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Friday April 17, 2009 12:19 AM
Hey guys, what's the hardest part of throwing a baby with Down's down the stairs? My cock.

... and you called those body-fluid jokes tasteless
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hi iam new lol
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Friday April 17, 2009 8:54 PM
Wow.

I just... wow.

Congratulations. I don't think that anyone can beat that one.
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Everywhere I go I repeat: I do not belong here.

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Tuesday May 12, 2009 2:05 PM
OK I guess its time for me to add some lol I know its a bunch but its better than double posting right???

Q: How do you stop a gang rape?
A: Throw in a basketball.

Q: How do you start a Jewish parade?
A: Roll a penny down the street.

Q: How do you confuse a Polock?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to piss in a corner.

Q: What's red and has seven dents in it?
A: Snow White's cherry

Q:How do you fit four gay guys on one bar stool?
A:Turn it over.

Q:Why can't women go skiing?
A:No snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

Q:How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?
A:It goes "wop wop wop wop wop wop wop wop wop!
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"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
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Friday May 15, 2009 4:24 AM
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Sisq, I thought I loved you but... I love your wife so much moar

Alright, I don't think I've posted this one yet and I'm too lazy to scroll back so...

How many Jews can you get into a VW Beetle?

2 in the front, 2 in the back and a hundred and fifty in the ashtray.
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Anyone you can describe as chipper is to be avoided. You never know when they'll crack. Eventually, they're gonna start gnawing on the nearest thing they can, whether it's a hood ornament or wristwatch, wrist still attached; a moment when that uniform they've made for themselves breaks down and they fall to pieces, right out of it. Give me the life-haters any day. They'll play you straight. -Oobie
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Friday May 15, 2009 5:46 PM
You did, but it still made me laugh....


QUOTED  Sisq, I thought I loved you but... I love your wife so much moar



Lich, I can feel the estrogen tide rising, and the amazons are taking over. We need to get some serious testosterone up in this place before we all become emasculated sissies who are only kept around to open jars and reach things on the top shelf.
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"Tuna and bread. Tuna and bread."-----

"Fuck tuna and bread. Star Trek is on."
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"If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking." ~George S. Patton
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Saturday May 16, 2009 3:59 PM
A couple goes to the hospital to deliver their first child. The doctor tells them they have a machine that can transfer the birth pains from the mother to the father and asks them if they agree to try it, which they do. So the doc sets the machine to transfer 10% of the pain to the father. But the father was feeling fine, so he asks to increase to 20%. Again, everything goes perfectly and the father asks the doctor to increase the transfer to 50%. Reluctant, the doctor measures the father's BP and increases the transfer to 50%. The husband is feeling perfectly fine and asks the doctor to increase to 100%, so his wife can deliver the baby without pain. The doctor, somewhat confused, somewhat admiring the husband for his self-sacrifice, does so.

And a perfect little baby is born, so the couple goes home all happy. There, they find the postman lying dead on their stairs.
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Anyone you can describe as chipper is to be avoided. You never know when they'll crack. Eventually, they're gonna start gnawing on the nearest thing they can, whether it's a hood ornament or wristwatch, wrist still attached; a moment when that uniform they've made for themselves breaks down and they fall to pieces, right out of it. Give me the life-haters any day. They'll play you straight. -Oobie
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Saturday May 16, 2009 4:26 PM
That's all... just
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"Tuna and bread. Tuna and bread."-----

"Fuck tuna and bread. Star Trek is on."
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"If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking." ~George S. Patton
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Monday June 15, 2009 7:39 AM
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Am I a bad person doing good things...or a good person doing bad things... - Dexter
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Tuesday March 16, 2010 8:29 PM
From a friend of mine...

What do a pile of shingles and a bunch of fat chicks have in common?

They'll both wind up getting nailed by a Mexican.
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Everywhere I go I repeat: I do not belong here.

Who will bring me hemlock in their own hands?
- Renee Vivien

Reality is an illusion that occurs with a lack of alcohol.
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Monday March 29, 2010 4:59 PM
You'll find this one either really dumb or really funny......

Why do mexicans wear their baseball cap with the brim up?


So they have a place to keep their taco
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± Sometimes to become great one must become small ±
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