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Rant: Customer Check Out Lines

TOPIC: Rant: Customer Check Out Lines

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Damien	RE: Rant: Customer Check Out Lines
Member Since: July 2002 Ordo Lucidus RK: 16 MP: 10,249	Saturday June 11, 2005 7:52 PM QUOTED I hate to say this but Silv is right...I have had much experiance and im 18, but there is so much more to learn.. I fervently disagree, as that very thought process is circumstantial. Any 12 year old kid with a good porn collection can know more about sex, for example, than an anti-porn 58 year old virgin. I'm 21, and I know nothing about being a car mechanic. I'm sure are plenty of 15-20 year olds that know a hell of a lot more than me about it. Age is utterly inconsequential, as it does not directly equate to worldly experience of all things. A 40 year old man with a decent sex life probably doesn't know half the bedroom tricks of a 23 year old porn star. American by birth. Anti-Christ by choice. "My god has a bigger dick than your god." "Tolerance is the policy of those men who no longer believe in anything."
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lonewolfe619	RE: Rant: Customer Check Out Lines
Member Since: May 2005 Ordo Terra: Novice RK: 6 MP: 1,123	Thursday June 16, 2005 9:39 AM Sometimes I just love it when you are right Damien. But it really isn't about how much you know, so long as you can give satisfaction. BOOOO! Did I scare you?
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Kaia	RE: Rant: Customer Check Out Lines
Member Since: May 2000 Ordo Aer: Novice RK: 9 MP: 2,795	Thursday June 16, 2005 11:55 AM Ok, well, as funny as this is to read, I'm thinking that this topic has strayed way off of customer checkout lines....unless, is there a check out line now for sex?!?!?!? The beatings will continue until moral improves! I'M INVINCIBLE!!! A friend will help you move.... A really good friend will help you move a body......... Buckle Up!!! It makes it harder for the Aliens to snatch you from your car!!!!
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Damien	RE: Rant: Customer Check Out Lines
Member Since: July 2002 Ordo Lucidus RK: 16 MP: 10,249	Thursday June 16, 2005 3:36 PM QUOTED Sometimes I just love it when you are right Damien. But it really isn't about how much you know, so long as you can give satisfaction. It's both. You gotta be good enough that the satisfaction never gets old or dried up. When you can please a woman the entire week that she took off of work - stopping only long enough for short meals, then, my friend, you are a Master of the Bedroom. And always remember, my pupil, sex is power. Attraction is power. Pleasure is power. And the more power you have, the more you want. So be wary! QUOTED Ok, well, as funny as this is to read, I'm thinking that this topic has strayed way off of customer checkout lines....unless, is there a check out line now for sex?!?!?!? That depends on how popular the girl is. American by birth. Anti-Christ by choice. "My god has a bigger dick than your god." "Tolerance is the policy of those men who no longer believe in anything."
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Novaximus	RE: Rant: Customer Check Out Lines
Member Since: June 2001 Ordo Ignis: Scholar RK: 13 MP: 6,586	Friday June 24, 2005 10:19 AM The phone rang today with one of those "Out of Area" ID's. Out anger and curiosity I just had to pick it up to see what all the hub bub was about since I get 3 of these things a day. I was greeted with the usual pinched nose tone of a telemarketer. Before my tounge could lash out an insult the lady explained she was taking a survey on Customer SuperMarket Shopping. Oh ho! This was right up my alley. Not only do I have PLENTY of greivances on our Super Market systems I am also being presented with what appears to be an official means of voicing up about them to an organization that might do something about it. Wait I tic...I sayz. You've got a southern accent. Are you calling from the south. "Yeah, we're officed in Mississippi" But you're inquireing about New Jersey supermarkets? Why? "Um, I don't really know actually. Do you do most of the shopping in your house hold and if so how old are you? Yes, I'm about 30. "Oh, you mean your not above 70?" Whaaaaaaaaa? "The computer automatically disqualified this survey because you are under 70 but I appriciate your willingness to take our survey" Hold on a second. This survey is only for people over 70? "Yes" So basically your calling random house holds in hopes to find 70 year old shoppers. You do realize how much in the minority such a group is. Don't you think it's rude to bother so many people for a survey that has very specific requirements? "lol. Well yes. I suppose. I don't really like it either." But...it's a job right? You've got bills to pay so your just doing what you have to. "Yeah. I'm sorry to have bothered you." Click ± Sometimes to become great one must become small ±
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Damien	RE: Rant: Customer Check Out Lines
Member Since: July 2002 Ordo Lucidus RK: 16 MP: 10,249	Friday June 24, 2005 11:44 AM Uh... I'm still in shock that someone gets paid to call another state, in the hopes of catching a 70-year-old in between naps, who still shops. American by birth. Anti-Christ by choice. "My god has a bigger dick than your god." "Tolerance is the policy of those men who no longer believe in anything."
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