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PrincessCasandra09
09/08/2002 5:15 PM

(( I promise this one will survive!!! Ok, this post is based on Robin Hood, and my chara is Maria, his daughter Anyone cna join!!!! Please post!!!))

Maria walked through the forest twon her father built, looking for her friends. (( People join here!!))I am the one the call the Princess. To you, I am your worst nightmare

Lady_Kylie_Starglow
09/08/2002 7:56 PM

The irrepressable kender Amburrtail Lockpicker, known far and wide as Amburrtail Buttpicker, skipped through the forest town that Robin Hood had built. Her mahogany topknot bounced as she whistled a merry tune and skipped along the past.

Her whistle escaped her lips as a quiet puff of air as she saw.....

Her next target.

It was Maria, Robin's daughter. She was all alone, and unguarded.

Amburrtail's green eyes narrowed slyly. As quiet as only a kender could be, she snuck up behing Maria and gave her a massive wedgie.

"I am Amburrtail Buttpicker, the Mother of all Wedgies! Famous kender prankster, champion of good humour, expert chicken-plucker, dragon slayer, and wedgie-puller extraordinaire!" she announced loudly, before skipping away into the woods, giggling.
Peace and terror all in one, My future life has just begun.....

eswiftfire
09/09/2002 9:40 PM

Suddenly, four figures walk in. Each of them carrying weapons.

"Hmm..." Eliar frowns, putting down his wooden mallet. "There doesn't seem to be any princesses here."

"How unfortunate... I was hoping that someone would face the wrath of my MAGICAL SWORD!" King Ai Mer Beech von Marderfarker shakes his head and sheathes his magical sword, Mighty Johnson.

"..." Schtolheim replied, a look of pure sorrow on his tragically handsome features, making him even more handsome before. He puts down the sharp pointed stick he was carrying.

Bardus, because no one even remembers and cares about him ever since he died that sad tragic death in the Red Rose Inn, just put his weapon away... whatever it is. I don't care.

"Oh, what the heck, this gag is getting old anyway." Eliar said.

They turn around and leave.
Eliar spat in rage and clapped his hands twice, ten male dwarves in pink dresses pop out from the floorboards and dance a graceful ballet.

"In your dreams man,
Swim very well I can,
Zap you with my lightning,
Until you start crying."

-Eliar Swiftfire in the 'The Future Fellowship'

Lady_Kylie_Starglow
09/10/2002 8:06 AM

Amburrtail skipped up to the four men.

"Hullo!" she said cheerfully. "I'm Amburrtail Lockpicker, also known as Amburrtail Buttpicker. Can I join your princess-hunting party? I've got lots of dumb and utterly useless weapons." Amburrtail upended her pouches, spilling their contents on the ground. "I've got a metal crowbar, a toasting fork, a wooden spoon, and a Spork. I used to hunt dragons, but hunting princesses would be fun. Oh, and I pull the best wedgies in all Krynn! Or at least the gnomes said, when they came after me with their death ray gun. You see, one of the gnomes' Life Quest is to find the Mother of All Wedgies and destroy her, and apparently they think that I'm the Mother of All Wedgies, so they confronted me at this Harvest Ball, where - hey! - I think I saw you guys there too! And I was the one that gave the princess a really big wedgie!

Shoving all her possessions back in her pouches, Amburrtail grinned. "So can I join?"

Peace and terror all in one, My future life has just begun.....

Alanded
09/10/2002 8:43 AM

OOC: Are you actually saying you want to JOIN our Unholy Alliance (TM)????I'm tired about all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want -an adorable pancreas?

Jean Kerr, The Snake has all the Lines, 1958

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

Groucho Marx

Kitiara99
09/10/2002 3:33 PM

Lyra Dingbat, kung-fu kender extraordinaire, cartwheeled through the village. "Hiiiiiii Yeee!" she screeched, eliciting weird looks from passersby. "Is that yonder princess I spy?" She peered closely at Robin Hood's daughter, then noticed the group standing next to her.

"Why hullo. Name's Lyra Dingbat. Are you good chaps up to something?"*Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip!* :D:D:D:D:D:D

Phobic_rion
09/10/2002 4:29 PM

Cain the mage walked through quietly, eyeballing the crowd of nervous onlookers as he passed them. He pulled his hood down, examining the people, and that girl who he'd seen WAY too many times.

"At it again are we? Hmm..fascinating. Well, I'll just put it this way. Since you ignored me in the first one, I'd like to have revenge, but. I can wait. It'll happen eventually..try coming up with something original." He skickered, whisping away after Eliar. This was way out of his field anyhow.Life is far to short to waste.....life every day like it was your last....
die without regrets....
don't ever let life pass you by...
It's far too precious.....

Lady_Kylie_Starglow
09/10/2002 7:01 PM


OOC: Are you actually saying you want to JOIN our Unholy Alliance (TM)????


OOC: Of course! I am the embodiment of Unholiness, mwahahahahahahaha!

Just kidding. Of course I want to join. You guys are fun, and a little princess-hunting will do wonders for my pent up work frustrations.

Peace and terror all in one, My future life has just begun.....

Lady_Kylie_Starglow
09/10/2002 7:07 PM

"Hullo Lyra," Amburrtail said, extending her hand. "I'm Amburrtail Lockpicker, also known as Amburrtail Buttpicker, the Mother Of All Wedgies. What have you got in your pouches?"

Amburrtail and Lyra settled themselves in the middle of the path and emptied their pouches, oooh-ing and aahhhh-ing over bits and bobs in each other's posession.

"Anyway, ignore that girl over there, she's not really a princess. Her dad just stole a bunch of stuff from rich people and now he's famous for something or other. Doesn't he know that stealing is very very wrong? Anyway, these people over here are princess hunters. They chase after the same princess and in each thread they kill her with useless, primitive weapons. I've decided to join them. Do you want to join, too? You'll have to find a useless weapon too, though."Peace and terror all in one, My future life has just begun.....

eswiftfire
09/11/2002 9:22 AM

OOC: Well, if PrincessCassandra is really serious with this thread, and is goin to post something to let it stay alive, I think we should give her a chance.

If not. This thread will die in 3 days.

IC:

"Yeah, but there're no princesses around." Eliar said, frowning. "No way for me to do my 'and the world rejoices' schtick!"

"Well, I can imitate one." Bardus said. He puts on a blonde wig. "Me mighty princess! Come and join me in the war! I am all-powerful and perfect! You are all second fiddle to me! While you fight for me and hear me give totally unsurpassed battle plans, you must also let me kiss you passionately. Of course, I kiss others passionately too! People I don't like! I ignore! When he tries to make story deeper, me kill him! Yippee!"

Schtolheim, with a tragic look of sorrow on his tragically yet sorrowful handsome face, stabs Bardus repeatedly with his pointed stick.

"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!"

Note:
Bardus is not as famous as the other three due to his limited screentime in the 'Red Rose Inn' thread. Here's the sad tragic post with him in it.


Bardus, the young man's comical expression was replaced by a look of true genuine sorrow. "Mya, I am very happy to see you again, but the time is up for us. Although I don't want it to end, I understand now... no matter how beautiful it seems, or how happy we are... it's all just an illusion. Humans can't live in dreams. You might've forgotten who I am... but it doesn't matter for me anymore, because every minute, every second of memories I made with you will always be mine......and I will keep all these memories locked up, here in my heart, forever."

He took out something from his pocket and handed it to Mya before stepping backwards with a sad smile.

"In the future, you might meet someone who looks like me, act like me... but he is not me."

And then, he was ran down by an exotic-looking caravan. Blood splattered around.

That wasn't all.

A stampeding herd of rabbits HOPPED past the dead corpse.


Yup. After that, his most beloved Mya went over to wait for some other guy so that she can kiss him passionately. Poor Bardus.

Anyway... the exotic-looking caravan that killed Bardus is... heh, figure it out yourself.
Eliar spat in rage and clapped his hands twice, ten male dwarves in pink dresses pop out from the floorboards and dance a graceful ballet.

"In your dreams man,
Swim very well I can,
Zap you with my lightning,
Until you start crying."

-Eliar Swiftfire in the 'The Future Fellowship'

PrincessCasandra09
09/11/2002 4:18 PM

Maria walked over to the crowd. " So, what is my new band of warroiors doing today?" she said, giving each a look. " Come, father wishes to speak to you.I am the one the call the Princess. To you, I am your worst nightmare

Kitiara99
09/11/2002 4:30 PM

OOC: I want to join! *Jumps up and down waving her hands* Pick me! Pick me! *Remembers she's already a part of the Unholy Alliance (TM) and shuts up*

IC: "Useless, primitive weapons, eh? I'll have to think about that one..." Lyra responded. "Ya think this would do?" Lyra dug around in her pouches and pulled out a hexagonal-shaped object. It was the blueish purple color of a day old bruise, and had some random knobs sticking out of it.

"A gnome gave to to me. I think its a gnomish throwing star. I like throwing stars, they're the only weapons I use, besides of course my own kung-fu skills. Hiiiii Yeee!" She added for emphasis. I think that's my most interesting pouch find.... I traded with another kender a few days ago but I seem to have misplaced most of my items. Hope this princess-thief didn't steal them. Not that I mind, but stealing is an awfully bad bad thing. One of my friends told me there's a village in Solamnia where they disembowel kenders for stealing. With a rusty fork. Now as interesting as that might be, I think its awfully harsh. So I'm avoiding Solamnia until I get a bit older and feel like dying." She paused for a second to take a breath, then continued with a resounding,

"What have you got in your pouches?"*Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip!* :D:D:D:D:D:D

eswiftfire
09/11/2002 6:53 PM

Eliar wondered for a while whether that girl was talking to him or not. Realizing that it made no difference, Eliar replied anyway. "Nope. I'm sure you'll find some other warriors. Good luck with your quest/mission/whatever anyway." Then, turning to the others. "Let's get out of here. All of us will be in 'OOC:eswiftfire' if you need us."

With a snap of his fingers, Eliar, Schtolheim, King Ai Mer Beech von Marderfarker and Bardus disappeared with a POOF! Eliar spat in rage and clapped his hands twice, ten male dwarves in pink dresses pop out from the floorboards and dance a graceful ballet.

"In your dreams man,
Swim very well I can,
Zap you with my lightning,
Until you start crying."

-Eliar Swiftfire in the 'The Future Fellowship'


[Edited by eswiftfire on Wednesday, September 11, 2002 7:00 PM]

Lady_Kylie_Starglow
09/11/2002 7:39 PM

Amburrtail looked up at Maria from where she was sitting on the ground. "Why on earth would we want to be YOUR warriors? You're the daughter of a theif, and stealing is BAD! Tell your father if he wants to beg us for our help, he has to come talk to us himself. I'm my own warrior...or rather, I'm my own kender, though I don't think I'm all kender because apparently my great-grandfather was part elf, I think."

Amburrtail turned back to Lyra. "Let's see, what DO I have in my pouches? Well, these are my useless weapons - a metal crowbar, a wooden spoon, and a Spork. Sporks really are amazing tools. You see, its mostly a spoon, but it has these little tips on the top like a fork. So you can eat soup, and still stab things with it. Not only is it amazing, but its also very magical. Yes sirree, this is the Kender Spork of Thief-Slaying. I've never slain a thief before though...what do you think would happen? Actually, I once accidently poked another kender with it, and he got all stiff and white and fell on the ground and wouldn't move, no matter how many more times I poked him with it." Amburrtail's eyes widened, and she looked at Maria. "Actually, tell your father to come here for a second...he's a thief, and I bet if I poked him with my magical Kender Spork of Thief-Slaying, he would get slayed in a pretty swell way!"Peace and terror all in one, My future life has just begun.....

Phobic_rion
09/12/2002 2:52 PM

Cain came back quickly following after the hullarious dork who had just run in and out again, then looked back at the princess...who wasn't a princess but would probably be revealed to be one soon...whatever.

"My goddness, it's one thing..but that was quite another..Eliar, would you wait for me already?!Life is far to short to waste.....life every day like it was your last....
die without regrets....
don't ever let life pass you by...
It's far too precious.....

Kitiara99
09/12/2002 2:58 PM

Lyra stared in awe at the kender Spork of Thief Slaying. "Wanna got try it out?" She asked in an awestruck voice.*Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip!* :D:D:D:D:D:D

Lady_Kylie_Starglow
09/12/2002 7:14 PM

Amburrtail grinned proudly. "Yes, let's see if we can slay a thief with it! Maria, where is your father? We're going to try to slay him with the Kender Spork of Thief-Slaying!"

"Oh yeah," she added, digging around in her pouches, "I have a whole bunch of sporks! Uncle Tas gave me a whole bunch of him, right before he shot himself off to the moon...or was that Uncle Trapspringer? Anyway, I have a whole bunch of them...this one is the Kender Spork of Dragon-Slaying, and this is the Kender Spork of Gender Change, and here we have the Kender Spork of Magical Teleportation."

Amburrtail's hands came out of her pouches, holding fistfuls of sporks. "Oh, wait a minute...if Robin Hood is around, then there must be a King John too! I have a Kender Spork of Men-named-John Slaying as well! We can go slay Robin Hood, and then go find a guy named John - I think there is a prince named John - and we can slay him too! We'll be Kender Spork Slayers!"
Peace and terror all in one, My future life has just begun.....

Kitiara99
09/12/2002 7:38 PM

"Wahoo!" Kyra shreeked. "We'll be the kender spork-slayers of doom! Amburrtail the mother of all wedgies, and Lyra the kung fu kender! Hiiii-yeeee!"

Lyra did handsprings in circles around Maria, shouted Hiiii-yeee an awful lot and making jabbin motions with the Kender Spork of Toilet Clogging, which she'd managed to grab out Amburrtail's pouches.*Shut up, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip!* :D:D:D:D:D:D

eswiftfire
09/14/2002 10:19 AM

"If this thread drops to page 3, the world shall rejoice." Eliar said cryptically, popping out suddenly from... nowhere in particular.

"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" King Ai Mer Beech von Marderfarker XIV mwaha'd.

Bardus bumps into Amburrtail while she's holding the Spork of Gender Change... and stays a man. (I wonder why...)

The three disappear with a POOF!... again.

Schtolheim appears.

"Oh, they're gone already? I didn't even get to say my lines." He shrugs and disappears. Eliar spat in rage and clapped his hands twice, ten male dwarves in pink dresses pop out from the floorboards and dance a graceful ballet.

"In your dreams man,
Swim very well I can,
Zap you with my lightning,
Until you start crying."

-Eliar Swiftfire in the 'The Future Fellowship'

eswiftfire
09/24/2002 8:48 PM

Eliar appears with a POOF! and for no reason at all speaks in a German accent (been speaking too much to a certain male dancer in his talk show)

"Ah. It seems dat dis thread is dead. Vere iz everybuddy?" Eliar spat in rage and clapped his hands twice, ten male dwarves in pink dresses pop out from the floorboards and dance a graceful ballet.

"In your dreams man,
Swim very well I can,
Zap you with my lightning,
Until you start crying."

-Eliar Swiftfire in the 'The Future Fellowship'

Alanded
09/25/2002 6:05 AM


"Ah. It seems dat dis thread is dead. Vere iz everybuddy?"


A few moments passed, then a couple more dropped in for tea, biscuits and a nice little chat.

"I say, old bean, this is all getting really droll isn't it?" one moment said to another.

"Quite right. Dashedly annoying all this lollylagging and abandonment going on. People just don't appreciate time anymore," another moment said, polishing his monocle.

"Blame it on the Torys. Its always the Torys. That's why I always vote Labour." Yet another moment interjected as it reaced for a biscuit and bit into it. "I say this is really good. I've always been partial to ginger shortbread. Pity there aren't any scones. I like scones. Macadamian nuts too."

"Tea isn't bad either. Darjeeling?" The first moment said.

"It's Oolong my dear." A moment that had been silent up to now spoke up. There was an embarassed look to it. "This is simply terrible. Next you'll be mistaking Earl Grey for Japanese Green tea."

"Well, I can't help making a mistake with the light being so poor and all right? What the deuce is wrong with the sun today." The first moment replied, sounding hurt.

"Don't you know, there's an Apocalypse coming." The third moment said.

"Hey there!" The Apocalypse said, drawing up a chair to sit at their table. He took a swig from the bottle of Jack Daniels he was carrying. "Wassup?"
He eyed the fourth moment appreciatively. "Well heeeellloooo Dolly!"

"I beg your pardon!" The first moment said indignantly. "That happens to be my wife!"

"Hey, don't sweat it. After all, moments always turn into seconds right?" The Apocalypse said with a leer. "So she can be 'seconds' with me."

"You bloody Yank! I challenge you to a duel!" The first moment drew his sword.

Shrugging, the Apocalypse shot him dead.

"Harold!!!" The fourth moment shrieked, and then became prostrate with grief.

"How rude!" The second moment said. "Completely unsportsmanlike, I'd say."

"Heh. Bite me." The Apocalypse said as he holstered his gun and took another hit of his best pal, Jack.

"Sod him." The third moment said in outrage."Let's just leave."

Their huff arrived and they all left in it.

The Apocalypse stretched his legs, worked out the kinks in his neck, and then stood up. "Well' looks like the funs over. Time to get to work."

"Yo, Eliar my man! What's it gonna be, this time. Nuclear explosion? Biological warfare? Anthrax? Or maybe an orbiting space station equipped with a DEATH RAY OF DOOM? Haven't done one of those in quite a while. Industrial Light and Magic always charges an arm and a leg on the SFX bills."

"So, what's it gonna be?"I'm tired about all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want -an adorable pancreas?

Jean Kerr, The Snake has all the Lines, 1958

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

Groucho Marx

eswiftfire
09/25/2002 7:50 AM


"Yo, Eliar my man! What's it gonna be, this time. Nuclear explosion? Biological warfare? Anthrax? Or maybe an orbiting space station equipped with a DEATH RAY OF DOOM? Haven't done one of those in quite a while. Industrial Light and Magic always charges an arm and a leg on the SFX bills."

"So, what's it gonna be?"


Eliar scratches his head. "I dunno man, can do all of them?" Eliar spat in rage and clapped his hands twice, ten male dwarves in pink dresses pop out from the floorboards and dance a graceful ballet.

"In your dreams man,
Swim very well I can,
Zap you with my lightning,
Until you start crying."

-Eliar Swiftfire in the 'The Future Fellowship'

Alanded
09/25/2002 8:34 AM


Eliar scratches his head. "I dunno man, can do all of them?"


"Hmmm... normally I'd have to say no, but I have a stolen copy of the digital animation file for the big space weapon in the Final Fantasy movie. Let's see what I can whip up. I'm pretty good at working with Maya you know."

The Apocalypse whips out a laptop from nowhere, and begins to boot it up. Just as he finishes loading the Final Fantasy file, a squad of men in black appear out of nowhere.

"Halt! You are in violation of the Berne Convention for the protection of Intellectual Property Rights! Cease and desist immediately!"

"Oh, shoot, lawyers! Man, this stinks!" The apocalypse said.

"Oh, we're not just any lawyers, we're SQUARESOFT lawyers, and we're gonna lay a lawsuit on your candied ass, baby. Can yah SMELL what the SQUARE is cooking???"

Just then another bunch of men in black appeared. "Hold it right there! We're lawyers from WWE and we're here to charge you for unlicensed imitation of one of our clients! Can ya dig it, SUCKA!!!!!

"Oh f@ck! You really did it now! We're so screwed!!" One of the earlier MIB's said.

"Don't worry, I've got a solution for this, the Rock imitator said. He whips out a handphone and speed dials a number. "Send in the man," he says into it. "You asswipes are so in trouble now." he smiles coldly at the WWE lawyers.

"Oh, right, we're so scared. Who did you call for? The President?"

"No. Him." The Squaresoft lawyer said, pointing to someone dropping rapidly out of the sky.

Before the lead WWE lawyer can even turn around, Sephiroth rams the cursed blade of the Masamune up to the hilt through his back and out his chest.

"Oh shit, he killed Kenny! The B@st@rd!!!!" The WWE lawyers shriek in fear and make a break for it. Sephiroth just smiles coldly and follows them, butchering them one by one in the most SADISTIC and horrible ways possible. Not a single one escapes. While he was at it, he also burned down Prince John's castle and slaughtered his men, impaling the Sheriff of Nottingham on a dead tree trunk. The common folk would have cheered him as a hero if he hadn't used them for target practice using BOLT 3.
Finally, he walked all the way back to the Squaresoft lawyers. All this happened in five minutes.

"Good job." The head Squaresoft lawyers said, smiling. And then he stops when he realises that Sephiroth still has the Masamune drawn and is advancing on them with a maniacal look on his face.

"Mommy." He whimpered just before he was decapitated and had his head crushed brutally beneath the Son of Jenovah's boot. After seeing what happened to the WWE lawyers, the remaining members of the Squaresoft legal department don't even bother to run. Instead, they whip out guns frm their attache cases an blow their own brains out to save themselves the unnecessary pain and torment.

"That was disappointing," Sephiroth said, sheathing his cursed blade and walking up to them. Yo, Apocalypse, how are things hanging, bro. I ain't seen you since you helped me find that really big space rock and toss it right at Midgar. Shame it didn't land though. That woulda' been grand. Maybe we'll do it again some other time?"

"Sure, dude." The apocalypse said. "Only, I'm kinda engaged right now helping this guy out." He points at Eliar.

"Hell, why are you working for this second rater? Come with me and we'll really blow some shit up." Sephiroth pulled the tab back on a can of Coors Light and took a long pull. "Aaaaahh, that was good.

"Can't. He's wearing THE UNDERPANTS OF DOOM (TM)."

"Oh, that's supposed to work like a summon materia for you right? Well, it sure sucks to be you. See you around." The Son of Jenovah flies into the air, soins crazily in a circle and disappears.I'm tired about all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want -an adorable pancreas?

Jean Kerr, The Snake has all the Lines, 1958

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

Groucho Marx

Alanded
09/25/2002 8:45 PM

"OK, lets get back to work." The apocalypse said. Then he booted up the firing sequence for the space weapon.

It was spectacular. A column of blinding light shot down from the heavens and blasted into the landscape doing horryfying amounts of damage.

Or maybe not.

"Damn, I forgot how much that FF space cannon really sucked." The apocalyse said as he stared at the tiny coin sized hole that had been created. "Man this really blows."

Then there was a huge explosion that knocked them off their feet. The death beam had drilled a very neat hole to the very center of the world and it was going to blow up in 30 seconds.

"Oh goody, now for the Anthrax."

White powder begins to fall from the sky.

"It's really baking soda, I couldn't find the real thing." The apocalypse said sheepishly. "And I forgot the arming code for the H-bomb. But hell, at least the death ray worked right?"I'm tired about all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want -an adorable pancreas?

Jean Kerr, The Snake has all the Lines, 1958

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

Groucho Marx

[Edited by Alanded on Wednesday, September 25, 2002 8:46 PM]

eswiftfire
09/26/2002 10:01 AM

Eliar frowned. This wasn't as spectacular as he had wanted, but there was nothing else he could do.

He disappeared with a POOF! as the clock starts ticking. Eliar spat in rage and clapped his hands twice, ten male dwarves in pink dresses pop out from the floorboards and dance a graceful ballet.

"In your dreams man,
Swim very well I can,
Zap you with my lightning,
Until you start crying."

-Eliar Swiftfire in the 'The Future Fellowship'

Alanded
09/26/2002 1:04 PM


Eliar frowned. This wasn't as spectacular as he had wanted, but there was nothing else he could do.

He disappeared with a POOF! as the clock starts ticking.


The Apocalypse, who had a strong sense of self preservation, disappeared with a poof! too. Stopping only long enough to grab Kung-Fu Lyra and Amburtail Wedgiemother adn as many nearby innocents as he could to safety along with him (Awwww, the big softie!).

At precisely 30 seconds, the World blew up with a BOOM!

OOC: Your cue, Swift.I'm tired about all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want -an adorable pancreas?

Jean Kerr, The Snake has all the Lines, 1958

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

Groucho Marx

Phobic_rion
09/26/2002 2:28 PM

Does cassy realize every time she primisses the threads will survive, they never do?

Cain jumps out of the way, dissapearing just before the world goes boom, and stares at it from space.

"Great! Where the hell am I gonna live now damnit!??"I hadn't known him well but now i wish I had...
I'll never be able to let it go...never have a life of my own...
Don't worry...you'll be avenged. ~Cain (Unnamed story)

eswiftfire
09/26/2002 8:15 PM

Eliar appeared with a POOF!! Powerposed! Displayed his not so manly muscles! Gazed dramatically at the sky, and laughed hysterically!

And the world rejoices...

THE END Eliar spat in rage and clapped his hands twice, ten male dwarves in pink dresses pop out from the floorboards and dance a graceful ballet.

"In your dreams man,
Swim very well I can,
Zap you with my lightning,
Until you start crying."

-Eliar Swiftfire in the 'The Future Fellowship'

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