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Avenging_Angel
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Monday March 1, 2010 10:40 PM
Funny is bursting into the women's restroom on my floor with a nerf gun and scream of "ALLAH AKBAR!"... to find the only person in there was one of my male friends calmly washing his hands.
I'm not sure which one of us was more confused.
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Tuesday March 2, 2010 3:35 AM
I would have loved to see that.
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I feel happy...I feel happy!

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Tuesday March 2, 2010 12:30 PM
Well, did you shoot him with a nerf dart?
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Tuesday March 2, 2010 10:12 PM
Watching the looks on the face of my teammates, supervisors, and security when my best friend and I walked in with our full arsenal of Nerf...most of them painted and modded.

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Death before Dishonor -- Nothing before Coffee

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Monday March 8, 2010 5:21 PM
QUOTED  Well, did you shoot him with a nerf dart?


One, in the chest. Then I decided it was probably best to walk away.

I probably should have added that I was wearing a giant pair of white fuzzy earmuffs and an Israeli flag tied around my waist at the time (which was around two in the morning).
Hey, we all have our ways of decompressing after work.


Funny is the continued confusion of my neighbors down the hall who have "Jesus was here!" written on their message board about the "satanic messages" that keep somehow appearing on their board in red marker.
Somehow.
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Silveran
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Monday March 8, 2010 9:34 PM
You should put some reference to the "Jesus" common name from the Latino community one of these days and see if they notice it's different.
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Friday March 12, 2010 12:09 AM
The Christian side Hug
I thought about creating a 'Pathetic is...' thread, because this could go in either Funny (because it's funny to see what sort of idiocies religious nuts will come up with next) or Despair (because any time something like this comes up I despair of humanity).

But Funny it is, because seriously, do you think this will catch on?
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I feel happy...I feel happy!

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Friday March 12, 2010 9:11 AM
Funny is going to be....watching Sisq play in a father son basketball game tonight! This should be some funny shit. Will have the inhaler on side line, and you better believe pics will follow. For anyone that would like to watch this event (Lich) it is going to be at the Gazelle Grange tonight starts at 6pm.
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"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
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Friday March 12, 2010 6:15 PM
QUOTED  The Christian side Hug


Uh...made it about a minute into the rap before I cut it off.

Maybe cause I'm drinkin, maybe cause it's me, but damn...are you serious??!!
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Friday March 12, 2010 9:14 PM
I found it quite entertaining. I will be practising my Christian Side Hugs. And my good old Jesus-worshipping drive bys.
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