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| Avenging_Angel |  RE: Funny Is... |
  Member Since: July 2003  RK: 13 MP: 6,289      | Wednesday August 25, 2010 3:21 PM I'm helpful to some of them! Like the kid who could correctly answer what his name, quest, and average velocity of an unladen swallow were. I gave him great directions and advice.Funny is living in a quad this year - I think my old roommate and I scare the other two. "If you loved me, you'd let me make you look like a pine tree!" "Clearly a violent insurrection is the only appropriate response." "I'd beat him to death with a drawing pad if I wasn't afraid to get blood on the paper. That shit's expensive."  Everywhere I go I repeat: I do not belong here. Who will bring me hemlock in their own hands? - Renee Vivien Reality is an illusion that occurs with a lack of alcohol. |
| DragonLady | RE: Funny Is... |
 Member Since: April 2009  RK: 2 MP: 310 | Monday November 8, 2010 11:39 PM Funny is, or maybe this should be in a different category, I'm starting to think that I have 2 husbands. Everyone knows (or should anyways) that I am married to Sisq, but lately I am starting to think I'm married to Lich? Or maybe it is that I now have a extra child. YEP! That is it, I feed him, I discipline him and entertain him. It is good to see he is now so comfortable that he borrows my husbands jammy pants. Welcome to the family Lich lol."Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." |
| TheShadowlord | RE: Funny Is... |
 Member Since: October 2000  RK: 14 MP: 7,196 | Tuesday November 9, 2010 4:53 AM lol. Make him do some chores, that'll scare him off.I feel happy...I feel happy! "I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen Roberts |
| DragonLady | RE: Funny Is... |
Member Since: April 2009 RK: 2 MP: 310 | Tuesday November 9, 2010 9:20 PM LOL Good point! Lich you have dishes and garbage on Sunday's and the toilets need scrubbed with a tooth brush. "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." |
| Anbu_Elf | RE: Funny Is... |
 Member Since: October 2010 RK: 2 MP: 113 | Wednesday November 10, 2010 12:26 AM Funny is the 1 1/2 year old great dane mix groaning like an old man every time he lays down. Or when he rolls on his back for a belly scratching and he shows his front teeth to smile at you. I've never had a dog that did either of those things before. |
| Lich_Nexus | RE: Funny Is... |
  Member Since: May 2000 RK: 14 MP: 7,037 | Wednesday November 10, 2010 1:30 AM I do chores... I bring Zombies!!! and tell the kids we ain't playing till the kitchen is clean. So in effect, I clean the kitchen  Pierced from below, souls of my trecherous past Betrayed by many, now ornaments dripping above The Classical Greeks were not influenced by the Classical Greeks! |
| Anbu_Elf | RE: Funny Is... |
Member Since: October 2010 RK: 2 MP: 113 | Wednesday November 10, 2010 1:51 AM Wow! Wish my husband volunteered to do some work around the house. |
| TheShadowlord | RE: Funny Is... |
Member Since: October 2000 RK: 14 MP: 7,196 | Wednesday November 10, 2010 2:20 PM I wish my girlfriend volunteered to do some work around the house. Other than making dinner, I have to crack the whip to get her to do anything.I feel happy...I feel happy! "I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen Roberts |
| DragonLady | RE: Funny Is... |
Member Since: April 2009 RK: 2 MP: 310 | Wednesday November 10, 2010 10:37 PM I just wish I could have some kind of rest. I work all week long, deal with 3 kids, 5 if you count Sisq and Lich, do school functions and meetings, on the school board and cook and housework. I think I am getting screwed! I want to just be a regular housewife. Oh well, I can't complain toooooo much I have a wonderful family (yes that includes Lich). "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." |
| TheShadowlord | RE: Funny Is... |
Member Since: October 2000 RK: 14 MP: 7,196 | Thursday November 11, 2010 4:22 AM You do sound like a regular housewife. I feel happy...I feel happy! "I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen Roberts |
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