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PrincessCasandra09
08/06/2002 7:54 AM

(( OOC: This post is based on the tv show, sailor Moon. My char, Chairty, will be playing the part of Sailor Moon. Please post the spot you want to be. First come, first served.))

The Moon had been torn apart after years of war in the negaverse. Princess Chairty, ( Serena's great great grand- daughter) had been placed on hte throne. She looked every thing like her Great Great Grandmother, except her personality. She had blonde hair, blue eyes, and her personality was very serious.
Anywayz......

After helping their leader in the wars, the Sailor Scouts, one by one, had been plucked out of sight. I mean, right from the battles, never to be seen.

One day.....
A masked stranger walked in to the Throne room in the Great Palace to see Her Highess, Princess Chairty. Chairty, not knowing this person was going to arrive, was very shocked. It began to speak.......I am Sailor Moon, champion of Justice. In the Name of the moon, i punish you!!- Sailor Moon to all bad guys

Kitiara99
08/06/2002 8:04 AM

OOC: Does this have any relation to Dragonlance/Krynn? Just wondering....“We pity him. We hate him. We fear him – all because there is a little of him in each of us, though we admit it to ourselves only in the darkest part of the night.”
~Justarius speaking of Raistlin~

eswiftfire
08/06/2002 10:24 AM

OOC: What do you expect from princesscassandra?"I am the LEGENDARY, MANLY MAGE, Eliar Swiftfire! EMBODIMENT OF COOLNESS, LOVER OF EASY WOMEN! And... I'm out of cash." -Eliar Swiftfire in 'The Future Fellowship'

Kitiara99
08/06/2002 10:44 AM

OOC: OK, good point.... Just an interesting philosophical question: I don't know too much about Sailor Moon, but how would that even work on Krynn? I mean, you've got 3 moons, not one, so it'd have to be Sailor Moons, but more importantly, these moons aren't just inanimate objects, they're gods. And how do you think Nuitari would react to having hyper little cartoon characters jumping around and condemning his followers with the power of the moon?

*Hyper little cartoon character gets blown to pieces by powerful black robed mage.*

Hehe, just having a little fun. :D :D :D“We pity him. We hate him. We fear him – all because there is a little of him in each of us, though we admit it to ourselves only in the darkest part of the night.”
~Justarius speaking of Raistlin~

eswiftfire
08/06/2002 10:54 AM

OOC: LOL!"I am the LEGENDARY, MANLY MAGE, Eliar Swiftfire! EMBODIMENT OF COOLNESS, LOVER OF EASY WOMEN! And... I'm out of cash." -Eliar Swiftfire in 'The Future Fellowship'

Kitiara99
08/06/2002 11:12 AM

OOC: hehe, glad to know I'm amusing. I try. ;)

IC: The dark figure appproached Princess Charity with a purposeful stride. Everyone in the throne room fell silent. The avatar of Nuitari emanated the power of a god. He did not need to speak or move to invoke fear in all those around him. Simply by entering the room, he cast a dark, mysterious pall over the entire place and its occupants.

He stood before the throne, towering over Princess Charity. "Are you the one known as Sailor Moon?" He did not wait for a reply. (Gods don't wait for replies. They only ask rhetorical questions.) "I do not know where or how you derive your power. I am not a fan of Saturday morning cartoons." (Nuitari evidently perfers Wednesday afternoon cooking specials.) "However, I can tell you right now it is not from my moon! Only the most evil, diabolical, and most despicable of mages may draw power from my extreme evilness. I will end this nonsense immediatly!" Purple lightening flickering from the god's fingertips. He mumbled to himself as he tried to remember the words to a spell. Dammit. he muttered to himself. Too many years of godly power have made me fall down on my spellcasting. I've got the lightening, what in the Abyss am I supposed to do now?

Nuitari the power, Lord of the Night and Ruler of all evil, despicable, and downright naughty magic, cried out an invocation to Takhisis, the Dragon Queen and Goddess of Dark: "Mommy!!!!!! Help Me!!!"“We pity him. We hate him. We fear him – all because there is a little of him in each of us, though we admit it to ourselves only in the darkest part of the night.”
~Justarius speaking of Raistlin~

Maugetar
08/06/2002 12:28 PM

IC; Paladine woke up, a massive hangover trying it's best to marr his draconic handsomness. He looked over at the dark and evil figure that had woken him up,

"What is it this time?"

The figure almost screeched at him,

"Can you not hear him? He calls out for his parent's support!"

Paladine cocked an ear in the direction of the moons,

"I believe he is specifying that you go to him...."

then the lord of good and greatness saw the look in his ex-wife's eyes,

"Oh dear, it's that time of the month again isn't it?"

Paladine dissapeared in a blaze of white light as his ex-wife threw a plate at him,

Odd, I don't have any plates in my room...ah well lets see what the kid wants.

He appeared next to Nuitari,

"Your mother's busy, what do you need?"

A few ancient memories came to the surface of Paladine's mind and he grimaced,

"You didn't break another continent did you? You know how your mother hates you muscling in on her territory.""Ah, they have a cave troll....."

Kitiara99
08/06/2002 4:29 PM

OOC:

(( Well, like Someone said, i forget, Kryn. I rule them all, but i need people on my side to help me


I'll pretend that made sense.

IC: Nuitari ignored Charity and looked indignantly at Paladine. "I did not break another continent. I didn't even break that last one, that was Lunitari, she just lied and everyone always likes her more so I got punished." He made a face rather like an angry child.

The he lowered his voice and whispered to Paladine, "I forgot the words to the Instant Death by Fire and Lightning spell. Can you help me out?"

Charity seemed about to make another comment, so Nuitari growled deeply and shot sparks at her from his fingertips. Then he turned to look pleadingly again at Paladine. Just as Paladine was about to reply, an extremely irate Takhisis burst onto the scene.“We pity him. We hate him. We fear him – all because there is a little of him in each of us, though we admit it to ourselves only in the darkest part of the night.”
~Justarius speaking of Raistlin~

Kitiara99
08/06/2002 5:06 PM

OOC: Hope no one minds if I play Takhisis too, I'm just having far too much fun. :D :D

IC: Nuitari looked somewhat sheepishly at his mother, the Dragon Queen. He sincerely hoped she hadn't yet discovered the invisibility spell he'd cast on her red dragon head. It made a great prank, but he had hoped to be far, far away from her when she found out. Luckily, it didn't seem as though she'd looked in the mirror yet this morning.

Paladine turned and looked at Takhisis. She roared at him with all 5 heads (well, 4 heads and one invisible). The platinum dragon winced as she swung a god-sized rolling pin down on his head. "HOW DARE YOU!" she screamed. "The red dragon! Gone! It's Solinari again, isn't it? That little brat of yours! I'm going to tear his head from his shoulders and this time I'll hide it where Mishakal will never be able to hide it!" Nuitari chuckled. Just like his good two shoed cousin to get the blame for his little pranks. Last time Takhisis had inflicted her punishment on him, Mishakal had rushed in to heal her baby boy. Much to Taky's anger.

"Here, mother, let me fix it for you!" Nuitari said in his best syrupy sweet voice. He murmured a few words and the red dragon head reappeared, looking pleased. With Takhisis's anger somewhat abated, Paladine stood up straighter, although he did take a few steps away from her. Nuitari smiled evilly at his mother. "I was just having trouble, my queen, remembering the words to a spell. Although I can't quite recall what I needed it for." Then he remembered Princess Charity. "Ah yes. This little girl over here has proclaimed herself queen of the moon or some such nonsense. I just wanted to make sure she had no plans for my moon. She's more than welcome to move in with Solinari."

"Well, that's not my problem!" Takhisis boomed. "Now if you'll excuse me, I must go back to bed. A goddess like me needs beauty sleep after all." Just then she turned her drooling green dragon head towards Paladine, and it was all he could do to keep from falling to the floor in laughter. With that, Takhisis disappeared in a cloud of smoke and dragon drool.

Nuitari turned back to Princess Charity, unsure of what to do with her. After all that fuss, he still couldn't remember the words to that spell.“We pity him. We hate him. We fear him – all because there is a little of him in each of us, though we admit it to ourselves only in the darkest part of the night.”
~Justarius speaking of Raistlin~

eswiftfire
08/06/2002 6:39 PM


Oh and yea, Eswift, how about u shut up.))


OOC: Heh. That's not a very nice thing to say. This thread's getting my blessing too.

IC:

Gilean appeared suddenly and stared at the other gods. "What the in the ABYSS just happened? Dammit! I was having my beauty sleep! You know that as a God of Neutrality, I'm NOT supposed to DO anything at all but sit aside and watch STUFF happens. Shut yer hole, and KILL that self-proclaimed RULER of moons... her death won't tilt the balance at all."

POOF! He vanished. "I am the LEGENDARY, MANLY MAGE, Eliar Swiftfire! EMBODIMENT OF COOLNESS, LOVER OF EASY WOMEN! And... I'm out of cash." -Eliar Swiftfire in 'The Future Fellowship'

Kitiara99
08/06/2002 6:50 PM

Nuitari was about to gleefully set to work killing Chairty when Kiri Jolith appeared in a flash of blue light. Dammit. Nuitari muttered. Just when I had Gilean's blessing to try out some of my new death spells, the righteous warrior has to show up. I bet he'll even demand a trial for this upstart. With one last longing look at Chairty (imagining her fried to a crisp, no doubt), he turned towards Kiri Jolith. "And what do you want?" He demanded icily.

"I sensed a disturbance in this area, and I came to investigate!" The god of justice boomed. More like eavesdropped on your parents and heard some cat fighting going one Nuitari muttered, too softly for Kiri Jolith to hear.

"This fair lady seems to be in distress! Foul god of dark magic, pray tell, what has befallen her?"

Nuitari answered with a sneer. "She thinks she's the ruler of some moon or another. Gilean told me I could kill her!" He added petulantly.

"What crime has she committed? For what wrong do you condemn her? I demand justice! Gilean, answer for this!" Kiri Jolith shouted to the heavens. Nuitari just scowled and prepared to set fire to the god of justice's robes. “We pity him. We hate him. We fear him – all because there is a little of him in each of us, though we admit it to ourselves only in the darkest part of the night.”
~Justarius speaking of Raistlin~

[Edited by Kitiara99 on Tuesday, August 6, 2002 6:52 PM]

eswiftfire
08/06/2002 6:56 PM

POOF!

Gilian appeared again. A look of annoyance on his usually impassive face... of course, to everyone else, he still looked impassive... since his face was covered by a white facial mask.

He ripped the mask away. "What is it this time?" Damn goody two shoes... never been the same since he lost a game of strip poker against Reorx. "Are you aware of the fact that the Balance's pretty imbalanced right now cos' of you? Too much good in Krynn, I say." "I am the LEGENDARY, MANLY MAGE, Eliar Swiftfire! EMBODIMENT OF COOLNESS, LOVER OF EASY WOMEN! And... I'm out of cash." -Eliar Swiftfire in 'The Future Fellowship'

[Edited by eswiftfire on Tuesday, August 6, 2002 7:01 PM]

Kitiara99
08/06/2002 7:07 PM

Nuitari saw a chance to engage in one of his favorite activites, groveling.

"Of course, the balance is of utmost importance." he said to Gilean. Without balance, magic would not survive! Nor would anything else, of course." He added hastily, seeing Gilean's eyes narrow. Gilean was always much better at seeing through his lies than the other gods.

"Good has triumphed for too long on Krynn, evil must have its place as well. Allow me to eliminate the "princess," and in doing so restore the balance!" Nuitari was quite aware his plan was little flawed, but if Gilean bought it, heck, who cares?

Kiri Jolith growled menacingly. Nuitari turned to him. "Whatcha purring about, pussycat?" he added scaldingly. He then turned to Gilean, who couldn't suppress a slight chuckle. The god of justice was silenced as he struggles to come up with a worthy comeback. All he could manage was a half-hearted, "Oh, yeah?"

Then Kiri Jolith found his voice again. "What this god of evil naughtiness suggests is despicable!" He boomed, eliciting chuckles from Nuitari. "He would slay an innocent princess, using his diabolical magics. Certainly, the god of balance and truth will not allow such an atrocity!"

"Aww, shove it." Nuitari muttered, then added under his breath, "right up a minotaurs ass."“We pity him. We hate him. We fear him – all because there is a little of him in each of us, though we admit it to ourselves only in the darkest part of the night.”
~Justarius speaking of Raistlin~

eswiftfire
08/06/2002 7:17 PM

IC:

Gilean nodded with a grim smile at Kiri Jolith. "Actually, I do. Didn't you hear that I said there's too much good in Krynn? Too many 'heroes' doing superhuman deeds, saving thousands of lives... Kiri, You must go check out some of the books written by me... *cough* I mean, Astinus. Those who walk the path of darkness, those servants of Evil are suffering too much. The death of this... princess, will restore the Balance." He stared away dramatically and paused for a while... for dramatic effect.

"And now, will you excuse me? I have things to meet, people to do. If you want to look for someone to whine... go to Mishakal." With a sneer, he disappeared again."I am the LEGENDARY, MANLY MAGE, Eliar Swiftfire! EMBODIMENT OF COOLNESS, LOVER OF EASY WOMEN! And... I'm out of cash." -Eliar Swiftfire in 'The Future Fellowship'

[Edited by eswiftfire on Tuesday, August 6, 2002 7:20 PM]

Kitiara99
08/06/2002 7:29 PM

Nuitari resisted the temptation to taunt Kiri Jolith with a self righteous "I told you so!" Instead, the powerful god of dark magic, keeper of secrets and guardian of the paths of night, stuck his godly tongue out at the god of justice. Kiri Jolith simply scowled and disappeared in a POOF of blue light.

Nuitari turned and smiled evilly at Chairty. He thought for a long time about the spells he knew. Some extended suffering for all eternity, other were over in a flash of the greatest pain ever known. He had quite forgotten his latest spell, but he supposed he could do without it.

The god of dark magic chanted words of an arcane magic, and searing black lights shot towards the ceiling. He cackled with his amazing power, only to have a fluffy white bunny rabbit land on his head. "What in the Abyss..." he shouted. "Oh, wrong spell. I was supposed to say Humi Molu Carrabis, not Homi Molu Carrotis. That's right."

He tossed that rabbit at the suprised princess, only to see it disappear in a flash of pink light. "Cheap illusionist spells," he muttered.

"Now then, to set this right." He chanted the arcane words again, this time sending black lights to surround the throne. Just as he was about to cast another spell, one that would dose the princess with water straight from the Blood Sea, he heard a loud POOF behind him. "Now who could that be." he wondered aloud. "We seem to be having a regular godly tea party this morning."“We pity him. We hate him. We fear him – all because there is a little of him in each of us, though we admit it to ourselves only in the darkest part of the night.”
~Justarius speaking of Raistlin~

[Edited by Kitiara99 on Tuesday, August 6, 2002 7:30 PM]

eswiftfire
08/06/2002 7:37 PM

Reorx and Sargonnas appeared, with popcorns in their hands.

The god of dwarves smiled cheerfully at Nuitari. "Don't worry about us, continue what you were doing." Then, he turned to Sargonnas. "The girl's going die in less than 1 minute."

Sargonnas shook his head. "No way. The brat's good, but he loves using looooong flashy spells. I say that she will die in at least 3 minutes."

Reorx smirked. "Wanna bet? If I win, you'll give me those nude photos of Takky."

"What if I win?" Sargonnas asked.

"I'll let you start a minor riot in Thorbadin." Reorx shrugged.

"Okay. You're on."


"I am the LEGENDARY, MANLY MAGE, Eliar Swiftfire! EMBODIMENT OF COOLNESS, LOVER OF EASY WOMEN! And... I'm out of cash." -Eliar Swiftfire in 'The Future Fellowship'

Kitiara99
08/06/2002 8:04 PM

Nuitari pretended to scowl at the two onlookers, but grinned inwardly. There was nothing he liked more than putting on a show.

Flashes of brilliantly colored lights soared through the room. The princess's cell of black light filled with Blood Sea water. It only remained so for second, however, until Nuitari quickly ended all the spells. He then conjured up some jungle themed music, and Kagonesti half kender to shoot blow darts into Chairty. After a few seconds the half kenders exploded into fireballs, which rushed in towards the princess, stopping mere inches from her face. Then they shot upwards and exploded in multi-colored fireworks, eliciting cheers from the "audience." Nuitari paused for a moment and contemplated. Then he decided to finish the show with a real display.

Conjured dragons of every color fill the throne room. Nuitari called up some more thematic music, this time choosing some light, Celtic themes favored by the elves, then added just enough heavy metal sound to make things truly random. He conjured up some dancing gnomes to gyrate to the music, then whispered another spell directed towards the giant wyrms. The dragons formed into a single line and flew in circles around the room. They finally stopped, forming a great circle around the princess. They all inhaled deeply, and the music stopped. Breath weapons of every sort shot directly towards the princess, lifting her up into the air only to be incinerated. When nothing was left but a smoldering pile of ashes, the god of dark magic created a large mass of firecrackers to celebrate the occasion. The dragons disappeared, and squeeky renditions of "Happy New Year" filled the air. Nuitari stepped back, on the whole quite pleased with himself.

“We pity him. We hate him. We fear him – all because there is a little of him in each of us, though we admit it to ourselves only in the darkest part of the night.”
~Justarius speaking of Raistlin~

eswiftfire
08/06/2002 8:19 PM

"F(beep!)! I f(beep!)ing lose the bet again! And why f(beep!) does THIS happens when I say f(beep!)? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!" Reorx wept like a little girl and disappeared.

"Heh. Off to Thorbadin I go. Great show, lad!" Sargonnas grinned and flashed Nuitari the 'thumbs up' sign before disappearing too.


-----------------------------------------

"Ah yes! The Balance had been restored!" Gilean looked up from his pile of fashion mags and laughed merrily. "I am the LEGENDARY, MANLY MAGE, Eliar Swiftfire! EMBODIMENT OF COOLNESS, LOVER OF EASY WOMEN! And... I'm out of cash." -Eliar Swiftfire in 'The Future Fellowship'

Kalia_Majere
08/07/2002 7:50 AM

*Looks around...and suddenly bursts out laughing*

No offence honey...but they're right....when I did my sailor moon crossover...I did it after the chaos war...where there is only one moon.....


and maugetar sorry to say it but you screwed up....Paladine isn't Nuitari's father.....and the last Goddess he would be married to is Takhisis (Nuitari's mother)...they're bother and sister....geesh.... :P :) don't mind me...poking fun :)In the Valleys of Fear,
Do I walk with my head high;
The weakness that threatens,
My courage belies.
And when it is courage
That fails me aw well
It is hope and my faith
That save me from Hell

eswiftfire
08/07/2002 8:03 AM

OOC: No, Takky WAS Pal's consort.... they have an incestuous relationship. Go check out the info bout the gods in dragonlance.com"I am the LEGENDARY, MANLY MAGE, Eliar Swiftfire! EMBODIMENT OF COOLNESS, LOVER OF EASY WOMEN! And... I'm out of cash." -Eliar Swiftfire in 'The Future Fellowship'

Phobic_rion
08/07/2002 12:45 PM

"Why me...." Cain dropped plop in the middle of some weird conversation including a few people from sailor moon, and the majority of DD.

"This is DEFINATELY not my day..." He rubbed his head, starin at the little relic he had in his hand from about an hour ago. It didn't work all that well. Just some little dinky thing that Sailor Pluto used to move people around from dimention to dimention....

"I'm tellin' ya'll it doesn't make any sense, and I haven't a clue what the hell I'm doing in here, and man, I donno why yer' beepin' like tat. It's just kinda funny anyhows....." He stared at the relec again, his eyes changing color from blue to purple. (wired) It was an interesting little relec anyhow.

"If I interupted, I'm kinda sorry? Well, as an apprentice of Raistlin, I must be on my way, thank you." He turned and left, but realized quickly he had nowhere to go. He scratched his black spikey hair in confusion, trying to remember how that stupid wand thing worked, before throwing it on the ground. "Piece of s(beep)!! WAO!! Me too man!!?? Oh wel, I guess I have to choce but to stick around.....grrr." He grumbled under his breath, sitting in a corner, hopin that someone would come and resue him from the hell hole.

MEANWHILE

(twenty mileniums later) WEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Caramon: This is stupid. When the hell are we going to land!!!??

Tas: No ideaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

Ha. Srry for interupting. keep on playin'Life is far to short to waste.....life every day like it was your last....
die without regrets....
don't ever let life pass you by...
It's far too precious.....

Kitiara99
08/08/2002 7:53 PM

Mishakal, beautiful and benevolent goddess of healing, arrived on the scene, not with a POOF!, not with a bang, not even with a crash. She arrived to the sound of ringing bells and bouncy pop music.

"Did I hear some naughty things going on?" She asked Nuitari sweetly.

"Uhhh, no, of course not!" he responded sheepishly, stepping to the side to concel the pile of ashes. But Mishakal saw right through him. Literally. As the goddess of healing, she was endowed with the ability to see organs and blood vessels and bones and.... well, you get the idea.

"Oh no!" she exclaimed. "Is that, is that.... the remains of a princess?"

"Well yeah, kind of..." Nuitari stammered. "Gilean said I could. And it was so much fun!" He noticed the goddess's angry look, which wasn't so much angry as pouty and upset. "But you can heal her if you want!" He added quickly!"

"Really? Oh joy! Oh rapture!" Mishakal exclaimed. She set about her work. Once she was sufficiently distracted, Nuitari slipped out unobtrusively. He didn't want to be around for this. He remembered something about a riot in Thorbardin.... POOF! he was gone.

Mishakal scattered rose petals and lily pads and holy water about. Then she sang several songs, and chanted some arcane chants. After a great deal of fuss, nothing had happened. She pouted for a moment, then shouted, "Oh ressurect already!" She pointed at the pile, and blue light emanated from her fingers. The pile began to shake, then transform. Silvery light bathed the room. A creature emerged from the mass....

It was yellow. It was big. It had a brown lightening bolt on its side. It made high squeeky noises. It even had a little pink crown on its gigantamous head. It was......PRINCESS PIKACHU!

Mishakal gasped, "Oh dearie me, I think I did something wrong! I better go now..." She disappeared again is a puff of pop music and pink powder.
“We pity him. We hate him. We fear him – all because there is a little of him in each of us, though we admit it to ourselves only in the darkest part of the night.”
~Justarius speaking of Raistlin~

Kitiara99
08/08/2002 8:03 PM

Somewhere, in a far-off galaxy....

The members of Team Rocket, the evilest gang known to the world of Pokemon, sat in their headquarters, a dingy basement rigged up with all sorts of gadgets. One member, a girl sitting over in the corner, jumped up suddenly, a machine on the wall going haywire.

"A new kind of Pokemon! We've gotta go catch it! C'mon Team Rocket, let's go!" With the sort of bouncy music common on Saturday monring cartoons, several members got up to follow her. They grabbed their assorted weapons and sidekick Pokemon, and shot off into outer space.

After a few wrong turns and near misses with asteroids, the members of Team Rocket landed in what had once been the throne room of Sailor Moon. They picked up their stun guns and walked slowly towards the huge Pikachu, afraid it might make some sudden moves. The Princess P. was completely unaware of them however, waddling about the room making high pitched squeeking noises. The members of Team Rocket closed in. The Princess seemed doomed.“We pity him. We hate him. We fear him – all because there is a little of him in each of us, though we admit it to ourselves only in the darkest part of the night.”
~Justarius speaking of Raistlin~

eswiftfire
08/08/2002 8:09 PM

I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

The song blared loudly in Gilean's room while he was reading some sad love stories chronicled by Astinus. Then... he sensed a HUGE disturbance in the BALANCE!

"Uh oh..."

He collapsed onto the floor, writhing in pain when another song began playing in his room.

Pikachu (I Choose You)


*Pikachu!
You know that you're the one
So I choose you
There's no one else I'd rather have
Here by my side

And you can help me win this fight
Because we need to face
The challenge that's ahead
Pikachu!
You know there is no other
I choose you
Because you are my brother
In this game we play
And if we have to go all day
So we can leave the other
Masters far behind

I've been training all my life
Waiting all this time
For this moment to arrive
And now that it's here
I don't have the fear
'Cause in the Pokemon world
Even masters have to learn
They will always find something new

*Repeat

I will never doubt the dream
As long as you're with me
I know that we can reach the top
We're the greatest team
This game has ever seen
And we'll never stop

*Repeat


"I am the LEGENDARY, MANLY MAGE, Eliar Swiftfire! EMBODIMENT OF COOLNESS, LOVER OF EASY WOMEN! And... I'm out of cash." -Eliar Swiftfire in 'The Future Fellowship'

Kitiara99
08/08/2002 8:25 PM

Team Rocket, the embodiment of evil wickedness, was sending the Balance into an uproar. Gilean lay on the floor, writhing in pain.

Paladine felt the change as well, a challenge to his ultimate goodness. Takhisis would have noticed it too, if she hadn't been lost in a haze of smoke and hippie music. If she felt it, she was way, WAY, too stoned to care.

Paladine the Valiant Warrior stood up, empowered by this personal challenge. Deep within him, he felt a change. He was becoming someone else, a new person was seeping into the core of his very being. In his heart, he felt a call. Pikachu..... The name was calling to him. He felt the trainer inside rush to his head. He teleported to the site of Sailor Moon's former throne room.

Team Rocket heard a loud POOF!, and turned their gaze away from Princess Pikachu. In the godly body of Paladine, they saw their archnemisis.... Ash!!!!!!!

Princess Pikachu jumped so quickly she nearly lost the little pink crown on her head. She rushed to her soulmate, her trainer.....

Paladine struggled with the voices in his head. Ash the trainer called to him, lashing out towards Team Rocket and calling to Princess P. The god of good cried out against the abomination that was Pikachu. And another voice surfaced in his head. Another voice, one that called to the princess hidden within the body of the huge yellow pokemon.
“We pity him. We hate him. We fear him – all because there is a little of him in each of us, though we admit it to ourselves only in the darkest part of the night.”
~Justarius speaking of Raistlin~

eswiftfire
08/09/2002 1:14 AM

"Wait.... too much good now... Paladine... you DOLT..." Gilean cried weakly, before losing consciousness.

-------------------------------------------------------

"Prepare for trouble!"

"Make it double!"

"To bring evil cartoons humiliation!"

"To steal spotlight through television!"

"To praise the forces of controversy!"

"To spread out name throughout the galaxy!"

"Jessie!"

"James!"

Before they could even finish their daily routine, they found themselves rudely interrupted by this.. this abomination that appeared before them.

Jessie and Meowth stared in horror... never in their life, had they felt so afraid. Well... okay, there was this time when they met a girl who called herself Britney Axes, Britney Swords or something.. but that was another story.

"James! What are we going to do?" Jessie turned to her partner in fear.

To her surprise, there wasn't a trace of emotion on his face. He seemed calm and composed...

"James?"

Calm and composed... before he uttered this lines.

"Jessie... I've wet my pants...""I am the LEGENDARY, MANLY MAGE, Eliar Swiftfire! EMBODIMENT OF COOLNESS, LOVER OF EASY WOMEN! And... I'm out of cash." -Eliar Swiftfire in 'The Future Fellowship'

Kitiara99
08/09/2002 6:53 AM

Princess Pikachu stood faithfully at Paladine's side, sensing wthin him the essence of her beloved trainer, Ash.

Paladine rolled on the floor, suffering from the mother of all headaches. Ash ricocheted about in his head, screaming about battles and masters and......PokeBalls? Gilean screeched at him, clamoring away about the Balance again. Why won't he go bother Taky for a change? Paladine muttered.

Deep within the Platinum Dragon, another being clamored to grab a hold. It was several long, agonizing minutes before Paladine realized it was Habbakuk, his godly son. Habbakuk was the embodiment of the noble knight. The handsome noble knight. The kind of noble knight that slayed dragons and rescued princesses. Even when those dragons turned out to be silver and those "princesses" turned out to be evil mages. Oops.

Within minutes Habbakuk was standing gloriously in the demolished throne room, light streaming from his buff, godly body. He snapped his fingers, and his music snapped on.... Bye Bye Bye.... "NOOOOO" he screamed. "You dolts, you got it wrong again!"

Habbukuk disappeared in an angry PUFF!, only to return minutes later to the more appropriate music of: Backstreet's back, alright!

The god smiled happily. Nothing made him angrier than when his personal assistants got him music selection wrong. They had no understanding of the deep intellectual variation between the Backstreet Boys and NSync.

Paladine, however, was not smiling. He was still rolling on the floor in agony, although the pain had long ago subsided. He just liked rolling on the floor. Reminded him of......Oh, well, never mind.

Habbakuk glanced at Paladine lying on the floor. Oh the pain! Oh the agony! Unlike most gods, Hababbkuk was known for his dark, troubled past. He liked to cry tears of manliness about it when he was alone in the night.

Then the Princess Pikachu caught his eye. At first he was revolted, then touched by twangs of pain.....memories..... Then he saw the ridiculous little pink crown. "A princess!!!!" He exclaimed. "I shall rush to her rescue from......"

He glanced around, looking to see who he had to rescue Princess P. from. All he saw was a couple of kids dressed in black, one with a rather interesting wet spot on the front of him pants. *Snicker* The other one was clutching an animal that looked rather like a mutated cat. Habbakuk wondered if it could bite.

“We pity him. We hate him. We fear him – all because there is a little of him in each of us, though we admit it to ourselves only in the darkest part of the night.”
~Justarius speaking of Raistlin~

eswiftfire
08/09/2002 10:47 AM

"Eeeeeeeek!" Both James and Meowth eek'd.

However, Jessie merely stared at Habbakuk. "This being is... GORGEOUS!" She exclaimed. Her eyes suddenly became little pink hearts. "I am the LEGENDARY, MANLY MAGE, Eliar Swiftfire! EMBODIMENT OF COOLNESS, LOVER OF EASY WOMEN! And... I'm out of cash." -Eliar Swiftfire in 'The Future Fellowship'

Kitiara99
08/09/2002 11:25 AM

Cheesy love music began to play, the sort with long harp and violin solos. Flower petals drifted through the air, and birds chirped melodiously. Love was in the air and in their hearts.

Jessie's eyes, now shaped like little pink hearts, gazed at Habbakuk's godly buffness. She jumped a little, clutched her hands to her heart, and ran towards him.

The noble knight in Habbakuk's mind came to life. His brought his hands to his heart in a manly gesture of sincerity, and gave a long speech about his undying love and devotion. On fast forward. So he sounded like a chipmunk on speed. Then he ran with full manly gusto.....towards Princess Pikachu.

Princess Pikachu stared with love at Paladine, who she believed to be her trainer Ash. She made squeeking sounds of happiness, then waddled quickly in his direction. She through her short little arms around the Platinum Dragon and knocked him right over.

Habbakuk ran to Pikachu and threw himself on top of her.

Jessie ran towards Habbakuk, and used her incredible flying leap to catapult herself on top of the pile.

At the bottom, Paladine groaned.

James and Meowth stood and stared, then burst out hysterically laughing.“We pity him. We hate him. We fear him – all because there is a little of him in each of us, though we admit it to ourselves only in the darkest part of the night.”
~Justarius speaking of Raistlin~

PrincessCasandra09
08/09/2002 3:31 PM

Ok I am just saying something, Pokeman are for little, annoying two year olds here in America, but i dont know what other countries think about them. But, from my view, the sux.I am Sailor Moon, champion of Justice. In the Name of the moon, i punish you!!- Sailor Moon to all bad guys

Alanded
08/11/2002 7:05 AM

TOTALLY IN CHARACTER:

STRANGE VOICE:



Ok I am just saying something, Pokeman are for little, annoying two year olds here in America, but i dont know what other countries think about them. But, from my view, the sux.



Funny... that's exactly the same thing that most sane, right-minded people say about Sailor Moon. Except that it's more like, "Dude, NOBODY watches Sailor Moon..."

In fact, 99.99999999% of people hate it and it's only famous because it fits into the "cheap crud we can get to fill up airtime" category of developing third world countries. (This figure was arrived at through the scientific method of randomly scribbling numbers on a piece of paper till one of them looked right. :) )

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A gnome steps into the throne room, a strange looking device humming away in his hand.

"Hmmmmm.... sensors indicate a Class 5 temporal-planar continuum warp shift of twenty seven mega-clicks. Effects include ghostly disembodied voices that seem to come from nowhere at all. The daedronic particle streams indicate two recent occurences of this." His voice trails off as he notices the motley group of weirdos in the chamber.

"Ahhhhhh, interesting..."
Laseen sent Tavore
Rushing across the seas
to clasp Coltaine's hand
And closing her fingers
She held crow-picked bones

TheSha'ik Uprising
Wu

Deadhouse Gates,Steven Erikson

eswiftfire
08/12/2002 10:06 PM

Chemosh, Lord of the Dead, patron of all undead spoke aloud in a spine-tingling, goosebump-raising voice.

"BUMP!""I am the LEGENDARY, MANLY MAGE, Eliar Swiftfire! EMBODIMENT OF COOLNESS, LOVER OF EASY WOMEN! And... I'm out of cash." -Eliar Swiftfire in 'The Future Fellowship'

Kitiara99
08/13/2002 7:05 AM

Once Paladine had managed to wiggle his way out from under the pile up, the rest of the pile collapsed. Team Rocket (Jessie and James) whipped out their Pokeballs and managed to capture the Princess Pikachu. Habbukuk ran over and attempted to free the Princess from the confines of her little prison, but was confounded by the Pokeball. The technology overwhelmed him, and he collapsed to the ground in a faint. Jessie rushed over to try and ressucitate him.“We pity him. We hate him. We fear him – all because there is a little of him in each of us, though we admit it to ourselves only in the darkest part of the night.”
~Justarius speaking of Raistlin~

Alanded
08/14/2002 10:24 AM

The gnome whose name was
Acetylbenzenehedrinecyanidemethanolnatriumhidrochlorium...................."
(or Acetylbenzene for short) walks over and gingerly picks up the Pokeball, ignoring everything and everyone else.

He pulls down a pair of weird looking goggles perched on his head and slides several lenses of varying focus into place in it. He then proceeds to study the Pokeball.

"Hmmm.... interesting." He measures it's circumference with a pair of complex looking calipers. "It appears to be a perfect spheroid in shape down to the hundredth micron, and seems to contain a localized spatial distortion cell anchored in the fourth dimension constucted on the priciples of advanced Metadynamical Philosophysics. One side even bears the curious legend MADE IN TAIWAN." He ponders this for a moment.

Then, "Now where could the operating mechanism be?"

He fiddles with it for a while and nothing happens until, Craaack!, a breaking sound echoes in the vast hall.

"Oooops..."

Laseen sent Tavore
Rushing across the seas
to clasp Coltaine's hand
And closing her fingers
She held crow-picked bones

TheSha'ik Uprising
Wu

Deadhouse Gates,Steven Erikson

Kitiara99
08/14/2002 5:05 PM

Princess Pikachu burst from the Pokeball. Jessie and James moaned in desperation. At least, Jessie would have moaned in desperation if she hadn't been staring at Habbakuk so intently.

Habbakuk, meanwhile, looked at the large yellow monstrosity with the little pink crown. "My princess!" He cried, "I shall save you from the devious deeds of these pre-teen villains!" He ran towards Pikachu.“We pity him. We hate him. We fear him – all because there is a little of him in each of us, though we admit it to ourselves only in the darkest part of the night.”
~Justarius speaking of Raistlin~

Alanded
08/15/2002 10:38 PM

Acetylbenzene looked at the odd yellow rat-creature that had suddenly appeared. It didn't interest him, so he turned his attention back to the broken Pokeball. And frowned.

"Hmmm." He hmmmm'ed. Then he pulled out the strange device he had been holding when he walked in, twiddling with knobs and dials.

"Interesting. It appears to have opened a permanent pan-dimensional warp field to the exotic realms of Marderfacker. If not closed, it will expand and assimilate Krynn in exactly12.5 megacycles (that's approximately 200 Krynnish years), in the meantime, there will only be some harmless side effetcs." Suddenly, the world tilts 67 degrees to the left, it starts raining fish and peanut butter jelly sandwiches, and... Chemosh, Lord of the Dead mutates into Barney the Purple Singing Dinosaur.Laseen sent Tavore
Rushing across the seas
to clasp Coltaine's hand
And closing her fingers
She held crow-picked bones

TheSha'ik Uprising
Wu

Deadhouse Gates,Steven Erikson

eswiftfire
08/16/2002 7:27 AM

"Kids! Did You Brush Your Teeth Today?" Barney said, waving to couple of death knights (minions of Chemosh) and other creatures of darkness.

"Oh shit! That's the scariest thing I've ever seen!" A death knight shrieked.

Barney gasped loudly. "Oh My, You Just Said That S Word! Its' A Bad Bad Bad Word!!! We Have To Cleanse Your Dirty Mouths!

"Please, boss! You are scaring the crap out of us!" A banshee wailed pitifully.

"*GASP* You Used The 'C' Word! Kids, Kids! We Cannot Work Out Our Problems Like This! Okay, I Realize That We Have Conflicts, So, I Suggest We All Sing A Song To Cleanse Our Worries!!!" The purple dinosaur said.

"I am the LEGENDARY, MANLY MAGE, Eliar Swiftfire! EMBODIMENT OF COOLNESS, LOVER OF EASY WOMEN! And... I'm out of cash." -Eliar Swiftfire in 'The Future Fellowship'

Kitiara99
08/18/2002 8:30 AM

Princess Pikachu danced about in circles, followed by her newly adopted "trainer," the handsome warrior-god Habbakuk. All to the background music of "I love you, you love me...."

Jessie and James shrieked, then turned to each other. James shouted, "Oh no Jessie! It's Barney the Purple Dinosaur! The bane of our existence! For every child we convert to the dark side of Team Rocket through innocent cartoons...

"Barney converts another three to song-singing, teeth-brushing goodness!" Jessie finished, shudddering at the thought. The diabolical members of Team Rocket readied their stun guns to attack Barney, formerly known as Chemosh, Lord of the Dead.

“We pity him. We hate him. We fear him – all because there is a little of him in each of us, though we admit it to ourselves only in the darkest part of the night.”
~Justarius speaking of Raistlin~

DarkMistress
08/18/2002 8:47 AM

a voice out of nowhere speaks to the OOCs on this thread Damn if I would have known you all were taking this thread in this wonderous direction..I would have read it sooner! Funny stuff! Ok now back to your regularly scheduled program! This message will self destruct in 5 seconds! T-5, T-4, T-3, T-2, T-1......Have a nice day! BOOOOOOOMMMM!the mocking laughter fades into the vast darkness of the Abyss "This 'evil man' as you call him, Revered Daughter, serves a goddess as powerful as Paladine-Takhisis, Queen of Darkness! Or perhaps I should not say serves," Astinus remarked with a wry Smile. "Not of him...."

Kitiara99
08/19/2002 10:08 AM

Jessie and James prepare to shoot Barney, when out of nowhere Jessie's "Pokemon Alert" high-tech official bracelet begins to beep and flash.

"OH NO!" she shouts to James, who is quite within hearing range and nearly goes deaf, "A new Pokemon! We'll have to leave this one behind and rush to the scene IMMEDIATLY!"

With a few clicks of their fingers, a special handshake, a long chant, some fairy dust, and a top-secret transporter, the members of Team Rocket warp out of the demolished throne room and off to the scene of the new Pokemon sighting....

*To be continued in The Great War*“We pity him. We hate him. We fear him – all because there is a little of him in each of us, though we admit it to ourselves only in the darkest part of the night.”
~Justarius speaking of Raistlin~

eswiftfire
08/20/2002 4:57 AM

"Oh! How Rude!" Barney gasped for the 233105230540525710505715th time in the last hour. "Kids! You Can't Just Leave Without Saying A Polite Goodbye First!" "I am the LEGENDARY, MANLY MAGE, Eliar Swiftfire! EMBODIMENT OF COOLNESS, LOVER OF EASY WOMEN! And... I'm out of cash." -Eliar Swiftfire in 'The Future Fellowship'

Kitiara99
08/20/2002 8:58 AM

"Well, its too late now." Habbakuk snickered. He then turned and bowed to Princess Pikachu. "I am deeply sorrowed, my princess, but I must take my leave now. I sense a disturbance in the realm of the gods. To which," He turned his nose towards the sky and tried to look noble and godly, "I belong. Ta ta, everyone!" With that, Habbakuk disappeared to his favorite boy band music, "Bye Bye Bye..."

"Devil Music!" Barney shouted! "Take it way! Take it away!" He ran around frantically, covering the ears of the death knights to keep them from hearing the vile corrupting "devil music."

Princess Pikachu collapsed on the floor in a blubbering blob.

*To hear the further adventures of Habbakuk, famed knight of destiny, noble god of good, and lover of peppy boy bands, please jump to the thread: Harvest Ball!*
*Self esteem is overrated*

eswiftfire
08/21/2002 7:31 PM

And the world rejoices.

THE END"I am the LEGENDARY, MANLY MAGE, Eliar Swiftfire! EMBODIMENT OF COOLNESS, LOVER OF EASY WOMEN! And... I'm out of cash." -Eliar Swiftfire in 'The Future Fellowship'

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