Oobie... I like the way you play video games. Though, I am disappointed you haven't beat up any hookers yet. In GTA: San Andreas, I beat up the hookers then take a picture of them. As far as cyber-serial killers go, I've got quite a collection of dead hookers.
Me:
GTA: San Andreas. I just did a most excellent random mayhem mission. I had five stars, and while shooting my way through a FBI road block on my motorcycle, the fucks shot out my front tire. So I rode halfway across the city on a wheelie, dodging and shooting cops on my way to the Pay and Spray to fix my tire.
Pierced from below, souls of my trecherous past
Betrayed by many, now ornaments dripping above
The Classical Greeks were not influenced by the Classical Greeks!
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SisqAlpha
RE: What game(s) are you currently playing?
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Wednesday June 2, 2010 11:55 PM
Beat them up? You crept up behind them and cut their throats..... I ...... I'm going to let the next thought just pass into oblivion. It's better that way.
Still playing Guitar hero III, Just finished Medium on Co-Op and I'm beginning to wonder if I haven't given myself nerve damage from clutching the damned guitar so tightly. The fingers are starting to move better, just have to go back through and work on some of the nastier passages and chords.
"Tuna and bread. Tuna and bread."-----
"Fuck tuna and bread. Star Trek is on."
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"If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking." ~George S. Patton
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Lich_Nexus
RE: What game(s) are you currently playing?
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Thursday June 3, 2010 12:13 AM
Well I went and played some pool in the bar and it replaces your melee weapon with a cue stick. So I was beating them up to get a new knife, cause them Ganton bitches are packing. I think I've gotten all the variations now, so I've up graded my M.O. to blowing their heads off and taking pictures of their decapitated corpses.
Tim prefers vehicular whore-slaughter. He times it just right so they are spread eagle on the hood, with their heads seemingly smashed through the windshield... the sick fuck.
Did I show you the zombie Easter Egg yet?
Hold it like your penis stupid! Minus the sheep in goloshes.
Pierced from below, souls of my trecherous past
Betrayed by many, now ornaments dripping above
The Classical Greeks were not influenced by the Classical Greeks!
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Lich_Nexus
RE: What game(s) are you currently playing?
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Thursday June 3, 2010 12:19 AM
Oh shit, I almost forgot... I got the big purple double-headed dildo, so I've been beating the shit out of them with that too.
Pierced from below, souls of my trecherous past
Betrayed by many, now ornaments dripping above
The Classical Greeks were not influenced by the Classical Greeks!
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SisqAlpha
RE: What game(s) are you currently playing?
Member Since: April 2007
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Thursday June 3, 2010 12:22 AM
ROFLMFAO!!!
No...... It's not going to hatch into an undead chicken is it?
In case you haven't noticed, I'm not exactly gentle with that damn thing either.
"Tuna and bread. Tuna and bread."-----
"Fuck tuna and bread. Star Trek is on."
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"If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking." ~George S. Patton
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Lich_Nexus
RE: What game(s) are you currently playing?
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Thursday June 3, 2010 12:23 AM
P.S. While wearing the gimp suit!
Pierced from below, souls of my trecherous past
Betrayed by many, now ornaments dripping above
The Classical Greeks were not influenced by the Classical Greeks!
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Lich_Nexus
RE: What game(s) are you currently playing?
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Thursday June 3, 2010 12:29 AM
No dude... an Easter Egg is something the programmers hid within the game, a joke... a reference, something of that nature. I found a place with a sign: Zombitech: Building better undead for tommorrow... something like that. So I added it to my pictures.
I'm not going to take that bait dude... she'll spit in my chicken for real!
Pierced from below, souls of my trecherous past
Betrayed by many, now ornaments dripping above
The Classical Greeks were not influenced by the Classical Greeks!
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SisqAlpha
RE: What game(s) are you currently playing?
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Thursday June 3, 2010 12:29 AM
*Smacks forehead*
Oh my fucking god. I am WAY too tired to handle a gimp suited, double headed dildo wielding psychopath right now.
So when are we going to launch the assault on the Amazonian stronghold to take back our beloved Oobie?
"Tuna and bread. Tuna and bread."-----
"Fuck tuna and bread. Star Trek is on."
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"If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking." ~George S. Patton
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Lich_Nexus
RE: What game(s) are you currently playing?
Member Since: May 2000
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Thursday June 3, 2010 12:35 AM
You weren't saying that last night, you coy bitch!
Who knows, I think the Amazons are scared. I was going to bust out my Macho Women With Guns RPG and give them each archtypes.
Pierced from below, souls of my trecherous past
Betrayed by many, now ornaments dripping above
The Classical Greeks were not influenced by the Classical Greeks!
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