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Slyknife
04/21/2002 8:17 PM

((OOC: I've been brewing this idea for months and what better time then when nobody is posting! Honestly though I just think it's a cool idea. I have dibbs on Red XIII Because I made a D&D race for the guy! I'll just post the kidnapping, I suggest we start where the game does, it'd be more reasonable.))

"Hojo sir! We've found you a new specimen sir!" The officer said, as the others brought in a cage, three of them on each side of the squared cage, straining to hold the circling tiger within.

"You bumbling fool, you actually think a mere red panther is going to be significant to my research! If we could only find that Ancient..." Hojo said, getting cut off by a growl.

"I could tear you limb from limb you weak scientist!" the beast called from the cage, charpening his claws in his teeth, and glareing menacingly at the scientist.

"What was that? A speaking specimen... you have found something boys, let it out I'd like to examine it." Hojo said, wide eyed.

"I'm sorry sir. I cannot do that." The officer said.

"Why not!?" Hojo demanded.

"Well sir... he killed half of our batallion, which is over forty men, and we couldn't scratch him, no pun intended kitty." The officer said.

"I'll get you for that." Red XIII said.

"On a cold day in hell, andway Hojo sir, it's too dangerous to let loose here, we could all be killed." The officer said.

"I understand that you moron, release him in the examining room after you inject him with the sleeping serum I devised, now go!" Hojo yelled.

"This will be most unpleasant..." Red said pacing and shifting his weight to make the soldiers lose their balance and tip the cage over. "Want me to walk on my own boys?" Red said ripping the lock off of the cage, only to have an injection into his arm."With the slightest twitch of my magey hands, I could explode you completely dead. And it would be messy so there! " Black mage, 8-bit Theatre.

Arcturus_Dan
04/21/2002 8:28 PM

((OOC:Cloud and his Buster Sword are mine! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!...okay, I'll shut up now...:p))
((OOC2: I don't really understand this...are we playing the game over? or are we playing on Krynn? If on Krynn...What's destroying the planet? If it's in the FF7 universe, then I'd understand...))
((OOC3: Not putting you down or anything, but Final Fantasy crossovers don't usually work...))"Draco dormiens nunquam tittilandus"-"Never tickle a sleeping dragon"

"Something new is always something to learn from"-Me

"The mods are watching. You cannot see them, but they are watching"-Uziel

"My favorite book is always the one I'm writing."-Margaret Weis

Slyknife
04/21/2002 8:40 PM

((OOC: The way I figured to run it, would generally be Midgar is Istar, before the cataclysm, and we just use a pre-cataclysm map. I'd just use the general position, and futuristic things, like the Dragonlance Chronicles trilogy being done in our time period, this would just ise the Krynn map and city names, but technology would be done, I figure it could work.

Post the beginning only after we have a Barret and I guess I'll run the three constants, well 2 constands Biggas and Wedge, Jesse is a FF7 only character. okay, I hope this works.))"With the slightest twitch of my magey hands, I could explode you completely dead. And it would be messy so there! " Black mage, 8-bit Theatre.

Vortex21
04/22/2002 5:02 PM

(ooc since im new to the fouroms ill help by being Vincent. This might be pretty good but only for final fantasy lovers. oh yeah Hojo ill get my mk9/type 60 and blow your head off. WAIT CAN I USE GUNS????)

I heard Hojos planing something vincent said to no one in paticuler. Grumble, why do i keep on talking to my self??? Vincents eyes gleamed as he some some solders come in to the abandoned house he was located in. (ooc2 err im going to check out and see if i can do some fighting in this weird turk infested world.) The first solder who sow Vincent was dead by a quick shot threw his sthomic. The other three solders were quick to their defence. One with a extrodanary large beard slashed Vincent with a nasty looking bastard sword. Not today Vincent mumbled as he danced out of the way. Vincent then pulled a dagger out of his sheath and jabed it into the bearded solders throat. Just as vincent did so a roky solder tried to slash Vincent with a cutless. Ha you peirce with a cutless not slash Vincent said as he pulled the trigger of his gun. A third solder started to run for the exit in the house. Vincent picked up a sharp poll and threw it at the solder. He fell with little noise. Vincent looked at the fourth solder. The fourth solders eyes were emotionless. He smiled. In the next second the solder was gone.
After the battle Vincent went to examen the though to be dead solder. ugh he moaned. Your still alive, Vincent smiled. Il I Ill tell you everything the solder said as he recanised... THE ANGEL OF DEATH.....


(ooc3 ohhh i like that end dont you agree?)

Slyknife
04/23/2002 12:00 PM

Ahh okay, newbies, well I have no problem with ypou being vincent but I'd prefer it if you used quotation marks for the charater speaking and make smaller paragraphs, this thing happens a lot, I myself was a victim to it a while back. And I guess I'll continue tomorrow, but we need a Barret!))"With the slightest twitch of my magey hands, I could explode you completely dead. And it would be messy so there! " Black mage, 8-bit Theatre.

Flandrake
04/27/2002 10:59 PM

Ok I guess I would like to be Cid. I already made a drogoon character class for D&D but I would like to be half-gray elf. Is that ok?

Cid spet out of the wreakage of the old airship.
"Blast it stupid Gnomes can never fix anything".
A stick breaks. Cid tightened is grip on his longspear.
"Show yourself". Cid turns and sees three warriors step forward.
"You asked for it, fool".
"Thats what you think" Cid jumps up and comes down with lighting speed piercing through one of the fighters armor and into his heart. He pulls his spear out of the torn flesh and upercuts the fighter to his right. He spins the spear over his head and brings it down on the last warriors head.
"I told you that you were wrong", Cid says as he turns and walks away into the dark forest.

"You must do, or do not, there is no try" Yoda "Empire Strikes back"

[Edited by Flandrake on Saturday, April 27, 2002 11:01 PM]

eswiftfire
03/25/2003 6:29 PM

OOC: This thread has been hijacked by Thread Enders Inc. Yay."Ha! I never contradict myself, actually."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Quoting me mockingly in your signature. Real mature. Grow up."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Heh, if he keeps this up. I might need a website for these gems. Mwaha."

-Eliar Swiftfire

Benn-Salian
03/26/2003 9:24 AM


"Blast it stupid Gnomes can never fix anything".

"What the heck are you talking about? Gnome's can't fix things?" Detontrophe grumbled, "Then who do you think goes around fixing things? Gullies?!?!"

The gnome was hiding in the back of the airship playing with two paperclips that got tangled together. He became worried that when he untangled them and sent his elbows crashing into the circuitry that he would cause a crash. Now that they had landed he felt relieved to know that he had caused it to crash. No worries, the gnome thought.

Detontrophe chased after the pilot that had ran off from the crash. "Hey schmuck! Have you ever heard of a rule about Hit and Runs? It says you shouldn't!" the gnome called after the pilot."We have clearly reached the point where only rampant and unchecked stabbing can save us. And my first act as self-appointed stabmaster is to slay my comrades" - Black Mage, 8-bit Theatre

signed:
Suggester of Illusion
Benn-Salian

eswiftfire
03/27/2003 6:21 PM


After the battle Vincent went to examen the though to be dead solder. ugh he moaned. Your still alive, Vincent smiled. Il I Ill tell you everything the solder said as he recanised... THE ANGEL OF DEATH.....


"Yes. I'm the Angel of Death." A voice said.

Vincent whirled around quickly. And briefly, saw a tall silver-haired figure in black.

There was a flash of silver.

And his head was separated from his body.

Fountains of blood gushed out.

Ugly mess.

Sephiroth grinned and stomped the decapitated head with his boot. "Now, I'm the only good-looking guy here.""Ha! I never contradict myself, actually."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Quoting me mockingly in your signature. Real mature. Grow up."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Heh, if he keeps this up. I might need a website for these gems. Mwaha."

-Eliar Swiftfire

DarkDalamar20
03/27/2003 9:30 PM

Ballsar walked in and took off Seph's ballsac with his ax. The tall silver-haired menace bent over in pain, at that moment, Ballsar took the time to shove Seph's long ass sword in his bunghole.

"Owwie!" Seph screamed.

"Oh, shut your mouth!" Ballsar took his very sharp ax and cut off the whiny babies head.

"Now, It is time to do some magic," Ballsar mumbled.

Taking a step away from the bloody carnage, as to not get his boots dirty, Ballsar began waving his arms in the air like he was having an epoleptic(sp) attack.

"Time to blow up this world!" He yelled, his voice traveling across Krynn.

*POOF*

Ballsar opened his eyes, expecting to see massive volcanoes spewing their vicious liquid all over the land. But, what he say made his eye pop out of his head. Once he picked them up, brushed them off, and put them back in his head, Ballsar screamed in dismay.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

He had failed. Surrounding Ballsar wasn't millions of deadly volcanoes, but some very fragerant, very pretty, roses.

"Damn, my kind heart! Damn it to the Abyss!" With that, Ballsar fell to his knees and began weeping. He didn't notice as the thorns from the rose bushes got caught in his beard and tore at his exposed skin. He was a wreck.

And everyone on Krynn knew, there was nothing worse than a depressed dwarf.Confusion not only reigns, it pours.

eswiftfire
03/28/2003 9:30 AM

Eliar Swiftfire appeared with a POOF!

He frowned at the sight of that depressed dwarf. "Hmm... what sort of mess did you get yourself into this time? Heard you want me to destroy the world right now? That's too early. Ain't doing that until I've kidnapped both Tifa and Aeris. Yeah!"

Then, he noticed the rose bushes. "Eeek! Who did that? Who did that? Not me, right?" "Ha! I never contradict myself, actually."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Quoting me mockingly in your signature. Real mature. Grow up."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Heh, if he keeps this up. I might need a website for these gems. Mwaha."

-Eliar Swiftfire

Benn-Salian
03/28/2003 9:49 AM

Detontrophe peeked over his shoulder at the spikey mage. He was urinating on one of the rose beds. Humming to himself, he smiled at the familiar face. "I wouldn't stop and smell the roses - if you know what I mean," the gnome commented.

"Wouldn't want to kidnap those girls either," ammended Detontrophe as he gestured to the other side or a hill, "they seem to enjoy eachother's company more than any of ours and their hairy-er than this kender I once knew named Samsterd."

The gnome then dropped his trousers, defecating on the spot he had just pissed on. "First comes one, then two..." he muttered humourously to himself."Thief, tell Red Mage that I am officially ignoring him until he stops acting like a wizard with his staff stuffed up his dark dimension." - Black Mage, 8-bit Theatre

signed:
Suggester of Illusion
Benn-Salian

eswiftfire
03/28/2003 10:03 AM


"Wouldn't want to kidnap those girls either," ammended Detontrophe as he gestured to the other side or a hill, "they seem to enjoy eachother's company more than any of ours and their hairy-er than this kender I once knew named Samsterd."


Eliar flashed a perverse grin capable by one only as perverse as he. "They're LESBIANS!!!! Whoa! I have to KIDNAP THEM RIGHT NOW!!""Ha! I never contradict myself, actually."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Quoting me mockingly in your signature. Real mature. Grow up."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Heh, if he keeps this up. I might need a website for these gems. Mwaha."

-Eliar Swiftfire

Benn-Salian
03/28/2003 11:15 AM

Detontrophe began muttering to himself as Eliar frollicked away. "I hate dumb butch girls....takes all the fun out of it.""Thief, tell Red Mage that I am officially ignoring him until he stops acting like a wizard with his staff stuffed up his dark dimension." - Black Mage, 8-bit Theatre

signed:
Suggester of Illusion
Benn-Salian

DarkDalamar20
03/28/2003 1:32 PM

The depressed dwarf looked up with his depressed eyes. It was depressing that he didn't have the power to blow up the world. There were so many depressing thing that happened in this depressing world. And the most depressing of these depressing things was not being able to blow up a depressed world.

Sniffling, Ballsar stood up and walked around the fragerant roses that he created. He didn't even notice the gnome or the spiky-haired mage. That is how depressed this depressed dwarf was.

He walked towards the ocean where he sat on the soft sand and continued to be depressed. A few moments later a rather wierd looking lion came and sat next to the dwarf. Ballsar looked at the creature and sniffled, "What's your name?" he asked, his voice breaking many times.

"Red XIII," the lion creature said.

"13? That isn't a very lucky number. Do you want to sit here and be depressed with me?" Ballsar asked.

"Yes. My parents are stone and they have arrows sticking out of them. They look like gross porcipines." Red said and sat next to the depressed dwarf.

Together they watched the sunset and shared stories about sleep-overs, nail painting, getting their hair done, and going to the movies with their girlfriends.Confusion not only reigns, it pours.

Benn-Salian
03/28/2003 3:41 PM

Watching the Dwarf actually talk to someone else with compassion made Detontrophe cry. "This sucks....why can't he ever treat me like that?""Thief, tell Red Mage that I am officially ignoring him until he stops acting like a wizard with his staff stuffed up his dark dimension." - Black Mage, 8-bit Theatre

signed:
Suggester of Illusion
Benn-Salian

UndeadDragon
03/28/2003 9:04 PM

Samster appeared with a sickly, wet

PoOF...!

and went over next to Detontrophe.

"Heya there, bud. What is that bloody dwarf doing? And what the hell is that?!"

Without waiting for a reply, Samsterd dashed over to the lion creature thing, while a dense stench cloud surrounded him. He picked up the nearest stick and began curiously poking the thing with it.''may the fleas of a thousand reindeers rest upon your genitals''
- Eswiftfire - The Future Fellowship 2

"...even though there were quite a few people, had I not been representing the site as a whole, that I'd of liked to shoot in the face with a bazooka."
- Dark Elf Damien

SoaringEagle
03/29/2003 12:46 PM

A very gay looking barbarian who had on a ballerina outfit on was skipping through the feild very happily. He had a doll with him. Then, suddenly the doll flew out of his hands and into a pile of very thorny bushes. He was about to reach for it when he got poked by a thorn. He looked at his thumb for about 20 minutes then he finally realized that he got pocked by a thorn.

"OW!!! Wahhhhh!!!!" The barbarian started crying like a little sissy girl and started stomping his feet. He was crying so hard that his tears made a river... and that river was heading for the gnome.

DarkDalamar20
03/29/2003 8:47 PM

Ballsar climbed ontop of his newly made friend, Red. After looking around with sad eyes, he kicked the lion creature in it's flanks and rode off into the sunset.

In the breeze, the onlookers could hear the sultry sound of a dwarven mourning song.Confusion not only reigns, it pours.

eswiftfire
03/30/2003 6:15 AM

Eliar continued flying around the place, hoping to see some HLA...

"Mwahahaha!" He drooled. "I need some souvenirs of my own before I destroy this thread, and THEY will be it!"

"I'm here to finish you off, foul villain!" Some blonde spiky-haired guy with a huge sword stood heroically on top of a building, staring at Eliar.

"Shut up." Eliar said, waving his hand absently. The guy's head exploded.


"Ha! I never contradict myself, actually."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Quoting me mockingly in your signature. Real mature. Grow up."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Heh, if he keeps this up. I might need a website for these gems. Mwaha."

-Eliar Swiftfire

Benn-Salian
03/31/2003 9:19 AM

Seeing Ballsar riding RedXIII made Detontrophe sick to his stomach. "Why doesn't he do that with me!?!?" he exclaimed in disgust of the situation.

The emotional pain that the gnome felt transferred to actual pain as he developed an ulcer. The chemical inbalance that occured inside the gnome came out through the rectum in the form of methane gas. All the burritoes that the gnome had eaten seemed like a bad idea as the flatulance ate away at the ground and created a pit that went all thje way down to the world's core.

Detonrophe fell down there.

Landing with a humpf and a bruise, Detontrophe brushed himself off. He looked around to see several creatures running around in a haphazard craze pulling leavers and pushing buttons. "What the hell is going on here?" the gnome asked.

"Oh. hullo. MY name is Pushbutton Blownup, I'm a gremlin. We're all gremlins, we run the world down here." the gremlin insisted.

"You look like kender!" Detontrophe acknowledged.

"Yeah, we get that alot."

"What's that?"

"A button."

"I know that, what for?"

"It blows up the world."

"Can I?"

"No."

The gnome pouted. "That's enough," the gremlin replied, "It looks like you've been through alot. Go ahead make you day better."

"Yea!" Detontrophe exclaimed as he pushed the button and destroyed the world. Luckily, the explosion went very slow and everyone was able to move out of harm's way. Except that bastard RedXIII."Thief, tell Red Mage that I am officially ignoring him until he stops acting like a wizard with his staff stuffed up his dark dimension." - Black Mage, 8-bit Theatre

signed:
Suggester of Illusion
Benn-Salian

eswiftfire
04/03/2003 8:21 AM

Eliar swore. "Where are the two babes? DAMN! I CAN'T FIND THEM!"

Growling in frustration, he tossed a large fireball at the residential area.... unaware of the fact that the two ppl he had been lookin for were actually there.

BOOOOOOOM!

There was a large crater.

"Oh dammit, the gnome's blowing up the world already, guess I'll just kidnap someone else." Spotting a ninja nearby, he laughed maniacally, swooped down, and grabbed her.

"Get off me!!" Yuffie said angrily. She kicked Eliar at the place where the sun never shines.

"Oooooowiiiiiiieee!" Eliar shrieked, his voice went a few octaves higher. "I'm out of here!"

He disappeared with a POOF!

Yuffie, who had the guts to humiliate an all-powerful worlds-traveling mage, ended up dying a horrible death as the entire world blew up.

The world rejoices. Yay.

The End"Ha! I never contradict myself, actually."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Quoting me mockingly in your signature. Real mature. Grow up."

-Dark Elf Damien

"Heh, if he keeps this up. I might need a website for these gems. Mwaha."

-Eliar Swiftfire

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