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Avenging_Angel
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Wednesday August 25, 2010 3:21 PM
I'm helpful to some of them! Like the kid who could correctly answer what his name, quest, and average velocity of an unladen swallow were. I gave him great directions and advice.

Funny is living in a quad this year - I think my old roommate and I scare the other two.

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Monday November 8, 2010 11:39 PM
Funny is, or maybe this should be in a different category, I'm starting to think that I have 2 husbands. Everyone knows (or should anyways) that I am married to Sisq, but lately I am starting to think I'm married to Lich? Or maybe it is that I now have a extra child. YEP! That is it, I feed him, I discipline him and entertain him. It is good to see he is now so comfortable that he borrows my husbands jammy pants. Welcome to the family Lich lol.
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"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
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TheShadowlord
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Tuesday November 9, 2010 4:53 AM
lol. Make him do some chores, that'll scare him off.
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I feel happy...I feel happy!

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Tuesday November 9, 2010 9:20 PM
QUOTED  lol. Make him do some chores, that'll scare him off.

LOL Good point! Lich you have dishes and garbage on Sunday's and the toilets need scrubbed with a tooth brush.
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"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
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Wednesday November 10, 2010 12:26 AM
Funny is the 1 1/2 year old great dane mix groaning like an old man every time he lays down. Or when he rolls on his back for a belly scratching and he shows his front teeth to smile at you. I've never had a dog that did either of those things before.
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Wednesday November 10, 2010 1:30 AM
I do chores... I bring Zombies!!! and tell the kids we ain't playing till the kitchen is clean. So in effect, I clean the kitchen
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Wednesday November 10, 2010 1:51 AM
Wow! Wish my husband volunteered to do some work around the house.
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Wednesday November 10, 2010 2:20 PM
I wish my girlfriend volunteered to do some work around the house. Other than making dinner, I have to crack the whip to get her to do anything.
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I feel happy...I feel happy!

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Wednesday November 10, 2010 10:37 PM
QUOTED  I wish my girlfriend volunteered to do some work around the house. Other than making dinner, I have to crack the whip to get her to do anything.

I just wish I could have some kind of rest. I work all week long, deal with 3 kids, 5 if you count Sisq and Lich, do school functions and meetings, on the school board and cook and housework. I think I am getting screwed! I want to just be a regular housewife. Oh well, I can't complain toooooo much I have a wonderful family (yes that includes Lich).
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"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
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TheShadowlord
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Thursday November 11, 2010 4:22 AM
QUOTED  I want to just be a regular housewife.


You do sound like a regular housewife.
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I feel happy...I feel happy!

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