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Mertonius
07/31/2002 8:01 PM

Tower of High Sorcery, Wayreth....

"Sir, we are detecting a flying object entering Krynn's atmosphere, it looks like a giant.... White Castle burger shop?"

Else, back to a large tavern somewhere.

The mage ducks hard as the femmegolem(tm) started blasting at him. Avoiding another attack, he pulls out his trusty Snag Rod and blast his wife-turned homicidal golem into dust.

Putting on his clothes (after dancing around naked around the tavern with some exotic dancers and popping out of a pool) he loads up his SnagWagon.

"Rigel, in the name of what is holy, what happened back there?"

"Oh, well, Justin. It seems Lord Weevil has returned. After sending him to space, it seems that he has found a way to return. And now he has developed a time machine."

"A time machine?"

----------------------In the towering SkyTavern of BarStuck's-----------------------

"Lord Weevil, while you were away in space, the multi-conglomerate of nameless evil villains and dastardly beasts of krynn (MCNEVDBK) have pooled their resources together to built up this weevil empire. We now have BarStuck Taverns all over the globe with more than 1 million franchise earning us billions each year."

Lord Weevil, a dastardly man with a bald shiny head was a knight of Solamnia before he was cought selling contraband nude photos of Lady Chrysannia to blind men. ~_~' After that, he was stripped of everything, except his undies and was paraded around the entire length of Palanthas. He has since then become a vindictive villain out to torch all of Krynn.

"And in another note, with the advances in cloning spells we managed to make a clone of you..."

Suddenly out of a panel, a shadow looms....

"A knight clone of you, only smaller."

Lord Weevil takes one look at the small knight and he immediately fell smack dab for it.

"He looks soo cute and small and tiny. I think I shall call him.... Mini-Ni" (OOC: Note the Monty Python quote.... lol )

What is the dastardly plot of the evil Lord Weevil? What is this time machine that everyone is talking about. Why am I mc-ing this weird post? I don't know. Hell, I don't...argh!

(Lord Weevil's cleans his sword)

"I don't know why we have these nosey narrators. I'll screw the next group of Narrators who expose my plot!"

Narrators: OOOh, ok. No need to be angry, we were just doing our jobs. sheesh. I thought I was alone in the dark... Now, I Know I am Alone In the Dark... Marc

eswiftfire
07/31/2002 8:13 PM

OOC: Looks pretty cool! I'm going to create a typical, generic, emotionless angsty impassive yet ridiculously good looking character with a horribly sad past to make this thread look unfunny and also to use it as an ego trip for myself cos' I'm going to have godlike powers. Okay?"I am the LEGENDARY, MANLY MAGE, Eliar Swiftfire! EMBODIMENT OF COOLNESS, LOVER OF EASY WOMEN! And... I'm out of cash." -Eliar Swiftfire in 'The Future Fellowship'

Lady_Kylie_Starglow
07/31/2002 8:49 PM

OOC: I'm joining! By the way, have you seen Goldmember yet? GREAT movie, ten times better than the first two combined!

BIC:

"Justin, let me introduce you to your new partner, Kylana Shagalot," Rigel said.

Kylana Shagalot sauntered into the room, wearing a revealing bodice and matching leggings of doeskin fringed with white wolf fur. The tight lacing of the bodice accentuated her well-rounded jubblies. Gently canted ears bespoke of her half-Qualinesti heritage, and long, curling blonde hair fell to her waist in a lion's mane of gold and silver strands. Lips the color of summer roses were moistened with a quick dart of a velvety smooth tongue. Her eyes, framed by dark lashes, shimmered a strange shade of bright luminescent aqua.

"Well, hello Justin," she said seductively by way of introduction. "I see we will be working together."Peace and terror all in one, My future life has just begun.....

Mertonius
08/01/2002 7:43 AM

Justin's spectacles fog up like a windshield of a car after a prom night. (heh)

"Yeah, baby. Yeah." (-.^)

Justin sidles up beside Ms. Shagalot.

"Are we gonna be partners baby or are we gonna be 'partners'. Oh yeah" (-.^)

(ooc:oh yeah, we need people to play some of the bad guys Justin meets like Rat Dastard, Bhorr Weevil (Lord Weevil's son.) and even some other disposable lackeys. :D) I thought I was alone in the dark... Now, I Know I am Alone In the Dark... Marc

eswiftfire
08/01/2002 9:18 AM

The angsty Bhorr Weevil stood inside his room. Weeping and weeping. It was another one of his daily angsting sessions...."I am the LEGENDARY, MANLY MAGE, Eliar Swiftfire! EMBODIMENT OF COOLNESS, LOVER OF EASY WOMEN! And... I'm out of cash." -Eliar Swiftfire in 'The Future Fellowship'

Maugetar
08/01/2002 1:07 PM

Disposiable Lackey no.1 stood smoking a low grade cigarette outside Bhorr's room, apparently oblivious to the weeping coming from within. Next to him Disposiable Lackey no.2 was dispalying why the Krynn would a much happier place were the lighter to be invented. The two stood against the wall, oversived Bastard Swords at the ready listening intently for the sound of any aproaching armoured opponent, or say, an army. As long as it was big, slow and loud, well, they were ready for it."Ah, they have a cave troll....."

eswiftfire
08/01/2002 6:13 PM

More dark and depressing thoughts invaded Bhorr's mind. And the angst-ridden youth wept even more bitterly. At the corner of his room, a sappy romance novel can be seen. It's pink cover was typical for a sappy romance novel, a half naked man with long flowing dark hair, holding a half naked woman with long flowing dark hair.

Apparently, the ending of the novel was that made him weep like a woman right now.

OOC: Sorry folks, I'll be gone for 2 days. Interesting stuff here. I'm coming back this Sunday. "I am the LEGENDARY, MANLY MAGE, Eliar Swiftfire! EMBODIMENT OF COOLNESS, LOVER OF EASY WOMEN! And... I'm out of cash." -Eliar Swiftfire in 'The Future Fellowship'

Mertonius
08/01/2002 7:35 PM

Back to Justin's ShagWagon (back end convertible with twin 'horsepower' pulling. Heh)

"We still don't know what Lord Weevil's plan Kayalana. It may be something dastardly like going to the past and introduce prophylactics to the population of Krynn to gain control of the population or even come back and impersonate Elvis Prosely, the king of rock and poetry!"

Justin takes a sideglance at Kayalana and shakes his head.

(in head: Go on say something smart, you're looking like a real jacka$$ here Justin, she's a real shagalicious babe and you know it)

"So, Miss Shagalot, what made you choose to be a mage anyway?" I thought I was alone in the dark... Now, I Know I am Alone In the Dark... Marc

Lady_Kylie_Starglow
08/01/2002 8:48 PM

OOC: By the way, its 'Kylana', not Kayalana!

BIC:

Kylana tossed her tousled hair over her shoulder. "Well Justin, my mum was a mage, my dad was a mage, and my brother is a mage. I guess it just runs in the family."

Kylana Shagalot read over the case files, glancing down at a donkey pulled contraption sketched at the bottom of the page. "Goodness Justin, I think Lord Weevil is trying to build a ';aser', just like the gnomes have been working on inventing!"

Peace and terror all in one, My future life has just begun.....

Mertonius
08/03/2002 5:42 AM

OOC: OOps sorry.

"Really?" Justin gives Kylana a wink and turned to his attention to driving the wagon.

Suddenly out of nowhere, arrows pepper the car from the rear.

Four horsemen appears and started shooting at the carriage! I thought I was alone in the dark... Now, I Know I am Alone In the Dark... Marc

eswiftfire
08/04/2002 8:39 AM

OOC: WHo is playing Lord Weevil?"I am the LEGENDARY, MANLY MAGE, Eliar Swiftfire! EMBODIMENT OF COOLNESS, LOVER OF EASY WOMEN! And... I'm out of cash." -Eliar Swiftfire in 'The Future Fellowship'

Maugetar
08/04/2002 10:04 AM

OOC; since he is the big bad and this is an austin powers rip off, I'm assuming that it's the same person as who's playing Justin. Which would be......Mert."Ah, they have a cave troll....."

Mertonius
08/04/2002 6:56 PM

OOC: Okies magetaur. for that comment, I'll have you play him :D :D :D You'll be Lord Weevil :P :D :D :D :P :D :D :D I thought I was alone in the dark... Now, I Know I am Alone In the Dark... Marc

Phobic_rion
08/07/2002 10:59 AM

flying..white...hahaha!!! castles!!!! HAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Cain: Oh give me a break...

Don't be sich a stiff.

Cain: (turns his blue eyes away evilly)

You're not Raistlin. Get over it.

Cain: (shrugs)

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! It's funny. I like it.Life is far to short to waste.....life every day like it was your last....
die without regrets....
don't ever let life pass you by...
It's far too precious.....

zell2000
08/07/2002 11:12 AM

OOC: ill join too ill be ummm slim basturd
"i'm not the light but the darkness in which surrounds it." - me

eswiftfire
08/07/2002 11:54 AM


flying..white...hahaha!!! castles!!!! HAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Cain: Oh give me a break...

Don't be sich a stiff.

Cain: (turns his blue eyes away evilly)

You're not Raistlin. Get over it.

Cain: (shrugs)

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! It's funny. I like it.


... huh?"I am the LEGENDARY, MANLY MAGE, Eliar Swiftfire! EMBODIMENT OF COOLNESS, LOVER OF EASY WOMEN! And... I'm out of cash." -Eliar Swiftfire in 'The Future Fellowship'

zell2000
08/12/2002 9:54 AM

after slim basturd was hired to help dr.weevil

"so we're agreed 1 million gold coins for this job." "SO>>> what is it?"

dr.weevil grins evily and whispers in his ear
"NO ye wouldn't i like it!"

[Edited by zell2000 on Monday, August 12, 2002 9:59 AM]

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