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07/07/2000 7:15 PM

Sign outside reads: The One-Armed Kender

Welcome Travellers

Please leave weapons, whores and marriage partners OUTSIDE.

*Barkeep, one Tika Majere by name, stands outside yelling:*

"New Tavern, Good Tavern, Cheap Tavern...

Auction of magical items held here today!"

06/24/2000 7:45 PM

A shimmer appears and soon turn into a portal. Out steps a mage. He wears black, silver and midnight blue robes. He has silver hair past his shoulders and penetrating ice blue eyes. He appears to be about 23. In his hand he holds a staff with a silver claw clutching a black sphere on top. "Hello there. Did I here something about an auction of magical items?"

06/25/2000 3:40 PM

Aestas steps into the sunny bar, admiring the vast and many windows. She pulls her black cowl back and runs a hand absently through her long sunflower hair. She casts her deep brown eyes across the room, where they fix on Tarohl.

06/25/2000 3:41 PM

Honey brown topknot swirls around his face as the kender stops, hearing that magical items will be auctioned off. Sparkling chestnut eyes dart around the mage now standing in the doorway. "Hmm, magical items uh..this could be interesting." Slides past the mage absently tying a new pouch onto his belt.

06/25/2000 3:42 PM

a young woman looks into the bar looking for magical items.

'Ineed what ever you got.'

06/25/2000 5:43 PM

Leana Nightbreeze slips quietly inside, quickly taking people and features in the room. Seeing the kender, she snaps her fingers and most of her pouches disappear.

"Magical items? I'm interested. Say how're the dwarven spirits around here?"

06/25/2000 6:01 PM

Dwarven spirits are great here.

First item...The staff of Fisandantilus, price starting at 200 pp.

*Kit looks around expectantly*

06/25/2000 6:01 PM

Aestas draws Leana aside, this being the only way she knows to talk to her.
"I talked to my mother last night,
we had a huge fight.
She said a lot of things that were really bad, and if she calls again tonight they will not let her talk to me,
and i am in "very fragile emotional condition". she said that she was going
to put me in a "place where i will be locked up" if i
don't shape up,
i want come back but i don't think i can because i am afraid of her,
please don't say nething of this to anyone, i think i might stay here.

remember, i trust you."

Aestas gets it all out in one breath and leans against the wall.


06/25/2000 6:59 PM

Tarohl flicks his wrist and his pouch is back in his hand. Raising his hand, "I'll take it. I'll give you more if need be."

06/25/2000 10:53 PM

a voice is heard at the back of the room 300 gold pp

06/27/2000 5:46 AM


06/27/2000 6:01 PM

800! going once!

06/27/2000 6:13 PM

"820," Aestas threads her way to the front, scowling at those who try to get in her way.

06/27/2000 8:32 PM


06/27/2000 8:52 PM

How about a diamond the size of a basketball?

06/27/2000 9:40 PM

How about a dragon's hoard in gold?

06/28/2000 8:37 AM

This diamond alone is more that most hoards. It is perfectly cut.

06/28/2000 2:33 PM

After mentally resolving to meet this handsome and affluent member of her thaumaturgic caste, Aestas pulls out of the crowd and draws her black cowl over her gold hair.
She walks out into the pouring rain and stands there, watching the horizon.

06/28/2000 3:33 PM

*thinks about the item for a minute.*

It's only the Staff of Fistandantilus? Bah! I withdraw my offer.

*leaves the auction*

06/28/2000 3:44 PM

Price before Pyranthus withdrew his offer, 1200pp:

(OCC Pyranthus: you are no longer welcome in my bar! Unless you apologise)

06/28/2000 3:48 PM

(ooc please get my name right it is Pyranthas and what do I need to appologize for?)

06/28/2000 7:09 PM

Just to let all know. Money has no meaning to me.

06/28/2000 7:18 PM

(OCC Sorry PYRANTHAS... And you owe me an apology for not frigging saving me at misfits. I sure as hell asked enough!!)


06/28/2000 9:26 PM

(ooc You were turned over the the clerics of Paladine and I do not interfere with the cleric's. I am a loyal follower of Paladine and I do not save woman who sell the bodies or even pose to sell their bodies to save me. But if it make you feel better, I am sorry. Also what is this "I love you" stuff u said to me. I dont even know you. I know I am good looking an all but i didnt expect people to fall in love with me that quickly and why did you and Nadja gang up on Autumn and then you too targeted me. I would like to know why you went to me. You could of had Gunthar.)

06/29/2000 2:10 PM

hehehe, this bar is going to be called the one-armed Pyranthas if she reads that...

but i digress

06/29/2000 9:32 PM

*sits akimbo on the dirty floor and chomps down on her rootbeer popsicle*

"I wuv soap opawas, don't wu?" looks around the room and grins mischievously.

06/29/2000 10:17 PM

220000 gold pieces and that is my final offer.
Love concurs all

06/29/2000 10:20 PM

220,000 gold! That is nothing! Platnium is worth far more than gold you know!

06/29/2000 10:23 PM

OOC- py go to Hades

ok then 220,000,000platnium
Love concurs all

06/30/2000 6:25 AM

Hey, no more fighting? all i saw was a half-hearted Go-To-Hades, can't you do better than that? Jerry! Jerry!

06/30/2000 11:04 AM

OOC-OK then here goes. Py you mother F%%ker no good sonof a bastrd can go to hell for all i care.

Love concurs all

06/30/2000 11:18 AM

(ooc- That was not very nice? What did I do in this post to you except for mention that platium is more than gold. Oh your so mean! *smirks*)

06/30/2000 1:14 PM

ooc: Well, whether you deserved it or not, it was still a cool insult.

06/30/2000 6:30 PM

OOC- I know i am just very angry at myself right now. i am not in the best of moods.

Love concurs all

06/30/2000 6:34 PM

ooc: Nadja what's wrong? Share with us. *Grins at Aestas*

06/30/2000 6:39 PM

OOC- I am having family problems i want to run away and shit. I shouldn't bring my problems in here.

Love concurs all

06/30/2000 6:39 PM

OOC- I am having family problems i want to run away and shit. I shouldn't bring my problems in here.

*looks at the bar owner*

"Can i bring my husband in here?"

Love concurs all

06/30/2000 7:12 PM

800,000,000 platinum
-$ has no meaning to me

07/01/2000 3:18 PM

an endless bag of Platinum for that staff $has no meaning to me either

Love concurs all

07/01/2000 8:36 PM

It's only the Staff of Fistandantilus. It's not that much.

(ooc I forgive you Nadja)

07/01/2000 8:41 PM

Hey, family problems? Wow, i know about that....but i don't get this feeling about wanting to run and shit....i mean, the run part...yeah...but...shit?

Honey, the only thing that can help you now is Charmin!

07/01/2000 11:37 PM


"I apologise for any inconveniece to you drunks!"
occ:Pyranthas ...YOU WILL DIE!!

"The bar will open shortly.......
demon woman

"free beers for all!!!!...."(but only for short time......sorry time over)*kITIARA SMILES EVILY*

YOURS TRULY..your worst nightmare DEMON WOMAN

occ....this is actually Kitiara's Older cousin....she is on the fone screaming at me not to write this message!.......oh well

07/01/2000 11:46 PM

"ur all worm eating insects"


07/02/2000 12:54 PM



07/03/2000 3:45 PM

actually what I said was targeted at kit or her cousin or who ever not you.

07/03/2000 3:51 PM


so kit or her cousin or who ever are you gonna TAKE THAT?

07/03/2000 8:56 PM

"NO I AM NOT GUNNA TAKE THAT!!!!!!.........."

still the cousin

.....*Kitiara's Cousin..slams Pyrantha's up against the wall!*

"this bar is now Open"
"pyranthas your wife is a draconian!"....."and she's also my mistress"

07/03/2000 9:01 PM

Not very good of you do to that considering i am a grandmaster sworsman.

*Kitiara's Cousin finds her head on the ground as it is cliced from her neck like butter with Pyranthas's vorpal sword.*

07/03/2000 9:07 PM

*Kits cousin...who happens to be a MALE you fool picks up HIS head and tucks it undr HIS armpit and leaves the var with some emasure od dignite*

*hmm i feel distructive......wonders were pyrantherises place is??*

07/03/2000 9:14 PM

(you didnt specify the sex)

07/03/2000 9:18 PM

Autumn Bronzeblade glides in thru the door, quiet and swift and goes to Pyranthas, "You forgot your lunch bucket dear. Look, there is milk, chop suey, and a big slice of pie!" kisses him hard on the lips and skips back home.

"Have a good day at work!" she hollars back laughingly.

07/03/2000 9:23 PM

from Kit and Cousin

"keep your whores out Pyranthas"
occ:take a look at her stats pyranthas you petofile she's only seven years old

07/03/2000 9:27 PM

(ooc She is? Are you sure she's not fooling joking? Would a seven year old actually know a lot of the stuff she knows about? Some how I do not think so.)

*kisses Autumn*

Thank you love.

07/03/2000 9:29 PM


you need to work on your sense of humor Kit

07/03/2000 9:34 PM

My wife in not a whore.

07/03/2000 9:35 PM

" nah dumass.....u think??'

Kits cousin

07/03/2000 9:40 PM

"You spelled dumb ass wrong."

07/03/2000 9:45 PM

"sorry i didnt no this was common class"

occ:just for the record its "spelt not "spelled"..."Dumbass"

07/03/2000 9:50 PM

"nah she's not a whore..she just really really likes alot of people"
"cant blame a Gal for bein friendly now can we Pyranthas"

07/03/2000 9:55 PM

*with in a few quick movements oh his hand, Kitiara is lying on the ground cut into three peices.*

Do not talk about my wife that way.

*Pyranthas then walks out of the bar and then walks to the harbor and boards his ship and sails away.*

07/03/2000 9:55 PM

OOC pick up a dictionary. spelt is an alternative to spelled.

07/04/2000 12:35 AM

*Walks up to the Kit character and kicks it in the a$$.*


Love concurs all

07/04/2000 1:32 AM

"ahhaha twas not Kit " "it was kits cousin"..."she doesnt even no im doin this"

"apologies to all"

07/04/2000 3:50 AM

You are responsible for the use (unauthorized or not) of your account. Please keep that in mind, even if you're just across the room on the phone.

Also please watch your language (not directed at anyone in particular, but at everyone involved and you know who you are). This thread got WAY too far out of hand.

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07/04/2000 5:05 PM

"You know what...You can bye the staff." Dissapears and than reappears with the same staff. "I just went forward in time and bought the staff after you all died."

07/07/2000 1:55 AM

(OCC- I am posting this on behalf of Kitiara. I am the father of the person who was responsible for Kitiara being suspended. As his father I would greatly appreciate it if you could e-mail me a transcript of what my son said or did that resulted in Kitiaras suspension. Please e-mail me at laraura@bigpond.net.au

07/07/2000 7:15 PM

(ooc-I fell that this needs to be said to get a point across and I will be the person to say it: It is a sad day when we cannot come into a forum where we are supposed to have fun maturely without our parents having to come in here to settle things. Paladine should not even have to post anything in these forums having to deal with behavorial problems but I guess that is what the world is coming to. Thanks I feel better ;-))

Good cannot out-think evil because evil thinks of things good cannot think of.

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