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Avenging_Angel
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Sunday October 4, 2009 5:32 PM
Funny is being called a dumb prep for the first time in my life last week. I don't think dissolving into maniacal laughter was the response she expected.
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Sunday October 4, 2009 9:24 PM
QUOTED  Funny is being called a dumb prep


Wait, wha-...?!

She called you a dumb prep?

...

I'm curious for the rest of the story. As for mine...

I was meeting up with friends at a restaurant and, being in a rush since I had to close the store tonight, slid into my seat so fast I almost tipped it straight to the floor. The waitress asked how many I'd had before going there, then took my order and walked away, shaking her head. Wouldn't have been so bad, except that my one friends was making fun of me about it for several minutes afterwards. At the finale of his improv routine, he threw his arms out to mimic me trying to catch my balance. Our waitress had the misfortune of walking up with our drinks and some food on a tray as he did this. Long story short, my friend and the waitress wound up wearing a mixture of fries, cheese sauce, and beer.

All I could do was laugh and say "karma's a mutherfocker, ain't it Rob?"
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'Sic vis pacem para bellum'

Sometimes I aim to please, other times I shoot to kill.

"Enemies are the price of honour."

"Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men."

Honesty might be the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
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Monday October 5, 2009 6:39 AM
QUOTED  Funny is being called a dumb prep for the first time in my life last week.


Well, if the shoe fits...
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Tuesday October 6, 2009 10:04 AM
Funny is my dearheart being sexually harassed at work, by the brother of his boss. He's the only person I know that this could happen to.


I was laughing so hard I was crying, which is not so great while driving, and his utter bemusement only made it worse. I gave him a much needed haircut, so hopefully that'll help stave off the guy's advances.
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"Just imagine the headlines 'Howard Moon, Colon, Explorer'. Got a ring to that don't it?"

"Colon Explorer?"

"You know what I'm saying."
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Wednesday October 7, 2009 3:53 PM
How ironic it is that whenever my fellow students have trouble with their homework, I am the first one they come to for advice, but when it's my turn to actually teach class, they are all absent. I mean really now? Am I truly that scary of a teacher that everyone has to avoid my lesson? I'm certain that the determination of circular area is not so difficult a concept as to scare them off, so it had to be the fact that I was the one teaching class today.
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If I went around claiming I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!

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Der Comicstein!
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Avenging_Angel
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Thursday October 8, 2009 1:46 PM
Funny is a variety of notes from one of my classes. It's kind of a bullshit class where we're basically role-playing the imperial court of Ming China, and as First Grand Secretary to the Emperor, I get a lot of criticism. Two tidbits that cracked me up coming from a player who picked the character name of Pikachu...
"I don't hate you, I just hate your character."
AND
"What's an execution or two between friends?"
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Everywhere I go I repeat: I do not belong here.

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- Renee Vivien

Reality is an illusion that occurs with a lack of alcohol.
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Monday October 12, 2009 7:40 AM
Funny is getting the entire song of Twinkle Twinkle Little Star sung to me by Eli, but with "daddy" used for every word.
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Am I a bad person doing good things...or a good person doing bad things... - Dexter
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nanuk
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Tuesday October 20, 2009 1:06 PM
Everything's amazing and nobody's happy.


Funny, but also a little despair-inducing at the truth of it.
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"Just imagine the headlines 'Howard Moon, Colon, Explorer'. Got a ring to that don't it?"

"Colon Explorer?"

"You know what I'm saying."
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Tuesday October 20, 2009 4:54 PM
That's quite disturbingly true, Khir. Love the bitching about the plane seats reclining...
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Anyone you can describe as chipper is to be avoided. You never know when they'll crack. Eventually, they're gonna start gnawing on the nearest thing they can, whether it's a hood ornament or wristwatch, wrist still attached; a moment when that uniform they've made for themselves breaks down and they fall to pieces, right out of it. Give me the life-haters any day. They'll play you straight. -Oobie
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Avenging_Angel
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Wednesday January 20, 2010 7:29 PM
I'm not sure if it belongs here or in despair - but my friends made the mistake of teaching me how to duel with Yu-Gi-Oh cards last night, and since class was canceled today thanks to crazy-ass midwestern weather, I spent the whole day dueling. I'm certifiably addicted now - especially to the zombie deck.
Because, you know, I didn't have enough addictive, expensive, painfully nerdy hobbies to start with.
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Everywhere I go I repeat: I do not belong here.

Who will bring me hemlock in their own hands?
- Renee Vivien

Reality is an illusion that occurs with a lack of alcohol.
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