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| teutonicknight |  RE: Totally Tasteless Jokes (May become obscene) |
  Member Since: May 2000  RK: 7 MP: 1,567     | Friday July 4, 2008 6:59 PM Well -there's- why the boat's sinking in the first place! A whole friggen store on a ship? Unless it's like a cruiser or air craft carrier, just the weight of the grease to fry all the food would cause the ship to sink.  If I went around claiming I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away! Commander in the Glitterqueens and General of the mighty Puchuu army! Der Comicstein! |
| SisqAlpha | RE: Totally Tasteless Jokes (May become obscene) |
 Member Since: April 2007  RK: 5 MP: 953 | Monday July 7, 2008 11:36 AM Boo! Boo! Boo!Try again.  ROFLMAO on the Greek joke Tass. I'm going to have to do some digging to find something better than that.  "Tuna and bread. Tuna and bread."----- "Fuck tuna and bread. Star Trek is on." ------------------------------------------------- "If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking." ~George S. Patton |
| DarkDalamar20 | RE: Totally Tasteless Jokes (May become obscene) |
 Member Since: April 2002  RK: 13 MP: 6,311 | Friday September 12, 2008 11:10 AM While reading an article about Hurricane Ike slamming into Texas, someone in the comments section wrote:"When did Tina Turner move to Texas?" Am I a bad person doing good things...or a good person doing bad things... - Dexter |
| Antifreeze | RE: Totally Tasteless Jokes (May become obscene) |
 Member Since: August 2008  RK: 1 MP: 34 | Saturday September 13, 2008 11:29 AM What's Black and Blue, and hates sex?The 12 year old locked in my trunk... Why does a german shower nozel have 11 holes? Because jews only have 10 fingers. What's the best part of fucking a 6 year old girl in the shower? When you slick her hair back and she looks like a 6 year old boy. How do you make Martha Stewart scream twice? Fuck her in the ass, then wipe your dick on her drapes. "Humanity has gone way down hill... We started out as hunter gatherers, and somewhere along the line, morphed into murderous pack rats."... - Myself |
| tassanaburrfoot | RE: Totally Tasteless Jokes (May become obscene) |
  Member Since: February 2003  RK: 9 MP: 2,976 | Monday September 15, 2008 8:50 PM Cinderella was fired from Disney today. She was found bouncing on Pinocchio's face screaming, "Lie, mother fucker, lie!"Slytherin Pride W.W.D.D. You are never too young to die nor too old to live. ~Me! "Infinity is hard to grasp when I'm born destined to die." ~Lich-Nexus "Hope is the dream of a waking man." ~Aristotle |
| SisqAlpha | RE: Totally Tasteless Jokes (May become obscene) |
Member Since: April 2007 RK: 5 MP: 953 | Friday September 19, 2008 11:13 AM What do you call a black man leaning against a barn?An antique farm tool. A n old man walks into the bar and sees three guy's sitting together. The old man Heads towards the one in the middle and says "I fucked your mother last night and she was good!". The guy holds his temper and ignores the old man. Soon, the old man comes back and says "Your mother just gave me a blow job in the alley." The guy is starting to get a little pissed but still manages to ignore the old man and goes back to his drink. Pretty soon the old man stumbles back and says " I'm going to take your mother home bend her over the kitchen table and........" At this point the guy jumps up, wheels on the old man and screams "SHUT UP DAD! YOU'RE DRUNK, GO HOME!" "Tuna and bread. Tuna and bread."----- "Fuck tuna and bread. Star Trek is on." ------------------------------------------------- "If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking." ~George S. Patton |
| Avenging_Angel | RE: Totally Tasteless Jokes (May become obscene) |
 Member Since: July 2003 RK: 13 MP: 6,289  | Monday September 29, 2008 7:04 PM My sister sent me this one a while ago, still cracks me up.One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, Isn't that obvious?) "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." The woman looks at him for a moment, then says "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault." "But I haven't even touched you!" says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." The warden stares at her for a moment, then says "Have a nice day, ma'am." and left. MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. [[Edited by Avenging_Angel on Monday September 29, 2008 7:07 PM]] Everywhere I go I repeat: I do not belong here. Who will bring me hemlock in their own hands? - Renee Vivien Reality is an illusion that occurs with a lack of alcohol. |
| teutonicknight | RE: Totally Tasteless Jokes (May become obscene) |
Member Since: May 2000 RK: 7 MP: 1,567 | Tuesday September 30, 2008 2:49 PM The local brothel contains three stories. The first floor has ladies who work as phone operators during the day. The second floor has ladies who work as secretaries during the day. The third floor has ladies who work as teachers during the day.No offense to the ladies on the first floor, they're all nice women and enjoyable, but they're quick to point out that "Your three minutes are up." No offense to the ladies on the second floor, they're all nice women and enjoyable, but they keep asking to stop for a coffee break. Now, the women on the third floor, I'll go there anytime. They always say "Let's do it again until you get it right." If I went around claiming I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away! Commander in the Glitterqueens and General of the mighty Puchuu army! Der Comicstein! |
| TheShadowlord | RE: Totally Tasteless Jokes (May become obscene) |
 Member Since: October 2000  RK: 14 MP: 7,187 | Sunday October 5, 2008 5:51 AM LOL!I feel happy...I feel happy! "I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen Roberts |
| Avenging_Angel | RE: Totally Tasteless Jokes (May become obscene) |
Member Since: July 2003 RK: 13 MP: 6,289 | Tuesday January 20, 2009 8:13 PM Not a joke per se, but definitely tasteless. (NSFW!)I may never be able to stand that rubber squeaking sound again. Everywhere I go I repeat: I do not belong here. Who will bring me hemlock in their own hands? - Renee Vivien Reality is an illusion that occurs with a lack of alcohol. |
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