Funny (and annoying) is everyone on campus apparently thinking me and one of my male friends I hang out with a lot must be going out.
He was trying to go out with one of my roommates, and made pieces of chocolate that spelled out "Will you go out with me?" for her. On his way up to the room, he stopped at the desk where a bunch of the female RAs were lurking and asked them if they thought it was a good idea. They all declared it the sweetest thing ever, and said it was about time he asked out that skinny girl with blue hair he was always with.
Somewhat related but also funny was hanging out with the fella I'm dating, and when we left the house one of the other guys did a double take...
Dude: WHOA!
Fella: What?
Dude: Nothing, man. I just always thought you were gay.
Fella: ... but you've seen me with her before?
Dude: Well, yeah... but I never realized that was a chick.
Me: ...
[[Edited by Avenging_Angel on Sunday December 5, 2010 1:16 AM]]
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Aeramae
RE: Funny Is...
Member Since: December 2003
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Sunday December 5, 2010 8:51 AM
You should have given him a good round house kick. I mean seriously.
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TheShadowlord
RE: Funny Is...
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Sunday December 5, 2010 1:50 PM
OW!
Seconding the roundhouse kick suggestion.
I feel happy...I feel happy!
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Lich_Nexus
RE: Funny Is...
Member Since: May 2000
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Sunday December 5, 2010 3:34 PM
Thatys busllshit Angwl, ifd i was twenty yearsd yonger, id be on you lkike stink on shit.
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Avenging_Angel
RE: Funny Is...
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Monday December 6, 2010 2:58 AM
I would, but to be fair a lot of people make that mistake. It was mostly us standing around trying to figure out who had just been more insulted.
... I, uh... think I'll just go ahead and take that as a compliment?
[[Edited by Avenging_Angel on Monday December 6, 2010 2:59 AM]]
Everywhere I go I repeat: I do not belong here.
Who will bring me hemlock in their own hands?
- Renee Vivien
Reality is an illusion that occurs with a lack of alcohol.
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SisqAlpha
RE: Funny Is...
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Monday December 6, 2010 11:52 PM
I think you would have been fully justified if you had given that guy a righteous bitch slap to the grill.
Don't repress your inner demon AvA. Utilize it.
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Lich_Nexus
RE: Funny Is...
Member Since: May 2000
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Tuesday December 7, 2010 1:42 AM
It was.
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Betrayed by many, now ornaments dripping above
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Anbu_Elf
RE: Funny Is...
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Tuesday December 7, 2010 5:52 PM
Funny is my psycho kitten trying to climb up the wall to something only she can see. Seriously, I don't own a laser pointer, so I have no idea what she's trying to do. Maybe chase a fly? Or be super kitty and fly away? I don't know, but it's funny to watch.
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Zemin
RE: Funny Is...
Member Since: December 2010
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Wednesday December 8, 2010 2:51 PM
Funny is when your car window is busted when your friends are just watching not saying a damn thing, then when you get your shit repair she comes back and put sugar in your gas tank. Now you're walking to work each day for the past three weeks while your car in the shop. This is the funniest, you find out your ex's is coming to the same club because you and she has the same friends and you can't dodge and soon as you meet her all hell break loose. Funny right!!!!!
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Represent the mob
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DragonLady
RE: Funny Is...
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Tuesday December 14, 2010 10:20 PM
I'm hanging mistletoe in my back pocket this year! Everyone line up and take a number
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