I know you said you wouldn't tolerate excuses... but I have a really good one!
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Unbeliever
RE: Despair is...?
Member Since: September 2005
Ordo Aer: Novice RK: 9 MP: 2,514
Saturday February 23, 2008 6:28 PM
SHHH!!!
Dammit, man! You'll have us outed in no time!
2011 was way more apocalypsey than 2012.
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Avenging_Angel
RE: Despair is...?
Member Since: July 2003
Ordo Ignis: Scholar RK: 13 MP: 6,289
Saturday February 23, 2008 6:32 PM
Dr. Freud says otherwise...
I -knew- it!
Everywhere I go I repeat: I do not belong here.
Who will bring me hemlock in their own hands?
- Renee Vivien
Reality is an illusion that occurs with a lack of alcohol.
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Flark
RE: Despair is...?
Member Since: April 2005
Ordo Aer: Scholar RK: 10 MP: 3,041
Saturday February 23, 2008 6:36 PM
Dr. Freud doesn't know shit. In fact I pity the fool!
Despair is Dr. Freud's complete lack of understanding of the masculinity and hetrosexualism of Flark.
I know you said you wouldn't tolerate excuses... but I have a really good one!
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nanuk
RE: Despair is...?
Member Since: February 2007
Ordo Terra: Savant RK: 8 MP: 2,373
Thursday February 28, 2008 2:13 PM
Despair is a question from a 14 yr old student during a maths class...
Student: *hand waving*
Me: "Is it maths related?"
Student: "Yeah, it's about careers needing maths. Miss, you know, like, when you're working for NASA, sending those rockets up, does that need maths?"
Me: *stares at her silently for about half a minute, then speaks in a tiny, tear-choked voice* "Yes"
Student: "But, like, with the fuel to make it go and stuff, that's chemistry, right?"
Me: *cries*
"Just imagine the headlines 'Howard Moon, Colon, Explorer'. Got a ring to that don't it?"
"Colon Explorer?"
"You know what I'm saying."
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Unbeliever
RE: Despair is...?
Member Since: September 2005
Ordo Aer: Novice RK: 9 MP: 2,514
Thursday February 28, 2008 4:26 PM
I have a brick you can borrow. It's quite good for bludgeoning the stupid.
You, uhhh... might want to give it a light cleaning first.
2011 was way more apocalypsey than 2012.
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The_Unknown
RE: Despair is...?
Member Since: February 2008
Initiare RK: 1 MP: 64
Thursday February 28, 2008 4:30 PM
Despair is having to find out that the pie you made because you where hungry was eaten by the dog.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
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Flark
RE: Despair is...?
Member Since: April 2005
Ordo Aer: Scholar RK: 10 MP: 3,041
Monday March 10, 2008 3:12 AM
This post I made earlier.
I know you said you wouldn't tolerate excuses... but I have a really good one!
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nanuk
RE: Despair is...?
Member Since: February 2007
Ordo Terra: Savant RK: 8 MP: 2,373
Monday March 10, 2008 8:50 AM
Backpain.
Progressively worsening. And it was at me so much last night that in my dreams I was in pain, grah.
You are funny.
"Just imagine the headlines 'Howard Moon, Colon, Explorer'. Got a ring to that don't it?"
"Colon Explorer?"
"You know what I'm saying."
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nanuk
RE: Despair is...?
Member Since: February 2007
Ordo Terra: Savant RK: 8 MP: 2,373
Tuesday March 11, 2008 8:11 AM
Too much work to do, too little time, and too many idiots wasting what time I do have.
Got a call this morning from the car insurance company to see if I was 'going ahead with the cheaper quote' they gave me last week (50 euro off). I thought at the time it was a discount, but as it would make no sense for me not to go ahead with the cheaper policy if it was a discount I thought it must have been an alternate to the policy, losing some cover, so phoned back to double check.
'So what cover am I not getting?'
'None. That was a discount she offered to you'.
'So... you're phoning to check whether I want to pay an extra 50 euro when I don't need to?'
Grah.
"Just imagine the headlines 'Howard Moon, Colon, Explorer'. Got a ring to that don't it?"
"Colon Explorer?"
"You know what I'm saying."
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