! He's probably hiding in a dark room angsting or something. Hate those pretentiously angst-ridden dudes who waste 24 hours of a day thinking about how much their lives sucked. What's the name of the fourth guy... ah yes, Bardus! Where are you?"

.... (crickets chirping x3)

"Hell, guess I'll sing a song then..."

Five scantily-clad dancers appeared behind Ai Mer Beech suddenly. Eliar spat in rage and clapped his hands twice, ten male dwarves in pink dresses pop out from the floorboards and dance a graceful ballet.

"In your dreams man,
Swim very well I can,
Zap you with my lightning,
Until you start crying."

-Eliar Swiftfire in the 'The Future Fellowship'

DarkDalamar20
09/30/2002 7:54 PM

Ballsar Rockhard looked at the flamboyant looking king. His mouth drew down into a frown as dancers, wearing little to nothing, jumped out to sing a sextet with Marderfarker.

He stood up and brushed the dirt off of the front of his pants, and then quickly ran towards the half-naked singers. He hacked the singers apart, spraying their blood all over Marderfarker's pink tights and purple tunic. He hacked the singers until they were little more than stringy peices of jerky.

With a smile, he reached around and pulled a live elephant out of his back pocket. The elephant hooted in joy and started eating the little pieces of singers.

"Good, Eh?" Ballsar Rockhard pet his carnivorous elephant's large trunk. Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.

eswiftfire
09/30/2002 8:30 PM

"You bastard!!!!" King Marderfarker roared in rage, and pulled out his long magical sword. Or enchanted longsword, if you prefer. Hehe. "The one who should chop them to pieces with is ME! ME! ME! I've wanted to test my Mighty Johnson on them**!"


**When he said Mighty Johnson, he was talking about his enchanted sword. cough cough...Eliar spat in rage and clapped his hands twice, ten male dwarves in pink dresses pop out from the floorboards and dance a graceful ballet.

"In your dreams man,
Swim very well I can,
Zap you with my lightning,
Until you start crying."

-Eliar Swiftfire in the 'The Future Fellowship'

DarkDalamar20
09/30/2002 9:00 PM

Marderfarker screamed at Ballsar loudly, his voice sounding like a girlish opera singer. He was waving his "Mighty Johnson" around in the air, shouting something about how size does matter. Ballsar Rockhard smacked his the longsword out of the King's hand where it flew through the air and slammed into a gaping hole in a tree.

"Hey, it fits." Rockhard smiled as he watched the sword quiver back and forth in the tree.

Marderfarker looked at his empty hand like a hobo looks at a jelly doughnut. He began ranting and raving again. All that Ballsar could do was take his carnivorous elephant and put him back in his rear pocket. Marderfarker begain stomping around the camp, waving his frilly undergarments in the air.

"You smacked my 'mighty Johnson'!" The king screamed.

Ballsar walked over to the tree that the "mighty Johnson" was impaled in. He threw the enchanted longsword up in the air. After doing nearly two thousand and fifty seven twirls. The sword fell back to the ground where it slid back into Marderfarker's sheath.

"You're welcome!" said Ballsar Rockhard. Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.

[Edited by DarkDalamar20 on Monday, September 30, 2002 9:04 PM]

SothsWorstNightmare
09/30/2002 10:34 PM

Zeeble watched all this comotion with a stupidfied look on his face and when it all was over he let out the longest loudest burp known to gnome. Then he got up and ran over and smacked Ballsar in the face and yelled "Thats what you get bastard!" than ran back by the dragon and sat down. WHO DA MAN???!!!!

Phobic_rion
10/01/2002 1:03 PM

All this time, Cain sat on the ground, completely knowing about the dancers, Mighty who-or-another, and that crazed dwarf. Not once did he even think to look at them untill Marderfarker made that sqeuulish girly noise.

"You know, I realy...just..kind of..out of curiosity..where is Eswiftfire anyhow??" He looked around curiously. Est always managed to find his way into threads like this, but it seems as though his minions had done his dirty work. He pulled out a book, throwing it at the dwarf full force.

"What with the chopping and the shouting and all I would have thought you retired from the opera!! Refrain!!" He yelled, lowering his voice momentarilly to take a breath. He pulled out his picinic basket.

"Anybody up for some grub? I'ts a magical food basket. Anything you want comes out. And i mean ANYTHJING. So be carefull waht you wish for.." Cain wished for a watermellon, and by Paladine he got a 20 footer.

"Yummy."I hadn't known him well but now i wish I had...
I'll never be able to let it go...never have a life of my own...
Don't worry...you'll be avenged. ~Cain (Unnamed story)

DarkDalamar20
10/01/2002 5:28 PM

A peircing sound filled the air after the mention of grub.

Ballsar reached around and FWOOOP.....pop the carnivorous elephant came back out of his pocket. The large gray thing blew loudly with its trunk again and bounded over to where the magical food basket was sitting on the floor.

FREOOOOOOOOOO, The elephant called. The basket began hopping slighly and POP a Subway coldcut combo popped out of the basket. The elephant gobbled it all up quickly, looking at the owner of the basket with his beady eyes.

"I guess my elephant is a tad hungry," Ballsar smiled.

Rockhard came over and sat next to his elephant and thought long and hard about what he wanted to eat....A naked dwarfmaiden popped out of the basket.

"Reorx!!" Ballsar blushed and pushed the female dwarf back in the basket. After the two legs dissapeared inside the basket, Ballsar looked into the basket appreciatively.

"Quite a basket you have here." He muttered.

FREOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, the elephant sounded in agreement. "AHaa! A blackberry pie!!!....with extra whip cream!" Ballsar said at last..

PoP, a pie flew out and strait at Cain. The pie smacked into his face and knocked him backwards...

"Wow, quite a backhand on that one!" Ballsar roared laughing. Cain just sat up with bits of berry dripping from the end of his nose. Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.

eswiftfire
10/01/2002 8:17 PM

OOC:

Ack! DD! You poopoo head! You describe my actions and put words in mah character's mouth! I hate hate you! I will now start a new thread to ask you to stop doing something like this and have you transform the thread into some sort of 'DD appreciation thread/headquarters'. Just kidding.

IC:

Eliar Swiftfire appeared with a POOF! He noticed some people, including the OTHER spiky haired fellow he always bump into. He waved unenthusiastically to them before turning to King Marderfarker.

"Yo, Beech! We're getting out of here." Eliar said.

"Huh? Why?" King Marderfarker asked.

"You still have anything to do in this thread?"

"... nope." The king frowned.

"Let's go, then."

The two disappeared with a POOF! Eliar spat in rage and clapped his hands twice, ten male dwarves in pink dresses pop out from the floorboards and dance a graceful ballet.

"In your dreams man,
Swim very well I can,
Zap you with my lightning,
Until you start crying."

-Eliar Swiftfire in the 'The Future Fellowship'

DarkDalamar20
10/01/2002 8:29 PM


OOC:

Ack! DD! You poopoo head! You describe my actions and put words in mah character's mouth! I hate hate you! I will now start a new thread to ask you to stop doing something like this and have you transform the thread into some sort of 'DD appreciation thread/headquarters'. Just kidding.


OOC: You can't do that. That would hurt my feelings beyond comprehension. Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.

DarkDalamar20
10/01/2002 10:02 PM

After the two dissapeared into nothingness, Ballsar Rockhard looked around the almost empty clearing.

"I have heard of this, Eliar." He said to his carnivorous elephant. He lifted up one of the huge creatures ears and whispered. "I hear he is kinda of a pansy...I mean, you saw those Marderfarking dancers? How much more proof do you need?"

The elephant let out a loud hoot.

"I know, I know...I think they are too." Ballsar laughed at the elephant's joke.

Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.

SothsWorstNightmare
10/02/2002 11:08 AM

Suddenlt Zeeble (which everyone had seemed to forgotten about) got up and handed Ballsar some exploding gum. He giggled and took his axe and ran around yelling "CHOP CHOP CHOP!!!"

He threw it at the dragon as hard as he could. lucky Zeeble was a pussy and it fell short. Zeeble noticed that he missed the dragon and went on the ground balling and crying like a baby. WHO DA MAN???!!!!

Phobic_rion
10/02/2002 2:37 PM

It's kind of funny, that i managed to look so much like estwiftfire. I never even knew Cain resembled him that much..

Cain looked around, wiping off the pie...and looking around for Marderfarker.

"Now, where di they go..." He looked around, his eyes bugging at the sight of Estwiftfire.

"Well, it seems my accidental counterpart just...ah..dissapeared."

OOC: It was kind of funny that I made up Cain before I ever even knew about estwiftfire....weird. Must have been on the same thought as you..that's freaky..sorry If I'm...like, depriving you of soemthing or.,.whatever. sowwy?I hadn't known him well but now i wish I had...
I'll never be able to let it go...never have a life of my own...
Don't worry...you'll be avenged. ~Cain (Unnamed story)

DarkDalamar20
10/02/2002 7:24 PM

"Swiftfire sshmiftfire," Ballsar mumbled.

Rockhard climbed on top of his carnivorous elephant and rode off into the sunset to the sound of some corny western music. Before the elephant rode off though, it knocked the rider off of the dragon with its trunk.

"Adiosssss, amigos..Adiossss, my friends." Ballsar Rockhard sung in a rich baritone....and the duo faded into the sunset. Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.

QueshuWarrior
10/02/2002 7:37 PM

Suddenly Franko, the rapping ghetto gully dwarf, jumped down from a tree to the center of the clearing.


"Hollllaaaaaaa!!!!!!Slice your throat with ma mo-fo dagga!" Franko took out his daggers, jumped on the confused tribesman and cut off his head.
" I cut that motha f*#KA like a bi)%CH! WORD UP! Momma betta make me some pancakes!!! HOLLLLLAAA!!!"If your expecting a kick in the balls and you get a slap in the face, its a victory!

[Edited by QueshuWarrior on Wednesday, October 2, 2002 7:39 PM]

eswiftfire
10/02/2002 7:49 PM

OOC:


"Hollllaaaaaaa!!!!!!Slice your throat with ma mo-fo dagga!" Franko took out his daggers, jumped on the confused tribesman and cut off his head.
" I cut that motha f*#KA like a bi)%CH! WORD UP! Momma betta make me some pancakes!!! HOLLLLLAAA!!!"


LOL at this and the other posts. Wonder how Simon would reply?

Nah, Eliar and Cain may both have spiky hair, but I'm sure their attitudes are totally different.Eliar spat in rage and clapped his hands twice, ten male dwarves in pink dresses pop out from the floorboards and dance a graceful ballet.

"In your dreams man,
Swim very well I can,
Zap you with my lightning,
Until you start crying."

-Eliar Swiftfire in the 'The Future Fellowship'

simon
10/02/2002 7:58 PM

OOC: well i suppose this thread kind of went to shit. what do you all thinkI've walked into the fires of Hate, stared into the eyes of Pain, fought off
the minions of Sorrow and slew the demons of Fear, anyone else wanna try their luck with this Dark Child?

eswiftfire
10/03/2002 5:12 AM


OOC: well i suppose this thread kind of went to shit. what do you all think


OOC: Depends, if you're one of those self-proclaimed veteran RPers who respects the so-called integrity put into stories and HATE crazy humor threads and somehow HATE players for being too imaginative. Yeah, it went to shit.

Otherwise, I think this is just the beginning of a totally insane thread.Eliar spat in rage and clapped his hands twice, ten male dwarves in pink dresses pop out from the floorboards and dance a graceful ballet.

"In your dreams man,
Swim very well I can,
Zap you with my lightning,
Until you start crying."

-Eliar Swiftfire in the 'The Future Fellowship'

DarkDalamar20
10/03/2002 8:41 AM

Ballsar Rockhard rode through the scorching desert on the back of his elephant. The sun beat down from high above, looking like a large rubber ball that was aflame. Rockhard thought long and hard about what brought him in this direction. Marderfarker? Nah! This Swiftfire? Could be. There was something about that flamboyant looking person that made his wiskers quiver.

Ballsar's lips were parched. He desperatly needed a drink of water. But all that surrounded him was scorching sand and the occasional circus midget. There was nothing in this wasteland. It wasn't until his elephant let out a loud screech that Ballsar realized that he was being followed. He turned around and looked over his shoulder, but didn't see anything but the footprints left by his large companion.

"What is it, Santa?" He asked the elephant while playing with one of its large ears. (Santa being the elephant's name).

Santa screeched again and lifted its tail quickly, bringing with it something that was holding on with dear life. The figure flew through the air and finally landed on the elephants back behind Ballsar. Rockhard stood up on the elephants back and walked towards the back were the figure lay sprawled out like a wet pair of underwear.

"YOU! What are you doing here?" Ballsar looked down and flipped over the small figure. It was the gnome. Yes, the same gnome that was in the clearing with the dragon. He smacked the gnome on the back of the head and then walked back to his seat behind the elephants head.

The gnome just sputtered and laid there calmly. It wasn't until something happened. Something so strange that it changed Ballsar's life forever.

"Like, you heard the dwarf. Like, you aren't going to be riding with him on my back, like." Santa said in a voice that sounded much like a teenage valley girl.

Ballsar looked at the elephant, then back at the gnome, then returned his gaze to the elephant, then lookd back at the gnome, then back at the elephant again. "When did you learn how to talk?" he finally managed to sputter. Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.

QueshuWarrior
10/03/2002 2:44 PM

" Whats with the pansy elephant BROTHAAAAA!!!" Franko was sitting next to Ballsar. " What you starin at bro, Ma BLING BLING?" Franko held the large necklace around his neck. " Im gonna kill dat MOTHA GNOME ANY SECOND NOW!!! This homophobe aint PLAYIN! And dont let the size fool you. I'll bust ya cap homes!!!"If your expecting a kick in the balls and you get a slap in the face, its a victory!

eswiftfire
10/03/2002 6:34 PM

Schtolheim Erynius Reinbach appeared in a poof! A tragically handsome swordsman with long blonde hair. He watched everyone with sorrow and grief, which somehow, made him even better-looking than before.

"This is not my place." He finally said in a soft angsty voice, yet everyone could hear him clearly. For he had spent every single night writing and singing songs of pain and sadness about his dark mysterious past.

Taking a few steps forward, his movements so fluid that he made an elf look clumsy, and also inspired a 500-verse poem.

Then, he repeated again, bowing his head in grief. "No, this is definitely not my place."

POOF! The handsome swordsman disappeared. Eliar spat in rage and clapped his hands twice, ten male dwarves in pink dresses pop out from the floorboards and dance a graceful ballet.

"In your dreams man,
Swim very well I can,
Zap you with my lightning,
Until you start crying."

-Eliar Swiftfire in the 'The Future Fellowship'

SothsWorstNightmare
10/03/2002 8:08 PM

Zeeble was bored so he pulled out a man eating kangaroo out of his hair. And threw it at ballsar and started laughing. WHO DA MAN???!!!!

DarkDalamar20
10/03/2002 10:00 PM

Ballsar threw a bacon whopper with cheese towards the crazy gnome. The man-eating kangaroo stopped in mid-jump and turned around to chase after the burger. The gnome and the kangaroo crashed into each other and fell off of the elephant onto the dusty ground.

Ballsar could only laugh as the two wrestled on the ground in a dusty wwf smackdown. The bacon whopper with cheese was finally consumed by the ravenous kangaroo and the thing went hopping off into a heat mirage.

"Bye, ladies!" Ballsar laughed and rode off on his elephant. Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.

Phobic_rion
10/14/2002 7:20 AM

OOC: Est, I'm very fascinated over this. Hmm...very closeified....hmm. What's his age..that kind of deal, I'll compare and do a lovely contrast. Too much Honors English...ehh. Oh well, give a good description and I'll see just how similar these two are. (don't mind me. just gabbing as usual)I hadn't known him well but now i wish I had...
I'll never be able to let it go...never have a life of my own...
Don't worry...you'll be avenged. ~Cain (Unnamed story)

eswiftfire
10/15/2002 5:13 AM


OOC: Est, I'm very fascinated over this. Hmm...very closeified....hmm. What's his age..that kind of deal, I'll compare and do a lovely contrast. Too much Honors English...ehh. Oh well, give a good description and I'll see just how similar these two are. (don't mind me. just gabbing as usual)


OOC: Who? What? Eliar spat in rage and clapped his hands twice, ten male dwarves in pink dresses pop out from the floorboards and dance a graceful ballet.

"In your dreams man,
Swim very well I can,
Zap you with my lightning,
Until you start crying."

-Eliar Swiftfire in the 'The Future Fellowship'

Laurana_Kanan
10/16/2002 3:16 PM

Laina McDungshuwii suddenly dropped down out of the sky on the back of a golden dragon. "I have come to subjugate you all!" she said, looking very imposing and also very naked except for a tiara. "Bow before your new ruler- Empress Laina McDungshuwii!" She then slid off the dragon and drew her sword out of the saddle, holding it in front of her well-formed, glistening, golden body. "All those who do not shall taste my steel!"

eswiftfire
10/16/2002 9:21 PM

Eliar appears with a POOF!. And STARES at Laina.

"Holy... sh..."

Fountains of blood erupted from his nose.

He passes out.Eliar spat in rage and clapped his hands twice, ten male dwarves in pink dresses pop out from the floorboards and dance a graceful ballet.

"In your dreams man,
Swim very well I can,
Zap you with my lightning,
Until you start crying."

-Eliar Swiftfire in the 'The Future Fellowship'

Leandra
10/17/2002 1:02 PM

A Blue-cloaked figure emerges from the shadows and grabs the unconscious Eliar Swiftfire by the collar.

"Hey you! Swiftfire wake up!" she growls smacking him across the head with her handy dandy notebook.

"I have a bone to pick with you, come on, wake wake wake!!" she pokes him in the nose repeatedly with her handy dandy pencil trying to get him to open his eyes.I dream of the night, I dream of the moon.
I woke from this sleep, but far much to soon.

Leandra
10/17/2002 1:47 PM

……but nothing happens.He's still out cold.

“Ok then wise guy, you asked for it.” The blue cloaked figure drops Swiftfire and and sits on him tearing a page from her notebook. She licks the tip of her handy dandy pencil and begins to scribble something down.

* * *

Dear Swiftfire,

Do not think that just because I do not appear every time you cause trouble that I am not watching you.
Lately I have noticed you excessively using the power of “Poof” to appear and disappear wherever you please. This does not please me. The “Poof” power is copyrighted to me and me only. If you look carefully at the cloud left behind just as you “Poof” you’ll notice a © 2002 The Blue-Cloaked Figure stamped on it in ink. Because of your illegal use of this power, you can be fined up to $50,000 steel. But instead I’ve decided to be kind and leave this enchanted 25 pound rusted Iron Anti-Poofing collar around your neck until you learn how to behave and not steal other peoples magic transportation spells, you horrid little thief you! Thank you for understanding.

-The Blue-Cloaked Figure

P.S. You horrid little thief you!


* * *

“That should just about do it.” She sighed as she scotch taped the note to Eliars shirt.
Reaching into her blue cloak, she pulls out an old iron collar with the words “Poof-no-More” Etched around the band, and locks it around his neck.

She stands up and in a “Poof” (© 2002 The Blue-Cloaked Figure) she disappears.
I dream of the night, I dream of the moon.
I woke from this sleep, but far much to soon.



[Edited by Leandra on Thursday, October 17, 2002 1:57 PM]

Laurana_Kanan
10/17/2002 2:39 PM

OOC: BTW, how do you get those nice pretty pictures up next to your name?

BIC:"C'mon!" yelled Laina. "The first to surrender I will give the honor of groveling before me and kissing the ring upon my hand!"

eswiftfire
10/17/2002 7:19 PM

OOC:
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BIC:

Eliar Swiftfire woke up and heard what Laina said. (And being the perv he was, he didn't even notice the iron collar around his neck and the note taped on his shirt.

"Aw, baby!" Eliar grinned at Laina. "I don't want to just kiss the ring upon your hand. I'm a wizard with godlike powers, surely you can gimme a bigger reward if I grovel before ya!"

Then, he finally noticed the BCW's note. "Aha! Just what I need!"

He used it to blow his nose. Eliar spat in rage and clapped his hands twice, ten male dwarves in pink dresses pop out from the floorboards and dance a graceful ballet.

"In your dreams man,
Swim very well I can,
Zap you with my lightning,
Until you start crying."

-Eliar Swiftfire in the 'The Future Fellowship'

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