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| Avenging_Angel |  RE: Funny Is... |
  Member Since: July 2003  RK: 13 MP: 6,289      | Monday February 20, 2012 11:16 PM Funny is waking up on the floor next to my bed this morning, then wandering out to clean up the mess from last night and finding a huge, fully-finished pastel drawing I don't remember doing.Holy balls.  Everywhere I go I repeat: I do not belong here. Who will bring me hemlock in their own hands? - Renee Vivien Reality is an illusion that occurs with a lack of alcohol. |
| Nix | RE: Funny Is... |
 Member Since: January 2005  RK: 3 MP: 447 | Tuesday February 21, 2012 4:05 AM This is one of those moments that just screams "bad mojo". So now the question becomes:take a hint and cut back or lose what could be a skyrocketing, albeit short, career as the Ozzy of painters.... Decisions... [[Edited by Nix on Tuesday February 21, 2012 4:06 AM]] -This message brought to you by Nix, Mercenary to the Grammar Nazi regime My gaming groups new motto: Wet the Sock! (Not as dirty as it sounds) |
| Avenging_Angel | RE: Funny Is... |
Member Since: July 2003 RK: 13 MP: 6,289 | Thursday February 23, 2012 12:54 PM Funny is going on a double date to a strip club.Pretty sure I was the least uncomfortable person there. After so many sessions of drawing nude models, random naked people just cease to be awkward. Even when they A) attempt to take off your shirt or B) offer you a free lapdance. Good times. Everywhere I go I repeat: I do not belong here. Who will bring me hemlock in their own hands? - Renee Vivien Reality is an illusion that occurs with a lack of alcohol. |
| Avenging_Angel | RE: Funny Is... |
Member Since: July 2003 RK: 13 MP: 6,289 | Thursday April 26, 2012 2:28 AM Funny is an awesome old dude high-fiving me because he liked the "Legalize Cannibalism" pin on my jacket.I love awesome old people.  Everywhere I go I repeat: I do not belong here. Who will bring me hemlock in their own hands? - Renee Vivien Reality is an illusion that occurs with a lack of alcohol. |
| Avenging_Angel | RE: Funny Is... |
Member Since: July 2003 RK: 13 MP: 6,289 | Tuesday September 25, 2012 11:25 PM Funny is me with drowsiness-inducing antihistamines. Apparently I can't read, and what I thought was generic claritin was actually generic benadryl. I took two before class and ended up having to leave in the middle because I thought is was going to literally pass out in the middle of the classroom. I go home like a friggin' shuffling zombie, and barely manage to get my shoes off before collapsing in bed for a good five hours. A very perplexed and rather concerned boyfriend finally wakes me up to ask what the hell is wrong with me, and I had no idea except that I'd taken the allergy stuff in the bathroom cabinet. He's a pharmacist, so he goes to look and comes back laughing. Not sure how I was able to stay conscious that long, really. I ended up sleeping about six-seven hours and shuffled around like a zombie some more after I woke up. Hooray for misadventures with pharmaceuticals! Everywhere I go I repeat: I do not belong here. Who will bring me hemlock in their own hands? - Renee Vivien Reality is an illusion that occurs with a lack of alcohol. |
| TheShadowlord | RE: Funny Is... |
 Member Since: October 2000  RK: 14 MP: 7,189 | Wednesday September 26, 2012 2:53 PM hooray for drugs.I feel happy...I feel happy! "I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen Roberts |
| TheShadowlord | RE: Funny Is... |
Member Since: October 2000 RK: 14 MP: 7,189 | Saturday March 23, 2013 2:04 AM Funny is a story a friend of mine told the other day. A couple years ago (actually, probably more like 10, but who's counting?) he had to be carried out of the lecture hall at the uni because he'd managed to tear his meniscus playing Tetris. he just stood up to let someone pass and his knee when 'ritsch'. The doctors at the hospital were rather non-plussed when they heard the story.I feel happy...I feel happy! "I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen Roberts |
| Nix | RE: Funny Is... |
Member Since: January 2005 RK: 3 MP: 447 | Sunday March 24, 2013 1:39 AM Who says gamers aren't athletes?-This message brought to you by Nix, Mercenary to the Grammar Nazi regime My gaming groups new motto: Wet the Sock! (Not as dirty as it sounds) |
| TheShadowlord | RE: Funny Is... |
Member Since: October 2000 RK: 14 MP: 7,189 | Monday March 25, 2013 2:51 AM Actually, he is. Has played hockey, football, done some wall climbing, jiu jutsu, and for the last 10 years or so visited the gym 2 or 3 times a week. Never a lazy period in his life. He just super-botched his Mundane Task roll.I feel happy...I feel happy! "I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." - Stephen Roberts |
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