Finding out that someone got ahold of my credit card number and ran up the bill.
'Sic vis pacem para bellum'
Sometimes I aim to please, other times I shoot to kill.
"Enemies are the price of honour."
"Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men."
Honesty might be the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Message #325231 - This was a reply to message #325183
Unbeliever
RE: Despair is...?
Member Since: September 2005
Ordo Aer: Novice RK: 9 MP: 2,514
Monday March 31, 2008 4:12 PM
Egads. That sounds like a severe beating is in order.
...
I've got whuppin' sticks.
2011 was way more apocalypsey than 2012.
Message #325232 - This was a reply to message #325231
StoicFervor
RE: Despair is...?
Member Since: June 2007
Ordo Aqua: Scholar RK: 4 MP: 620
Monday March 31, 2008 4:21 PM
UB, I'll make you a deal. If I find out who it is, you can beat what's left of him after I'm done. Sound good? *begins to ensure sharpness of sword collection*
'Sic vis pacem para bellum'
Sometimes I aim to please, other times I shoot to kill.
"Enemies are the price of honour."
"Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men."
Honesty might be the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Message #325236 - This was a reply to message #325232
Unbeliever
RE: Despair is...?
Member Since: September 2005
Ordo Aer: Novice RK: 9 MP: 2,514
Monday March 31, 2008 4:24 PM
I...
But, you...
Do you really...?
*shudder*
...
You, uh... You wouldn't happen to have a towel handy, would you?
2011 was way more apocalypsey than 2012.
Message #325237 - This was a reply to message #325236
StoicFervor
RE: Despair is...?
Member Since: June 2007
Ordo Aqua: Scholar RK: 4 MP: 620
Monday March 31, 2008 4:25 PM
*tosses him a towel*
What? You want first slice? What's your preferance, katana or long sword? Or do you just want to use the claymore?
'Sic vis pacem para bellum'
Sometimes I aim to please, other times I shoot to kill.
"Enemies are the price of honour."
"Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men."
Honesty might be the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
Message #325238 - This was a reply to message #325237
Flark
RE: Despair is...?
Member Since: April 2005
Ordo Aer: Scholar RK: 10 MP: 3,041
Monday March 31, 2008 4:51 PM
Despair is trying to convert old video camera tapes to DVD format which will work on a computer. Arrgh, I flipping give up tonight!
I copied them to VHS, then again by linking the VHS to a recordable DVD player - but the damn things won't work on a computer or my standard DVD player.
Despair is also trying to understand DVD compatibility prattle.
Despair.Despair.Despair.It's the end of the word!
I know you said you wouldn't tolerate excuses... but I have a really good one!
Message #325251 - This was a reply to message #325238
ZombieKiller13
RE: Despair is...?
Member Since: April 2007
Ordo Aqua: Scholar RK: 4 MP: 790
Monday March 31, 2008 4:57 PM
*sings*
"It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine."
There's no use crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. = Still Alive - GLaDOS - Portal
If he gets up we'll all get up! It'll be anarchy! - Bender - The Breakfast Club
"Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both." - Benjamin Franklin
Message #325253 - This was a reply to message #325251
Flark
RE: Despair is...?
Member Since: April 2005
Ordo Aer: Scholar RK: 10 MP: 3,041
Monday March 31, 2008 5:13 PM
Despair is planning to sit down and watch a movie after the above failed venture, but finding that I have an abundance of hot salsa dip but NO Doritos !! How can I watch a movie now !??
It looks like you're stuck with me for a while longer guys. Despair is.
I know you said you wouldn't tolerate excuses... but I have a really good one!
Message #325264 - This was a reply to message #325251
nanuk
RE: Despair is...?
Member Since: February 2007
Ordo Terra: Savant RK: 8 MP: 2,373
Monday March 31, 2008 5:17 PM
Ay caramba!
No poppadoms or soft-tortillas-that-you-could-crisp-up lying around?
Sympathies.
Despair is knowing, deep down, that Tony Stark is not a real person *wail*
(that doesn't mean he won't be intruding on pre-sleep time. hope you don't mind well-muscled company, Limey)
"Just imagine the headlines 'Howard Moon, Colon, Explorer'. Got a ring to that don't it?"
"Colon Explorer?"
"You know what I'm saying."
Message #325265 - This was a reply to message #325264
Flark
RE: Despair is...?
Member Since: April 2005
Ordo Aer: Scholar RK: 10 MP: 3,041
Monday March 31, 2008 5:20 PM
He has an appropriate name for it anyway, I won't despair at that. (It makes a change I know).
I know you said you wouldn't tolerate excuses... but I have a really good one!
Message #325268 - This was a reply to message #325265