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08/18/2005 4:13 AM

OK, as you all read in the Interests thread, here is the Completely Random RP! Here, the rules are slack and you can just be as stupid or as silly as you want! Just post a Bio here and then join in the craziness.

Name: Dorkus M. Sporkus
Age: 6Pi+1
Appearance: He appears to be a regular human Teenager except that he has Glowing green hair. He wears a Purple Jacket and Dark Green Lederhosen. Around his waist is a gun belt which contains a dead fish where the gun should be.
Interests: Dorkus was raised by a cup of coffee. He enjoys Moonlit games of Chess on his roof and likes Lemon Merangue Pie.
Reason for Wanting Order: He misses his pet Potato, Spud-Nick.

[Edited by Chrono_Elbereth on Friday, August 19, 2005 1:45 AM]

08/18/2005 4:34 AM

Name: Unknown
Age: Unknown

Appearance: This character appears to be the front end of a pantomime horse. He has never spoken since the big crunch and refuses to take off his costume, hence no one really knows what lurks beneath.

Reason for wanting order: Possibly to find his 'other half'?

08/18/2005 9:42 AM

Name: Lillith Thanatos

Age: Ancient yet youthful in appearance

Race: Elven Angelic Vampire

Appearance: Tall and lithe in form, Lillith wears her long raven hair in a single braid behind her back. Her eyes are emerald with large pupils that can mesmerize others with their vast depths, and her teeth are perfectly straight (her fangs only come forth when she is about to strike).

Quirks: Afraid of heights, vegetarian, becomes queasy at the sight of blood. **edit** When she's nervous she begins to talk in rhyme, and suffers from occasional Narcolepsy. Other quirks are likely to emerge at any given time, for any given reason - or perhaps no reason at all.

Reason for wanting order: No reason really, just doesn't have anything better to do right now.

(Damien - have you gone into convulsions yet?)

[Edited by Shallandra on Thursday, August 18, 2005 12:04 PM]

08/18/2005 10:55 AM

Name: The probability of Y (or "Y" for short.)

Age: Ageless

Appearrance: The probability of Y before the crunch existed only as a practical way to solve for difficult probability equations amongst scientists and other learned folk. However, after the crunch this highly intricate and convoluted mathematical phenomenon took on the form of a cartoonish but jolly full moon with a tophat. "Y" has a yellowish tint, wears a monocle
and speaks with a refined english accent.

Quirks: Loves earl grey.

Reason for wanting order: Wishes to return to a place where probability means something and his existence has significance.

08/18/2005 11:04 AM

Name: Sir spudalot

Age: 19 and a quarter

Appearance: Spuds a midget who has learned how to walk on his hands. He brandishes a feather duster and constantly threatens athsmatics with it. He wears a funny little t-shirt with holes in it and weird pants with different lengthed legs.

Quirks: He moves faster on his hands then he does on his feet

Reason for wanting Order: He misses tormenting those with breathing problems.

08/18/2005 11:54 AM

Name: Skitz Blue
Age: She hits those who ask. Hard. Looks like a teenager.

Skitz dresses in a bizarre mix of japanese clothing and dumpster-diving rejects. She has a sword which is rather rusty and dull, and she usually does more injury to herself then others. Skitz's hair is blonde with streaks of blue in it, usually in a short pony tail.
Believes she's a samurai, which is diluted by the fact she can't speak japanese.
Has a piece of stinky cheese she claims is possessed and evil. No one else has seen it fly, attack small animals, or do anything she claims it can, so it's generally disregarded.

Interests: Sleeping, eating, shouting garbled bits of japanese, hitting her head against walls, attacking furniture, yelling at walls, stealing things. Has a soft spot for tapioca pudding and donuts.

Quirks: Randomly attacks furniture, and other people. Appears to be schizophrenic. Likes to chew on people. Afraid of disco balls and other seventies paraphrenelia, dogs, rabbits, midgets, and peanut butter sticking to the roof of her mouth.

Reason for Wanting Order: She can't find decent tapioca anymore

[Edited by Avenging_Angel on Thursday, August 18, 2005 12:45 PM]

08/18/2005 12:07 PM

Name: The Second Donkey Kong The Second(or Donkey Kong The Third)

Age: who knows and who cares

appearance: a gorilla what else........ brown fur. Oh yeah he has a coconut shooter on him as well.

Interests: being lazy, eating bananas, drinking, smashing barrels, jumping on aligators, punching stuff, exploding barrels, flying out of stuff, shooting things, playing bongos to create modern day songs.

Universe: he is from the universe of alternate earth. during the empire of the great ape king donkey kong and the time of a forcing of the crab people underground.

reason: "DK SMASH!!!!!!!!"

08/18/2005 6:35 PM

Name: Flaming Jerry
Age: 15

Appearance: He wears a red shirt, a red hat, red shoes, and blue pants. His shirt, hat, and shoes all have a flame on them as a logo. He has brown eyes and flaming red hair. All of his pockets contain atleast one lighter in them. He also has dynamite and other explosives in a red backpack that he carries with him (it also has a flame logo on it).

Interests: Sleeping, eating, making things go 'BOOM', setting stuff on fire, and watching people run around ON fire.

Quirks: Can make an explosive from anything that he can find. And he also thinks he can talk to fire.

Reason for wanting Order: He needs more lighters and explosives... for bigger and better "BOOMS'.

08/19/2005 1:31 AM

OK, Just so this RP doesnt get too Insane and hard to follow, Im going to cut off sign ups there. We'll just stick with these players for the RP.

And So it Begins!....

08/19/2005 3:24 AM

Hey Chrono, I'm just wondering how long it's been since the big crunch?

Are we talking days, weeks, months, years? If it doesn't matter that much, then can we please say it's just been a few days or a week?

08/19/2005 8:59 AM

OK, Just so this RP doesnt get too Insane and hard to follow, Im going to cut off sign ups there. We'll just stick with these players for the RP.

Ha - I thought the purpose of the thread was to BE too insane and hard to follow! :P

08/22/2005 8:08 AM

Sorry guys, I forgot to tell you I was gone for the weekend.

Though WHY my post I made on friday didn't show up, I have no idea....


08/22/2005 2:36 PM

Sorry guys, Im going away tomorrow and won't be able to post for a week.

I'll think of a way to occupy my character for a while.

Hmm...Let me see...

08/25/2005 3:20 AM

Hey sorry, I didnt notice this Post. Yea It was only a day or less ago, The crunch has only just happened.

08/30/2005 4:06 PM

Cheers Chrono. (Im back by the way)

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