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PrincessCasandra09
07/19/2002 12:36 PM

Mya was a hunted princess. She was a rebel in her land. She always wanted to be free. ...............................

That Night:

Mya sat alone around a campfire, eating venison she had killed taht night. With her sword at her side and her crossbow on her back, she was ready to figth anyone or anything for that matter. As she ate, she heard a voice come out of the woods. She whirled arounbd to see a man standing there. She pulled out her crossbow. " Stand back stranger. I am a skilled expert at this."

The Princess

Bilaro
07/20/2002 8:04 AM

"You are?" Bilaro says, if Bilaro seems worried at the bow pointed at his head, Bilaro shows no sign.

"You know not what you are here for. Or do you?" Bilaro says and looks at the woman near him intensely.

Alanded
07/21/2002 7:33 AM

AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

A piercing scream fills the air, a cry of pain and terror as if whoever was screaming was being chased by a pack of starving chihuahuas or was being force fed into a cuisinart.

An almost naked elf wearing a loincloth swings pass on a vine...


KERPLOW!!!

...and crashes into a tree knocking himself out.


"Oof" Jorglesiashein (most people just call him Jorge) said as he got up, brushing the dirt off.

THere is a cracking sound as of splintering wood, and then the tree falls on him knocking him out.

"Urgh...." He waves weakly at the two funny people nearby. "Help me, please..."

Just then an anvil falls from the sky and catches him square on the head, KNOCKING him out.

"Oof, what was that?"

The anvil is followed by a statue of Reorx the dwarf god. This shatters into amillion trillion billion pieces when it hits him, KNOCKING him out.

...Jorge ...'d, knocked out.



Laseen sent Tavore
Rushing across the seas
to clasp Coltaine's hand
And closing her fingers
She held crow-picked bones

TheSha'ik Uprising
Wu

Deadhouse Gates,Steven Erikson

eswiftfire
07/27/2002 8:50 PM

A drunk mage stumbled past and puked all over Bilaro's shoes... then he stumbled off into the night. "I am the LEGENDARY, MANLY MAGE, Eliar Swiftfire! EMBODIMENT OF COOLNESS, LOVER OF EASY WOMEN! And... I'm out of cash." -Eliar Swiftfire in 'The Future Fellowship'

PrincessCasandra09
07/28/2002 8:34 AM

The princess looked at Bilaro instensly. " No, i will not hurt you." she put down her bow and gazed at Bilaro. " What do you want with a rebel princess like myself?"

The Princess

eswiftfire
07/28/2002 10:07 AM

OOC: Bilaro has disappeared after getting into a little bit of trouble with a lot of ppl in the DL Discussion forum. I doubt he'll be here to continue."I am the LEGENDARY, MANLY MAGE, Eliar Swiftfire! EMBODIMENT OF COOLNESS, LOVER OF EASY WOMEN! And... I'm out of cash." -Eliar Swiftfire in 'The Future Fellowship'

Leandra
07/28/2002 10:25 AM

OOC: Really? Whadid he do?:D I dream of the night, I dream of the moon.
I woke from this sleep, but far much to soon.

Leandra
07/28/2002 10:54 AM


A drunk mage stumbled past and puked all over Bilaro's shoes... then he stumbled off into the night.



A blue-cloaked figure watches the drunk mage hurl his lunch on Bilaro's shoes the slip away into the night; silently she whip’s out a note pad and begins to scribble something down....

Drunk mage....Hurls on Bilaro....character creation/manipulation by E.Swiftfire....15th observation...

Then in a POOF! She disappears
I dream of the night, I dream of the moon.
I woke from this sleep, but far much to soon.

eswiftfire
07/28/2002 8:06 PM


A blue-cloaked figure watches the drunk mage hurl his lunch on Bilaro's shoes the slip away into the night; silently she whip’s out a note pad and begins to scribble something down....

Drunk mage....Hurls on Bilaro....character creation/manipulation by E.Swiftfire....15th observation...

Then in a POOF! She disappears


OOC: Whoa. Scary.

Anyway, Bilaro started a thread and bragged that he had read 80 books and he thought that those who read 20 books didn't even DESERVE to talk Dragonlance with him. That didn't sit well with everyone, and he was buried under pile of flames, thinly-veiled sarcasm etc etc. "I am the LEGENDARY, MANLY MAGE, Eliar Swiftfire! EMBODIMENT OF COOLNESS, LOVER OF EASY WOMEN! And... I'm out of cash." -Eliar Swiftfire in 'The Future Fellowship'

Alanded
07/29/2002 6:03 AM

"..." Jorge the Mad Suicidal Kargonesti Elf of the Jungle ...'d, STILL unconscious. A wolf passes by, comes back, sniffs at him, pees, and moves on.Laseen sent Tavore
Rushing across the seas
to clasp Coltaine's hand
And closing her fingers
She held crow-picked bones

TheSha'ik Uprising
Wu

Deadhouse Gates,Steven Erikson

Leandra
07/29/2002 8:54 AM


Anyway, Bilaro started a thread and bragged that he had read 80 books and he thought that those who read 20 books didn't even DESERVE to talk Dragonlance with him. That didn't sit well with everyone, and he was buried under pile of flames, thinly-veiled sarcasm etc etc.


OOC: whoo-ha! I looked into Bilaros only 2 posts, man I've never seen someone so pathetic in the DL forums before. And that 80 book vs 20 book forum was hilarious, I only wish that I had taken part in the grilling.
*Leandra falls to the floor laughing* hee-hee-hee!! What a jerk!! >:)He aint gonna show his a$$ in these parts again that for sure!:D :D :DI dream of the night, I dream of the moon.
I woke from this sleep, but far much to soon.

eswiftfire
07/29/2002 8:58 AM

Yes... he is a sad sad man. I pity him a lot. Really....MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH! *cough* excuse me."I am the LEGENDARY, MANLY MAGE, Eliar Swiftfire! EMBODIMENT OF COOLNESS, LOVER OF EASY WOMEN! And... I'm out of cash." -Eliar Swiftfire in 'The Future Fellowship'

Nerautis
07/29/2002 6:59 PM

"Ewww, nasssssty!" Hissed a talking hawk high up in a tree above the knocked out Kagonesti. The hawk jumped out of the tree and circled above the filthy elf until a slimy glob of white bird dung splopped on the elf's head. "Ahhh, that'sss better! I'm ssso artissstic!"

OOC: I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. I think this topic was supposed to be serious, right?
"Weep, Palin, weep as I wept once, long, long ago. Then you will realize, as I did, that it does no good. No one hears you, sobbing in the night alone."

"A good book asks questions--never answers them."

[Edited by Nerautis on Monday, July 29, 2002 7:03 PM]

Alanded
07/30/2002 6:57 AM

OOC: Mebbe. But its waaaaaay past the point of no return right now! :)

But i think it's a dead thread though, no one's posted anything relevant in

DAYS. :(Laseen sent Tavore
Rushing across the seas
to clasp Coltaine's hand
And closing her fingers
She held crow-picked bones

TheSha'ik Uprising
Wu

Deadhouse Gates,Steven Erikson

Leandra
07/31/2002 10:16 AM

OOC: Heh-heh mabye thats because the topic was really stupid. This post seems more like something that somebody would fool around with rather than follow the storyline seriously. :DI dream of the night, I dream of the moon.
I woke from this sleep, but far much to soon.

eswiftfire
07/31/2002 8:32 PM


OOC: Heh-heh mabye thats because the topic was really stupid.


*giggles*"I am the LEGENDARY, MANLY MAGE, Eliar Swiftfire! EMBODIMENT OF COOLNESS, LOVER OF EASY WOMEN! And... I'm out of cash." -Eliar Swiftfire in 'The Future Fellowship'

Alanded
08/20/2002 8:49 PM

Jorge, the mad Kargonesti Elf of the Jungle, gets up.

"Oooh, my head hurts!"

Then, he hears a strange ethereal voice coming from seemingly nowhere...

"...causingachainreactionthatwillcausethecollapseofallotherthreadssharingthesameDMinareflexrelativityloopofinter-spacialrealitywarpfoldingfield..." Slight pause, "Weshouldbesweepingacrossanotheroneofthemrightnow."

Jorge sees a wave of brilliant white light rushing towards him.

"...Pretty light."

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everything gets vapourised.

OOC: For this to make sense, read "Return to the Moon" and "the Great War".I told you 158 times I cannot stand little notes on my pillow. "We are out of cornflakes. F.U." It took me three hours to figure out F.U was Felix Ungar. It's not your fault Felix: it's a rotten combination that's all.

-Walther Matthau to Jack Lemmon,
The Odd Couple, 1968

eswiftfire
08/20/2002 9:42 PM

And the world rejoices.

THE END"I am the LEGENDARY, MANLY MAGE, Eliar Swiftfire! EMBODIMENT OF COOLNESS, LOVER OF EASY WOMEN! And... I'm out of cash." -Eliar Swiftfire in 'The Future Fellowship'

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