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Avenging_Angel
Crabs Now Endangered Species Due To Bikini Waxing


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Tuesday January 15, 2013 2:40 AM
I wish I was making this shit up.

"Pubic grooming has led to a severe depletion of crab louse populations," says a medical entomologist. "You can see an environmental disaster in the making for this species."

Where's the save the pubic lice fund? We can do donation drives, make plushies, and let people sponsor infestations!

[[Edited by Avenging_Angel on Tuesday January 15, 2013 2:41 AM]]
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Tuesday January 15, 2013 4:00 AM
I, for one, will be wearing a little rubber wristband. Doesn't matter the color, as long as it has little black specks all over it.
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2011 was way more apocalypsey than 2012.
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Monday January 21, 2013 11:35 PM
you know, if crabs were cute this wouldn't be a problem. If they all looked like little pandas or koalas or something, everyone would be infected.
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Tuesday January 22, 2013 12:39 AM
I would be strangely okay with tiny hair-dwelling koalas.
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Wednesday January 23, 2013 11:34 AM
I'm not sure I'd be okay with pube pandas...
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2011 was way more apocalypsey than 2012.
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Wednesday January 23, 2013 9:32 PM
How about pube kitties?
Pussy pussies?
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I feel happy...I feel happy!

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