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The_Mad_Aurak
09/07/2002 8:37 AM

Everyone's been flaming me about my first attempt, so forget all that stuff I wrote before and let's start something new...

This story takes place just before the Chaos Wars in Ansalon. It's a tavern setting (yawn!).

Donathan the barkeep was polishing glasses at the bar. The big balding barkeep yelled across to the young man serving the customers "Taymour, come over here for a second, boy!". Taymour, a slim dark-haired teenager, left his tray at the table and walked over sullenly, leaving the two elves to converse by themselves. Donathan wgispered to the boy. "See that strange man with the black leather pants, jacket, cape, and hat? He looks suspicious. Go see who he is, would you?"
Taymour finished serving the elves, then went over to the imposing human. The man in black wasn't very large, but he had a presence that was quite tangible. It was as if he was larger than he looked. "Excuse me sir, but would you like to order something?", Taymour asked. The man answered "Of course I would child. Just get me the oatmeal, I'm famished." Taymour noticed the man had several fancy rings and was wearing bracers underneath his sleeves. "You're a wizard! Black robes or white?" "My boy, if I were a black-robed wizard, would I wear this?" he said and showed him a medallion of Paladine that hung around his neck. The figure on the medallion was that of an armoured knight. The stranger also wore a medallion with the Solamnic kingfisher symbol on it.
"Oh, and put some dried fruit in it too!" the man yelled as Taymour walked away. Taymour was halfway across the bar when some new customers arrived. These two men looked suspicious. They wore plate mail under their fur robes. They sat down not far from the man in black. Taymour was bringing the oatmeal when one of the men grabbed his belt and pulled him close. "Say, you haven't seen any draconians in these parts, have you mate? We're looking for a big one, gold scales, long barbels under his nose, no wings, carries a big sword. Haven't seen him, have you?" "Of course not! Why would a draconian reveal himself here?" Taymour said with disbelief. Taymour sat the bowl down beside the man, who told him "See those men? They're Knights of the Lily. I can tell by their, uh, armor. Just get a close look at it." The man smiled childishly, looking like a young Fizban in his pointed hat.
Taymour went up to the strangers under the pretense of taking orders. "What would you gentlemen like today?" he asked. "S'bout bloody time, mate! We been waitin' here all day!" laughed the second man. The man who grabbed Taymour earlier spoke much more quietly. "Just get us an ale, young man." Taymour noticed the emblem on the man's chest and looked horrified. He didn't like the man's reaction. "Stop staring at me kid. I don't like being stared at." "I'm sorry sir, I've just never seen that before." "Ho Ho Ho! Sounds like he's looked at something private, Gerald!" laughed the second man. Taymour couldn't take his eyes off the lily symbol. He was frozen in fear. "I said stop looking at me kid," Gerald said in a quiet, threatening voice.
The man in black strode up to them. "Let the boy alone. If you're dumb enough to wear the Dragonarmor in a village where you're not welcome, that's your problem, not his!" he said. "I'm dumb for taking pride in my Queen? An insult!" Gerald shouted and got up. "Yes, draw your sword, get yourself killed!" the wizard said and drew one of his own, a great notched blade with a red dragon on its pommel. The tail of the dragon wound around the hilt, and red mists evaporated off the blade. "I know that blade! You're Lon Kiriath!" said the second Knight. "Pleased to meet you," Lon said with a bow. Gerald saw an opportunity and swung, hoping to decapitate the wizard. Lon laughed and dodged, then executed a series of parries with his blade. The second Knight stood up and Lon pushed him backm in his seat with his foot. "One at a time, fellows, one at a time" he said.
"I'll have your HEAD on a POLE!" Gerald growled. "Well, I don't need this disguise anymore," the wizard said and waved his hand. Taymour gasped with horror as Lon changed back into the largest draconian he had ever seen. Lon was an athletic, 8' tall wingless draconian with gold scales, barbels beneath his nostrils, finlike ears, green eyes like emeralds, digitigrade feet with three splayed toes, and a tail that whisked the floor. Lon's hand whipped out a short sword. "You can stand up now, friend" Lon told the second man. "Draconian scum! Wyrrlish was a fool to create you!" the second Knight said. "Thankfully he was!", Lon said and parried his blow with his short sword. The men flanked Kiriath yet he expertly parried their blows. Niether Knight could get a blow in. Lon nicked the first man's cheek. "Stay awy, or you'll get more!" Kiriath threatened the Knight. The two elves at the table stood up and drew weapons. "You want to fight too? If you hit me, I'll CUT yer EARS off!" Lon growled at them. The elves sat back down.
"Give up, men, you just don't have the swordsmanship to take me down," Lon said. "I'll be the judge of that," Gerald said, his blade cutting into Lon's biceps. "Oh, NOW you're in trouble!", Lon said. His longsword stabbed into the Knight's chest, piercing armor and ribs. Gerald screamed, yet he fought on. Lon's short sword buried itself in the second man's eye, making it gush black gel. "AAAAAAAAH" he screamed. The second man ran away to the bar and grabbed a cloth to put over his eye. He sat on the stool, whimpering. Gerald told Kiriath "I've never met a draconian that could best me in combat and I never will!". "Then I have much to teach you" Lon snarled and stabbed the Knight in the stomach. Lon's short sword slashed the Knight's throat open, and the man fell dead at Lon's feet. "Anyone else want to kill some draconian scum?" Lon said, blood turning green on his jacket, looking around the bar for challengers. Everyone shook their heads.
Lon removed his jacket, revealing his muscular chest, devoid of nipples like all reptiles, and covered in fine rectangular scales. He sat back down at the table and began applying a blue potion to his wound. Taymour summoned the courage to approach the aurak. "You protected me! Why? Why did you protect someone who might have hated you?" Taymour said. "Because I'm a good person, lad. And good people always take risks like that." The second Knight was casting a healing spell on his eye, whimpering "Takhisis help me! Oh my eye!". "Someone SHUT him UP, PLLLLEASE!" Lon yelled, then dug into his oatmeal. He then called one of the serving girls over. "Be a good girl and massage my neck, would you?" he asked. Janet cringed at first, but as soon as she touched Lon's skin she smiled, saying "Ooooh, your skin is such a wonderful texture!"
Taymour asked him "So what brings you to the village of Deerhurst?" Lon answered "There has been talk of shadowy spirits attacking the Solamnic Knights in this area. As one of their allies, its my duty to protect them. Perhaps someone here could tell me about these Chaos Demons..."

[Edited by The_Mad_Aurak on Saturday, September 7, 2002 8:43 AM]

[Edited by The_Mad_Aurak on Saturday, September 7, 2002 8:47 AM]

Maugetar
09/07/2002 9:13 AM

Those in the inn didn't answer Lon's question, even if they were going to. The all turned as the door to the inn swung inwards, the light from outside blocked by the hulking figure that occupied the doorframe, though it seemed to intesify into a shimmering halo around the newcomer's outline. As he stepped within the tavern, the source of the apparent halo became apparent - it had been the sunlight glinting off the silver scales that adorned his massive frame. The tips of his wings could be seen over the tops of his shoulders. Lon tensed up instantly that he saw the newcomer.

Sivak!

The silver draconian walked forward into the inn, heading for the bar. The the one-eyed Knight of Takhisis caught a glimpse of his face,

"No! It can't be! Let me out of here!"

At this last the Knight headed for the door. But the Sivak had seen his face and lashed out with his powerful tail, catching the Knight full in his stomach. Then the draconian had a huge sword in hand,

"I told you not to come near here again, fool. I don't give second chances."

Before the Knight could cry out the Sivak had begun his downward stroke, the Knight's head rolled across the floor. Then the Sivak noticed the seated Lon,

"So, they brought an Aurak? Well - that's going to make a world of difference."

The he saw the medalion that hung around the Aurak's neck,

"Where in the name of Sirrion did you get that from?""Ah, they have a cave troll....."

[Edited by Maugetar on Saturday, September 7, 2002 9:14 AM]

The_Mad_Aurak
09/07/2002 9:18 AM

"This?" Lon said, holding up the holy symbol of Paladine. "My father, Greyscale, gave it to me. He's a silver dragon. It's a long story..."

Kalia_Majere
09/07/2002 9:25 AM

OOC: okay :) that was good...the only thing that I can find wrong, is that if Lon was disguised as a Mage as you said, he wouldn't be carrying the kingfisher medalion...mages and knights just don't get along. also, the thing that threw me off was that he was carrying a sword...mages aren't alowed to carry such weapons...daggers yes, big swords like that..no. anyway...I'll join in.

also I'd like to add....Paragraphs!! please space up your paragraphs...it will make it so much easier to read!


BIC: Jury had watched the whole thing from the corner of the tavern. she smiled thoughtfully as she watched the proceedings. her long mahogany colored hair was tied back in a single, unadorned tail that hung to the middle of her back. she had emerald green eyes, the sparked with an odd magic... she was dressed from head to toe in black, and a pair of wicked looking daggers where tucked into her belt. a longbow lay proped up against the wall, her quiver however was still against her back.

Jury held a small silver and gold pendant built like a locket in her hand....her name was artfully engraved on the back, and inside was a beautiful carving of a black phoenix. along with the name stargazer. She stared at the stone in the front of the necklace...and it gleamed a bright gold....then darkened back to the sapphire it always was.

The magpie on her shoulder cawed and she nodded...so her path was to join with this draconian's for a while...interesting. she stood and leaned against the bar. all could see that she was slender and lithe....the perfect merc.

she reached out her hand....and the glass of water before the serving boy and Lon rose and literally flew to her hand. she smiled as they both stared at her in sudden surprise. "Quite a show you put on there friend...a perfect representation of brute strength. you're lucky my path is destined to join yours...if I was to oppose you...you wouldn't have a chance..." she smiled waiting to see how he would react to her bait.A legend of Old, A story forgotten
The memories of True Love stolen from time
A destiny lost, a bond that's been broken
memories of a time that slipped away
just open you mind, the way lies before you
a doorway to the heart you seek to find

The_Mad_Aurak
09/07/2002 9:36 AM

OOC: Dear Kalia Majere: Lon is an evoker/ranger/tempest/deepwoods sniper, so yes, he can use a sword (3rd edition rules).

BIC: "...And this kingfisher medallion, my sivak friend, I earned by helping the Knights of Solamnia in Krak de Aqua root out a clan of assassins and wererats that were working together."

Lon looked at the woman who approached. "Well, I wouldn't say THAT!", and he smiled at her. "Perhaps you've heard of Highlord Anthracnus. He was a red dragon fighter/wizard. I killed him... with this!" Lon said and pointed to his sheathed long sword, the one with the dragon on the pommel.

"My name is Lon Kiriath. That's draconic for "Precious Joy". Greyscale hoped that I would bring pride to Gilterald's family line despite my, um, shortcomings. Perhaps you could tell me your names..."

[Edited by The_Mad_Aurak on Saturday, September 7, 2002 9:49 AM]

The_Mad_Aurak
09/07/2002 9:46 AM

Janet's fingers rub circles in Lon's leathery hide, then they work down his chest. Lon puts his right arm, the one that was injured (he healed it with a potion) around her and strokes her head.

The elves who wanted to fight Lon at first are now curious about this aurak who is recieving quite a lot of attention...

Kalia_Majere
09/07/2002 9:49 AM

OOC: oh...well then...I guess that makes it okay then huh? lol...I'm just going by the rules of the basic DL books...mages aren't supposed to carry swords...I was just saying for your "Disguise" nothing more intended :)


BIC: Jury straightened, and stared at him...her eyes dark. "well then...we shall both be kept on their toes won't we..." she said as she let go of the glass hover infront of her...and she lay a steel piece on the counter...as the glass shattered before her, and it was suddenly easy to imagine her doing this to a person.....

"the name is Jury....Jury Misato Stargazer...of the lost Centuri clan....this is Miki" she said as she smoothed the breast feathers of the magpie. "Having problems?" she said as she sat down....A legend of Old, A story forgotten
The memories of True Love stolen from time
A destiny lost, a bond that's been broken
memories of a time that slipped away
just open you mind, the way lies before you
a doorway to the heart you seek to find

The_Mad_Aurak
09/07/2002 10:01 AM

OOC: Sorry, I wasn't intending to hurt your feelings. It's just that I use the d20 system rules now.

BIC: Lon gulps as he sees the expression on Jury's face. "Milady, there's no need for violence between us! I would never harm someone maliciously. Would I, Taymour?" he says looking at the serving boy. "No, sir. You saved my life!" he says as he cleans up the glass on the floor. "Here's some steel to pay for that broken glass, my man!" Lon says and puts the coins on the table for Taymour.

A squirrel runs into the bar. A serving girls squeals and jumps on a table. The red squirrel stands up, rubs its face with its paws, and bounds towards another table. Lon calls out to it "Cht cht cht cht cht cht!" and the squirrel leaps up on his shoulder. "My animal friend Chitter. One of several," the aurak says.

"Yessss, I've heard tales about shadowy demon warriors that take the form of the viewer's worst fears. They've been terrorizing people across Ansalon and I'm very worried. What if these things find their way to my country of Remote Island in Southern Ergoth? I have children to protect. Yes, I know what you're thinking, Jury, how can a draconian have children? I tell you, not much is impossible for an accomplished wizard like myself!"

Maugetar
09/07/2002 10:16 AM

Murhek humphed,

"If your using a sword you sure as heck ain't from one of the high Towers. And if that's the case I wouldn't suggest telling everyone your a mage. They really don't like renegades."

He sheathed his inordinatly large greatsword and sat down,

"Chaos Demons? I thought they left at the same time as Himself did at the end of the Chaos War. And you seem to be a bit behined in developments in Teyr, Kang's managed to create female Draconians. I'm one of a new breed meself, had Sivak parents. In ny case, what's with these should-have-been-banished Chaos Demons? Unless some jerk of a mage has managed to get them from wherever Himself is to here. In which case I say we kill them. Fast.""Ah, they have a cave troll....."

The_Mad_Aurak
09/07/2002 10:25 AM

"Murhek, my friend, my father Greyscale rescued many draconian hatchlings from that pit we call Sanction. I mated with one of these original females. Second, Wyrllish hid several caches of female draconian eggs, not just one, in case Dracart or Harkiel found Kang's. Third, I have spells that can change willing human women into female draconians, permenantly.

"Anyways, not too many mages are going to give me trouble. I DID study at a Tower Of High Sorcery. Just look at the white sash around my waist. And if they got ticked off because I wield a sword, well, there's nothing they can do about that. I save my magic until it's needed. For personal battles, a sturdy blade is quite reliable.

"I have no idea where these things are coming from. I thought I helped seal their doom when I killed that Balor who gave this scar across my throat. Oh well, that's the Balance for you..."

The_Mad_Aurak
09/07/2002 10:32 AM

Suddenly, a farmer bursts into the bar screaming "Help! Help! My daughter! Help!..."

The_Mad_Aurak
09/07/2002 11:03 AM

Lon gets out of his seat and approaches the farmer. "NO! Not more demons! Leave me alone!" the hysterical farmer screams. Lon turns the man around and says "Look at me, man! I'm not here to hurt you! I want to save your daughter! Just tell me what happened!" The farmer is entranced by Lon's hypnotic power.

"She... she's DEAD! DEAD! They... they KILLED her! I found her in the barn, hanging from a rope, her abdomen slit open. Oh GODS, it was horrible!"

"Take me to her. I have friends who can help. Powerful friends..."

Flandrake
09/07/2002 8:50 PM

OOC: Actually if any mage say you like that. They would hunt you down and kill you. And mages (even draconians) don't use swords. They are bound to there magic. Only after the time of Huma were they allowed to wield daggers and other such weapons. This is what it would be like if mages could do what your doing:

A black robbed figure walked through the forest his hand on his long sword at his side. Then an arrow fired at him. He pulled out the sword and sliced the arrow. The figure jumped out of the trees and fired another arrow. This one was also blocked by the mage skillfully wielding a longsword. The mage then charged forward and readyed a spell in his mind. At once the figure pulled back and would have killed him with another arrow but the mage cast a prtection spell. Then he released it and sliced the figure across the chest. He moved back, raised his sword and came down on the neck. He pulled his sword out of the ground and cleaned it.

Then a fireball came out from the forest and hit the tree the mage was behind. He grinted his teeth, "Don't these assassins get it?" He ran through the trees with the skills of a ranger even though he was a mage. He quickly came up to the mage and came down on him with a sword slash. But it was blocked by a magic barrier. The mage tried to run back but the balck robe was a ranger as well. The very skilled mage began to beat away at the magic barrier.

Knowing that he had little chance now the assassin pulled out the dagger at his wrist and moved in under the sword slash and tried to attack him. But the mage kneed him in the face and decapitated him before he hit the ground.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, no one can spot me!"

OOC: I am now hooked to Alanded's form of n00b bashing. "Do, or do not, there is no try' -Yoda "Empire Strikes Back"

Alanded
09/07/2002 9:16 PM

OOC:


OOC: I am now hooked to Alanded's form of n00b bashing.


Sweet Paladine, what have I started? *mortified expression on face*

But what Flandrake and the others said about the sword bit is true. Only renegades or Non-Tower mages will use swords. And they are usually hunted down. (In this case though, I think Aurak's character was never a Tower trained mage to begin with, so that would be OK so long as he stays clear of Tower mages).

Flandrake, maybe you should wait a bit until the next time Aurak does something insanely stupid. I would quite gladly tag along for a spot of n00b bashing then. :D:D:D:D

And somebody get Eliar to come along and Bless this thread already. :D:D:D:DI'm tired about all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want -an adorable pancreas?

Jean Kerr, The Snake has all the Lines, 1958

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

Groucho Marx

Kalia_Majere
09/07/2002 9:31 PM

OOC: *shrug* I personally have no problem with what he's doing....lol..it's his thread...his rules ;)

BIC: Jury listened to the farmer and the magpie at her shoulder took off in the direction the man was pointing, while Jury herself stood and folowed the Aurak. She didn't exactly know what was going on...but she had the feeling she was here for the long haul.A legend of Old, A story forgotten
The memories of True Love stolen from time
A destiny lost, a bond that's been broken
memories of a time that slipped away
just open you mind, the way lies before you
a doorway to the heart you seek to find

eswiftfire
09/08/2002 4:00 AM


And somebody get Eliar to come along and Bless this thread already. :D:D:D:D


I will if this thread gets interesting.Eliar spat in rage and clapped his hands twice, ten male dwarves in pink dresses pop out from the floorboards and dance a graceful ballet.

"In your dreams man,
Swim very well I can,
Zap you with my lightning,
Until you start crying."

-Eliar Swiftfire in the 'The Future Fellowship'

Maugetar
09/08/2002 4:13 AM

OOC;Okaaaay, simple solution - a Draconian is no way going to get into one of the Towers. On the other hand, all Auraks have a hefty chunk of magical ability, and many of them develop this as a kind of *renegade* (in the same way as the Knights of the Thorn are renegades). Therefore it is ok for Lon to be running around with a sword. But I think that's the limit of what he should be able to get away with - you just can't be a weaponsmaster AND study magic, you just don't have the time unless you are a Sorcerer and hence don't have to study magic, but you don't get them in DL.

IC;
With a grunt, Murhek rose and began to follow the Lon and Jury. He stepped out of the inn into the glare of the sunlight, his silver scales covered by a deep red cloak. In the clearer light of the outside world, the others could see a medallion bearing the holy symbol of Sirrion around his neck. He looks up at the place where they are being led to, it was pretty much the generic dwelling of a human farmer as far as the Sivak could see, a slightly run-down building near to it's attendent fields and barn. The one thing that stood out regarding the building was the stench of death that filled his nostrils."Ah, they have a cave troll....."

The_Mad_Aurak
09/08/2002 5:49 PM


OOC: I am now hooked to Alanded's form of n00b bashing.


OOC: You and Alanded can kiss my ***!

PS: I am in a VERY BAD MOOD! I don't need this crap from you guys. I'm terminating this thread and I don't care what you say. In fact, I think your Consortium sucks and I'm quitting. Goodbye.

[Edited by The_Mad_Aurak on Sunday, September 8, 2002 5:52 PM]

QueshuWarrior
09/08/2002 8:39 PM

Jalen Stone was looking for food in an alley-way i town when he heard much comotion coming from the tavern. He turned swiftly to see what was gong on.

To his suprise a giant draconian walked out.

Jalen was extremely startled. He grew very dizzy. He didnt expect to see ANOTHER giant draconian appear. Jalen fainted at the spot.

OOC: Jalen Stone is a man made of stone from head to toe. He covers his appearence with a cloak. He was cursed by a mage when he was a boy. His parents rejected him and he was off to live on his own.
He is extremely poor and goes from town to town searching for money and maybe, just maybe, a family.

[Edited by QueshuWarrior on Sunday, September 8, 2002 8:45 PM]

Kalia_Majere
09/08/2002 10:14 PM

OOC: um.....can we say "Ouch"??? Come on...don't let those morons get to you...just ignore them...if it becomes a problem we'll contact the mods...no biggie...no realy reason to shut down the thread, it was just getting good.... :(

As for you morons out there not every one want's you to to "Bless" their threads....Thank the Goddess you aren't here before me or I'd give you a "Blessing" and not in a good way.

I said this once I'll say it again...the person who starts the thread is the DM therefore they make the rules...if a person doesn't like those rules they don't have to stay in the story. I happen to like this story and I'm sorry Aurak if I offended you I was only teasing...no harm intended. hope you come back and learn to ignore the morons that we do have.

*Gets on her her knees and begs aurak not to leave*

PLEASE!?!?
A legend of Old, A story forgotten
The memories of True Love stolen from time
A destiny lost, a bond that's been broken
memories of a time that slipped away
just open you mind, the way lies before you
a doorway to the heart you seek to find

Alanded
09/08/2002 10:35 PM

OOC:


OOC: You and Alanded can kiss my ***!

PS: I am in a VERY BAD MOOD! I don't need this crap from you guys. I'm terminating this thread and I don't care what you say. In fact, I think your Consortium sucks and I'm quitting. Goodbye.


Well, Aurak that was certainly childish and immature.

And Kalia, before you even start biting other people's heads off, perhaps you'd better check to see if you even understand the whole situation here.
Don't go off half-cocked like that, it's unseemly for someone who's supposed to be around for as long as you have. Completely and utterly undignified and absolutely embarrasing, to say the least.I'm tired about all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want -an adorable pancreas?

Jean Kerr, The Snake has all the Lines, 1958

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

Groucho Marx

Kalia_Majere
09/09/2002 10:59 AM

OOC: Childish and immature huh? *sigh* you ought to see things from our point of view...we're trying to do "serious" rp here...most of us anyway....I still say you should check with the DM before jumping into someone's thread the way that Elair and you sometimes do, thats embarrassing, and rude.

I've kept silent for most of what has been going on...and Goddess forgive me I lost my temper. also...what do you mean by "Supposes to be around for as long as you have" I have been here for nearly three years....I've seen alot of people come and go...most who seem to go the quickest are the jokesters who don't care about the integrity that some of us are trying to put into their stories....

I'm not saying that you Shouldn't do as you have, I am suggesting that you Email the person who started the thread first. that's what the little envelope icon is there for. you've seen the results if you don't ask before you jump in with such comments.....this thread, Ontarys, and myself....we don't appreciate it....please

Blessed BeA legend of Old, A story forgotten
The memories of True Love stolen from time
A destiny lost, a bond that's been broken
memories of a time that slipped away
just open you mind, the way lies before you
a doorway to the heart you seek to find

PrincessCasandra09
09/09/2002 1:49 PM

a young woman runs over to Jalen. " Sir, sir, please, wake up!" she notices that his stone covered eyelids start to flicker. She touched the stone cheek. " I , I am Lady Dawn. " she said in a dreamily. " Please to make you akwentic. " she said, helping Jalen to his feet. She looked into his stone gray eyes. " Come, I can help you."


(( Here is the information on my chara:

Name Lady Dawn Kouldmne
Age 17
Race: Human
Home: Castle Suprack
Hair color: Dark blonde
Eye Color: blue
Height: 5'7

Hey QueshuWarrior, maybe we can get Jalen and Dawn in some kinda romance?
I am the one the call the Princess. To you, I am your worst nightmare

QueshuWarrior
09/09/2002 2:57 PM

OOC: You want a piece of the stone madness? ; ) You will see that my character has no sense of manners at times. He has lived on the streets of many different towns for 14 years. He is very curious about things since he has experienced very little

IC: Jalen gained back conciousness and found himself in the arms of a stranger, a very beautiful stranger to be exact.

He was very content up to the moment he realized the woman had taken of his hood, revealing his akward appearence.
" WHA-WHA-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"jalen yelled at the woman. Jalen was extremely nervous at that moment. First the 8 foot draconian, then the other 8 foot draconian, and now, to top it off, everyone in town could see his stone face. After a minute or two in the company of the lady he began to speak...
"I am sorry. You have been very kind. Its just that i get extremely paranoid about my appearence." " Especialy when someone looks me right in the eyes!"

"I would much like to know where you found me, and where are we going?"

OOC: MAD AURAK COME BACK!!!!! WE CAN DO IT!!!!!!

[Edited by QueshuWarrior on Monday, September 9, 2002 3:24 PM]

Flandrake
09/09/2002 3:27 PM

OOC: Oh Kalia shut up. One thread you left "The Future Fellowship is very serious and guess what Alan and Eliar are both main parts in the story. Now I admit that I did go a little far but there is just no way that his character can be like that. And if he chooses to leave we can just kill his charcter and continue on. And I'm not saying sorry for what I did, because someone had to do something before this guy started using his super characters in the threads. "Do, or do not, there is no try' -Yoda "Empire Strikes Back"

Alanded
09/09/2002 8:43 PM

Kalia:


I've kept silent for most of what has been going on...and Goddess forgive me I lost my temper. also...what do you mean by "Supposes to be around for as long as you have" I have been here for nearly three years....


Exactly what I said. You were around for so long, I think you should've behaved with a lot more decorum than you did. If you hadn't jumped the gun like you did, you probably could have averted making such a fool of yourself like you are doing now. It's like I said check the situation before you go throwing temper tantrums all over the place.

First off, I didn't even butt into this thread, I was simply asking (OOC) Flan to hold off a little and IF Mad Aurak screwed up again we'd take him to task. And no, by screw up I didn't mean his character here but the stupid stunt he pulled in Caravan of Death when he jumped in without asking and took over some other players' characters. For crying out loud he could've at least have joined with his own!!!

I have no idea that Mad Aurak would be so paranoid anyway, I have been nothing but sociable to him, I even joined his thread and gave him a few pointers so he wouldn't repeat the mistake that he did with the Caravan of Death, but instead he turned around and accused me of taking revenge and killing his character (which I hadn't). Ever since then. he seems to be convinced that I have been out to get him. Don't ask me why, hence his overboard reaction here.



I still say you should check with the DM before jumping into someone's thread the way that Elair and you sometimes do, thats embarrassing, and rude.


Excuse me? *lifts eyebrow* when I join a thread, I join in earnest, I don't HAVE one scene characters that die off immediately the moment they show up, so don't take that condescending tone with me young lady. That stuff is strictly Eliar's work. You got beef with that, take it up with him, but don't complain about him to me, I'm not interested in hearing your petty opinions of others that you use to bolster your complaints against me. It's just sad when you can't even hold an argument with someone without dragging his friends into it and bashing THEM in an effort to make him look bad.

I'm tired about all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want -an adorable pancreas?

Jean Kerr, The Snake has all the Lines, 1958

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

Groucho Marx

eswiftfire
09/09/2002 9:30 PM

It's ELIAR. Try to at least get my name right.

And stop treating me like some bloody newbie. I've been around as long as you are, even before this place was known as RPGconsortium. I just don't dedicate my life to increasing my post counts.

Since you are a 'serious RPer' like Ontarys, don't worry then. There's no chance in hell a 'jokester who don't care about the integrity you are trying to put into your stories ' like me is going to butt into your threads.

Speaking of integrity, this is ironic coming from a person who flies around threads like a seagull, making loud noises, and then leaves without bothering to even think of a way to properly pull her charactes out of a thread, no, it's completely slipshod, abrupt, and sudden. Way to go, you "serious RPer who is SO dedicated to the integrity of the thread". Bleh. Example: Future Fellowship. WTF was all that about? You said you were seriously lost, and your characters just VANISHED OFF the face of Ansalon? So don't give me that integrity crap. I gave you the summary of the story and you didn't give a rat's ass.

And speaking of one-shot appearances. What was that stunt you pulled in my talk show, huh? And you didn't even DIE, or WALKS OUT or something.

Don't. Even. Think. Of. Pulling. That. High. And. Mighty. Stuff. With. Me. Again. Feh. I hate hypocrism.


Eliar spat in rage and clapped his hands twice, ten male dwarves in pink dresses pop out from the floorboards and dance a graceful ballet.

"In your dreams man,
Swim very well I can,
Zap you with my lightning,
Until you start crying."

-Eliar Swiftfire in the 'The Future Fellowship'

Kalia_Majere
09/09/2002 9:33 PM

OOC: *sigh* Flan, please don't tell me to shut up...

just to point out I left "future Fellowship" cuz it was moving too fast for me....I work for a living, and cannot check this more than before I go to work and after I return home...there where nearly 20 posts in one day....my character was totally lost and would've been better off, cuz I didn't want to slow the thread down.

and I say now as I said before...this is his thread...if he wants to use the characacter that way...that is his choice...if he enters another thread with the same character the thread starter should ask them to change the character to accomidate. ...also you posted that three times....fyi ;)




Excuse me? *lifts eyebrow* when I join a thread, I join in earnest, I don't HAVE one scene characters that die off immediately the moment they show up, so don't take that condescending tone with me young lady. That stuff is strictly Eliar's work. You got beef with that, take it up with him, but don't complain about him to me, I'm not interested in hearing your petty opinions of others that you use to bolster your complaints against me. It's just sad when you can't even hold an argument with someone without dragging his friends into it and bashing THEM in an effort to make him look bad.



alright...I admit i made a mistake...and don't call me "young" I am older than you probably think, but that's beside the point. I apologize for putting you in the same ship with Eliar...which by the way is pointless to take up with him....done it once.... and It's not sad...I made a mistake..one I don't plan on doing again....

most of what I said wasn't totally directed at you anyway....but to those who DO join threads like Eliar does...*sigh* but it seems pointless since no one seems to care to listen.....

I think I'll temporarily drop from some of these threads...I've got too much to do anyway
A legend of Old, A story forgotten
The memories of True Love stolen from time
A destiny lost, a bond that's been broken
memories of a time that slipped away
just open you mind, the way lies before you
a doorway to the heart you seek to find

eswiftfire
09/09/2002 9:48 PM


most of what I said wasn't totally directed at you anyway....but to those who DO join threads like Eliar does...*sigh* but it seems pointless since no one seems to care to listen.....


Read the post above yours. Eliar spat in rage and clapped his hands twice, ten male dwarves in pink dresses pop out from the floorboards and dance a graceful ballet.

"In your dreams man,
Swim very well I can,
Zap you with my lightning,
Until you start crying."

-Eliar Swiftfire in the 'The Future Fellowship'

Maugetar
09/10/2002 1:58 AM

OOC;Right.....you four are, as far as I can tell, pretty well established on these boards. Yet you are bickering about, well, nothing.

Flandrake just jumped in and started flaming a newb because he was having trouble ajusting to the DL rules. Now, you could have just come up with a perfectly simple solution like I did - oh look, he's a renegade. Hence no problem with using swords.

And I have to say that Alanded did come up with that very same solution, and wasn't actualy involved in any of the flaming on this thread untill he was dragged into it, though I do have to say that it would be a lot beter if you spent your time on these boards giving advice to noobs who make mistakes rather than noob-bashing, then we could get more decent RPers, rather than threads full of these kind of arguments. But still, he WAS telling Flandrake to hold off and he DIDN'T deserve to be grouped in with Flandrake in your ensuing argument.

Kalia, you made a very good point concerning the right of Aurak to control his own thread, but you spoiled it all by throwing in comments about "morons" and threatening people. And there really was no reason at all to drag Eliar into this, if you have a problem with him it had nothing to do with this thread and should have been sorted elsewere.

And, well Eswiftfire can get away with whatever he likes in this argument as far as I'm concerned - he was brought into the convosation for no reason and subsequently slagged of. Don't see why he should stand for that, and whilst some people may find one-post appearences annoying, by the very fact that they are ONE POST they don't affect the integrity of the storyline.

A lot of people don't know everything when they come here, some know very little. I knew very, very little about DL when I first turned up, having only read a single book. I made a fair few mistakes when I was first here (and still do) but I and those in the threads with me worked around it and civilly informed me of my errors which I then corrected. If, however, I'd been flamed to kingdom come - I would have just left like Aurak just did. The more serious RPers on a forum the better because it gives you diversity, yet some of you seem intent on driving them away.

And QueshuWarrior, I like your charecter and I wholly recomend that you start up a new thread involving him, his wanderings could make a very good story, but it seems that this thread has been well and truly burned up."Ah, they have a cave troll....."

Alanded
09/10/2002 8:37 AM


OOC;Right.....you four are, as far as I can tell, pretty well established on these boards. Yet you are bickering about, well, nothing.


Yep, straight to the heart of the matter. But it seems to be happening a lot these days, huh? Maybe it's something in the air, there's definitely some really bad vibes coming off this place these days, though so far it's nothing like the stuff going down in the DL Setting forums. I admit to my part in contributing to the air of hostility, it was unseemly of me. My apologies to all.


A lot of people don't know everything when they come here, some know very little. I knew very, very little about DL when I first turned up, having only read a single book. I made a fair few mistakes when I was first here (and still do) but I and those in the threads with me worked around it and civilly informed me of my errors which I then corrected. If, however, I'd been flamed to kingdom come - I would have just left like Aurak just did. The more serious RPers on a forum the better because it gives you diversity, yet some of you seem intent on driving them away.



I really had no idea that Mad Aurak could be so paranoid, though I guess I shoulda known when I read his starting post for this thread. I mean tell me, Maugetar, did we actually flame him in his first RPG? I mean you were there, right? What did he mean when he said he'd been "flamed by everyone?" As far as I can recall, we were nothing but civil in our behaviour towards him. Sheeesh. Hell, I think he even had a fan in Undead Dragon :D.
Anyway, I thought I'd join the thread to give him a few pointers like you said, and well, if you've read his earlier thread you pretty much know what happened after that. What a waste of some perfectly good characters and an interesting plot. :(


I'm rambling, so I guess I'll quit now. Speaking of wasted efforts, I'm sorry to you all about the story being blown and all, but really a lot of it was caused by major misunderstandings and utter paranoia on Aurak's part. What is the guy's problem????
I'm tired about all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want -an adorable pancreas?

Jean Kerr, The Snake has all the Lines, 1958

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

Groucho Marx

PrincessCasandra09
09/10/2002 12:40 PM

Dawn looked at Jalen. " Over ther. And hey listen pal, if you are like most of the folks around here, you would know that the ruler of this town is my father, and he can help you." She looked at the ground. " I had a very close friend, who was about your size, who had the same spell cast upon him. Please let me help."I am the one the call the Princess. To you, I am your worst nightmare

QueshuWarrior
09/10/2002 2:32 PM

"ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MY STONE SKIN!"shrieked Jalen."YOU CANT LIFT THAT CURSE!" Jalen was very angry." It has become a part of me."

" And for your information,I am NOT like everyone else in this town. I've only been here for a month."
" So whats your pop's place like?"Jalen looked at Lady Dawn with a wide grin. He pictured a huge table covered with huge plates of smoked beef and large glasses of milk. It has been long since he ate anything of that kind.


OOC: is this thread over? It was good. Oh well..............Im still in if Kalia and Mad come back looks like its just three right nowIf your expecting a kick in the balls and you get a slap in the face, its a victory!

PrincessCasandra09
09/12/2002 1:49 PM

Dawn gave Jaeln a sad look. " Fine. You will want to meet Father anyway. He can help you with your houseing problem." she took Jaeln's hand and lead him throught the streets. Before she reached the house, she relized what she was doing. She dropped his hand." Oh i am sorry sir." she pionted to a great manison on a hill. " Thats the place. Please, do come in," she said opening the gate. " Dont be shy. Father is nice."I am the one the call the Princess. To you, I am your worst nightmare

sylvan
09/15/2002 5:32 PM

OOC: Sorry to intrude.....

Please, for the love of the gods, run an FR scenario. You know more about that setting (evidently) and there is a desperete lack of FR material on the FR boards. I would be glad to join such a scenario."'If you sense danger, then at least tell us so that we can prepare!'

'Prepare, then.'"

Dragons of Winter Twilight

eswiftfire
04/08/2003 10:27 PM

OOC: This wonderfully wonderful thread which brought back lots of happy memories have been hijacked by Thread Enders Inc."Ha! I never contradict myself, actually."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Quoting me mockingly in your signature. Real mature. Grow up."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Heh, if he keeps this up. I might need a website for these gems. Mwaha."

-Eliar Swiftfire

thistledown
04/09/2003 1:08 AM

(OOC: I think I missed this one the first time it went through. I'm rather annoyed at the request that swifty come and "Bless" the thread though. You're not a mod, we don't need your permission to carry on a thread. You seem to think that you run everything around here, but remember you're just another player like the rest of us. Ironic that you've driven most of the best players away. People complain about how the forum has gone downhill, then a lot of them leave. Well you know what, you're the reason that it's gone downhill swifty. I was here almost as long as Kaylia, and didn't exactly accelerate my post count either. We were getting along fine, when people left they always had good reason and came back a short time after. Nobody talked about the forum going downhill or not being as good as before.

Then you showed up. Suddenly things start changing. People who had been regulars stop for no apparent reason, just dissapear. Others start to say their loosing interest. Each one left, and the seriousness and dignity of the forum dropped a little more each time. Congradulations, Swifty, you changed the entire nature of the forum around to fit your style. I admit, you can be serious when it's called for, but it's not what you prefer. It seems the only old-time serious players left are Kaylia, Insano and I. Starlite just returned, so that helps as well. But what about the others?

Tylor Magetaunter, Strider 18, Tolkanin Fazniz, Metonius, Katyr, Elven Ranger13, simon, The Thorn, Redsteel75, Tiver Neehigh, Kenderdefender, Taemyr, Furanthus, Ontarys, Tantric, Joe Ghostbuster, Mirror, Ogre Bane, Wynter Firecaster, Uziel, GalenDracos. There's a lot more too. I'm not blaming you for all of them, some were even gone before you started posting here. Yes, I know you say you were here, but I didn't see you in the rp part of this forum for my first year or two here.

This forum used to be a nice serious place for people to bring quests to work on. You've been the driving force in changing all that. Seriousness has become sillyness wherever you get your chance. I've tolerated you the whole time, hopeing that you would just go away, but no. Instead you continue to drive more and more of our best people from the forum. I'll bet you can't wait for Kaylia and I to be gone, so you can have the entire forum as one big fanclub for you.The sword, it thirsts to drink of man.
The sword, at last must win.
Today is gone, and yesterday,
Must echo in the wind.

Kalia_Majere
04/09/2003 4:03 AM

OOC: I'm not going to agree or disagree....I've made my peace with Swifty and i'm leaving it at that. Starlight and Ontarys have returned (Temp or permentant it's up to them)

And I am Not Going anywhere now....I have spent just over three years here, and i have fun.Even though I have my own rp site now, I still enjoy it here.

oh, BTW, Thistle hon, there is no "y" in my nick ;) its just Kalia :) not nagging, just pointing it out.

eswiftfire
04/09/2003 5:58 AM


This forum used to be a nice serious place for people to bring quests to work on. You've been the driving force in changing all that. Seriousness has become sillyness wherever you get your chance. I've tolerated you the whole time, hopeing that you would just go away, but no. Instead you continue to drive more and more of our best people from the forum. I'll bet you can't wait for Kaylia and I to be gone, so you can have the entire forum as one big fanclub for you.


Actually, Thistle, quite a few of the people you mentioned here have RPed with me with no complaints before, and had fun doing it. And for those that objected, I left them, and their threads alone. Just go ask Kalia, or Ontarys. Please, if you want to whine, go somewhere else, I'm not interested in being your scapegoat."Ha! I never contradict myself, actually."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Quoting me mockingly in your signature. Real mature. Grow up."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Heh, if he keeps this up. I might need a website for these gems. Mwaha."

-Eliar Swiftfire

thistledown
04/09/2003 7:43 AM

(OOC: Posting while tired & frustrated = bad idea. Sorry guys. I didn't mean to snap so much last night. That line did make me rather upset though.

I appologize, Eliar. I know it wasn't your fault they all left. You were just an easy target because your style is so different from their's. I know you left Kalia's and most of Ontarys's threads alone after he asked. (except the one he started about you. :) ) I don't really start threads, so I'm not going to ask the same. I suppose I was a little jealous of your popularity here too, not that I really want to be the target of that much attention.The sword, it thirsts to drink of man.
The sword, at last must win.
Today is gone, and yesterday,
Must echo in the wind.

thistledown
04/09/2003 7:48 AM

(OOC: It's funny. When I was reading the first few posts of this thread, I hadn't looked at the dates and thought Princess Cassandra had returned to the forums. Hadn't realized it had been resurected yet.)The sword, it thirsts to drink of man.
The sword, at last must win.
Today is gone, and yesterday,
Must echo in the wind.

eswiftfire
04/10/2003 6:47 AM

OOC: It's okay. Although I would be lying if I tell you that I am not disappointed with you after that post of yours, Thistle.

However,


That line did make me rather upset though


If you have a problem with that, take the issue with the person who said it. Alanded will be back in a few days. "Ha! I never contradict myself, actually."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Quoting me mockingly in your signature. Real mature. Grow up."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Heh, if he keeps this up. I might need a website for these gems. Mwaha."

-Eliar Swiftfire

Alanded
04/26/2003 11:07 AM


However,


That line did make me rather upset though


If you have a problem with that, take the issue with the person who said it. Alanded will be back in a few days.


Eh, what the hell is all this being dug up for? I already explained myself once. Let this be the last time. It probably will, since Swifty's gonna END THIS THREAD (tm). :D

"Bless" was a fun use term that Swifty coined for his appearances in threads (he "blesses" them with his cameo apperances), kinda of like his very GAY "I love you all my dears" line. It was not meant to be some sort of authorization thingy.

The reason why I did ask for Eliar to "Bless" said thread was because there was misunderstanding between Mad Aurak and Swifty and me and Flan. He seemed to think we were out to get him (witness his posts in the MY FIRST ROLE-PLAYING FORUM thread). I just hoped to patch things up and clear this entire sordid mess. Unfortunately... well, if you've read through the whole thread, you know the ending to the whole incident...I'm tired about all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want -an adorable pancreas?

Jean Kerr, The Snake has all the Lines, 1958

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.

Groucho Marx

thistledown
04/27/2003 10:41 AM


Eh, what the hell is all this being dug up for?


Swifty resurected the thread, not me. I think he was planning to end it but was waiting.



It was not meant to be some sort of authorization thingy.


All right. Sorry then.The sword, it thirsts to drink of man.
The sword, at last must win.
Today is gone, and yesterday,
Must echo in the wind.

eswiftfire
04/27/2003 11:25 AM


Swifty resurected the thread, not me. I think he was planning to end it but was waiting.


Yeah. I was waiting for Alanded's post. So, I guess I'm ending this thread now after almost a month of delay.
"Ha! I never contradict myself, actually."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Quoting me mockingly in your signature. Real mature. Grow up."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Heh, if he keeps this up. I might need a website for these gems. Mwaha."

-Eliar Swiftfire

eswiftfire
04/29/2003 9:25 AM

Eliar Swiftfire appeared with a POOF!

"Dammit. We're way behind schedule here. Anybody here to help me out???? I wanna blow shit up. And nothing's going to stop me now. NOTHING, dammit!" Eliar said, obviously pissed. "Ha! I never contradict myself, actually."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Quoting me mockingly in your signature. Real mature. Grow up."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Heh, if he keeps this up. I might need a website for these gems. Mwaha."

-Eliar Swiftfire

DarkDalamar20
04/29/2003 9:57 AM

A thick fog suddenly appeared around Eliar. The fog was so thick, that even the sharp-eyed mage couldn't see anything through the thickety thick fog. Quickly, the fog dissapeared as if it were sucked up by a whore from Palanthas.

"Ah, good day, sir!" Ballsar Rockhard said from his spot next to the mage. "Sorry about the fog. Last night I had one of those burritos in Floatsum. Whew...big mistake..."

Eliar looked down at the sexy dwarf. "What are you doing here?" he asked.

Ballsar looked around. "Well. Let me think. Last night I was in a rather dirty mud wrestling event with a dozen or so beautiful women. Unfortunately, I was not told that you couldn't take off your clothes, so I was disqualified. Needless to say, I was rather disapointed." The dwarf put his arm around the mage's waist.

"So, anyway. I was sitting there aftewards, quite unhappy. Then I realized, why? I have plenty of things to do. I have been busy lately. What with all my adventures and what not. Have you ever heard of Marderfarker? Quite an interesting man he is. This gnome and I have been out searching high and low for various things. Getting in a lot of trouble, if I do say so myself. But, where was I?" Ballsar rubbed his chin. "Oh yeah, so I left the bar and wondered where I should go. Then I heard something that I have heard many times before. POOF, that is what I heard."

At this point, Ballsar had to nudge Swiftfire to wake him up before continuing.

"So, when I heard that. I knew that if I travelled far enough, I would find you. So, I left with six of the most adventerous men I could find. Unfortunately they were eaten by trolls only 5 mins after we left. I wasn't that sad. I think some of them wanted my cornhole anyway. So, I travelled high and low, searching through the woods and caverns. I finally found you here. About time, I should say too."

The dwarf looked up at the mage and smiled. His sexy dwarf face stirring something inside Eliar that could only be classified as....affection.

"Look what I found though!"

Ballsar pulled out a large metal object from his back pocket. On the side, was a title that said, "The Large Juan".

"Oops, wrong metal object." Ballsar blushed. He through the dilly off to the side and fished around his pocket some more. "Ah, here it is!" he finally pulled another metal object out. This one saying "Massive Nuclear Bomb (Destruction is our promise)."

Ballsar rubbed it lovingly. "Neat, huh? I was going to wait until your birthday to give it to you, but I figured you could always use it now...so...here you go!" the dwarf handed the bomb over to Swiftfire.

"Well, with that, I must take my leave. See you soon!" Ballsar kissed Eliar on the hand "Good-bye, my dear."

And as suddenly as Ballsar had appeared, he was gone. I have found some kind of temporary sanity.

eswiftfire
04/29/2003 7:56 PM

OOC: Might as well resurrect the Mad_Aurak's character before ending this stinking thread. The mere presence of it is getting into my nerves.

IC:

"Hm... Another nuclear bomb. Not bad!" Eliar grinned. "Thanks a lot, you damned dwarf!"

"Halt! Scar of vileness! I will not allow you to continue your evil ways!" A voice rang out clearly.

"Damn, who the hell is it?" Eliar spun towards the direction of the voice... "Ha! I never contradict myself, actually."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Quoting me mockingly in your signature. Real mature. Grow up."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Heh, if he keeps this up. I might need a website for these gems. Mwaha."

-Eliar Swiftfire

eswiftfire
04/29/2003 8:14 PM

OOC: Okay, gotta double check Mad_Aurak's character's attributes before finishing him.

IC:

It was a draconian, gold skinned, more than a head taller than Eliar. "I am LON!" He roared impressively, raising his sword.

"Oh, okay." Eliar said, unimpressed. "Now, leave me alone while I blow up your pathetic world."

"No! I won't allow you to do that!!! Bakarnya dengan api yang panas!!" Lon shrieked the words of magic.

And suddenly, Eliar was engulfed by a wave of blazing flames. The spiky-haired mage shrieked and collapsed onto the floor.

"Hahahahaha! Is that the best you can do? Silly mage! Not only am I unrivaled with a sword, I am invincible with my magic spells too!" Lon laughed. "I am the only draconian in the world who can use both sword and sorcery with brilliant skills!! Not only that, I have a heart of gold too!"

All of a sudden, a squirrel appeared and leapt up to the draconian's shoulder. "Ah... chitter!" Lon smiled. "My little furry friend."

Eliar muttered something, the flames disappeared instantly.

"What the...?" Lon asked.

"It's a pity your furry friend had to suffer a fate such as THIS!!!!" Eliar grinned maniacally.

The squirrel exploded.

Bits of its body parts smeared upon the draconian's face and armour. Lon was stunned, mortified... all he could do was stare blankly at Eliar.

"Ha! I never contradict myself, actually."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Quoting me mockingly in your signature. Real mature. Grow up."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Heh, if he keeps this up. I might need a website for these gems. Mwaha."

-Eliar Swiftfire

eswiftfire
04/29/2003 8:27 PM

Eliar turned towards the camera. "This is going to be R-rated. People."

"You... you killed my Chitter...." Lon whispered. Wiping away the blood from his face, tears started forming in his eyes, something seldom seen in a draconian...

"And you... you goddamned mad Aurak, dirty my robes!" Eliar growled while tracing a couple of runes in the air.

BOOM!!!

Lon's left arm exploded. The draconian's screams were shrill and painful beyond description.

"Yeah. Scream more, you damned mad Aurak." Eliar said.

BOOM!!!

The draconian's other arm exploded too. This time, the draconian collapsed onto the floor, groaning, moaning, twitching, stuggling to get up.

"Assistance In Emergency!" The spiky-haired mage called out. His large wooden mallet appeared in his hands. Standing before Lon, eyeing him impassively.

"KILL ME NOW, YOU DAMNED COWARD! KILL ME!!!" Lon cried.

"Nah. I'll definitely do that, of course, and you'll be with your little Chitter again. But for the time being, I would like to bash you repeatedly with my Assistance in Emergency so you'll feel great pain before you die. Mwaha."

So, for the next half an hour, all Eliar did was pounding the draconian mercilessly with his mallet, until green blood was flying everywhere, the draconian's insides were already oozing out slowly, his screams and cries for mercy were louder and deafening than ever before...

In the end, Eliar bashed the draconian's head repeatedly, ending its screams, leaving it into nothing more than a bloody pulp.

"Ha! I never contradict myself, actually."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Quoting me mockingly in your signature. Real mature. Grow up."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Heh, if he keeps this up. I might need a website for these gems. Mwaha."

-Eliar Swiftfire

eswiftfire
04/29/2003 8:33 PM

"Damned mad aurak." Eliar said, running away before the corpse of the draconian would explode.

After it exploded, Eliar walked back and study his nuclear bomb again. "Hm... how do I activate this again?"

"Please, please don't blow up our world!" Another voice came. This time, it belonged to a girl.

"And who is it this time?" Eliar said without turning back.

"Princess Dawn!"

"Oh, goody." The spiky-haired mage smiled tenderly.

A large statue appeared in mid-air suddenly and fell onto the princess, crushing her flat.

"Aha! It's finally activated!" Eliar grinned. :D:D:D:D

He disappeared with a POOF!

The Massive Nuclear Bomb exploded massively.

The world was no more.

Everybody rejoices.

The End"Ha! I never contradict myself, actually."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Quoting me mockingly in your signature. Real mature. Grow up."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Heh, if he keeps this up. I might need a website for these gems. Mwaha."

-Eliar Swiftfire

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