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Lich_Nexus
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Tuesday January 25, 2011 6:32 PM
First I've heard of it...
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Tuesday January 25, 2011 8:40 PM
That is weird. I've never heard of having an age limit on buying condoms either.
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Tuesday January 25, 2011 9:34 PM
That is weird, because here they actually pass them out to teenagers in school.
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"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
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Tuesday January 25, 2011 11:11 PM
Funny is Shadowlord double posting.




QUOTED  and I'm barely old enough to buy the damn things, this just seems... weird.


Honey, who has been filling your head with this propaganda? Show me the law that states it is illegal to have sexual intercourse (protected or not) before the age of 18? Consensual sex ('cause I know one of you A-holes would pull up the statutory rape law ).
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Wednesday January 26, 2011 12:13 AM
There's no law, just a lot of midwestern stores that are pricks and will refuse to sell 'em unless you're eighteen, especially around campus for whatever reason.
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Wednesday January 26, 2011 4:47 AM
Well that isn't very smart... Especially since teenagers aren't very likely to be going to ask their parents to buy condoms for them.
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Wednesday January 26, 2011 4:41 PM
People are morons.
I've actually found that to be a very useful and powerful explanation.
"Why are X doing something as stupid as Y?"
"Because they're morons."
See?
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I feel happy...I feel happy!

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Tuesday March 22, 2011 12:05 AM
So i go to hang out with Bubba on Sunday afternoon, but Bubba is at work. SO his little one comes out to the living room and asks if I want to play Tekken with him. The little shit proceeds to kick my ass and taunts me... dancing around singing how he's the master. To the point were I'm starting to get pissed off and about ready to call him a little mother-fucker. SO I take a break to chill out, in which he comes out to the living room to taunt some more and brag to his sister.

So i callenge him again, but this time I'm getting the controls down, and figuring out his style of play. Then I proceeded to open a can of whoop-ass on him. Then I start taunting him to the point he has a small sad face like the one he gives when DL scolds him. So I spike the controller and right in is face i give him a "haha, I'm master now!"... then left.

So DL, give the youngin' an extra hug... he got schooled, Lich style.
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Tuesday March 22, 2011 12:11 AM
QUOTED  "haha, I'm master now!"... then left.

So DL, give the youngin' an extra hug... he got schooled, Lich style.

I already heard from dad, trust me! Just remember Lich, he is 8 and you are what???????? LOL Just the thought of that he whooped your ass is hilarious!
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"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
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Tuesday March 22, 2011 12:51 AM
QUOTED  Just remember Lich, he is 8 and you are what????????


Age is totally irrelivent! This is a changing of the gaurd, young bear- old bear fighting over the same back-stratching tree... intracate xy chromosome shit your female brain can't comprehend. So save your rational discourse for the henhouse!

I bet you everday after school and homeowrk, he'll be practicing with grim determination so he can later dethrone me as Tekken Master... one must have determination to achieve a desired goal. Silly child's game to a mother, but positive male reinforcement from an uncle-like figure I say.

So , I'm the Tekken Master!
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The Classical Greeks were not influenced by the Classical Greeks!
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