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| Avenging_Angel |  RE: Funny Is... |
  Member Since: July 2003  RK: 13 MP: 6,290      | Monday March 1, 2010 10:40 PM Funny is bursting into the women's restroom on my floor with a nerf gun and scream of "ALLAH AKBAR!"... to find the only person in there was one of my male friends calmly washing his hands. I'm not sure which one of us was more confused.  Everywhere I go I repeat: I do not belong here. Who will bring me hemlock in their own hands? - Renee Vivien Reality is an illusion that occurs with a lack of alcohol. |
| TheShadowlord | RE: Funny Is... |
 Member Since: October 2000  RK: 14 MP: 7,202 | Tuesday March 2, 2010 3:35 AM I would have loved to see that.I feel happy...I feel happy! "I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen Roberts |
| Lich_Nexus | RE: Funny Is... |
  Member Since: May 2000 RK: 14 MP: 7,037 | Tuesday March 2, 2010 12:30 PM Well, did you shoot him with a nerf dart?Pierced from below, souls of my trecherous past Betrayed by many, now ornaments dripping above The Classical Greeks were not influenced by the Classical Greeks! |
| Silveran | RE: Funny Is... |
    Member Since: May 2000  RK: 12 MP: 5,917 | Tuesday March 2, 2010 10:12 PM Watching the looks on the face of my teammates, supervisors, and security when my best friend and I walked in with our full arsenal of Nerf...most of them painted and modded.3 Raiders CS35 2 Longstrikes CS6 1 Longshot CS6 3 Recons CS9 5 Mavericks RS6 1 Vulcan ESB25 1 Firefly RS8 1 Nitefinder Death before Dishonor -- Nothing before Coffee Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione |
| Avenging_Angel | RE: Funny Is... |
Member Since: July 2003 RK: 13 MP: 6,290 | Monday March 8, 2010 5:21 PM One, in the chest. Then I decided it was probably best to walk away. I probably should have added that I was wearing a giant pair of white fuzzy earmuffs and an Israeli flag tied around my waist at the time (which was around two in the morning). Hey, we all have our ways of decompressing after work. Funny is the continued confusion of my neighbors down the hall who have "Jesus was here!" written on their message board about the "satanic messages" that keep somehow appearing on their board in red marker. Somehow. Everywhere I go I repeat: I do not belong here. Who will bring me hemlock in their own hands? - Renee Vivien Reality is an illusion that occurs with a lack of alcohol. |
| Silveran | RE: Funny Is... |
| Member Since: May 2000 RK: 12 MP: 5,917 | Monday March 8, 2010 9:34 PM You should put some reference to the "Jesus" common name from the Latino community one of these days and see if they notice it's different.Death before Dishonor -- Nothing before Coffee Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione |
| TheShadowlord | RE: Funny Is... |
Member Since: October 2000 RK: 14 MP: 7,202 | Friday March 12, 2010 12:09 AM The Christian side HugI thought about creating a 'Pathetic is...' thread, because this could go in either Funny (because it's funny to see what sort of idiocies religious nuts will come up with next) or Despair (because any time something like this comes up I despair of humanity). But Funny it is, because seriously, do you think this will catch on? I feel happy...I feel happy! "I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen Roberts |
| DragonLady | RE: Funny Is... |
 Member Since: April 2009  RK: 2 MP: 310 | Friday March 12, 2010 9:11 AM Funny is going to be....watching Sisq play in a father son basketball game tonight! This should be some funny shit. Will have the inhaler on side line, and you better believe pics will follow. For anyone that would like to watch this event (Lich) it is going to be at the Gazelle Grange tonight starts at 6pm."Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." |
| StoicFervor | RE: Funny Is... |
 Member Since: June 2007  RK: 4 MP: 620 | Friday March 12, 2010 6:15 PM Uh...made it about a minute into the rap before I cut it off. Maybe cause I'm drinkin, maybe cause it's me, but damn...are you serious??!! 'Sic vis pacem para bellum' Sometimes I aim to please, other times I shoot to kill. "Enemies are the price of honour." "Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men." Honesty might be the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. |
| Kitiara | RE: Funny Is... |
 Member Since: May 2000  RK: 6 MP: 1,452 | Friday March 12, 2010 9:14 PM I found it quite entertaining. I will be practising my Christian Side Hugs. And my good old Jesus-worshipping drive bys.Anyone you can describe as chipper is to be avoided. You never know when they'll crack. Eventually, they're gonna start gnawing on the nearest thing they can, whether it's a hood ornament or wristwatch, wrist still attached; a moment when that uniform they've made for themselves breaks down and they fall to pieces, right out of it. Give me the life-haters any day. They'll play you straight. -Oobie |
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