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Wednesday January 20, 2010 10:08 PM
Funny is the mess I've managed to make for myself in such a short time. Because if it's not funny, then it's horribly, horribly depressing.
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2011 was way more apocalypsey than 2012.
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Thursday January 21, 2010 7:39 AM
Funny is this story:

Last night my oldest child, six-year-old Evan, needed to use the potty. I waited for him outside the door, which he left open, to make sure he went right back to bed afterward. As he's finishing up (guys, you know what I mean by that), he looks down at himself, and says "I have a ball in my penis."

I, of course, am shocked at first, so I ask what. He then repeats "I have a ball in my penis" and proceeds to grope his sack. Methinks daddy needs to have a talk with his boy.
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Leader of the Amazonian Army, and fighter for the Female Initiative.

Bitchy since 1999.
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Monday January 25, 2010 2:50 PM
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Leader of the Amazonian Army, and fighter for the Female Initiative.

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Monday January 25, 2010 4:00 PM
Funny is:

Getting to work this morning to find out that one line won't run because the part that was supposed to be here last week still hasn't arrived, another has a delayed start up until they can redirect the stream of yellow water that is dripping from the roof onto the bottles, and yet another is delayed due to three broken windows from the snow storm that hit us last week.

Funny is:

An access ladder that was ripped from it's mounts due to falling snow, a smashed exhaust port due to falling snow, a blown head on the front end loader they use for snow removal, and the hissy fit the QC head is going to have when our roof starts leaking again and pissing water all over our lines.

It's just been a funny couple of weeks at the nuthatch lately.
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"Tuna and bread. Tuna and bread."-----

"Fuck tuna and bread. Star Trek is on."
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"If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking." ~George S. Patton
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Thursday January 28, 2010 3:06 PM
Funny is drunk people.

*pawing at my shoelaces, which read I Zombies* "Oh my god... are your shoelaces jewish!?"
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Everywhere I go I repeat: I do not belong here.

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Reality is an illusion that occurs with a lack of alcohol.
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Thursday January 28, 2010 3:47 PM
Ok. That's funnny.
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"Tuna and bread. Tuna and bread."-----

"Fuck tuna and bread. Star Trek is on."
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Monday February 22, 2010 9:39 AM
Funny is: Our female dog going into heat, and the ensuing sexual frustration of my male dog. The poor guy would've surrendered to his Oedipal urges long ago if we hadn't separated them. Thank the gods it appears to be over.
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"Tuna and bread. Tuna and bread."-----

"Fuck tuna and bread. Star Trek is on."
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Monday February 22, 2010 9:47 AM
QUOTED  Thank the gods it appears to be over.

Is it really over??? Please tell me it's so?!?!?!?!
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"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
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Monday February 22, 2010 10:21 AM
I don't know. I hope so. He hasn't been prancing around after her all morning.... in fact, he didn't even perk up his ears when she came out.
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"Tuna and bread. Tuna and bread."-----

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Monday February 22, 2010 5:09 PM
Speaking of sexually frustrated males, funny is the reaction of the men's soccer team this morning that was looking for the gym in the activity center, but instead walked into my all-female belly dancing class.

Great muppety Odin, I wish I'd had a camera. Priceless.
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Everywhere I go I repeat: I do not belong here.

Who will bring me hemlock in their own hands?
- Renee Vivien

Reality is an illusion that occurs with a lack of alcohol.
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