Message #340103 - This was a reply to message #340091
SisqAlpha
RE: Despair is...?
Member Since: April 2007
Ordo Aqua: Savant RK: 5 MP: 953
Tuesday August 16, 2011 11:04 PM
Despair is: The left front blew out at 60mph yesterday on my way to work. There's rubber all over the highway, but I kept it upright and didn't fuck up the rim.
"Tuna and bread. Tuna and bread."-----
"Fuck tuna and bread. Star Trek is on."
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"If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking." ~George S. Patton
Message #340116 - This was a reply to message #339035
TheShadowlord
RE: Despair is...?
Member Since: October 2000
Ordo Ignis: Savant RK: 14 MP: 7,189
Wednesday August 17, 2011 2:10 PM
Yikes. glad to know that you're in one piece.
I feel happy...I feel happy!
"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
- Stephen Roberts
Message #340119 - This was a reply to message #340116
Nix
RE: Despair is...?
Member Since: January 2005
Ordo Aqua: Novice RK: 3 MP: 447
Friday August 19, 2011 8:51 AM
...My Xbox...
It decided to stop recognizing discs just about two weeks ago. Annoying, but electronics frak up and I found a guy to fix it. Got it back a few days later, worked great that night. Turned it on the next day and the damn thing was back to "What the hell is this thing in me?" mode...
Took it back to him a couple days ago and just waiting...
and waiting...
to play New Vegas...
-This message brought to you by Nix, Mercenary to the Grammar Nazi regime
My gaming groups new motto: Wet the Sock! (Not as dirty as it sounds)
Message #340120 - This was a reply to message #340116
Avenging_Angel
RE: Despair is...?
Member Since: July 2003
Ordo Ignis: Scholar RK: 13 MP: 6,289
Friday August 19, 2011 2:04 PM
Despair is insomnia, which hasn't plagued me in a very long time. Damn my foolishness in letting someone talk me into a Jack and coke so late, I've been so focused on my sobriety I forgot about the caffeine part.
Everywhere I go I repeat: I do not belong here.
Who will bring me hemlock in their own hands?
- Renee Vivien
Reality is an illusion that occurs with a lack of alcohol.
Message #340122 - This was a reply to message #340120
TheShadowlord
RE: Despair is...?
Member Since: October 2000
Ordo Ignis: Savant RK: 14 MP: 7,189
Friday August 19, 2011 8:18 PM
I've always wondered at people who drink Coke for the caffeine. There's so little it has no effect. And though I understand that JD has to be mixed to be drinkable, it's still a waste of good Coke.
I feel happy...I feel happy!
"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
- Stephen Roberts
Message #340125 - This was a reply to message #340122
Avenging_Angel
RE: Despair is...?
Member Since: July 2003
Ordo Ignis: Scholar RK: 13 MP: 6,289
Friday August 26, 2011 10:08 PM
Despair is dumb-ass hicks.
Apparently some farmer back home got in trouble for trying to poison some bats, after the whole immigrant dying from vampire bat thing. Ignoring that we don't even bloody have vampire bats in Nebraska, and that the rabies rate for bats and animals throughout the midwest has been down. Damn you, Stephen King and your bad PR!
I always get a grim amusement when the same twats complain later about how bad the mosquitoes are and how their livestock/grandmother/pet rat got West Nile. What do you think eats all those mosquitoes, numbfuck?
Gah.
On a lighter note,
RAAAWWWR! Fear me!
Everywhere I go I repeat: I do not belong here.
Who will bring me hemlock in their own hands?
- Renee Vivien
Reality is an illusion that occurs with a lack of alcohol.
Message #340137 - This was a reply to message #340125
TheShadowlord
RE: Despair is...?
Member Since: October 2000
Ordo Ignis: Savant RK: 14 MP: 7,189
Saturday August 27, 2011 7:55 PM
Aw, what a cutie.
I feel happy...I feel happy!
"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
- Stephen Roberts
Message #340138 - This was a reply to message #340137
TheShadowlord
RE: Despair is...?
Member Since: October 2000
Ordo Ignis: Savant RK: 14 MP: 7,189
Wednesday August 31, 2011 12:08 AM
Despair is a second wave of mosquitoes. After being more or less quiet for nearly a month, they've decided to make a come back. The only comfort I have is that now I've been bitten so often I hardly react to them anymore.
I feel happy...I feel happy!
"I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours."
- Stephen Roberts
Message #340143 - This was a reply to message #332790
Avenging_Angel
RE: Despair is...?
Member Since: July 2003
Ordo Ignis: Scholar RK: 13 MP: 6,289
Wednesday August 31, 2011 3:06 AM
Despair is that it appears I may be getting fired. Again. Woo.
Everywhere I go I repeat: I do not belong here.
Who will bring me hemlock in their own hands?
- Renee Vivien
Reality is an illusion that occurs with a lack of alcohol.
Message #340144 - This was a reply to message #340143