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Tiver_Neehigh
06/11/2002 12:36 PM

Tiver sat at the window of his room as the sun broke through shedding light in the darkness scarying away the shadows. Upon his return Tiver saw the sign of the inn it was called the Adventures End. If Tiver would had of seen that those many years ago he would of told the adventuring group that it was foolish to even think about doing this. A treasure hunt in a place we know nothing about? Tiver smiled to himself as he watched the children play outside his window, and realized that he would have done it all the same if he could repeat it all.

Tiver stood up from his chair dusting himself off as though it had been ages since he had first sat down in that chair. His mind was looking back when him and his friends all gathered here for the first time. Telgar was in town at this very Inn looking for some brave souls to follow him in search for treasure. Then there was Brom the Gnome that had a invention for everything, and who was my very first best friend. Katyr was a wild adventure seeker who never told me how poisoness her daggers really were. Then there was Autumn Silverbow that was quick as lighting and just as dangerous if not more. Wynter Firecaster was beautiful woman the last time I seen her, and her magic was just as enchanting and far more dangerous.

Tiver only smiled to himself as he lifted up his pack setting it on the bed checking everything inside it. Tiver's mind drifted off remembering the troubles the group faced by being chased by pirates that were hunting down Telgar. At the same a unknown force was trying to kill the group off quietly. When they made it to the city it was all a blurr when the battle began. Whisper, Tiver's faithful protector and father, fell to the hands on the evil guarding the city. Brom also died in the blurr of battle when the evil decided it was time for another victim.

Tiver realized that he was literally thrusting his stuff into his back pack in a hatred he had not felt in a long time. Tiver reached into his pack pulling out a flask taking a deep pull from it to calm his nerves. Tiver licked his lips as he looked around putting the flask back into his bag. Tiver glanced back out the window looking for the children playing in the streets, but they were no longer there. The smiled that was forming on the lips of Tiver disappeared quickly. By all the gods how did we all live through that adventure and what happened to us all when it happened.

Tiver tied off his back pack as he thought it was time. It was to fulfill a promise, and bring justice to the murderer of Whisper and Brom. It was time to finally find out what happened those many years ago. Tiver carried one sword strapped to his back known as The Great Dragon Slayer. The sword could easily make the kender fall to the ground, but it was light as a feather to the kender. Tiver grabbed the parchment he wrote on the night before deciding whether or not it was time to do this or not. It was through little sleep that the small and unusual kender came to the decision that it was time to return.

Tiver grabbed the parchment as he walked to his room door opening it slowly as he started to hear the early drinking songs, and warm smell of food being cooked in the back. Tiver talked to the Inn Keeper asking if it was okay to put a notice up on the front door asking for an adventuring party in search of treasure. The Inn Keeper only grunted and nodded to the front door, and with a smile Tiver headed over that way. It took a moment but some one walking in was nice enough to help the kender though the person did it as quickly as possible. To Tiver delite he found a new buckle his hand sliding it in his pouch. Tiver walked past the same man that helped him put the sign up as he was standing up from the ground looking at the old kender in disbelief. Tiver on shrugged as he took a seat and waiting for the first people to arrive that were crazy enough to go on this adventure.

The note on the door read as the same that Telgar had wrote himself...

ATTENTION ALL SEEKERS OF PERSONAL FORTUNE.
I AM URGENTLY IN NEED OF STALWART MEN AND WOMEN TO JOURNEY DEEP IN THE
KHAROLIS MOUNTAINS, IN SEARCH OF AN ANCIENT CITY LONG ABANDONED. THIS CITY WAS ONCE NOTICED FOR IT RICHES WHICH, ACCORDING TO RUMOUR IT STILL GUARDS TO THIS DAY.
ALL PARTICIPANTS WILL RECEIVE A SHARE OF THE BOUNTY COLLECTED ON THIS TRIP.
MEET IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT AN HOUR AFTER SUNRISE TWO DAYS HENCE.

Tiver smiled as he looked around as the wench approached him asking Tiver what he'll have to drink. Tiver smiled as he handed her a gold and asked for a pint and told her to keep the rest. The wench brought back his pint as he sat there waiting truely hoping that he would not have to this alone.

(Okay I know most likely no one remembers me, but I did role play here at one time. Well, I can't wait to see where this all ends up. I just hope it doesn't die off that all. Talk to every one laters, and anyone is welcome to join. If any one has any question go ahead and ask, I'll try to answer them.)

"Why didn't you warn me about this?" Urgit in a weakened tone.
"I wanted to surprise you." Silk replied looking awfully pale.
"I will never drink again. Oh, excuse me." Urgit spat out as he leaned over the railing of the ship. -Silk and Urgit, King of the Murgos

Katyr
06/12/2002 12:59 AM

(ooc: Hey Tiver good to see you back! I haven't seen Telgar, Autumn or Wynter for ages but they may show up. It'll be good to bring Katyr back, she temporarily retired. Now if i can just remember where I put my daggers? :) )

BIC: Katyr shoved the pathetic excuse for a man through the door of the Inn. One hand held his arm behind his back and the other expertly held a dagger dangerously close to his neck.

He stumbled as she pushed him up to the bar and pinned him against it.
"I believe this man owes you something?" She said with a grin to the startled Innkeep who nodded and took out a ledger "His tab comes to 65 steel exactly...thank you mistress Katyr!"

Katyr looked at the man with a threatening glare "Well....you heard him...Pay up!" the poor man shook as he reached for his pouch and handed it to the Innkeep. Katyr, seeing that her work was done took her cut from the innkeep and released the man who took off out the door.

The Innkeep drew her a pint and handed it to her thanking her again. She nodded in response and turned to head to a table. It was then that she spyed her old dear companion Tiver and a huge smile spread over her face. "Tiver!" she called as she headed over to him.

Dark_Master
06/12/2002 3:52 PM

Gateway wondered into the Inn. He surveyed those in it and then decided to side down and order something to eat.....he had travelled far and thought it would be wise to stop....his attention was drawn by the notice of treasure....he could do with some just now. Mercenary work was at a low just now....especially for him.

Although he was successful.....his power often caused his to be a bit eccentris at times.....he could go just that step further than he was supposed to.....it didn;t make him popular with employers......but he was generally well sought after....his skills proved most useful.

Taking the tray of food from the bar wench......he began to tuck in. Til the heart's blood boils or the bones be ash,
til the tallow be dust and death's teeth gnash
this one be mine.....

Tiver_Neehigh
06/13/2002 11:13 AM

Tiver ran a hand through his short greying brown hair as he smiled to the approaching Katyr. He took a quick drink from his pint before he set it on his table. Tiver stood up on his chair his arms spread wide as though expecting a hug though who in their right mind, no matter how close they were, would hug a kender. Tiver's features may have changed through age though his cloths seemed to have the same bright flare as the young kender just starting out. His cloths were made of simple patch work that held together bright colors on his jacket and pants. His pouches made of every color crossed his body running over his shoulders.

Tiver smiled as he waved his hand to Katyr though it was his hoping that it was not the last of the old adventuring party that went into that dark place. Maybe Katyr could answer the questions that Tiver had no answer to. Maybe he could find out who all survived and who all meet there end there.

Tiver's smile faded from his lips slightly, "You ready to finish something we started long ago Katyr?" Tiver whispered to Katyr in the hope of saying why tthe kender was really there. Tiver smiled and pointed to a chair then called for some food and wine. "Why didn't you warn me about this?" Urgit in a weakened tone.
"I wanted to surprise you." Silk replied looking awfully pale.
"I will never drink again. Oh, excuse me." Urgit spat out as he leaned over the railing of the ship. -Silk and Urgit, King of the Murgos

thistledown
06/15/2002 12:33 AM

"Tiver. I have not heard of him for quite some time. Well, I'm not too busy right now,might be good to get going again." Javert walked up to the room. "Greetings," he called.The sword, it thirsts to drink of man.
The sword, at last must win.
Today is gone, and yesterday,
Must echo in the wind.

CoreyPaintball
06/16/2002 4:59 PM

(I'm going to reintroduce my character Richard which you can read about in the char hall. This time he is pissed off at the world and doesn't care if he dies. So he'll join any death journey.)

Richard strided down the street pulling his hood over his face. He wore a cloak over his solamnic like armour so no one would take a second glance at him. He walked untill he came upon his favorite little inn he used to come to when he was younger. He didn't know what to expect so he reach back and checked the handle of Deathbringer, his bastard sword, which he kept strapped to his back over his cloak so people would know not to mess with him.

Richard immediatly paced over to a shadowy corner table and sat down. "Wench! I'll take some ale!" He shouted over to her. She scoffed at him and filled a mug.

Unsheathing a hidden knife, Richard started rougly cleaning under his nails.-Life sucks then you die.
-Don't get your hopes up, it's never going to happen.
-I'll list the names of all my girlfriends right....... now......... hmmmm......not many.....in fact.....none. Well doesn't that suck monkey balls.

Kalia_Majere
06/16/2002 10:43 PM

Kionae (Ki-o-nay) frowned, her Jade eyes narrowed as she read the notice on the door of the inn. She Shifted the pack on her shoulder and smiled faintly. "great...just what I was looking for." She brushed her short black hair away from her almond shaped eyes.

She pushed the door open and signaled wearily to the barkeep. A young girl rushed over to her. "Just water and a lite meal please." she said as she dropped her pack near a small table. She checked the buckles and straps of her weapons. finely made steel weapons. a Long straight edged sword hung strapped to her back between her shoulders. Another hung from her hip, both had intricately carved Ivory handles, dyed to looke like cunning foxes. the larger sword had a fox head carved at the top, while the shorter one had a leaping fox for the handle, nine tails sweaping out behind the swift creature.

Kionae sighed as the girl brought her order. "thank you..." she layed down a pair of steel. "Can you tell me who is the one who put the notice on the door?" the girl smiled gently. "the one who put that up is a Kender known as Tiver Kneehigh. He should be around here somewhere." The Girl said and hurried away. Kionae nodded and ate, her jade eyes always looking around, wary.In time you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and
chaining a soul
And begin to accept your defeats with your head up and eyes open with the grace of an adult, not the grief of a child
And you learn to build all your roads on today for tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for plans.

Flandrake
06/18/2002 10:07 AM

Flane walked inside the inn without giving the post much notice. He surved the room and then walked over to a table and calmly sat down.
As a barmaid passed by Flane tapped her on the shoulder, "Can I get some water and bread?" Flane said as he handed the woman a steel piece. The barmaid nodded and went off to get the bread and water.
Flane then noticed the kender, a woman, and a man talking. Then the door opened again and a huge robed figure walked in. Flane clenched his fists as he stood up to meet the dreaded half-orc. The monk knew he could win in a fist fight but he wasn't sure if the half-orc had found the ring....

OCC: My character is a half-elven monk with red hair and brown almost red eyes. He only travels with money so he can get food and other supplies he might need. His father is a human priest and his mother is an elven maid. His half-sister, Meloney left his his mother and he trained with a great and powerfull monk. He then found that the monastary his father lived at had been destroyed but he is not sure of what happened to his father. So now he searches for his family.
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"Do, or do not, there is no try" -Yoda "Empire Strikes Back"

Kalia_Majere
06/18/2002 2:55 PM

OOC: Um...I don't remember there being ORC's in dragonlance...Ogres yes...but then again this is Tiver's thread...so it's up to him.

BIC:

Kionae stared at the hulking creature that walked through the door. She tensed, suddenly on edge. But then again...just about everything in this world made her edgey. Ever since she came to this world in a freak accident...She remembered entering the umbra as easily as any of the kitsune could....but something had happened...she had only gone a short distance through the dimensional space when suddenly it shattered. She had awoken in this strange world...a world where Dragons wheren't legend.

She had come across many creatures in her travels...and though she could enter the umbra here just as easily at home...she still couldn't find out what had happened to send her here...so she still hadn't found a way home. though here no one seemed to care about her "affliction". Her true nature...a Kitsune, a WereFox, was barely noticed...just like the ancient times in her own world...the were creatures where once able to go about their own business...but now with the weaver and the taint of the Wyrm...nothing that came from Gaia herself was safe to roam free.

Here...Gaia was quiet...the earth was for the most part whole...not torn asunder like in her own world....here she could live out her life to the fullest possible extent....nearly impossible at home. In her true Juko form, she had four tails....the highest ever ranked Kitsune had nine. Maybe she would be the first ever to surpass it....though no one at home would ever know.

She stared at the hulking figure, and noted the monk in the table near her tense also and she studied him with keen interest.


(OOC: okay this character is an adaption of a character that I had once used in one of the Annoyed threads. I have properly explained her existance here....and am gonna continue to use her as a character. She is adept with swords and daggers. uses martial arts, and is Japanese. She will now and again lapse into her native tounge, before switching back to common. she is dressed normally for the times, a white linen tunic, and tan doeskin breeches, with thick soled traveling boots. she wears a talisman around her neck that allows her clothing to remained bound to her...even when she shifts. there are Five forms to a Kitsune.

1-Homid-human form...She is about 5'7" with shoulder length black hair, almond shaped jade eyes. very slender, and well toned muscles.

2-sokto-3/4 human 1/4 fox-like...height remains about the same, hair same, ears start to become pointed and furry. Wiskers show on her face, and her face begins to get some of the characteristics of a silver fox. eyes change in color and shape of iris and pupil only. nails sharpen to short claws, and a small tail will appear.

3-Crinos-1/2 human 1/2 fox. Height gains about five inches...not much more. this form is more beguiling rather than feirce. Basically a fox built to stand on hind legs, soft silver-grey colored fur with black and white markings.

4-Juko-Throwback. This is a form where the Kitsune is a Timber Wolf-sized fox. large, and well muscled, and fast. Currently has four tails not one.

5-Kit-Full, normal sized fox form. Silver fox.

Kionae will usually only use homid, Juko, and Kit...the other forms are okay...but not real effective in battle.Oh dance! The ancient continents theatre
For the performers who wear the mask of time
Oh dance! your dreams three of the wonders of the world
carried here on the galactic railroad
Like a star like a firefly
A flash and it’s born
a Flash and it fades
born and then gone just like us all

CoreyPaintball
06/18/2002 6:39 PM

Richard looked up as the hulking creature walked into the tavern. He stared at it a moment then went back to cleaning his nails. He'd let the kids have their fun then intervene if they couldn't handle it.

Richard stopped cleaning his nails, thought for a moment..... then flund the knife right at the ogre (orc). If he wanted to get noticed he might want to do something. Richard reached down and flipped the table over onto the ogre and took out his bastard sword. He drove it through the boards on the bottom of the table but missed the ogres now slouched under the weight's form by meer inches.....

(the fighting starts.)-Life sucks then you die.
-Don't get your hopes up, it's never going to happen.
-I'll list the names of all my girlfriends right....... now......... hmmmm......not many.....in fact.....none. Well doesn't that suck monkey balls.

Kalia_Majere
06/18/2002 7:56 PM

Kionae yelped in surprise as the man at the table next to hers threw a dagger at the Ogre (Orc), and flipped his table over. the commotion cause enough panic though the tavern, that Kionae was knocked off her chair.

She looked up, her water mug had tipped, spilling the water in her face. She sputtered as she scrambled to get up...unwilling to be trampled by the terrified cusomers. She backed up, her hand on the smaller sword at her waist...her other hand was held out...ready to reach for the Katana sword at her back. She glared at the man who had flung the table...but would wait till this was over to freak out.

She stood ready, waiting to see what would happen...hoping that nothing drastic would take place.Oh dance! The ancient continents theatre
For the performers who wear the mask of time
Oh dance! your dreams three of the wonders of the world
carried here on the galactic railroad
Like a star like a firefly
A flash and it’s born
a Flash and it fades
born and then gone just like us all

Dark_Master
06/19/2002 8:16 AM

Gateway watched in mild amusement. The little skirmish was small diversion of his thoughts, but he grew bored very quickly. Standing up he walked over to the woman whose stance was one of readiness. He leaned against the wall and looked at her, "Funny fight isn't it?"

OOC: Ok Gateway....he has a mastery over gravity. He can increase the gravitational pull around a single individual, object, or increase it over a specific area. By decreasing it around himself, this ultimately allows him to fly, hover etc, or jump incrediable hieghts depending upon the gravitational intensity. Amoung other things, he can create a mini black hole, he uses this extremely rarely as it takes emmense concentration and focus. Til the heart's blood boils or the bones be ash,
til the tallow be dust and death's teeth gnash
this one be mine.....

thistledown
06/19/2002 8:43 AM

"HOLD!!" Javert shouted. He flung the edge of his great coat over and strode over to the commotion. "What is going on here? Answer now or I'm brining you all in to the jail." Then he stopped and looked at one of the combatents. "You must be Kionae. My friend J'mes told me about you from when he first arrived here, dealing with those "new" gods. Quick, tell me what has happened here."The sword, it thirsts to drink of man.
The sword, at last must win.
Today is gone, and yesterday,
Must echo in the wind.

Flandrake
06/19/2002 2:28 PM

The Ogre(orc) flipped the table off of himself had sent Richard on his back. Flane ran foward and did a high kick but was blocked by the massive green hand. The ceatures other hand made a fist and punched Flane in the face, causing Flane to spit blood and fall on the floor.
The Ogre(orc) smiled and removed his cloak, he was wearing gold and black half-plate armor. The creature then removed a throwing axe and threw it at Richard. Richard was ready to block it but Flane grabbed the axe threw to the floor and said to Richard, "Lets work together on this round."
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"Do, or do not, there is no try" -Yoda "Empire Strikes Back"

Kalia_Majere
06/19/2002 5:18 PM

Kionae looked at Javert, her Jade colored eyes appraising him intently. "I don't know...all I wanted to do was get some rest and eat something before I was going to join some Kender on a treasure hunt." She jumped back as the Ogre attacked the two men, the one who had thrown the table, and the monk sitting across the room.

She looked at Javert, And gestured to the frey. "I hate to say this...But I don't think that they are listening to you very well." she said as she pulled her Katana free from its scabbard at her back.Oh dance! The ancient continents theatre
For the performers who wear the mask of time
Oh dance! your dreams three of the wonders of the world
carried here on the galactic railroad
Like a star like a firefly
A flash and it’s born
a Flash and it fades
born and then gone just like us all

Dark_Master
06/20/2002 3:09 PM

Gateway eavesdropped in on their conversation and stepped forward to be noticed. "Allow me to help....." Lifting a hand towards the brawling crowd, the gravity around them increased making their movements harder, more of a strain. He didn't want to flatten them. So it was slight increase....enough to get their attention. Til the heart's blood boils or the bones be ash,
til the tallow be dust and death's teeth gnash
this one be mine.....

Flandrake
06/20/2002 3:32 PM

The new strain put a smile on Flane's face as he finished off his last punch.
"Sorry, but he would have leveled this place." Flane walked over to the three and bowed. "My name is Flane I am a monk that grew up close to Ice Wall."
"I would like to train under higher gravity, I will travel with you if you don't mind."
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"Do, or do not, there is no try" -Yoda "Empire Strikes Back"

Katyr
06/20/2002 9:14 PM

Katyr was about to answer Tiver when the fight broke out. The two watched with little interest as it carried on for awhile. The two were getting old, middle aged, and had seen enough bar brawls to not get excited.

Once the noise had died down Katyr turned to Tiver again "I have not been able to get the city out of my mind, I keep hearing Telgar's voice telling us of all the riches and adventure that awaited us." she smiled to herself "You know, I started out on that journey for purely selfish reasons, and although we never found the treasure I ended up finding some of the closest friends ever. And the worst thing is I have no idea what happened to them or whether they live or not". she looked at Tiver "I don't suppose you have heard anything of them?"

thistledown
06/20/2002 10:10 PM

"I suppose you're right." Javert said frowning. He tossed his cloak aside as he walked towards the scuffle. Reaching across himself, he drew his sword, ringing loudly dispite the noise. *I don't want to hurt these people, they're not wanted for much.* He thought to himself as he crossed. When he neared the group he spoke out loud. "Again, I say stop!"

(OOC: For you newbies, and not-so newbies, Javert is a Solomnic Marshall, nearing 50, magic sword, gruff demenor, somewhat of a bountyhunter but not exactly. He fights with almost 40 years of experiance, but is still quick enough. For more info, look at one of the introductions threads.)The sword, it thirsts to drink of man.
The sword, at last must win.
Today is gone, and yesterday,
Must echo in the wind.

Flandrake
06/21/2002 9:28 AM

Flane followed Javert and put a hand on his shoulder.
"Wait, that creature is not just any Ogre(orc) he is a treasure hunter and he just found a really powerfull treasure. We are lucky he dosen't know how to use it yet. With just a fraction of its power it could destroy this town. We have to get this outside and get as much help as possible for the ring protects its user."
Flane then motions for Kionae and Gateway to help. He then looks at Tiver and Katyr, "Hey can you two fight?"
But before they could answer Gateway had just pushed the ogre(orc) out the door with the help of Richard.
"Lets go."
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"Do, or do not, there is no try" -Yoda "Empire Strikes Back"

Kalia_Majere
06/21/2002 11:46 AM

Kionae hesitated....She didn't like being forced into fights when she didn't know what was going on...But her curiosity got the better of her...and she followed, Warily.

Oh dance! The ancient continents theatre
For the performers who wear the mask of time
Oh dance! your dreams three of the wonders of the world
carried here on the galactic railroad
Like a star like a firefly
A flash and it’s born
a Flash and it fades
born and then gone just like us all

Flandrake
06/23/2002 9:33 PM

The group of warriors followed outside and drew their weapons.
Flane locked forms with the creature and then moved in on each other.

OCC: Now its time to see what the other characters will do.
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"Do, or do not, there is no try" -Yoda "Empire Strikes Back"

eswiftfire
03/25/2003 6:34 PM

OOC: Since none of the characters did anything... for almost a year. This thread has OFFICIALLY been hijacked by Thread Enders Inc."Ha! I never contradict myself, actually."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Quoting me mockingly in your signature. Real mature. Grow up."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Heh, if he keeps this up. I might need a website for these gems. Mwaha."

-Eliar Swiftfire

DarkDalamar20
03/25/2003 7:54 PM

Ballsar Rockhard entered the fray with a peice of bologna swinging back and forth. He had lost his ax, so the processed meat was his only weapon. The creatures ran in fear as the meat swung back and forth, bashing skull and genital regions.

When they were all gone, Ballsar took a deep breath. "Ah, now that that has been taken care of. It is time for a drink." The dwarf snapped his fingers, and all of the sudden a bordello appeared out of thin air. "Now that's what I am talking about!"

Smiling, the dwarf entered the whore-house.Confusion not only reigns, it pours.

UndeadDragon
03/26/2003 12:25 PM

Inside the whore house, Samsterd Yummypu was dancing.... naked! The very small amount of women inside were plugging their noses and covering their eyes. The sight of this nude hideous kender was a gruesome one. As he wiggled his rear, certain.... crusty things fell to the floor. Samsterd was giggling, if you could call it that, incessantly as snot flew from his nose.''may the fleas of a thousand reindeers rest upon your genitals''
- Eswiftfire - The Future Fellowship 2

"...even though there were quite a few people, had I not been representing the site as a whole, that I'd of liked to shoot in the face with a bazooka."
- Dark Elf Damien

eswiftfire
03/28/2003 9:38 AM


Inside the whore house, Samsterd Yummypu was dancing.... naked! The very small amount of women inside were plugging their noses and covering their eyes. The sight of this nude hideous kender was a gruesome one. As he wiggled his rear, certain.... crusty things fell to the floor. Samsterd was giggling, if you could call it that, incessantly as snot flew from his nose.


A portal appeared out of nowhere, and a normal-looking man stepped out of it.

"Oh my GOD!" He shrieked at the sight of that nude hideous kender. "My eyes! MY EYES!"

He bent over and puked at the group of women.

"HEY!" One cried.

"Er... sorry." The man grinned sheepishly. "I guess those are my breakfast. Um... I'm Bardus Athhole, how do you do?"

The puke-covered women replied by lunging at him, pulling daggers out of nowhere and stabbing him repeatedly with it.

He died.

Eliar Swiftfire appeared with a POOF!

He grinned at the sight of the bloody corpse. "Wow, I guess you've really found a way to make yourself less obscure! Cool gimmick!" The spiky-haired all-powerful mage turned to Samsterd. "This guy, Bardus, is going to be the Kenny of RP threads. Go on with your adventure... *cough* Would've joined you if these chicks ain't covered with puke."

Eliar clapped his hands once. A portal appeared, Eliar kicked the corpse into the portal before disappearing in another POOF!

"Ha! I never contradict myself, actually."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Quoting me mockingly in your signature. Real mature. Grow up."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Heh, if he keeps this up. I might need a website for these gems. Mwaha."

-Eliar Swiftfire

eswiftfire
04/08/2003 10:19 PM

OOC: Me is going to blow things up here. Okay? "Ha! I never contradict myself, actually."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Quoting me mockingly in your signature. Real mature. Grow up."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Heh, if he keeps this up. I might need a website for these gems. Mwaha."

-Eliar Swiftfire

thistledown
04/09/2003 12:39 AM

(OOC: Long as none of the character's get hurt, I don't mind on this one. I know my character and I think Kaylias both get used in threads after this one. Not sure about the others. Explode away.)The sword, it thirsts to drink of man.
The sword, at last must win.
Today is gone, and yesterday,
Must echo in the wind.

PrincessOfDarkness
04/09/2003 4:41 AM

WEEEEEEE exploding!!!<- THE EYES ARE WATCHING!

Black Mage: You can't arrest me for being a 'Stupid Smelly Jerk!
Theif: *Lawninja behind him* Cant I?
*
"Sure we can go to Italy..but i want a Corndog." -Erica

-Karina
Princess of Darkness

Benn-Salian
04/09/2003 8:27 AM

Detontrophe scampered over to PrincessOfDarkness. "Shhhhhh....." the gnome snapped at the RPGC member, "Can't you see that Eliar is concentrating on blowing shit up? Erratic behavior like your's will disturb him.""The elven girl looked at the gnome and began swaying as she tried to get Detotrophe into focus. Praise Reorx! She's drunk! Detontrophe realized." - Marderfarking Marderfarkers

PrincessOfDarkness
04/09/2003 9:18 AM

"Oh." replied PoD in a whisper. "I'm sorry, but i dont reconize you."Sexy Zechy Eyes

Black Mage: You can't arrest me for being a 'Stupid Smelly Jerk!
Theif: *Lawninja behind him* Cant I?
*
"Sure we can go to Italy..but i want a Corndog." -Erica

-Karina
Princess of Darkness

Benn-Salian
04/09/2003 9:20 AM

"That's strange..." Detontrophe mumbled, "I could have sworn that the psychic had told me that I was in your dreams constantly."If Satan is influencing Congress, I say "Let Him". Maybe He'll have better luck than I did.

"The elven girl looked at the gnome and began swaying as she tried to get Detotrophe into focus. Praise Reorx! She's drunk! Detontrophe realized." - Marderfarking Marderfarkers

DarkDalamar20
04/10/2003 11:31 AM

Ballsar stepped out of a bedroom, sweating from his nightly work-out with the bordello's women. He looked up and down the hall, scratching his naked belly.

"Blow it up, already!" Ballsar looked to the sky and screamed. "But make sure you keep this bordello safe. I am certainly not done yet. I don't care if I am floating through space on a little piece of land. As long as this building remains in tact! Got that?" Ballsar cocked his head, waiting for an answer.

He appeared satisified and he started back to his door.

"Ok! Good. Now get going. I must get back to work." Ballsar returned to his room. Giggling and laughing soon filled the hallway.

"Testiculaus Maximus, AnnaNacholesmith Isgiganticus!!" --Magical spell of imp summoning from the book, Kender magic for dummies. Seen in the epic adventure, Marderfarking Marderfarkers.

PrincessOfDarkness
04/10/2003 5:29 PM


"That's strange..." Detontrophe mumbled, "I could have sworn that the psychic had told me that I was in your dreams constantly."


"I think your psychic is ripping you off." SHe said, "In mores ways then one." she continued as she noticed the huge holes that had been sewed up in Detontophe's outfit. Sexy Zechy Eyes

Black Mage: You can't arrest me for being a 'Stupid Smelly Jerk!
Theif: *Lawninja behind him* Cant I?
*
"Sure we can go to Italy..but i want a Corndog." -Erica

-Karina
Princess of Darkness

Benn-Salian
04/11/2003 6:28 AM


"I think your psychic is ripping you off." SHe said, "In mores ways then one." she continued as she noticed the huge holes that had been sewed up in Detontophe's outfit.

"I wouldn't worry about those my precious princess," Detontrophe remarked in a very sexy fashion, "I did that to make sure that I fit into them. I don't really believe in psychic's anyways, I would rather make sure I had something to do with my future."


The gnome eyed PrincessOfDarkness up and down, "Perhaps we could find a place to sit and have some coffee before the world blows up. You game?" he questioned with a smile that could warm the iciest ogress. If Satan is influencing Congress, I say "Let Him". Maybe He'll have better luck than I did.

"The elven girl looked at the gnome and began swaying as she tried to get Detotrophe into focus. Praise Reorx! She's drunk! Detontrophe realized." - Marderfarking Marderfarkers

eswiftfire
04/11/2003 8:38 AM

Eliar continued to chant. Mumbling words of magic, making cool-looking gestures with his hands. Large glowing pentagrams and strange arcane runes appeared on the ground everywhere in Krynn...

The sky cracked apart, bits of it falling onto the ground like glasses... a large Rift shone brightly in the sky. Trees and animals around the world started dying in a gruesomely gruesome manner as half of the planet was covered with poisonous fog.

Then, from the Rift, creatures of darkness emerged... the smallest were merely the size of a cat, yet the largest were twice the size of the entire city of Palanthas.

The spiky-haired mage opened his eyes and glared at the gnome, then, he fixed his gaze at the princess. "You. You're finally here. Feh, I was going to cut you out from our Trainees' List. Well, I suggest you two better get out of here now. The spell I'm using now is a big budget special effects-filled extravanganza. But then, those buddies of mine-" he pointed at the sky, which was completely covered by the swarms of alien creatures. "are hungry."

A portal opened behind Det and the princess..."Ha! I never contradict myself, actually."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Quoting me mockingly in your signature. Real mature. Grow up."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Heh, if he keeps this up. I might need a website for these gems. Mwaha."

-Eliar Swiftfire

PrincessOfDarkness
04/11/2003 6:18 PM

"I dont drink coffee. Tea for me, please." she said, and magiked up too chairs. Sexy Zechy Eyes

Black Mage: You can't arrest me for being a 'Stupid Smelly Jerk!
Theif: *Lawninja behind him* Cant I?
*
"Sure we can go to Italy..but i want a Corndog." -Erica

-Karina
Princess of Darkness

eswiftfire
04/11/2003 8:47 PM

Oceans started to melt, while monsters emerged from below, eating up ships and cities... People were dying, civilisation was about to end, and no one in Krynn could even do anything to stop it.

Eliar sighed inwardly at the sight of the gnome and the princess. Before resuming his chanting.

Of course, all those chanting and gesturing were for show, Eliar could easily do what he had been doing with a snap of his fingers, but then, for the sake of LOOKING more like a conventional boring old Krynnish mage who needed to chant a couple of lines of magic to cast a fireball spell, he might as well come up with some cool-sounding magic words of his own. Mwaha. "Ha! I never contradict myself, actually."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Quoting me mockingly in your signature. Real mature. Grow up."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Heh, if he keeps this up. I might need a website for these gems. Mwaha."

-Eliar Swiftfire

eswiftfire
04/16/2003 7:12 PM

"Bah." Eliar said when Det and PoD didn't budge. Busy drinking their little tea. The spiky-haired all-powerful mage then grabbed hold of the gnome and the princess and dragged them into the portal. The portal closed.

Krynn was covered by the alien creatures of darkness... everybody really died (except those who didn't bother, or didn't get to escape via portals Eliar had opened in various parts of Ansalon... okay, he created most portals in the volcanos, so most people plunged to their fiery horrifying deaths instead of really escaping), civilisation really ended. Nothing was left...

And the world rejoices.

THE END

OOC: Well, I'll consider that PoD has helped end one thread. Two more to go."Ha! I never contradict myself, actually."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Quoting me mockingly in your signature. Real mature. Grow up."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Heh, if he keeps this up. I might need a website for these gems. Mwaha."

-Eliar Swiftfire

DarkDalamar20
04/17/2003 10:08 AM

Ballsar stood there in the middle of the desolation. There was no sounds around him. Everything was dead. The world was covered with the gray ash, much of it still floating around in the air.

"That bastard better come get me soon. Blowing up everything and killing all my women while I am still on this planet. No respect." Ballsar sat on a petrified corpse and waited.

You don't frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English kiniggets.

eswiftfire
04/17/2003 6:23 PM

Eliar appeared with a POOF!

"Whoopsy daisies!" He said, grinning to the dwarf. "Yeah, I know you ain't a necrophiliac, but here's a large portal for you to bring the dead women with you!""Ha! I never contradict myself, actually."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Quoting me mockingly in your signature. Real mature. Grow up."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Heh, if he keeps this up. I might need a website for these gems. Mwaha."

-Eliar Swiftfire

DarkDalamar20
04/17/2003 7:35 PM

Ballsar picked up the dead prostitutes and threw them through the portal. All the time muttering about how Eliar left without him and almost singed his chest hair in the ending of the world.

"Ok, NOW you can end this!" Ballsar kissed Eliar and stepped through the portal.You don't frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English kiniggets.

eswiftfire
04/17/2003 7:38 PM

"Hmm... I must think of something spectacular... AHA~!!!"

Eliar let out a fart that resounded throughout the entire place (thanks to some spells of his). Then, he disappeared with a POOF!

The world rejoices...


The End (For Real...)"Ha! I never contradict myself, actually."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Quoting me mockingly in your signature. Real mature. Grow up."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Heh, if he keeps this up. I might need a website for these gems. Mwaha."

-Eliar Swiftfire

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